Chapter 0038 Since the weather is so hot, let me tell you a cold joke!

What is the coldest place in the world?

Most people in this world think that the Far North Ice Sheet is the coldest place in the world, because legend has it that it is covered with snow several meters deep all year round, and it is deserted except for a few small countries.

In Luo Xiaotian's original world, he always thought that the coldest place was Antarctica, and he told everyone a little secret, in fact, Antarctica, which is much colder than the North Pole, on average about 30 degrees lower. Thinking about it this way, penguins may be a more ferocious animal than bears, and everyone must be careful when encountering penguins.

Luo Xiaotian had never been to the South Pole or the North Pole, so he couldn't feel the kind of cold that challenged the limits of human beings. Later, though, he seems to have discovered a colder place.

It was winter, and he went to a northern city to meet his classmates, and finally felt the cold of the north. It felt like he was soaking in a Coke on the rocks, and he was glad he had brought a few extra clothes. Then, the classmate told him very sincerely that the pillars of the roadside electric lights were sweet in winter.

So, what kind of coldness did Luo Xiaotian feel, whether it was physical or mental... That pillar is really sweet, though.

Now, Luo Xiaotian doesn't believe that the Arctic Ice Sheet is the coldest place, because the freezing breath of the snow tiger is not as light as Lucia said, as for what Aaron said about slowing down the other party's movements, if slowing down the speed of the action to zero is also called slowing down.

He fainted anyway, and he didn't know what happened after that. When he finally woke up, he was lying on the bed in his room.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

He struggled to get up, and felt that there was no place in his body that didn't hurt. The head, in particular, looked as if someone had fired it with the spear of Longchimes.

What do you say the gun of Longimus is?

Walking out the door, there was no one in the air.

"Oh, Ronald, are you awake, let's go, let's go to dinner. ”

The room at the end of the passage opened, and Aaron walked out of it, just in time to see Luo Xiaotian who was going out. He came over like no one was fine, and then invited Luo Xiaotian to go to dinner with him.

"Before..."

"Let's go, there will be no more dinner later. ”

In this magic tower, in addition to the mud puppets and rock golems, there are also many people who are responsible for cleaning and replenishing the magic tower, and these people are also selected from the outside villages, and these people are also responsible for the three meals in the morning and noon every day. Mr. Victor's food will be delivered to his room, while Mr. Victor's students will not be treated like this, and they will also need to eat in the cafeteria with other people.

By the way, it is said that there is the privilege of delivering meals, as well as the other students of Teacher Victor who Luo Xiaotian has never seen.

So, what exactly are they doing?

When they came to the restaurant on the second floor of the Magic Tower, everyone in the Magic Tower was sitting in a precarious position, and they saw Luo Xiaotian walking in and applauded warmly.

"How... What's wrong all of a sudden?"

Luo Xiaotianzhang was puzzled, he came to the seat by the window specially reserved for Victor's teachers and students, where Lucia seemed to have been here for a long time, and was impatiently biting the fork in her mouth.

In other words, the tableware in the restaurant seems to be specially made, otherwise according to Luo Xiaotian's idea, whether it is a fork or a plate, as long as Lucia bites it, it should be gone.

"Don't waste my time!"

“...”

After Luo Xiaotian came, a cook brought out a huge iron pot from behind, opened the lid, and boiling heat came out of the iron pot.

"Huh, it smells so good!"

"Hehe, this is the bone broth made from the snow tiger you hunted today. ”

"Didn't I faint from the snow tiger's freezing air?"

"Hmph! It's stupid! I told you to be careful of freezing air, but you still got hit. Fortunately, your head was hard enough, and the snow tiger was stoned to death by you. ”

“... Haha, Aaron, you see Lucia is joking. ”

"Lucia is not kidding, that snow tiger was indeed stoned to death by you, and it took a lot of effort for us to get you and the snow tiger back together. ”

“... My head hurts!"

"Of course it hurts, the snow tiger was stoned to death by you!"

“... I'm not talking about the kind of pain. ”

......

"Ronald, it's good, the first solo hunt was successful, I remember when Lucia was hunting and was chased by a wildhorned moose, and it was Brandt and I who helped her out. ”

“...”

"What's the matter, Ronald? Doesn't look like you're particularly happy? Do you want this?"

As he spoke, Mr. Victor took out a bottle with a long stick of stuff soaked in it.

"No, Ronald, this is too early for you, and it will be very bad for your health if you use it now, so after a while, I will keep it for you, after all, this is what you hunted the snow tiger." ”

“... Mr. Victor: What is this?"

"Ronald, I remember you learned to identify monsters, right? Why don't you know this, this is the Snow Tiger Horn, when the time comes, when your physique is a little better, you can add it to the medicine you and every day, then the effect will be completely different." But not right now, your physique is not enough. ”

I forgot to tell everyone that the snow tiger has horns. Hmmm, or what else did you come up with?

After receiving some encouragement, Luo Xiaotian also picked up some self-confidence, after all, although this snow tiger was stoned to death by himself, he was able to prove that his bones were hard enough, and the increase in strength was real, I believe that if it goes on like this, he can pull out the tree with his bare hands like Lucia.

Huh? Something seems wrong?

As a result, Luo Xiaotian struggled with the pain and happiness of every day, and completely forgot about learning magic.

Luo Xiaotian also reassembled the magic fan, fortunately, Lucia didn't crush it directly when she dismantled the magic fan, but disassembled it like an ordinary person, otherwise even if Matthew was here, I am afraid there would be nothing that could be done. Why isn't there a frozen magic array inside the magic tower? It's obviously a magic tower!

"What is this?"

On the second day after the assembly, Luo Xiaotian was comfortably blowing the magic fan, enjoying the rare leisure time in the morning, waiting for Lucia's arrival.

"Magic fans, gadgets that blow wind. ”

"Ah, I remember, isn't this the weird thing I brought back?... Lend it to me when you're done!"

“... I just got it loaded!"

"Don't worry, I'll be a little lighter today. ”

"Okay, I see. ”

......

No one knows whether Luo Xiaotian felt the sentence "I'll be lighter today" from Lucia, but there is no doubt that the room has become hot again.

There's no magic motor, uh... If the second type is there, there is no way to make a second one.

No, we must get the magic fan back as soon as possible!

"Magic fan, you say? Mr. Victor said he wanted to study it and took it. ”

The next day, the next day, Luo Xiaotian asked Lucia for his magic fan after the daily routine of boiling his muscles and bones, as for why he didn't ask for it before boiling his muscles and bones?

Well, if you just take it for research, you'll give it back to yourself, at least it should be much easier than it is to get it back from Lucia. Thinking like this, Luo Xiaotian went to find Teacher Victor.

Mr. Victor is writing down something on paper with a pen, and looking down from the window here, I really feel relaxed and happy.

"Oh, it's Ronald, what's the matter with you?"

Teacher Victor lowered his robe, and then smoothed his windswept beard with his hands.

“...”

If you don't know, you can ask the girls around you who like to wear skirts, of course, I wish you good luck. As for knowing, yes, just like you imagine, Teacher Victor was blowing the magic fan in a distorted sitting position, and at this moment, Luo Xiaotian felt that his pure magic fan was polluted, so he simply didn't want it.

"Well, Ronald, your magic fan is very good, I took it apart and studied it, except for the most central part where the fan blades rotated, the magic array was used, and the other parts could be built by ordinary people, so that it would not be like those magic props from magicians, which could never be made in large quantities. This magic array in the middle is also very interesting, you made it?"

"No, it was Tesla Edmund of the Alchemy Society who made it, and it is said to be a miniaturization of the magic circle. ”

"Well, Tesla Edmund... The miniaturization of the magic circle had actually been carried out once, and that was in the ancient era. At that time, each of the magic arrays was amazingly large, generally used on the base of the magic tower and the weapons to defend the city, and later there were people who wanted to set the floating magic array on the pedestal of a city, but unfortunately failed, the magic crystal to be consumed was too huge, and the whole city fell from the sky in the middle of the flight, but fortunately there was no one inside. ”

Luo Xiaotian remembered that in the brief history of magic, there was no mention of the miniaturization of magic arrays in the ancient era, maybe because it was a brief history, he wouldn't record this.

"Mr. Victor, Tesla has also made smaller magic motors, but the one that can't turn fast and can't drive something too heavy, probably... It's about the length of a thumb, but it's thicker. ”

"Hehe, it seems that this Tesla is very powerful, but unfortunately I can't meet him. Do you want to learn magic circles?"

Hmm?Magic Array?Can I finally return to the ranks of magicians?And this kind of thing is really interesting, which reminds Luo Xiaotian of the circuit of another world.

"I want to learn! Mr. Victor!"

"Hehe, then from tomorrow onwards, I will teach you the knowledge of the magic array. ”