Chapter Thirty-Eight: A Friend's Wife Shall Not Be Deceited
"The gentleman is hard to chase after him, since he promised Brother Lei that it is difficult to help. Luo Tian folded his hand again, originally wanting to pat his chest twice, but he felt that this action was too old-fashioned and gave up.
"Okay...... Brother, are you willing to do this?" Lei Ming asked cautiously.
Wouldn't it be that someone killed someone and asked me to go to the top tank, or that a drunk driver asked me to turn myself in......
"You put this on and go to a prom. Just dance with a woman wearing the same mask. Thunder pulled out a mask from his backpack, a bit like the usual mask that Earth Spider-Man always has.
It's just that there is a pattern of lightning strikes and lightning flashes on it.
"Brother Lei, your mask is quite stylish? Moreover, it feels so good, it should be at the level of magic tools, right?" Luo Tian touched it and asked with a smile.
"So-so, it's just a high-grade magic tool ordered from the 'Hundred Refining Costumes', and I heard that it is made of the fur of the sea tiger beast. Lei Ming shrugged his shoulders casually.
"I'm a scum! You rich people's world we poor people can't understand. Luo Tian shook his head, and infinite pathos suddenly welled up in his heart.
I feel like I've been living with a dog for a long time. You know, you can't take this mask without two or three hundred thousand. Is this the real gentleman class that Lao Heizi is talking about?
And how childish and ridiculous does the so-called extravagant and erosive life look in the eyes of these guys?
"As long as you have the strength, everything is possible. Lei Ming also reached out and patted Luo Tian on the shoulder cordially, glanced at the mobile phone, and suddenly patted his head, his face suddenly changed, "It's not good, I have to give you a plastic surgery quickly." ”
"Plastic surgery is good, isn't it just putting on makeup? Let's hurry up and go to the beauty shop, I still have a VIP card." Luo Tian proudly took out Kaka and raised it.
"Porphy!"
As soon as the words landed, Luo Tian felt that his body suddenly lightened, and he picked up Lei Ming, and suddenly turned into a trapeze and threw him into the moat.
"Brother Lei, if you want to take a bath, you have to go to the Fifth Spring of Shenzhou. This moat stinks......" Luo Tian poured a few mouthfuls of water and hurriedly shouted and went upstream to the shore.
"Hurry up and rub your chin, I'll go back." The thunder roared and disappeared like a gust of wind, but his voice came from the wind, "Obedient! If you don't wash it, don't blame me for having to lower my gratitude. ”
Life is precious, love is more valuable, for the sake of the great good, both can be thrown away......
Luo Tian's eyes closed and he let go. Seeing that there was no one around, he simply took off his essence and scrubbed it.
"I'm back. "Only a few minutes passed, and the thunder came back like a whirlwind.
And, as soon as he got Luo Tian out of the water, he put it on the floor tiles by the river.
"Ah...... Someone comes, I'll put on my clothes first......" Luo Tian was anxious. Lying naked on the shore like this, people who don't know come over and think they're killing pigs?
"The old man is afraid of eggs! People have never seen anything now, and there are more 'big' than you in the sea. Tell believe it or not brother to cut the grass and hoe the roots immediately. "Luo Tian's 'little brother' flicked Lei Ming, and he almost shouted Mom in pain, but he didn't dare to move anymore.
With this kid's somewhat crazy temper, what can't he do? If he really casts, who will he cry to?
Lei Ming took out two or three medicine bottles from his backpack and opened them, and soon, some powder and liquid were applied to Luo Tian's body.
Suddenly, a sour and numb smell came, and the skin began to be hot, sometimes cold and sometimes cold......
Bang Bang Bang ......
The next moment, Lei Ming stretched out his palm and slapped it all over Luo Tian's body. It was as if a senior masseur was at work.
"It hurts...... It's so itchy...... It's hot...... Ahhh......h
I found that the breath coming out of my mouth had a sour and rancid smell, a bit like a rotten musty smell.
A few passers-by were startled, looked at the riverbank, and hurried away one by one.
"Alas...... Young people nowadays, it's not like words. ”
"Yes, gay people dare to engage in such a blatant manner. ”
"Listen, that guy screamed like a pig, probably for the first time to explode a chrysanthemum. ”
"Hehe, the east wind is broken, and the chrysanthemums are left. ** How many people know ......"
"Then you go and give it a try......"
"Ahh......h
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Listening to the gossip of those bad guys with a fairly high decibel decibel, Luo Tian was completely speechless.
Below, I quickly dragged a large handful of grass from the lawn and stuffed it into my mouth, and I didn't open my mouth as a towel. Otherwise, I really fell into the thoughts of those bad guys.
"I opened my mouth and vomited. What is vented out, exhaled in a big gulp, and cannot be shut up. Lei Ming said, on what acupuncture point, Luo Tian didn't have time to take precautions, he felt a burst of nausea, his mouth opened, and the grass sprayed out.
"You who kill a thousand knives, your whole family has burst chrysanthemums! Believe it or not, brother will come over to help at night. Luo Tian was furious, and scolded without caring about anything.
At the same time, a cloud of stench and fire also spewed out.
"Ah, go, go, go. "Some of the cowards were frightened, and hurried away.
"Boy, it's great to have a 'boyfriend'? You're too old-fashioned, just a turtle. "There are also buddies who don't believe in evil and can't stand this anger, and immediately return the color.
"I'm a scumbag! Lao Tzu will come over immediately to teach you the improved version of the old man to grind, and make you cool and crooked. Luo Tian jumped up and chased after him.
It's really too hot, and people are in a semi-crazy state when they are stimulated, and the strange thing is that the thunder doesn't stop it.
"Ahhh......h Just kidding, brother, don't come here...... Don't ...... "Don't believe in evil, that buddy saw this battle,, are you really coming?"
"Hahaha, silver-like wax gun head, don't be scared. Luo Tian patted his chest proudly.
He was stunned for a moment, and then quickly glanced at his body and was startled, and said to Lei Ming, "Why is it so dark? ”
"Nonsense! A guy with a scarred body, so dirty that he doesn't even know the image of Hanako, do you think the girl who dances with me will not be recognized? In order to make you as energetic and handsome as me, Lao Tzu is tearful and bloodletting, and 300,000 yuan is gone. Lei Ming wiped his eyes, but it was clear that he was crying without tears.
"Ah, 300,000, I'm sorry. However, Brother Lei, don't worry, I'll help you get it for you at night. Luo Tian patted his chest.
At the moment, it is sincere, not to earn thank you. After all, the liquid is not false.
"Whatever you want! And, as long as it makes her comfortable, you can play whatever you want. Lei Ming patted Luo Tian on the shoulder and smiled dryly.
"Ah...... Bah...... This, Brother Lei, how do I feel that there is a bit of lewdness in your smile?
No, you said that sister belongs to your fiancée.
Can I just play it? Don't test my concentration with this kind of cliché.
Don't worry, although you are your 'own brother', although I am known as the five poisons at school.
However, it is my life credo that my friend's wife should not be bullied. Luo Tian looked at him with some doubts.