Chapter Ninety-Six: The Love of Two Fat Men
As time progressed, the entire mound was already filled with bloody aura, and the two realms flowers, which had not changed, had finally changed a little.
A faint red began to appear on the veins of the flowers and leaves, very charming, if you smell it carefully, you can smell the bloody breath, and the life and death qi that was originally pouring on the flowers of the two realms seems to be slowly fading. Although the changes are subtle, they are finally there, and it is much more than the previous big stone king who is motionless as looking at the sea. (Of course, that's Ao, don't listen to any blind B B, he's illiterate.) )
After a while, the veins were still a little flushed like that. At this point, I found that Lao Tzu did not need to guard these two world flowers, the reason is that this thing is too unpleasant to grow a horse, if this is placed in my hometown, Lao Tzu has already shoveled it with a shovel, and planted a watermelon is stronger than it, growing faster, and quenching hunger and thirst. Therefore, my expression now is to pouting and glaring at these two realm flowers, and my eyes are full of disgust.
So, in another space, the flower farmer directly exploded.
"Lao Tzu worked hard to get the flowers of the two worlds, the little rabbit cub actually dislikes it, is there any heavenly reason? The flower farmer stared at the cloud in front of him, through which he could see my head scurrying on top of the mound as I was bombarded by various attacks.
"You go and try it. A lazy voice rang out behind the flower farmer.
The woman is a very beautiful woman, with light eyebrows, charming eyes with spring, red lips, and skin like clotted fat.
"Madam, I'm just glad to open my mouth, how dare I. The flower farmer's violent posture changed instantly, and when he turned back, he was already "flattering".
"I hope you dare, in that case, Sister Meng Po will definitely kill you directly, so that I don't have to look at you every day, a dead fat man, I have watched it for tens of thousands of years, and the old lady has really seen enough. The woman's voice was still gentle, but the words made the flower farmer keep shrinking his neck, as if a cold wind had been pouring into his neck.
"Madam, you are reluctant to me, and I am very confident in this. The flower farmer said to the beautiful woman behind him seriously.
"How did the old lady fall in love with you at the beginning, tens of thousands of years, your original advantages have almost disappeared, but the old lady really likes you, especially your blind self-confidence. The woman said.
The woman finally got up from the chair, her belly was bigger than the flower farmer, so at a glance, the flower farmer and the woman in front of her were really a good match, no need to look at anything else, look at the stomach.
The two of them stood in this mysterious place, chatting without saying a word, and watching the battle on the mound with relish, like two naughty children watching a group of ants fight.
I ran again.
There are two reasons for this: First, the flowers of the two realms are obviously very resistant to beating, and they are unlikely to bloom in the short term. Second, Lao Tzu is definitely the target of the public now, there is no way, the whole mound is so big, and the top of the mountain is even smaller and pitiful, it is good to be able to accommodate three or four people, and now the others have been sent to reincarnate by me.
After running out again, I decided to take a rest, there was no way, such a chaotic battle had lasted for almost a day, under the invasion of the qi of life and death, even cultivators who were as strong as us were now tired, not only had to be careful of the knives stabbed by the side, but also harvested the lives of other creatures all the time, and moreover, they had to constantly resist the qi of life and death on the mound. As the old saying goes: the wall falls and everyone pushes it. Well, that makes sense.
I ran directly out of the range of the mound, and as soon as I left this range, I found a happy thing, once I left the range of the mound, it seemed that the life and death qi that had been tormenting me disappeared.
I chose a place with a relatively good view and relatively safe place, and in a flash, I had rushed out.
Flower farmer: "Madam, come and see. ”
Mrs. Flower Farmer walked over step by step with her stomach up, and looked hard in the direction pointed by the flower farmer, and then, on her face, which had been calm and breezy, finally had a little joy.
Flower farmer: "Do you think the little bastard can come out alive?" The flower farmer rubbed his hands and looked in the direction I rushed out.
Mrs. Flower Farmer: "I bet he'll come out." ”
The flower farmer instantly had a bitter look on his face, like a yellow lotus that was stuffed into his mouth for two kilograms, but although his face was bitter, but the flower farmer's eyes were full of happiness, after all, the so-called dangerous place was originally set up by himself, whether he could come out or not, it was all in his thoughts, and his wife's gambling method was obviously bound to win, such a result was originally what he wanted to see, this should be the love of two fat people.
It's a good place, the air is fresh and humid, there are flowers, grass, trees, mountains, rivers, and even the occasional bird call or two, but the moment you enter, you feel as if you have come to a fairyland.
I took a hard breath of the slightly humid air, and the fresh feeling made my whole person feel a lot more comfortable, as if even the joints that had been dry for a long time suddenly became moist and energetic.
So, I shivered.
It's over, the one who stepped on the horse, this must have been drilled where it shouldn't be. Fools know that the dungeon, a dry place, except for the yellow sand and gray sky in the sky, almost all the bloody gas is left, how can there be such a paradise, there must be a demon when things go wrong, and it is absolutely accurate in the underworld.
Just thinking about it, the body suddenly staggered, it turned out, I don't know when, the weeds and branches of the trees around me have quietly climbed to his legs, and then he pulled violently, even if I have great ability, but so suddenly, I was completely pulled to the ground.
Nima!
I struggled hard, but unfortunately, the weeds and branches of the trees around me were like aquatic plants encountered when swimming, and the more I struggled, the tighter they were tied, as if the more Lao Tzu struggled, the more excited they became.
Let go of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a normal man and will not have any interest in plants.
The power surged, the violent power was gushing out from all parts of the body in an instant, and the sound of branches and weeds breaking came clearly, but unfortunately, these weeds and branches were too many, even if I could break a lot, but more branches still rushed up again in an instant, just a few breaths, I was already tied up into a zongzi alive, if I set up firewood again, boil a pot of boiling water, and simply boil for dozens of minutes, I can throw it into the Miluo River to help Qu Yuan's predecessors go to catch fish and shrimp.
"Wood spirits, fire spirits. "I can't help it, I can only roar in my head.
The two little guys appeared in front of me in an instant, staring at me who was tied into a big dumpling, and was being quickly dragged in one direction, most likely to be misbehaved, and then, and then laughed.
The smile was very happy and hearty, and Mu Ling's smile fell directly on my body, to be precise, it should be Zongzi's body, and his limbs were shaking wildly. Huo Ling is a girl after all, and she is always more reserved when she laughs, but she also bends her stomach directly, judging from the convulsions all over her body, the girl should be happier than Mu Ling when she smiles.
"You two don't get me out yet. "I'm like two little guys conveying a grumpy consciousness.
It's a pity that the two little guys obviously haven't laughed enough now, you're girl, as for it? Isn't it just tied up into a zongzi? Is it that funny? I think so, but I forget, I just feel like I'm being tied up into a zongzi with three layers inside and three layers outside, and in the eyes of the two little guys, I have a different shape.
The fat head and big ears, the chest is towering, and the fucking sagging, and the belly is even fatter like a sow pregnant with a litter of piglets, and what makes the two little guys even more unbearable is that my part that should be the crotch of the pants is now clearly woven into a rather vivid two-dimensional code by the leaves of the weeds.
Nima, who has ever seen a QR code on the crotch of his pants, is Lao Tzu scanning the code to pay or make friends?
If I could see all this, I would definitely know who did all this, and the QR code is the QR code, and the graceful figure, such a breath of life, except for the flower farmers who carry cigarettes in their pockets every day, there will definitely be no second person.
Finally, the two little ones had enough laughs, and they finally made a move.
Mu Ling's finger pointed, and the plant that pulled me away quickly withered, and then decayed, naturally it had been broken earlier. Then the fat fingers clicked again, and the plants on my body changed for a while, and my eyes completely lost their light.
The next moment, there was a warm temperature, and then the temperature rose rapidly, and in just a few breaths, I felt like I had really become a zongzi, and it was probably a zongzi that had been thrown into a pressure cooker to cook.
I'll fight!
The crisp voice of the fire spirit sounded, and the chest and abdomen were as if they had been hit by a heavy hammer, and they almost didn't come up in one breath, directly suffocating me, and then I clearly felt that I was flying out.
Suddenly fell to the ground, and the light in front of me was restored again, and then, and then I burst out of the shell of the "zongzi leaf" steamingly.
Zongzi leaves are fake, but the steaming me is real. No matter who it is, let it steam for dozens of seconds, and the steaming is definitely light.
The two little ones were still busy there, with their backs to me, very hard.
I couldn't help but sigh, in the end, it was still the fire spirit and the wood spirit who were sensible.
It's just that I didn't see the expressions of the two little ones, and their shoulders were still shrugging slightly, as they tried to control.
Soon, this paradise was burned to the ground.
And for such an ending, the flower farmer's eyes almost fell to the ground, he never imagined that these two perverted little things would emerge, one pumping water, the other ignition, the cooperation was simply seamless, and he spent half a day to make such a place to test the people who picked flowers from the two worlds, and it was burned into a blank ground.
"For the next ten years, the housework will be all yours. The lady patted the flower farmer's fleshy shoulder behind her.
"Madame, look at these two little things. "Housework is all done by the flower farmers anyway, so for such a result, he directly chose to ignore it, and instead pointed to the wood spirit and fire spirit around me.
"Spirit seed. Madame leaned over slightly, and then said.
"If I had that wood spirit...... "The flower farmer stared at the wood spirit with bright eyes, and a bright crystal appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Go, hero, I won't stop you. Madame said.
The next moment, the flower farmer's face was filled with bitterness again, and after a cold shiver, he suddenly stood up straight with a righteous face.
"As a dignified flower fairy in charge of all the flowers in the world, how can I do such a dirty thing, madam, you really look down on me. ”
"I didn't mean to look down on you, I was just thinking, if Sister Meng Po knew about your idea of fighting any spirit seed, I don't know if she would still look down on you?"
After being burned to the ground, we also left this "paradise" smoothly and returned to the "real world" of the underworld.
In such a short period of time, it didn't even count as an episode in the underworld, but when I looked back and saw the wood spirit, I felt that this episode seemed a little strange.
Originally, there was a little bit of wood spirit that was not close to the color of a normal person, but now it is completely gone, and the whole body is emerald green, just like the cucumbers planted in the vegetable field in the morning in summer, the green ones are about to drip water, and the belly of this product is too big, conservatively estimated, the navel eye should be facing the ground now. The two arms were helplessly raised on both sides of the round belly, there was no way, I really couldn't put it down.
What's wrong with you? I glared at Mu Ling, as if that place just now wanted to tie Lao Tzu into zongzi and cook it, right? Why did you come out and you became a zongzi.
Belch......
Mu Ling laboriously burped, and his lips were now fat and greasy, wide and wide.
Your fucking look, Lao Tzu has no face to let you out to meet people.
Just as I was frowning and trying to study what kind of species this thing in front of me was, Mu Ling's still immature voice sounded, and there were two words: sleepy. Then the tower-like body fell to the ground with a bang.
This sleep, if Lao Tzu had your sleep, Lao Tzu would not have died suddenly on the operating table.
"Xiaohuo, what's wrong?" The snoring of the wood spirit has already sounded like thunder, there is no way, I can only ask the fire spirit, everyone is a spirit seed, and they should know what the situation of the wood spirit is now.
"Food sleepiness. Huo Ling's fingers rubbed on his chin for a long time, and just when I was worried about whether this little girl would rub her chin out of her beard, Huo Ling's old-fashioned voice finally sounded.
"What?" I was surprised.
"That's it...... It is...... After eating, most of the blood rushed into the stomach, and then ......"
"Stop, stop......" I hurriedly shouted to stop Xiaohuo, I know what it means to be sleepy, what I want to know is what is the reason why Mu Ling became fat and became this virtue.
"Overeating. Xiaohuo rubbed his chin again. Don't grind, girl, if you grind it again, if you grind out three strands of long hair, will you still be able to see people?
Xiaohuo was happy this time, and directly explained the reason for Mu Ling's overeating.
It turned out that the atmosphere of the plants and trees in that place was extremely vigorous, and the wood spirit was naturally happy, so it was directly a "nonsense to eat and drink" with an open "mind".
"So. Xiaohuo shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands.
"And when will he be able to ...... this," I gestured to my stomach.
"I don't know. ”
I lifted my foot and kicked my face covered with sweat, and my saliva pulled out a long line of crystalline body. Then he sat down next to the fire spirit, there was no way, the only thing he could do now was to wait.
Fortunately, Mu Ling's digestion ability is very good, and in about an hour or so, Mu Ling has recovered to its original appearance, and has crawled up with a full face.
Originally, we thought that Mu Ling would come over to greet us and tell us about his earth-shattering experience, and Xiaohuo and I were ready to listen carefully to the story.
It's a pity, it's a pity, the little rabbit cub got up with a bone, and after smiling at us, his body shook and pounced on the mound, and there was a sense that the strong man was gone.
In our astonished gaze, the body of the wood spirit had disappeared into the vast sea of people on the mound.
Green, in an instant, the sky of green exploded in the crowd, and in the blink of an eye, it had spread into the distance.
Xiaohuo and I looked at the scene in front of us in amazement, watching the green rush through the crowd like an angry dragon, countless arm-thick thorns instantly wrapped around everyone's bodies, and the finger-thick spikes pierced into the body mercilessly. In an instant, countless red bewitching lights lit up in the green eyes, and the sound of miserable howls also filled this slightly narrow space in an instant. In just a few breaths, the green that spread out had stopped at our feet, and we lay down quietly. And in the green of the mountains, blood and severed limbs covered the entire mound, and the whole space was like a purgatory on earth.
Mu Ling jumped back and looked at me and Xiaohuo with an innocent expression.
"There's a bit of excess energy, so I can only spend it like this. Mu Ling lowered his head and looked at me and Xiaohuo with an aggrieved expression, and his two fingers kept wrapping around his waist.
Do you want to win our sympathy with such a harmless expression? I looked at Mu Ling, looked up at the people on the mound, or the people who were injured or killed, can you get along with the harmless? Isn't your way of exerting excess energy a little too brutal?