Chapter 235: Why Face?
Lou Qu was tied up with ropes by female soldiers and became a prisoner.
Mi Yan returned the tiger to its cage and had someone bring him to her.
After Lou Qu was arrested, he kept shouting at his mother, and the five hundred female soldiers all covered their mouths and couldn't help laughing, pointing at him, thinking that this person was too shameless. But he didn't care, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with calling a woman who was about ten years younger than him and could be his daughter.
In fact, as long as he can live, let alone call his mother, grandma and even his ancestors, he can let it go.
If your life is gone, what's the use of having a broken face?
"General, this person is brazen, it's better to pull over and feed the tiger!" the female guard chief glared at Lou Qu, who was tied up, and said unhappily.
Mi Yan also has a headache, this person is not a few years old from her own father, right? In order to survive, he opened his mouth and closed his mouth to call his mother, and it was the first time in his life that he met him, and he didn't know what to do.
No, Lou Qu, who had just been brought to the front and tied his hands behind him, knelt down directly on his knees: "Mother, my son is wrong! If you want to beat and punish Xi Tingzun, you can loosen the tie first." ”
"You shameless!" said the female guard captain angrily on the side, "Who does you care about calling your mother for your life?"
Lou Qu didn't care: "What does this have to do with age? The female general can control the tiger, it is simply a heavenly maiden, from today on, the female general is my own mother!
Many of the female soldiers around couldn't help but laugh and laughed secretly.
Mi Yan wanted to order the thief to be killed, but the other party shouted embarrassed at her.
"General, this thief dares to intercept our army, intending to kidnap us and others up the mountain, and he should be beheaded!" said the female guard chief, "If you stay, you will be in trouble!"
"This ......," Mi Yan thought with her head down.
Lou Qu hurriedly said when he heard this: "Mother! My son knows that he is wrong after your lesson, and he will definitely change his past mistakes in the future! Which general are you, and my son is willing to persuade 5,000 brothers on the mountain to defect to his mother and serve you! Even if you ask your son to die, he will never hesitate!"
"Then you should die!" interjected the female guard chief.
Lou Qubai glanced at her: "I talk to my mother, do you want to talk more?"
"What a shame!" the female guard chief also rolled her eyes, "Let's not talk about age, do you know who our general is?
"Then tell me, who is my mother?"
"Let me tell you, the general is the wife of Ning Ze, a military advisor under the command of Princess Yuanxi, and is called the princess's sister. The current guard general under the account of Princess Yuanxi! Ning Junshi has been awarded the title of General Wupin Yingyang, Marquis of Danyang, and Governor of Jinzhou by the imperial court. The female guard chief said with a look of admiration, "That's the princess and the horse, and the future will unify the country, how noble is the identity?
Lou Qu's eyes lit up when he heard this. The thoughts in his mind turned quickly, and he said happily: "Ah, it turns out that my father is the famous horse master who controls the land around Jin, Han, Cheng, and Liang?"
"Ahh
Lou Qu ignored her and shouted at Mi Yan: "Mother, my mother, my mother, the child is also forced by the situation, and he has no choice but to take his brothers to occupy the mountain as the king." But the child has not done anything, and then he has run into you! The child has a hard life, has no father to teach him, has no mother to support him, has been begging alone for decades, and has endured all the hardships, if he can't live, he will never choose to be a thief! Now it's okay, I finally met my mother. In the future, the child will serve the second elder, and be filial for the rest of his life!"
"It turned out to be a beggar! General, this kind of person has no skin and no face, and it is useless to keep it. It's best to cut it directly!" said the female guard chief to Mi Yan.
"Eh, how can you speak? You just lost to me, so you have a personal vendetta?" Lou Qu shouted, "I surrendered! Tell my mother to kill the person who surrendered, do you want to trap her for injustice? ”
"You, you're talking nonsense!General, this kind of person is flamboyant, it's not a good thing......
Seeing the two fighting, Mi Yan had a headache, so she said to the female guard: "Xiao Yan, don't quarrel with him." ”
"It's him talking nonsense......" The female guard chief glared at Lou Qu.
Lou Qu pretended not to see it, and said to Mi Yan with a smile on his face: "Mother, you will be my mother in the future! You said that if you go east, the child will never go west." You said that if you beat a dog, the child will never pick up the chicken! You see that the child's hand is strangled and hurts, can you untie it? With your divine martial arts, the child will not be able to run away at all with this little three-legged cat kung fu. ”
"This big brother!" Mi Yan said helplessly, "How old are you this year?"
"The generations are messed up!" Lou Qu hurriedly smiled, "The child's name is Lou Qu, you can call Qu'er or your son." The child is now twenty-eight, I don't know how old the mother is?"
Mi Yanna was speechless, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching: "You are twenty-eight years old, and my father is only 34 years old......"
"Oh, so my grandfather is so young, how old are you?"
Oh my God! How could there be such a person? Mi Yan covered her face, not knowing how to continue.
The female soldiers around them couldn't laugh even more, and even several couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
"Can you stop calling me like that?" Mi Yan covered her face with her left hand, embarrassed. I feel like I was being laughed at by the female soldiers under my command.
"Oh!" Lou Qu nodded, thinking for a moment, "Mother?"
Hearing this word, Mi Yan couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"Mother, how old are you?"
"You talk to your mother like that?" said ...... female guard, frowning.
"I don't have a mother!" Lou Qu was straightforward, "I just said it, I have been an orphan since I was a child, and I have survived by begging for food until now." ”
"......" The female guard chief had nothing to say, looked at Mi Yan and shook her head.
Mi Yan said helplessly: "General Ben just turned 19 this year, 9 years younger than you!"
"It's okay, it's okay!" Lou Qu said with a smile, "Age is not a problem, the child will definitely be filial to his mother and my father!
"I said you're really shameless!" shouted the female guard captain pointing at Lou Qu.
"Can the face be eaten and used?" Lou Qu said with a smile, "What do you want that thing for? I have a father and a mother." ”
Mi Yan: "......"
Female Guard: "......"
Five hundred female soldiers: "......"
Mi Yan really didn't know how to deal with such a shameless person, so she asked the female guard chief under a headache: "Xiao Yan, what do you say to do?"
"General, cut him down as I said!" replied the female guard chief.
But he was also from a poor family, and he became a thief in desperation. ”
"General, do you believe what he said?" said the female guard commander helplessly, "Such a shameless person, such a shameless person, must be making up a story to lie to you!"
"I didn't!" Lou Qu hurriedly shouted, "Mother, if my son has a lie, he is willing to die by thunder and thunder! Also, although his son has been arrested, there are still 5,000 brothers entrenched in the mountains. If my mother kills her son, how can my son be filial to you and my father in the future? My 5,000 brothers are also desperate, and without my son's control, they will definitely be a disaster in all directions, and it will be unfavorable to the people of Yuyin County! If you leave your children behind, the children are willing to go up the mountain to persuade them to surrender and bring all the 5,000 brothers back to serve their mothers!"
"General, don't believe him!" said the chief of the female guard, "if he is released, he will surely run away with the thieves and continue to plague the people." ”
"Mother, the child dares to swear to the sky, if you break the oath, the sky will hit five thunders!" Lou Qu said loudly.
"General, don't listen to the words of thieves!"
"Mother, what the child said is true! Does the mother want to let the five thousand brothers of the child continue to occupy the mountain? Leaving them on the mountain is not good for my father to stabilize the situation, but by adopting them, I can become my mother's relatives, or an elite army of soldiers and horses in my father's hands, which will help to pacify the country......
"And the elite soldiers, just you rabble!" the female guard snorted coldly.
"You, you shut up! I'm talking to my mother, which turn will you interject?"
"General, look at this man......"
"Stop!" Mi Yan's head was as big as a fight, "You two stop me, don't make any noise!"
"Yes, General!" the female guard chief glared at Lou Qu and turned her head unhappily.
Lou Qu also quickly closed his mouth.
Mi Yan pondered for a long time, looked at Lou Qu and asked, "Let you go back to the mountain, can you really persuade all the thieves to surrender?"
"Mother, we are all forced to be thieves. Lou Qu said, "The Sun family controls Liangzhou, and the local government forcibly drove us out of the city in order to look good, and we were not given a way to live." We are all beggars and homeless, and every day we find well-wishers in the city to ask for food, as long as we can live. The government didn't let us live, so could we sit back and wait for death? Therefore, we secretly attacked the government's grain transport team and robbed a lot of military rations and weapons, and only then did we go up to Yuyin Mountain. Now that the Sun family has been overthrown, Liangzhou is also my father's decision, and the children and brothers don't have to be thieves anymore. As long as my mother lets me go back, I promise to tie my hands with my brothers before sunset, and let my mother dispose of it!"
"If you can persuade the thieves to surrender, it will be a good thing!" Mi Yan said, "Come on, untie him!"
"Thank you, mother!" Lou Qu was overjoyed and shouted loudly, "Didn't you hear? Hurry up!
A female soldier couldn't help but laugh and untied the rope for Lou Qu.
After the rope was untied, Lou Qu knelt down with a "puff", and kowtowed three times in a row in front of Mi Yan, so frightened that Mi Yan took a few steps back and hurriedly asked, "You, what are you doing?"
After Lou Qu kowtowed, he got up and said, "The child will salute his mother! In the future, the child must be filial to his mother, as well as my father who has not met!"
"Hahahaha!!" The female soldiers around finally couldn't help it, and laughed one by one.
Mi Yan blushed: "Don't talk nonsense! If you are willing to surrender, I can introduce you to your husband's account." But at your age, at my age, how can you scream?"
"What's this?" Lou Qu said, "Anyway, the child thinks that you are my mother, and he will definitely be filial in the future." If the mother has any orders, the child will do it at the risk of his life. Mother and mother wait here, and the child will definitely come back with his brothers before sunset, and follow his mother to see my father!"
Mi Yan: "......"