Chapter 350: I'm a cross-border trader, not a street vendor
After settling in a few fallen angels and cleaning up the house, Shao Dong and Angel came to Uncle One-Eyed together.
As soon as he saw the two of them appear, Uncle One-Eyed was not surprised at all, and greeted him with a smile on his face and extremely enthusiastic: "You are here, if I am not mistaken, you are here to buy something!"
Seeing such a rare appearance of Uncle One-eyed, Shao Dong said with a smile: "My law firm has opened, aren't you going to send me some gifts to congratulate?"
"Why should I give you a gift when you open your business? Shouldn't you give me some discount or something?"
Uncle One-Eyed said and put a delicate catalog in front of Shao Dong, and poured Shao Dong a glass of wine by the way.
Shao Dong, who has always been self-help when he came to Uncle One-Eyed, was suddenly a little flattered, "I said Uncle One-Eyed, your enthusiasm is a little unacceptable! Besides, I have no possibility of doing your business at all, is it possible that cross-border businessmen also need to fight lawsuits?"
Smiling weirdly, Uncle One-Eyed didn't say anything, but stared at the catalog in Shao Dong's hand with interest.
Shao Dong looked at Uncle One-Eyed and said helplessly: "Your intention is too obvious, do you want me to consume it so much?" After speaking, Shao Dong opened the catalog and began to study what Uncle One-Eyed had prepared for himself.
The biggest difference from the previous catalog is that all the products in the catalog this time are sold in bundles, and there are only three types of these items, which is not at all like the previous ones.
"Uncle One-Eyed... Although it's rude to ask such a question, you seem to be looking forward to a fight in hell!" Shao Dong said and picked up the catalog, casually turned a page to Uncle One-Eyed and continued: "In addition to the offensive and defensive combination here, it is the offensive and recovery combination, your intentions are too sinister, do you have to fight until the helldog is left behind?"
Uncle One-Eyed did not refute Shao Dong's statement, picked up the wine glass and touched the wine glass in front of Shao Dong lightly, took a sip of wine and said, "Isn't this the result you expected?"
"I'm peace-loving, and besides, haven't you heard that I have collected my debts yesterday?
As soon as Shao Dong saw these things, he guessed what Uncle One-Eyed was thinking, these bundled props were completely prepared for war, combined with the previous situation, Uncle One-Eyed clearly wanted to take advantage of the war between Lucifer and Samael to make a big profit.
But with Uncle One-Eye's intelligence network, how could he not know that this battle could no longer be fought?
"You're smart, but you don't know much about the situation in hell. Why did Lucifer keep keeping it a secret about Les's promotion to the Demon King, didn't he know what the result would be if he publicized it?"
Dangling the wine glass elegantly, Uncle One-Eyed looks like your kid is still too tender.
Pulling out a cigarette and putting it in his mouth, Shao Dong began to ponder the words of Uncle One-Eyed carefully.
Les, who has been hiding for I don't know how many thousands of years, was made public by Shao Dong like child's play, and it stands to reason that Lucifer will definitely be very dissatisfied. But when he met Shao Dong, he didn't even mention it, as if it didn't matter at all.
Since he didn't care about this matter, then why did he hide it before? After thinking about it, Shao Dong felt that there was only one possibility, that is, Lucifer didn't know whether exposing Rice now was a good thing or a bad thing, so he chose not to mention it.
If you continue to think about it along this line, Uncle One-Eyed, who knows that Samael and Lucifer can't fight, is still stocking up, and it seems that the reason why he wants to encourage himself to buy some is that hell will continue to be chaotic because of this incident.
"Rice and I broke the balance, right?"
Hearing Shao Dong's words, Uncle One-Eyed nodded appreciatively, "The reaction is fast, but if you want to survive well in hell, it's best to figure out these things without being prompted." ”
"I'm a lawyer, not a politician! I'm only responsible for solving problems according to the client's wishes, and whether new problems will arise after solving them should be something that the client needs to consider. Of course, if a new problem needs me to solve, I won't say no. ”
Regarding Shao Dong's almost scoundrel-like quibble, Uncle One-Eyed rolled his eyes directly, and then said: "Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I must have come here to buy something, what do you like?"
Closing the delicate catalog, Shao Dong squinted his eyes and smiled. It's finally time to get to the point, and the situation in hell for a long time is useless, and the most important thing is how much discount you can give yourself now.
"I've created such a good business opportunity for you, aren't you going to thank me properly? at least give me some discounts or something!"
Uncle One-Eyed blinked, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! For the sake of this matter, it's all up to you to figure it out, and I'll give you an eighty-percent discount." ”
Shao Dong was still very satisfied with this discount, nodded and asked casually: "Do you sell things in the world here?"
Uncle One-Eyed was stunned for a moment, then smiled and waved his hand, and several boxes of cigarettes and alcohol appeared at Shao Dong's feet, "These are what I gave you, how about satisfying them this time!"
In Uncle One-Eyed's opinion, Shao Dong must have wanted to take advantage of this question when he asked this question at this time. However, in his eyes, there is no such thing as a world that is worthless or not, and compared to the hell props, there are a lot of those things beckoning.
That is, Shao Dong has just come to hell from the world, and after a long time, he will definitely not be interested in these things anymore.
"Thank you for your generosity, but I want some basic ingredients and spices, I wonder if I can buy them here?"
Uncle One-Eyed glanced at Shao Dong very understandingly, as a person who has just come to hell from the human world, it is very reasonable that he can't give up the food in the world. Even Uncle One-Eyed himself, his daily food is mainly based on human food.
"Although I don't often sell these things here, but with our relationship, I can prepare for you, how much do you need?"
Uncle One-Eyed is also benevolent and righteous to Shao Dong, and even prepares things that are not often sold. In the face of Uncle One-Eye's generosity, Shao Dong was not ambiguous, "Ten servings are the standard, prepare two years of grain, oil, meat, eggs and vegetables, and at the same time clean the demon to match a few for me." ”
Uncle One-Eyed nodded, for Shao Dong, who had just taken root in hell, these things were the basic needs to ensure life.
Seeing the one-eyed uncle nodding, Shao Dong was in a good mood, and said directly to Angel: "Angel, settle the bill!" Don't worry about being hungry for a short time, go back in the evening and celebrate." ”
Looking at the mournful howl handed to him, Uncle One-Eyed suddenly reacted, Shao Dong came to these things this time, and he didn't even think about buying hell props.
But as a cross-border businessman, he couldn't swallow back what he said, so he could only glare at Shao Dong fiercely, "I put up with you this time, but I hope you can remember that I am a cross-border businessman and not a street vegetable vendor!!"