Chapter 5 Dealing with all kinds of disobedience
Shen Du was not angry, and said lightly: "I see that Mr. is not good, and Yintang is black, do you need to calculate a hexagram for you? ”
When the bald middle-aged man heard this, he immediately stared at him and said coldly: "Boy, I advise you not to play with fire too much, be careful of playing with fire and self-immolation, you know, fraud will be illegal." ”
Shen Du narrowed his eyes, and suddenly said, "Is Mr. surnamed Jiang?"
The middle-aged man was stunned: "What about the surname Jiang?"
Shen Du continued: "Then guess again, I see that Mr. is rich in color and has water in his life, so there must be a Ze character in Mr.'s name!"
The middle-aged man frowned and stared at him: "You know me?"
Shen Du shook his head: "No, contemptible people peep into the heavens, know the destiny of heaven, and know it at a glance." ”
Jiang Quanze was even more annoyed, stared at him coldly and said, "You know at a glance, you fooled people and fooled me." Boy, you're so bold. Say, what else do you know?"
Shen Du was not afraid, and looked at him: "Mr. wants to know? Okay, let's talk about it, Mr. used to be a teacher, located geography, Mr. was a programmer, once joined a large online game company, Mr. loves pets, and currently has a large Alaskan dog, in addition, a reminder, Mr. Yintang is slightly blackened, and there seems to be a bad omen recently. ”
Jiang Quanze was shocked in his heart, raised his head, and his expression was a little fierce: "You know so much, you investigate me?"
Shen Du shook his head: "Definitely!"
Jiang Quanze's expression was cloudy, he sneered, rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward: "Hehe, fortune teller? I didn't know that you fortune tellers still had such skills! Boy, you are looking for trouble, saying, why do you want to investigate me? If you don't make it clear today, don't think about leaving!"
Shen Du was about to speak, when he suddenly saw a lot of people on the street.
It is estimated that they are all shopkeepers or neighbors who are operating nearby, and after seeing the two arguing, they have taken to the street to look at them.
"Astronomy, geography? Liar? This person is a liar?"
"I got in touch with Jiang Quanze, and it is said that this person investigated Manager Jiang, and he didn't know what the purpose was. ”
"It's a bit of an eyesore to open this shop here!"
"This young man, who has not suffered enough, should be taught how to behave. ”
"That's it, people's hearts are not ancient. ”
......
Shen Du listened to this, his face turned sideways, and he hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't talk nonsense, everyone, I'm not a liar!"
Jiang Quanze sneered violently: "Hmph, the fox's tail is exposed, right? Let me tell you, if you explain this matter clearly today, you won't want to leave." See that I don't kill you. ”
Shen Du frowned, looking displeased: "Mr. Jiang, contemptible people have watched a lot of life books since childhood, and now it's too late for you to take back your words." As far as I know, you're in bad luck today......"
"Bad luck? I'll take your mother's bad luck, didn't you say that you can read fortune telling? Then look at her, as long as you can see what she does? What is in the name? I'll admit you're right. As he spoke, Jiang Quanze pointed to a little girl next to him and asked.
Shen Du was also a little annoyed, and stared at him coldly: "Mr. Jiang, you won't die if you don't reach the Yellow River, right?!"
"Yes, I just don't believe you, what? The people I hate most in my life are liars and cunning people. If you want to fool people here, no way!" Jiang Quanze said angrily.
"If you can see it, there are ghosts. ”
"Look at this young man's young age, he really can't be a person!"
"Alas, why are young people nowadays so shameless"
There was a burst of discussion around him, and the onlookers all looked like they were watching a good show, some teasing, some mocking, and some curious.
After all, everyone wants to see if this person is really capable.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Jiang Quanze thought he was scared, and immediately sneered: "What's the matter? Don't you dare to forget it? You still want to tell fortunes like this? It's really making people laugh out of their big teeth." ”
Shen Du was instantly annoyed.
Damn it!
Not convinced, right?
Lao Tzu specializes in all kinds of disobedience!
Seeing that Jiang Quanze was still jumping, Shen Du said unceremoniously: "Mr. Jiang, I hope you will do it yourself." Contemptible people look at fortune-telling, do right, sit upright, you can distinguish the dragon fish at a glance, and you can distinguish the stone and jade at a glance, how can you talk nonsense?"
As he spoke, he turned his head to the others: "I know that everyone doesn't believe it, so why don't you come forward and take a look?
Seeing him say this, the people around him couldn't help but be stunned, and immediately exchanged ears and discussions, not knowing whether Shen Du was really capable or hiding people's eyes.
But......
"I think it's okay, it's better to let him see, if it's wrong, then he must have a problem, let's call the police immediately, if it's right, then ......" A middle-aged woman with a bucket waist didn't finish speaking, and glanced at Shen Du.
Everyone knew what she meant.
"Yes, yes, let him see, he can't escape anyway, let's keep an eye on it!"
"Watch out for any of his companions, and don't let him take time!"
"Stick, see how I am? If you're right, I'll reward you with a thousand dollars, if not...... Hehe!" A strong man sneered without smiling, clenching his fists and crackling.
Shen Du asked lightly, "What do you want to count?"
This person is probably in league with Jiang Quanze.
"Guess the name, you only need to guess a word in my name, and this thousand yuan is yours!" the strong man next to him continued, a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes.
He knew that Shen Du didn't know himself at all, and he didn't know him himself, he was just a passerby on this street, how could he possibly know who he was?
Therefore, guessing the name is not intended to be the most difficult one, this thing, it can't be said that the future is in the past, there is an ID card, right is right, wrong is wrong, there is no quibble.
Shen Du glanced at the strong man, and couldn't help but squint his eyes: "Who else wants to count?" Mr. Jiang, you want to show this lady, right?"
Seeing that he was so calm, Jiang Quanze sneered and said, "Yes, I don't believe you as a liar." ”
Shen Du listened to him bite the liar to death, and immediately asked angrily, "What if Mr. Jiang loses?"
"If I lose, I'll get out of this street and never set foot in it?" Jiang Quanze said coldly as he stared at him.
Shen Du shook his head: "Mr. Jiang, whether you get out of this street or not, it won't do me any good." Since Mr. Jiang wants to gamble, it is better to be direct!"
"Direct, what do you want direct?" Jiang Quanze couldn't help but be furious when he saw him say this, and said coldly: "Okay." If I lose. I'll give you 10,000 and never set foot in this street? ”
Shen Du shook his head and said, "If you lose, kowtow and apologize, and slap yourself twenty times! How?"
"Good!"
Jiang Quanze made a decision immediately, with anger in his eyes.
Shen Du was not afraid that he would run away, looked around at everyone and said: "Since everyone has doubts, is there anyone else who wants to calculate it?
"Me, me, me!"
Soon several more people came forward.
"What are you going to measure?"
"Test the name!" several people said in unison.
"Are they all names?" Shen Du was surprised.