As a 'veteran' carver, Luo Tian's dream is to become the world's number one statue master and leave behind immortal masterpieces.

Moreover, God seems to be quite powerful, when visiting the 'World Expo Exhibition Park', he accidentally touched a bronze carving knife of unknown origin, which actually caused Colorado Hurricane and crossed!

Countless times YY has been to the other world to have a cool time, and this time the dream has finally come true. I, Luo Tian, will rewrite the history of the other world from now on, and the gorgeous and black-bellied life starts from the first step.

The imagination is so plump, but the reality is the ruthless backbone.

After quickly reading the memories of the original owner of this body, 'Luo Tian', the smile of the latecomer had a slightly bitter sweet coffee taste.

"This guy is a fool, but fortunately it's not a 'waste ticket'. After thinking about it, Luo Tian still breathed a sigh of relief, at least, this was the only thing worth comforting him.

As for what is written in the novel, such as 'divorce', 'face explosion', possession, dementia, etc., these bloody episodes do not appear.

On the contrary, Luo Tian is going to go on a 'blind date' today.

As soon as I arrived in the other world, I went on a blind date, and I went! If I don't bleed a little nosebleed, I'm so sorry for myself.

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"Luo Tian, although Li Yue, this girl is a little older than you......" In order to comfort Luo Tian, his father Luo Qingfeng's tirade just started, and Luo Tian quickly shook his head and shouted, "Hurry up and stop." ”

"Ahem! People say, female juniors, hug gold bricks.

There are great benefits, for example, she can be her sister, and her sister always hurts her brother, isn't it?

You see, in ancient times, the young masters of those big families, who were still wetting the bed, would pick a fourteen or fifteen-year-old yellow flower girl for him to order a baby kiss.

At that time, being both a mother and a sister will still be an orthodox wife.

Look, they're so happy. No matter how thick-skinned Luo Qingfeng was, he probably felt a little embarrassed, and coughed twice to cover up.

"Yes, my 'gold brick' is still extraordinarily large. Dad, I'm only eighteen this year, a junior in high school, and you're a cruel seedling. Luo Tian gave his father a roll of his eyes angrily.

"This, ahem, Xiaotian, you also know, we do need the Li family's contract.

Besides, Li Yue's mother Liu Xiang was a well-known lady in Jiangnan twenty years ago.

It is said that the son of a dragon and a phoenix and a mouse will make holes.

Coupled with the majestic and domineering face of her old man Li Xiongfeng, such a perfect match, future generations will be captivated by the country.

When the time comes, you'll make a lot of money. Luo Qingfeng smiled dryly.

"A lady is not the same as a beauty. Luo Tian muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Don't talk nonsense, today she is a sow, you have to take it down for Lao Tzu!

Growing up, didn't you kid rub enough shit on his ass?

When I was in the sixth grade, I dared to go into the women's toilet to catch cats. Not to mention junior high school, your academic performance is not good, but you haven't learned what to do with your sister for dinner?

In high school, you've perfected this area, and you're like you're in the master's ranks.

As for college, I don't dare to think that you kid will bring back a bunch of messy grandchildren for Lao Tzu.

At that time, it is just right to make several tables of mahjong. Luo Qingfeng's face was flat, showing the domineering attitude of a parent.

"Why are you putting such a big score? It's not a board meeting. Hehe, don't worry, Dad, your son has been a gentleman for many years, and he is very careful. As for a little woman who can't take it, how dare she call it a gentleman? Let's play with her first, once the contract is in hand, I can't blame me. Luo Tian raised his fingers, like an arrogant general returning victorious.

"I don't doubt your boy's ability in this regard, alas...... Your mother said that you are like me in every way, but not at all. If it weren't for your appearance, I would have to test my DNA. Luo Qingfeng shook his head a little depressedly.

"Who told you to be afraid of your wife?"

Luo Tianzheng was thinking of his father in his heart, squeaked, and suddenly braked suddenly.

"Chairman, something seems to have happened ahead. The driver, Lao Liu, looked forward.

"Strange, isn't this Du Xin'er's shop?" Luo Tian pressed the window and glanced forward, and found that there were a large number of people gathered at the door of the 'Du Ji Small Fried Shop', and there was a thin young man like a monkey and wearing flower shorts who was squatting on the ground, grinning with extremely exaggerated teeth, and screaming happily.

And next to him, a bald brain, a majestic dragon and tiger embroidered on his arm, a pair of flower shorts and a checkered shirt, and a sausage with a cigar in his mouth, Luo Tian knows, this guy is the famous gangster 'Zhao Sheng' nearby, known as 'Brother Sheng'.

There must be no good thing where he appears, just thinking about it, Zhao Sheng smashed the 'sausage' into the ground, pointed at the honest face, and was so frightened that Du Shuisheng, the shopkeeper who knocked his upper teeth against his lower teeth, scolded, "Sample, do you think Brother Sheng, I look like a blackmailer?"

Old dog, open your dog's eyes and see, the cigarette that Lao Tzu smokes is called 'Mombak', imported genuine goods, tens of millions of local tyrants are not qualified to smoke, and one costs more than 2,000 yuan.

also said that Lao Tzu blackmailed you for a table of wine and food, and a table of wine and food in your dilapidated shop is not worth Lao Tzu's cigarette money.

Aren't you sick in the brain, I'm slandering you? You are the eight sedan chair brothers, and I won't come. ”

"Brother Sheng, stop talking to him. Hurry up and ask him to take 20,000 yuan out, that centipede is too poisonous, ouch, my intestines are almost rotten, and if I don't go to the hospital, I will have to die of pain. The little young man who squatted on the ground immediately cooperated and covered his stomach and shouted, this assist is really quite tacit, comparable to the best crotch.

Because, although the kid cried fiercely, Luo Tian found that there was not a drop of 'cat urine' in his eyes.

"You are talking nonsense, the hygiene in my store is so good, where are the centipedes?" Du Xin'er on the side retorted with a pitiful face wiping her tears.

"It's 20,000 yuan, buy centipedes from your store. Luo Tian knew at a glance that this unlucky little shop bumped into Brother Sheng's gang and wanted to eat overlord meals and blackmail, so he quickly squeezed into the crowd, took out 20,000 yuan from his leather bag and handed it to Du Xin'er.

"There's nothing wrong with this kid's brain, right? 20,000 yuan to buy a centipede?" A short boy next to him scratched his head and looked confused.

"Hehe, these young people have a smart brain, how can there be such a big problem?" A fat uncle with glasses next to him was almost out of laughter.

"Is there anything wrong with buying a centipede for 20,000 yuan?" the short man rolled his eyes.

"Didn't you see the shopkeeper's daughter looking smart, can I see Youpian?" the fat uncle touched his chin, looking like an experienced person who had come over.

"I'll ...... Coming for her, Mo Di, rich people are willful. The little one grumbled.

"Take it, pay with one hand and deliver it with the other, it's mine now. Luo Tian pretended to be impatient and stuffed the money to Du Xin'er, reached out and grabbed the dead centipede lying on the ground, sneered, and said to the person who muttered just now, "If you don't know the goods, don't fart on the side! ”

"Stop!" Brother Sheng shouted, and suddenly snatched the centipede.

"Dude, do you want to fix it?" Luo Tian raised his eyebrows and looked at him with a hanging face.

"Didn't you hear her say that? This centipede doesn't belong to their shop. Brother Sheng glanced at a few of his accomplices.

"Oh, look at my memory. This centipede is mine, just passing by the park and catching it under the old locust tree, I put it in a box, I can't imagine when it crawled out. One of the accomplices was a tall and tall little brother with tacit understanding, and his eyes, which were only the size of broad beans, rolled and slammed his head and screamed.

"No, didn't you eat centipedes in the store just now? This centipede should be in the store. Luo Tian looked at Du Xin'er and blinked. Meaning, sister, you are so cooperative.

"Boy, what do you look at?

This 'Du Ji Xiao Fried' is an old shop, and I don't know which one of the surrounding areas I don't know?

That's because people are so clean, the tables are wiped snow-white, and the underground can be washed so that the shadows of people can be seen, will there be centipedes?

What kind of eyes, what kind of excitement do blind speakers come to join in?" Brother Sheng squeezed his fists, and seemed to hold Du Ji a little, but it was just a naked threat.

"Classmate Luo Tian, this centipede is indeed not from the store, I can't ask for this money. Du Xin'er shook her head and hurriedly handed the money to Luo Tian.

Because, Du Xin'er knows that this guy is not a 'good bird' either.

His own shop is located next to the city's famous aristocratic school 'Xiannong No. 1 Middle School', and Luo Tian is also a well-known gentleman in 'Xiannong No. 1 Middle School'.

That's because when the new school was built, it was Du Xin'er's land in their village that was requisitioned, and Du Xin'er's outstanding grades were out-and-out alumni, just different classes in the same grade as Luo Tian.

In Du Xin'er's mind, it is impossible for a gentleman like Luo Tian to patronize this broken small fried shop opened by her family.

Later, in the next three days, a large group of fox friends and dog parties would come over to patronize her family's business, which moved Du Xin'er for a while.

thought that Luo Dashao was for the sake of alumni, but after a long time, Luo Tian showed his perverted wolf tail.

Once I wanted to rub oil while the wine worms were surging up, naturally, the image of the high-end and atmospheric 'big brother' in Du Xin'er's mind collapsed instantly.

However, the stack of money was forcibly snatched away by Brother Sheng, and the guy still had a hypocritical smile on his face, and said, "Little brother, this golden-threaded centipede is a rare commodity."

Not to mention what you are talking about, it can be said to be a universal antidote pill.

If you add another 20,000 yuan, I will sell it to you, otherwise, if I take it to the Immortal Pesticide Hall, I can sell at least 30,000 or 40,000 more.

Seeing that you are in a hurry, someone in the family should be poisoned.

I'm just ruthless, so I'll give you a 20% discount. ”

This guy had already seen Luo Tian get out of a million-level luxury car, and regarded him as a second ancestor who was stupid and had a lot of money.

"Luo Tian, the time is almost up. Let's go to Xiannong Hall to buy this centipede. "Dad Luo Qingfeng has been in the business world for many years, so he naturally saw through this clumsy trick. Since the son is righteous and brave, he has to express himself, right?

"Alright, let's go. "The crisis is over, and when you see it, you will accept it, and Luo Tian wants to take the money and want to slip away.

"Boy, don't you play monkey?" Thinking that it is easy to invite God and difficult to send God, Luo Tian felt that his wrist was tight, and he was pinched by Brother Sheng.

"That's right, Brother Sheng, this kid doesn't want to leave if he doesn't buy the centipede today. The skinny monkey scrambled to his feet from the ground, finally revealing his fox's tail.

"Take the money, take the money, 40,000 yuan, no one is missing. Several accomplices next to him all forced up, and immediately surrounded Luo Tian. Moreover, one by one, they are gearing up, and it seems that they want to engage in a group of heroes to fight Lu Bu.

"Chairman, I'll go down. "The driver, Lao Liu, is a part-time bodyguard, and when he sees this posture, he has to open the car door.

"Don't be busy yet, Lao Liu, no one is a fool these days, Luo Tian thought that he had successfully diverted the attention of that gangster. I don't think that the guy will turn him around, and I'll see how he gets out. Liu Qingfeng shook his head.

"But master, you know, the young master's body has already been hollowed out by the wine, you tell him to eat, drink, and pick up girls, how can he fight?" Lao Liu was in a hurry.

"If you don't have the ability, don't take that porcelain goods, what kind of good bird do you think that kid in my house is? Suddenly he became a good young man, he must have looked at the girl in the store." Since he wants to be strong, it is better to let him learn some lessons. Luo Qingfeng looked calm.

"Dude, what do you mean by that?" Luo Tian's heart tightened, and he was recognized.

"What do you mean? This golden-threaded centipede is a good material and can cure all kinds of poisons. But you said this, 40,000 is not necessary, just give 20,000 according to your previous price. Brother Sheng laughed darkly, and as soon as his five fingers tightened, Luo Tian was so painful that he almost called his mother.

It's troublesome, if you don't buy it, you'll be slapping your mouth.

But buy it, you can't be wronged.

His eyes glanced behind him, almost blowing up Luo Tian's lungs. The car was gone, and Dad and Liu didn't know where they had gone.

"This dead old man, if you don't save you when you die......"

Look at a few more fierce guys, and compare their weak chicken-like small body that falls down when they see the wind.

If you want to fight, you must have a blue nose and swollen face and broken ribs, and the hero will not suffer the loss in front of him, and the money will still be there.

Luo Tianzheng wanted to nod, but he didn't know that Du Xin'er rushed up like a little tiger and blocked Luo Tian, and shouted fiercely, "Don't buy, how can there be forced to buy and sell in this world." ”

"Little girl, you are well developed here, let my brother and I practice my hands. Brother Sheng laughed lewdly, and reached out to grab Du Xin'er's well-developed breasts.

"Let go of your wolf paws!" "Other little girls are so tough, no matter how bad they are, they can't just be coaxed, otherwise, my brother is just a legend.

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