"Admire! admire!"

In a loud cry full of mockery, the people of the Sun Country, who were scolded as dung flies and mud maggots, turned red and red-eared, and no one could think of the words to scold back in a very short time, and the face of the Minister of the Sun Cabinet Masano turned from sunny to gloomy......

Takemoto Kenhito, who is known as the number one talent in the Sun Country, has not yet figured out how to fight back, although his brain is spinning......

However, Sima Yi from the side of the Shenlong Kingdom had already strode out, standing in front of Wuben Jianren with a one-meter-eight tall body, looking down, pointing at his nose with a feather fan in his hand, and shouting: "The rat eyes measure the sea with the li, and the yellow dog sits in the well and watches the sky." The leather monkey was grandiose and laughed off the big teeth. ”

"Hahaha!"

After drinking, Yang Tian burst out laughing and strode back into the queue.

Takemoto Kenren, who was racking his brains to think about the right words, was drunk and took a few steps back again, his expression was stunned, and he tasted it for a while, and suddenly, his lips twitched slightly.

"Hahaha!"

At this time, the people of the Divine Dragon Kingdom who had just shouted 'admiration' laughed with great cooperation.

"Hahaha!"

The laughter in the court came directly from ten miles and eight miles away.

"Hahaha!"

It was so cool to humiliate the enemy, and one of them, an old minister with loose teeth, kept laughing hard, but he laughed so hard that he really laughed out two of his big teeth.

"Hahaha......"

In the humiliating laughter, everyone in the Sun Country bowed their heads and shrank their heads, embarrassed.

Masano's face trembled slightly.

Just now he was humiliated as a dung fly and mud maggot who had no knowledge and no vision, and was immediately ridiculed as a rat that measured the sea with a scoop, a dirt dog sitting in the well, and a monkey who ran up to the lobby to make a fool of himself......

"It's funny, I'm going to improvise a song. ”

At this time, Jia Xu, who has always been low-key and unassuming, also planned to come out to join in the fun.

Seeing that it was a man in an ordinary gray cloth robe, even the humiliated Takemoto Kenren seemed to see the opportunity to turn over, calmed down, and shouted: "Where did the mountain village man come out, he is also worthy of being the number one genius of my Sun Country." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare. ”

Jia Xu smiled modestly and modestly, glanced at Wu Ben Jianren, his head was pointed, his body was thin, and he looked like a pin, plus he just said that he looked down on people with dog eyes, and immediately had words in his heart, and said with a smile: "I will improvise a poem "Yong Needle" and give it to Your Excellency. ”

Everyone present was stunned.

Yongliu, Wing Chun, Yongxue, I have never heard of anyone asking for a needle!

Jia Xu had already read it: "Hundreds of thousands of hammers and a needle, upside down and upside down." The eyes are long on the buttocks, and they only recognize the clothes but not the people. ”

"You ......"

The corners of Takemoto Kenren's mouth trembled, as if he had received 10,000 critical blows, his face was red and purple, and he took a few steps back again.

"Hahaha!"

Suddenly, the hall burst into laughter again.

Jia Xu's poem is extremely ingenious. not only attacked him personally, but also ridiculed him for not knowing superiors.

"Hahaha!"

A needle, with clear eyes on the buttocks, only recognizes the clothes and does not recognize people. Looking at Takemoto Jianren's appearance, the more people in the Divine Dragon Kingdom recalled, the more vivid they felt, and they couldn't help laughing.

Listening to the laughter, even the humiliated Takemoto Kenren's expression was like eating a piece of, his mind was completely messed up, and he couldn't organize his words at all for a while, and he was in chaos.

"Hahaha. ”

However, in a loud laugh, Zhuge Liang, who was dashing and elegant on the side of the Shenlong Kingdom, had already walked out again, and the feather fan pointed at Takemoto Jianren, and he mentioned it in a fit of anger, and shouted violently: "The four-foot-three-inch jumping clown is against poetry, I have never seen such a brazen person!" waved his sleeves angrily and walked back.

"You ......"

The sound of shouting, like an iron pestle hammer heart, Wu Ben Jianren's whole body trembled, and his face was bitter.

"The four-foot-three-inch jumping clown is chanting poetry, I have never seen such a brazen person!" The people of the Divine Dragon Kingdom in the hall shouted again, and the momentum shook the sky.

"Poof......

"Poof......

"Poof......

Under the rush of fire, Takemoto Kenren raised his head to the sky on the spot and spurted blood.

"Poof......

"Poof......

"Poof......

Zhuge Liang's two sentences are particularly lethal.

Damn, these people from the Divine Dragon Country, how can they come out casually, they are all brilliantly written, and their language is poisonous, and they are completely scolding the dead and not paying for their lives.

Looking at Takemoto Jianren who was spurting blood with his head, Zhao Hao clapped his hands and was happy, his four major military divisions were scolding with bells and whistles, but they were absolutely damaged. It is said that a bullish strategist can scold the dead, and today he believes it.

Haha, before Li Bai could speak, the number one genius of the Sun Country had already been scolded by him and vomited blood.

Masano Masa, the cabinet minister of the Sun Country, was completely dumbfounded, with a bewildered expression.

Everyone in the Sun Country was dejected, and they never expected that he would be defeated like this.

"Li Bai, you are sending a poem to the people of the Sun Country, so that these people with the light of the mouse eyes can see what it means to be agile and talented. Zhao Hao was proud and unforgiving, and returned Zhengye's words just now.

Li Bai didn't bother to fight, so he named Li Bai to fight.

Writing poems and scolding people, how can there be less poet immortal Li Bai.

"Yes. ”

Li Bai smiled helplessly, and then laughed boldly and open-mindedly: "Your Majesty, please give me pen and ink." ”

"Pen and ink. Zhao Hao said.

Pen and ink are on the same.

Li Bai rolled up his sleeves, dipped his pen in ink, the pen was like a dragon, and he walked around quickly on a piece of white paper, his posture was flying, and he was dashing and boundless.

Soon, when a poem was finished, he sprinkled a large poem and laughed: "I specially made this poem and sent it to you." With a bold wave of his sleeves, he threw the paper on which he composed the poem to the people of the Sun Country.

Everyone in the Sun Kingdom felt uneasy in their hearts, took the paper and looked at it, and suddenly they were stunned again.

I thought I was going to humiliate them again.

Outcome......

It's really a poem, sprinkled with a large article, without a single dirty word, the sentences are beautiful, the artistic conception is moving, and it is fascinating.

"Lying Spring"

Dark plum ghostly flowers.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom.

Lying in the distance, it is like water.

Easy to see through spring green.

The shore is green.

The shore seems to be translucent.

The shore seems to be translucent green.

The shore is like a spring green......

While the people of the Sun Kingdom were tasteful, they were thinking in their hearts: Although this scholar is arrogant and uninhibited, he is not vicious, not as vicious as the warlocks in front of him.

This poem is very meaningful, the poem is extremely beautiful, the people of the Sun Country took the paper, according to the rhyme of the poem, they couldn't help but read it, and the result was that what they heard in everyone's ears was:

"I'm Stupid"

I have no culture.

I have a very low IQ.

To ask who I am.

A big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey.

I'm a donkey.

I'm a stupid donkey.

I'm a stupid donkey......

Listening to the people of the Sun Kingdom reading in great rhyme, the people of the Divine Dragon Kingdom in the main hall pressed their stomachs, and their faces were flushed.

"Hahahaha!"

Finally, I couldn't help it anymore and burst into a burst of explosive laughter.

Li Bai's literary brilliance is simply amazing, scolding people to the level of a real elegant showman, Zhuge Liang and others sighed to themselves.

These stupid donkeys...... , Zhao Hao was also very happy in his heart, Ma Gobi, daring to come to me here is simply asking for scolding to death.

The civil and military forces are different, and next, let's see what tricks you can play.