Chapter 115

My Fair Lady, Gentleman

"She, who is she?"

The demonic evil monarch who remained indifferent at the last moment, when he saw the shadow projected in the stone talisman, he could no longer remain calm, as if a chicken feather was stuck in his throat when he spoke, and at this moment, he didn't care that he was still disheveled, and his body seemed to exude a faint smell from time to time, and he directly crossed the screen and held Yuan Xiao's chest in his hand, and his heart was surging as if the tide of the sea was impatiently asked.

"Your Excellency, you... Let me go first... Put me down... Ahem..."

Because he didn't control his emotions, the coercion of the demonic evil monarch who was a scholar and a bully was instantly released, because Yuan Xiao was close at hand, so he took this coercion without omission, and suddenly seemed to be suffocated to death at any time, and quickly begged for mercy.

Boom!

"Uh-uh, this, ahem, I'm a little embarrassed. ”

seemed to realize his gaffe, the demon evil king directly threw Yuan Xiao down, smashed on the glass floor and let out a muffled snort, but the floor was not broken, obviously the material was very, and then said to Yuan Xiao a little apologetically, it may also be pretended, after all, life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

"This girl..."

Syllable!

Yuan Xiao was slapped hard by the demon evil monarch as soon as he opened his mouth, and he didn't know what was wrong when he was done.

"Niu, what you can call too?"

Looking at Yuan Xiao covering half of his face that was already swollen like a pig's head, with a look of disbelief and questioning eyes, the demonic evil monarch who secretly worried about Yuan Xiao's IQ pointed out Yuan Xiao's mistake, and then waved his hand to signal Yuan Xiao to continue, but for the title issue, I thought that I had already said it very clearly, and it was considered that the goal had been achieved, if Yuan Xiao was not too stupid.

"This girl... No, this beautiful girl I met by accident in the hotel where the guest flowed, the existence of the great consummation of the scholar, otherwise the little one would have caught her and dedicated her to you..."

Syllable!

Another cruel slap made the remaining half of Yuan Xiao's face swollen like a pig's head, and now it was finally symmetrical, and it didn't look so abrupt, but had a well-proportioned beauty.

“······”

Covering his cheeks on both sides, Yuan Xiao really won't be able to, what kind of mistake did he make this time, looking at the demon evil monarch with an innocent face, his heart was agitated.

"The so-called My Fair Lady, good gentleman, how can you be so rude to let Benjun get her heart, I beat you like this, you have to think deeply, don't look resentful, you are very diligent, but more important than diligence is the ability to think deeply, the reason why I beat you is because I see that you are still hopeless, and I have high hopes for you. ”

Shaking his head, he looked like he hated iron but not steel, and the demon evil lord said helplessly.

"Oh, that's it, the little one knows, the adults are teaching you a lesson. ”

Yuan Xiao looked like he was enlightened, his face was pious, and he looked very useful, that kind of appearance was simply incomprehensible, and the joy of gaining knowledge seemed to have forgotten the hotness on his cheeks, and he said urgently, as if it was not enough to show that he had listened to the words of the demonic evil king.

"Well, I already know your loyalty, and your benefits will be indispensable in the future. "

As he spoke, the Demon Evil King clapped his hands.

"There is a Gathering Spirit Pill in it, which has unique benefits for Xuejun Jun, your strength has improved, and it is also a useful help for me, hurry up and break through, Xuejun's primary strength really doesn't have much influence." ”

Pointing to the jade box held in Qiu Ju's hand, the Demon Evil Monarch said a little tastelessly, after all, the existence of Xuejun's primary level is a big deal for him, of course, this Gathering Spirit Pill is even more casual, otherwise where would it be so generous.

"Thanks to the adults, the little ones are faithful, but they are sent, and they will never give up. ”

Yuan Xiao's own qualifications are poor, and now he is nearly half a hundred years old and has only cultivated to the beginning of the Xuejun, if it is not for a coincidence in the future, I am afraid that this life will stop here, so he is grateful to the demon and evil monarch for a while, and he shows his inner gratitude.

"Okay, the man has gold under his knees, his parents on both knees, and his wife on one knee. ”

The Demon Evil Monarch seemed to be very unkind to Yuan Xiao's kneeling and licking posture, and scolded him.

"Adults are my reborn parents, and they deserve this great gift. ”

Yuan Xiao said very piously, as if it should have been like this.

"Your cultivation foundation is a little loose, after you go back, consolidate your current cultivation, and then take this Gathering Spirit Pill, the effect will be better. ”

With a wave of his hand, the Demon Evil Monarch said a word of advice to Yuan Xiao, and then motioned for him to retreat.

"My lord, this person has ill intentions, and he can't be trusted. ”

A cold plum fell to the ground, but it was a winter plum that was one of the four seasons under the demon evil king, and said.

The Demon Evil Monarch has four masters, Fufeng, Tanhua, Luo Xue, and Xuanyue, all of whom are junior powerhouses who are scholars, and they are invincible, in addition to the four personal guards Chunman, Xia He, Qiu Ju, and Dongmei. Although these four people only have the strength of the beginner level, they are obviously favored by the demon and evil king in terms of life and physiology, and they will not leave an inch.

"If you are observant, there is no disciple, this kind of minion has no substantial impact on this gentleman even if it is ill-intentioned, but it is a good knife, which can be used, and the key is not to pierce your hands. ”

Stretched out his hand to take Dongmei in his arms, stretched out his tongue like a snake letter and licked it on Dongmei's face, and the demon evil monarch said casually, obviously this kind of existence is really not worth wasting much time.

In fact, whether it is wind and snow or spring, summer, autumn and winter, they are all men.

"Wind and snow, come quickly. ”

The Demon Evil Monarch's palm turned over a green jade and instantly appeared on it, there were four very red star points on it, the Demon Evil Lord entered a trace of spiritual power into it, and the entire green jade instantly seemed to have spirituality, becoming very transparent and clear.

Hundreds of miles away, in a green building boudoir, Fufeng is drunk and dreaming of death.

"Dead ghost, annoying, why did it suddenly stop, people are not satisfied?"

A woman with a hot body was naked, her face full of resentment, and she stretched out her jade finger like a green onion and pointed at Fufeng's forehead.

"Get out..."

Fufeng put on his clothes three times and divided five by two, burst into a foul mouth, a gust of wind blew, and when the window was wide open, Simmons had no man on the bed, only a lonely woman picked up a dozen gold coins left by Fufeng and played with it to her heart's content.

"Hmph, it's quite generous. ”

The woman fiddled with her really bloated buttocks and closed the window happily.

"If you press big and press small, you can't press it?"

In the crowded gambling house, Tanhua held the only remaining gold coin in his hand, and when he was hesitating, he inadvertently hit a spirit, and the gold coin in his hand unnaturally landed on the small.

"Buy and leave, four, five, six, big, hahaha..."

The dealer pocketed the gold coins, but there was no trace of Tanhua.

"Why do you pinch your feet, do you want to tip?"

In a bathing center, a middle-aged woman dressed as a noblewoman, her face was full of crow's feet, and the years had destroyed her no longer in the grand occasion of the past, and she couldn't stop complaining to Luo Xue.

"Makes you restless. ”

As she spoke, Luo Xue stretched out her somewhat pale palm and touched the middle-aged woman's thigh, which seemed to have some residual warmth, and disappeared in place.

"Lord Xuanyue, how are today's cigars? I came in from other provinces, and I don't know how many horses died of exhaustion on the way. ”

There were two lone lamps lit in the gray room, which seemed out of place with the sunny world outside, and an old woman with one hand caressed her undeformed curves, squinted slightly, and said to another bed a meter away from her.

“······”

"Why don't you speak, you're drunk, hahaha..."

In the Lingering Fragrance Pavilion, the four people knelt on the ground together, like four statues.

"The wind, the flowers, the snow, the moon, come to report. ”

The four of them clasped their hands into fists and bowed down in the direction of the demonic evil king, shouting in unison, deafening.

"Why are you doing so loudly, don't show off so high-profile with good kidneys. ”

The demonic evil monarch put down the pampered Dongmei in his arms, his eyes raised slightly, as if he was a little dissatisfied, but he was not to blame.

"Giggles, hehe, hehe, hehe. ”

The four of them seemed to be accustomed to such a scene, covering their thin lips one by one and smiling without leaking their teeth.

"Go, bring me this girl, remember, it's 'please', don't use force. ”

The Demon Evil Monarch took back the projection rune stone and said to the four of them, and especially emphasized that the woman who can be called a girl can not be called a girl, at least Yuan Xiao can not be called like this, as if it is not enough to show that his jade tree is in the wind and has infinite charm.

"Leopard, little Jiaojiao, why don't you seem to open it? A walk after dinner is good for your health and appetizing. ”

Along the way, he and Yu Yao Qingqing and I hung the yellow leopard and the phantom sea fierce Jiao aside, didn't they all arrive in front of the door of the passenger flow, Mu Yuze seemed to remember that he seemed to be doing something wrong, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, and said with a thick old face.

"Yu Shao, you two always feed dog food like this, we single aristocrats are lonely, do you think we can be happy?"

Yellow Leopard and Mu Yuze have always been together, and they also know Mu Yuze's temper, so they are not polite at the moment, and said bluntly.

"Giggles!"

Yu Yao smiled and was noncommittal, and naturally threw this kind of topic that had no way to answer to Mu Yuze.

"Ahem, you will always meet the destined person, there is always a person who is born for you, don't worry, for example, for example, you just want to eat a piece of tofu, you listen to me give you a stroke. You first have to choose the best bean seeds, and then plant them in the right solar terms, fertilize and weed them from time to time, manage them well, go through spring and summer, and when the autumn is fruitful, you can have a good harvest, and then you have to dry it, and then select the best beans, stuffed into tofu, and then you have to use a variety of condiments to make a good comparison, in order to eat refreshing tofu, not to mention that you want to meet a travel companion who will accompany you for a lifetime, be patient, don't worry. ”

Mu Yuze was born in a poor family, and he is very familiar with these agricultural things, and after some experience, he can actually say that the head is the Tao.

"That's right, that's good, that's wonderful. ”

Yu Yao seemed to be seriously listening to every word Mu Yuze said, and felt very reasonable at the moment, and couldn't help but applaud.

"It seems like that's the case. ”

After listening to Mu Yuze's analysis, the Yellow Leopard and the Phantom Sea Fierce Jiao nodded thoughtfully.

"Someone is coming. ”

Mu Yuze's soul power perception range seems to have expanded a lot, in fact, the other three people have already felt it, but they are all small shrimps at first glance, but they are too lazy to speak, looking at Mu Yuze's happy energy, but they don't know that they have been ridiculed again, and the chat stops at hehe.

"The wind, the flowers, the snow, and the moon have invited Madame home. ”

The four streamers instantly condensed into an entity, knelt on one knee, bowed in the direction of Yu Yao, and said loudly.