Chapter 970: That Fool

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However, for different people, the standards are not far away.

Someone's not far belongs to a hundred steps, hundreds of steps.

Someone's not far belongs to thousands of steps, thousands of steps.

For Li Datong, his distance is not measured by steps, but by the inside.

Forty miles!

This is not far from what Li Datong said.

It was as if they had only walked forty steps.

There is a small village in Forty Miles, and many apricot trees grow in and out of the village, and the flowers bloom abundantly, so the village is called Xinghua Village.

There is a small shop in the village, and its name is Xinghua Restaurant.

The owner is an old man, named Xinghuaweng, who has a hunched back but is in good spirits.

According to Xinghuaweng himself, he has been in Xinghua Village for more than 60 years and has seen more people than ants on the ground.

And because of the lessons of the past, Fang Xiaowu was extra careful.

He suspected that this Xinghuaweng was a hidden master, but when he looked at it, he could not see the details of Xinghuaweng.

"Although this old man's eyes are quite divine, he is not a monk's god, if he is a master of the kind of Ba Jiuxian? Then my luck is too good, I don't believe it. ”

Fang Xiaowu looked at it for a while, and then thought he was too careful.

He originally wanted to eavesdrop on the conversation between Li Datong and Baili Changkong in the backyard, but he listened to it, but he didn't hear anything.

Obviously, Li Datong knew that he was going to eavesdrop, and he had already put an end to the opportunity for him to eavesdrop, and the inside and outside were completely different worlds.

Secretly and eavesdropping on the content of the conversation, Xinghuaweng likes to talk to himself, Fang Xiaowu can only drink.

In fact, the apricot blossom wine of Xinghua Restaurant is very delicious, and anyone who drinks it will be amazed.

Fang Xiaowu just drank a pot of wine, and said a total of thirteen "good".

He was about to call the man to bring another jug of wine.

Xinghuaweng suddenly said: "Guest officer, the apricot blossom wine in this store is very precious, each person can only drink one pot a day, you can eat some side dishes." ”

Fang Xiaowu is addicted to drinking, how can he stop?

He said, "Xinghuaweng, since you have opened the door to do business, why should you have trouble with the silver? I will pay ten times the price and bring another pot." ”

Hearing this, Xinghuaweng smiled and said: "I'm sorry, guest officer, this is the rule of our store, please bear with me." ”

Fang Xiaowu said: "You are the owner of Xinghua Restaurant, didn't you set the rules?"

"That's what I decided. ”

"Since you made it, can't you change it?"

"I can't. Xinghuaweng squinted his eyes and smiled: "Guest officer, have you ever seen the emperor change the holy decree casually? If the emperor himself changes the holy decree, isn't it just a slap in the mouth?"

"Damn!" Fang Xiaowu muttered secretly: "You old man has such a big mouth, you really think you are the emperor." ”

I thought so, but I was speechless, so I had to endure it, hoping that it would be over after a while.

At this time, Fang Xiaowu saw a few naughty boys running around outside the store, and sang: "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger is not at home, go down to the river to catch the king." ”

When Fang Xiaowu heard this, he smiled unconsciously and said, "Why is this nursery rhyme so familiar? I seem to have heard it before." ”

Xinghua Weng was surprised: "Guest officer, you are joking, this nursery rhyme is made up by old decay, it is only circulated in Xinghua Village, how can you hear of it when you come to Xinghua Village for the first time?"

Fang Xiaowu was stunned and said, "You made up this nursery rhyme?"

Xinghua Weng said: "That's right." ”

Fang Xiaowu didn't say anything, but stared at Xinghuaweng, wanting to see what he had changed.

Suddenly, an adult's voice came from outside, singing with several naughty children: "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger is not at home, go down to the river to catch the king." Haha, one, two, three, four, five, a total of five little kings and eight ......"

Suddenly, I heard a "bang", and someone was pushed down.

Fang Xiaowu turned his head to look out, and found a man sitting outside the store, in his forties, less than fifty, with unkempt hair and dressed like a flower child.

"Fool, big fool, we won't play with you, kick him, go quickly, let's play elsewhere, don't let him chase after you. ”

The five urchins kicked the man a few times with their feet, and then ran away giggling.

The man who looked like a fool sat on the ground and thought for a while, then suddenly got up, patted his ass with his hand, and muttered, "You are the fools, your whole family is a big fool, and your ancestors are super fools." ”

At this time, the man walked to the door, glared at him and said, "Fool, go away, dare to steal wine and break your hands again!"

"Who stole the wine and drank?" the fool put his hands on his hips, put on a majestic appearance, and shouted, "Which eye of yours saw me stealing wine and drinking? If you don't say it, I'll be done with you, hum!"

The guy was furious and said, "You still said that you didn't steal it?" Since you arrived in Xinghua Village, in the past month or so, our Xinghua Restaurant has lost a total of ten catties of Xinghua wine, didn't you steal it, or who stole it? If it weren't for the owner saying that you were pitiful, let us ......."

When Fang Xiaowu saw this, his heart suddenly moved, and he beckoned to the fool and shouted, "You come in." ”

The guy was stunned and said, "Guest officer, he ......"

"I know, you let him in. ”

The fellow didn't dare to listen, so he had to put the fool into the shop.

Fang Xiaowu called the fool to him, asked him to sit down, and then asked, "Are you a fool?"

"Of course I'm not!"

"Okay, I'll invite you to drink, and you give me half of it, how about it?"

"Yes. ”

The fool licked his lips.

Seeing this, Xinghuaweng shook his head and said with a smile: "Guest officer, I didn't expect you to be so smart and go get a pot of wine for this guest officer." ”

"Yes. ”

The man quickly went to fetch a jug of apricot blossom wine and placed it on the table, but his eyes were fixed on the fool as if he were looking at a thief.

"Fool, ah, no, what's your name?" Fang Xiaowu asked.

"I don't know, they all call me a fool, but I'm not a fool. ”

"Whew!"

The guy sneered: "I don't even know my own name, what is it if you are not a fool?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the fool reach out and slap the table, but the force was very great, and the cups and saucers on the table jumped wildly.

"I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool......"

After saying a few words, he suddenly picked up the flask on the table and took a big sip, almost half of the weight.

Then, he put the flask down, and the other party smiled and said, "I'm not a fool, I drank half of it, and the other half is yours." ”

Fang Xiaowu was stunned, looking at this fool who didn't even know his name for a while, and felt that this guy was not only not stupid, but also very shrewd.

Because, this guy actually drank first, didn't he let himself drink his saliva?

But if he doesn't drink it, won't the remaining half of the pot of wine be his?

What a sinister guy!

Fang Xiaowu gritted his teeth, and drank half a pot of wine in front of this guy, but he wanted to see what this guy would do next?

However, at this moment, Li Datong walked out of it with Baili Changkong.

The two seemed to have negotiated.

I only heard Baili Changkong say: "Dean Li, I'm waiting for your good news, let's go first." ”

After speaking, he didn't look at Fang Xiaowu, and walked out directly.

Suddenly, Baili Changkong turned back, grabbed the fool's shoulder, and shouted, "Zhu Chang Geng!"