Chapter 54: Crying and fainting in the toilet

"MD, why hasn't the patriarch started the live broadcast yet!"

Lin Chuan was bored, very bored.

is also a rich second generation, he doesn't like luxury cars and young models, and he doesn't like the glamorous life, but he likes to stay at home and live a life of dicks, which can be regarded as an outlier in the rich second generation!

I used to be obsessed with online games and novels, but recently I have become interested in live broadcasts, especially after watching Ye Xuan's live broadcasts, Lin Chuan has completely lost interest in other outdoor live broadcasts. However, during this time, Ye Xuan has been preparing for the next live broadcast, so it makes him extremely boring.

After entering Ocean TV, Lin Chuan habitually clicked on the outdoor live broadcast classification, and after finding that Ye Xuan still did not start the live broadcast, he shook his head in disappointment, ready to go and see several other popular game anchors to pass the time.

Just then, a live broadcast room title caught his attention.

"Survival in the wilderness husband and wife!"

Lin Chuan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that someone would start following Ye Xuan so soon. And this anchor is quite good at gimmicks, and he actually made a husband and wife file!

Anyway, being idle is idle, and out of curiosity, Lin Chuan clicked into this live broadcast room. After coming in, I found that the live broadcast room had attracted a lot of audiences, and the number of people was about to exceed 1,000.

On the live broadcast screen, a man and a woman are in a jungle. The woman was crouching on the ground, preparing to build a bonfire with flint and steel, and a dead pheasant next to the firewood. The sturdy male anchor was pinching a reddish-brown bug at the moment. "Lao Tie, the anchor has just said that as long as you send a plane, you will immediately live broadcast and eat insects. ”

After inking for a while, an audience member finally sent a plane. Suddenly, the male anchor looked happy, and after saying a lot of words of thanks, he stuffed the worm into his mouth with a disgusted face.

"it!"

Seeing this scene, Lin Chuan almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of water.

Since watching Ye Xuan's live broadcast, Lin Chuan has been madly obsessed with surviving in the wilderness, and he has watched a lot of similar videos and materials in the past few days, so he recognized the insect eaten by the male anchor at a glance, this insect that looks like a centipede, and its scientific name is Ma Lu, which is commonly known as millipedes. The key is that this thing is poisonous, and eating it raw will cause mouth ulcers.

Nima, this anchor doesn't understand any common sense, so he dares to stuff bugs into his mouth. And obviously there is a pheasant on the ground, and it eats insects, this is not a wilderness survival at all, but a simple show of following the trend.

Although Ye Xuan also ate insects in the live broadcast, he really ate them for survival, and there were no deliberate ingredients in them.

And in Ye Xuan's live broadcast room, Lin Chuan has long been accustomed to the wide angle of view and ultra-clear picture quality of aerial photography drones. Now that I suddenly saw the scummy picture quality of the mobile phone again, I suddenly had no desire to watch it at all. finally resisted the urge to close the live broadcast room immediately, and he continued to watch it patiently.

But as time went by, Lin Chuan became more and more disappointed, and he was angry with these two anchors several times. The male anchor looks sturdy and tall, but in fact, he doesn't know the skills and knowledge of wilderness survival, not to mention drilling wood for fire, and he can't even use the flint and steel bought in the store. The female anchor, on the other hand, only yells, behaves very contrived, and even cares that her clothes are dirty.

Seeing this, he couldn't help it, and sent a rocket casually, typing a line of words at the same time.

"Bananas love to drink water and give the anchor 1 rocket-- this rocket is enough for you to buy a ticket to go home, don't TM come out again and be embarrassed. ”

The male anchor was surprised when he saw someone tipping rockets, and was about to say some words of thanks to lick this local tyrant, but when he saw the message behind him, his face suddenly turned blue, and the whole person stood in place extremely embarrassed, not knowing what to do.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room also began to launch a barrage.

"Haha, the banana tyrant is also there. ”

"Title party, it seems that my brother has been deceived, not just me. ”

"I'm really a dog, I can't stand it, I'll withdraw first, brothers. ”

"Patriarch: I beg you not to survive in the Black Wilderness anymore. ”

"Laughing pee, the patriarch cried and fainted in the toilet. ”

"The scum picture quality, plus the two mentally retarded anchors, is really speechless. ”

"It's nothing to follow the trend, but please at least follow the trend a little bit. If there is really no contrast, there is no harm. ”

"Forget it, I'll continue to watch the live video of the patriarch. ”

Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, Lin Chuan realized that almost all of these viewers were brothers of the optimistic family, and like him, they were attracted by the titles of these two mentally handicapped anchors out of boredom.

As a result, after enduring the scummy picture quality, I was immediately extremely disappointed. Compared with Ye Xuan, no, there is no need to compare at all, because these are completely two live shows. One is to survive in the wilderness, and the other is to show off.

As he left the live broadcast room, the rest of the audience also dispersed. In an instant, the live broadcast room, which was about to reach 1,000 people, only a few dozen viewers remained. And these dozens of viewers were very irritable, staying in the live broadcast room and constantly cursing the two anchors.

At this moment, Lin Chuan suddenly received a notice to start broadcasting.

The patriarch actually started broadcasting!

Under the surprise of surprise, he hurriedly entered the live broadcast room.

......

"Hello audience, I haven't seen you for a few days, do you miss me?" Ye Xuan held a selfie stick and walked comfortably through the bustling streets, smiling all over his face.

From the start of the broadcast to the present, in just one or two minutes, thousands of viewers have poured into the live broadcast room.

Hearing him say this, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly felt cordial and launched a barrage of ridicule.

"No, get out!"

"The second Olympics has finally started broadcasting. ”

"I've never seen someone so brazen. ”

"Patriarch, there were two mentally retarded anchors imitating you just now. ”

"Laughing to death, Ma Lu is poisonous, and as a result, the mentally retarded person still eats it raw. ”

"Annoying, eating a bug ink for half a day, and giving gifts before eating. ”

"When does the next livestream start?"

"The funniest thing, isn't it that you can't even use flints?"

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ye Xuan didn't say anything to someone imitating him, but just smiled playfully.

To be honest, it's not that hard to imitate his wilderness survival. If someone is willing to spend tens of thousands of yuan to buy a set of the same live broadcast equipment, and calm down, learn survival skills and knowledge well, and prepare for two or three months, they will almost be able to achieve Ye Xuan's level.

It's easier said than done. In the impetuous industry of the live broadcast circle, how many people can really settle down, endure loneliness, and spend two or three months learning knowledge. And there are very few newcomer anchors who will be ruthless and spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a set of live broadcast equipment.

The most important thing is that survival in the wilderness can be life-threatening at any time, and the conditions are very difficult. Wouldn't it be better to play games, sing, dance, and occasionally go to the park at home?

It is precisely for these reasons that Ye Xuan's live broadcast is unique.