In the steel jungle, Peter, who was wearing a Spider-Man uniform, looked helplessly at the virtual interface in front of him that only he could see, and with a sweep of his eyes left and right, he found the rooftop of a building. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

With a wave of spider silk in his hand, the whole person jumped high, and then landed firmly on this rooftop.

Sitting down on the edge of the rooftop, Peter said helplessly, "Okay, I'll tell you a story that happened when I was in elementary school. ”

There was a cheer in the live broadcast room.

Ding Yi was also curious at this time, planning to listen to what kind of jokes Peter could say, and the audience that would attract them only wanted to listen to the jokes and didn't want to watch anything else.

"It happened when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school, but it was so impressive that I still remember it vividly. ”

Obviously, he showed reluctance before, but as soon as he talked about it, Peter himself enjoyed it.

"At that time, we had a very popular online game here, and the game was still in the testing stage, and I was lucky enough to get a test activation code, and I was so excited that I didn't even bother to eat lunch and ran to play the game, and I was taught a lesson by my uncle. Of course, this is off topic, but what I'm really talking about is a part of my experience in the game. ”

The audience listened carefully, and no one posted a barrage for a while.

"At that time, it was two weeks after I played that game, I was playing the pandaman warrior class among the orcs, and that day I was running a mission in one of the main cities of the game [Scarnocheng], because it was a test area, so there were only hundreds of players in the whole game, and it was the middle of the night, and the whole [Scarnocheng] was like a ghost town, and there was no shadow of half a person. ”

There are boring people in the barrage area who send barrage:

"How can there be half a shadow, haha~!"

As soon as the result came out, he was scolded by a group of viewers who listened carefully to the joke and didn't want to be disturbed, and they didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

Peter looked at the besieged buddy, and a bad smile appeared on his face under the mask, and then continued.

"At that time, I happened to pass by the dock on my mission, and at this time I saw someone talking nearby in the chat bar in the lower left corner, which startled me, because I didn't see anyone nearby at all, and it was the middle of the night, and I was relatively timid at that time, and I almost thought I was hitting a ghost. ”

You are not very bold now, hearing this, Ding Yi also laughed.

"I couldn't find the person who spoke left or right, so I could only send a message nearby and ask where he was, and he really replied to me. ”

Barrage Zone:

"Where is he? Probably in heaven?"

"Maybe it's stuck underground.,I've heard of this kind of game.,In the testing stage.,It's normal to have a little bug.。 ”

"He's behind you, making you look back, haha~!"

......

Looking at the above barrage, Peter simply took off his mask, anyway, at night, there was no one else here, and he was not afraid of being seen by others.

"Don't really say it, I also thought about what the brother said just now, and I was really afraid that he would give me a reply, 'I'm behind you, you look back', but fortunately he didn't say that. ”

"Didn't I just say that, I happened to pass by a dock on my mission, and there was a high wall on the edge of the dock, and some goods were stacked there. The guy who called me nearby was inside one of the piles of goods, in a triangular area, and there was a pile of tall goods in front of two walls at a 90-degree angle, and the guy was stuck in it. ”

Peter couldn't help but laugh as he spoke.

"At that time, the buddy told me that he accidentally fell into it when he jumped from it, and as soon as he entered, he found that he couldn't get out. The cargo piles were taller than his character, and at the time, the game's character was only jumping half as tall as his character, so he couldn't jump out. In addition, that game doesn't have any skills to return to the city.,You need to use something called [Return to the City Scroll] to go back to the city.,That thing was very scarce in the testing stage.,That guy didn't have it with him.,So it's stuck there for hours.。 ”

In the barrage area:

"Isn't it okay to kill someone? Doesn't suicide return to the resurrection point? I think that's how it should be, right?"

"If it's a suicide line, how can that buddy be stuck for a few hours, please think about it with your brain?"

"The brain is a good thing, but it's a pity he doesn't, haha~!"

......

When Peter saw these barrages, he also responded: "I also asked him at the time, and that buddy said that he had thought of everything, and even contacted customer service, but he still couldn't get out, and I was the only player he met in the past few hours." ”

Speaking of this, Peter suddenly raised his eyebrows with a smug face, and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, the most important point is that I happened to have a return to the city scroll on me at that time, do you think it is a coincidence?"

Just got one?

Isn't that a matter solved? Ding Yi thought to himself, but it wasn't much funny!

But apparently the matter is not over, just listen to Peter continue:

"But you can't trade that game with a cover, so I ran to the wall above and planned to trade with that guy from above. After I got to the top, I saw the buddy stuck in a pile of goods, you don't know, it's really stuck, at most you can walk around in place a little, there is not much extra space at all. ”

"Originally, it was supposed to be over, but when I wanted to ask that buddy to trade, I found that it was too far away to open a deal. ”

"At that time, that buddy suggested that I throw the [Return to the City Scroll] directly from the top to him, this game can throw things on the ground, but there is a protection time, once the protection time has passed, the thing will disappear, this is also to prevent someone from maliciously throwing too much garbage on the ground, causing others to appear stuck. ”

"I think this buddy's suggestion is good, I stood on the edge of the wall and threw out the [Huicheng Scroll] on my body at that time, but I don't know if it was the angle of my standing or what the reason was, the Huicheng Scroll was thrown directly outside the box and fell on the ground outside. That guy couldn't pick it up at all, and I was dumbfounded at the time, and both of us were stunned for a while before we reacted. ”

"No way, that buddy said let me throw it again to try, everyone knows, I have a good temper, and I didn't bother at the time, so I ran down from the wall, intending to pick up the [Return to the City Scroll]. ”

"But who knows, when I got to the bottom, I found that the [Returning to the City] on the ground was gone. I also asked the guy who was trapped inside, and asked him if he had seen anyone pick up the [Return to the City Scroll], but the guy said that no one came at all, and asked if it was time to protect it, and it disappeared automatically. ”

"Friends, the conscience of heaven and earth, I forgot that there was such a thing as protection time, and I only remembered it when this buddy said it, and calculated the time I was stunned on it before, plus the time I ran down, it was really more than a minute of protection time. ”

Hearing this, the audience in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.

But it's far from over.

"The only [Returning to the City] is gone, and my buddies persuaded me to leave it at that, but who am I? I have been a good boy who has been helpful since I was a child, and my uncle taught me not to give up halfway in doing things since I was a child. ”

"So I thought about it and finally came up with a great idea. ”

In the barrage area:

"Just you, can you still think of a good idea, don't tease us!"

"It's a bad idea, for sure!"

"I'm going to pit myself again. ”

"Brains are a good thing, but it's a pity you don't!"

......

Seeing the above barrage, Peter also smiled bitterly.

It's just a joke!

However, it doesn't matter what the audience posts for the time being, the joke will continue to be told.

Peter cleared his throat and continued, "I thought, that dude can't jump out of there by himself, but if I go down too, wouldn't it be feasible to let that dude jump on top of me first, and then on top of those boxes?"

"At that time, I looked at my own character, the panda man is very short in this profession, only half the height of the trapped buddy, if you jump a few times, it is really not difficult to jump on me, and those boxes are not much taller than that buddy, plus my height, that buddy will definitely be able to jump out of it. ”

At this time, there are viewers who want to ask, so what should you do yourself?

Peter looked at it and immediately said with a smug face: "My uncle taught me from a young age that you must be helpful and not afraid of hardships. I thought at the time, it's not too early anyway, I'll just go offline if I'm trapped inside, and I'll just let this guy who goes out tomorrow buy a [Back to the City Roll] for me. ”

At this time, the audience asked again, what if that buddy doesn't come back?

Peter said he didn't think about this at all.

I explained it to my buddy, and he thought it was a good idea, so I ran to the wall and started jumping. ”

Speaking of this, Peter suddenly smiled bitterly and said, "Everyone, this is how tragedy has happened. I first made sure that I had done my best to find the right position at that time, but probably because the panda man profession was too fat, and as soon as I jumped, I fell directly on the head of the buddy. ”

Fell on the head?

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then imagined the picture in their minds.

In a narrow space, with piles of tall goods in front and walls behind them, two people stood in this narrow space, one standing below and the other on the head of the man below.

made up this scene in their heads, and everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Ding Yi also made up for it, and he couldn't help laughing.

"That's stupid!" Ding Yi thought to himself.

Peter grimaced, and waited for the audience in the live broadcast room to laugh before he continued: "At that time, that guy and I were dumbfounded, no one thought that it would be such a result. The most important thing is that my panda man is not only short, but also jumps so low that even if I stand on that buddy's head, I can't jump on top of those boxes. ”

"Originally, it was just one person who was trapped, but after such a toss, it became two people trapped together. Peter smiled wryly and said, "I was so embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into." ”

"But that guy is still in a good mood.,He also comforted me in turn a few words.,Finally, he asked me if I knew that this game has a fruit patch.,After this patch, the players in the game will become all unclothed.。 ”

Speaking of this, Peter suddenly said with a righteous face: "First of all, I can swear, I was just in the curiosity of a young man, so I added that buddy's MSN, and that buddy quickly applied through a friend and sent me a picture." ”

Sure enough, neither of us in that picture of him was wearing any clothes, and it looked very strange. ”

"But at this time, I noticed that this guy's nickname and avatar are very familiar, and I took a closer look, this is not the account of billionaire Tony Stark!"

In the barrage area:

"Hahaha......! I'm laughing to death, and I don't forget to hack Tony at the end. ”

"Poor Tony, he didn't do anything and lay down with a gun. ”

"Tony, that guy, you know this bite at a glance!"

"Peter, don't get spoiled by Tony!"

"Broken!"

"I just want to know, did you use that patch in the end?"

"Yes, yes, I want to know and ask for answers!"

"+1 for answers!"

......

As soon as Peter saw the questions from the audience in the barrage area, he hurriedly said: "How can an upright person like me use that kind of patch, I don't even want to hear such things!"

Seeing that Peter had contacts with the audience and interacted very well, Ding Yi also withdrew from the live broadcast room, and when he quit Peter's live broadcast room, the popularity here had reached 20,000 plus.

Most of the people came for Peter's joke.

Withdrawing from Peter's live broadcast room, Ding Yi looked at the live broadcast rooms, and finally ran to Tony's side.

Tony's live broadcast had only just begun, and he was still on his way to the awards ceremony, sitting in his custom-built luxury sports car, speeding up to 160 while chatting with the audience about what he didn't have.

His popularity in this live broadcast room is also not bad, 13,000 plus popularity, and when it comes to the award ceremony in a while, this popularity will definitely increase.

Of course, even if it is improved, it is impossible to compare with Natasha on the other side, who is also on the way to the award ceremony, and her popularity has exceeded 200,000 in just ten minutes after the broadcast.

Looking back at Tony's 13,000 again, it seems very stumbling.