Chapter 135: Routines, Full of Routines!(9th Update)

"Where's your car?" Ding Yi asked as he helped Ou Yongen out of the bar and turned his head to look at her.

Ou Yongen smiled with a stupid look.

"What kind of car?"

"It's the car you drove over!"

"I don't know. ”

Don't even forget where your car parked?

The corners of Ding Yi's mouth twitched, and then asked, "Then where do you live?"

"Hee-hee, I won't tell you!"

What a laugh, this is a very serious question!

Ding Yi was helpless, and he didn't know if this guy was really drunk or fake. There was no way, Ding Yi could only help her all the way forward.

The night wind blows on the face, bringing a hint of coolness.

Ding Yi helped Ou Yongen and unconsciously walked to the beach.

At this time, Ou Yongen suddenly broke free of Ding Yi's hand, ran to the shore and held the railing with both hands, looking up to enjoy the feeling of the sea breeze.

Ding Yi was almost startled by her, thinking that this guy was crazy and wanted to jump into the sea.

Thankfully, she didn't.

"Hey~!Are you okay?" Ding Yi walked over, stood beside her, looked at her and asked.

Ou Yongen also opened his eyes and looked at him at this time, and said with a smile: "Thank you for today's events!"

"Are you drunk?" Ding Yi looked at her now, obviously much more sober.

"Well, it's much more sober. Ou Yongen nodded and said with a smile.

Ding Yi looked at her as if she was fine, and she was also leaning on the railing, enjoying the feeling of the sea breeze blowing through her hair.

At this time, Ou Yongen suddenly reached out and touched Ding Yi's hair.

"Why do you have such long hair?" she asked curiously, "Are you supposed to be an artist?"

"You're wrong, I'm actually a police officer. Ding Yi slapped her hand away, "As for hair, personal hobbies." ”

Ding Yi can't say that he is from another world, where both men and women have long hair, right?

That would probably be sent to a psychiatric hospital by Ou Yongen as a neuropath.

"You're a policeman?" Ou Yongen laughed, "Why haven't I heard that a police officer can have such long hair?"

"You didn't hear about it today. Ding Yi said: "By the way, since you have sobered up, then you should be able to go home by yourself, I won't send you." ”

When Ou Yongen heard this, he couldn't help but glare: "Hey~!Are you a man? ”

"Does this have anything to do with whether I am a man or not?" Ding Yi said with a roll of his eyes.

"Of course there is, as long as it's a man, where will she leave a beautiful woman to go home by herself!" Ou Yongen looked at Ding Yi with a look of 'you are definitely not a man'.

"You say you're beautiful, where do you get so much confidence?" Ding Yi looked at her and said, "There must not be so much retail, you are probably wholesale, right?"

"I find you to be a very annoying person. Ou Yongen stared at him for a while before he smiled and said, "But Miss Ben has a lot, so I will forgive you." You're going to send me home, though!"

As soon as Ding Yi was about to refute, Ou Yongen hurriedly said: "Don't agree!"

Ding Yi: "...."

"This guy shouldn't like me, right?" Ding Yi said silently: "But it's no wonder, who made this anchor so handsome! With such an earth-shattering charm, it's no wonder that the girl will fall when she sees me." ”

In Ding Yi's live broadcast room, a vomiting expression floated by.

"The anchor's narcissism is innovative and innovative!"

"I also said that where do people have so much confidence, I think the anchor is the one who opens a confident wholesale market!"

"Such a narcissistic anchor, the old man is also the only one in his life!"

"By the way, don't you see it? In fact, the anchor just now used the method of wanting to capture the old man!"

"Oh~!What do you mean upstairs? I didn't graduate from elementary school, so I can't read it. ”

That is to say, the anchor deliberately showed an attitude of not caring about the girl, in fact, he wanted to attract the attention of the girl. ”

"It turns out that you are such an anchor, I misjudged you before!"

"It's despicable, but... I love it!"

"Anchor, teach me!"

Teach the nun sister!

What kind of bullshit wants to get away with it, Ding Yi doesn't have so many routines!

One by one, I really think too much, my brother has always played sincerely, so he doesn't play these routines that have been played badly!

"Hey~!Why don't you speak?" Looking at Ding Yi, who suddenly stopped talking, Ou Yongen couldn't help but shout at him.

When she came back to her senses, Ding Yi also looked at her.

"Well, I'll send you home. Ding Yi thought for a while and said, "However, it can only be delivered to the door, I won't enter the house!"

Seeing Ding Yi's expression of 'I'd rather die than obey', Ou Yongen was dumbfounded.

After a long while, she blushed and shouted, "What do you want, I won't invite you into the house to sit!"

"Do?" Ding Yi looked vigilant, "What do you want to do with me?"

In the live broadcast room:

"Solution, what strategy is the anchor using now?"

"This should be a rejection or a welcome, right?"

"Upstairs don't understand, don't talk nonsense, this is obviously the anchor hinting at the girl. ”

"Oh~!I see, the routine is very deep!"

"The anchor's routine is so slippery, and at first glance he is an old driver!"

"It seems that the anchor's private life is also very chaotic before he crosses over!"

Seeing these barrages, Ding Yi felt that he couldn't wash himself by jumping into the Yellow River. What is this?

In fact, he just made a joke to liven up the atmosphere, how can there be any hints or not!

"What's wrong with everyone now?" Ding Yi stared at the camera with an expression of 'I missaw you', "It's just a little joke, how can your thoughts be so dirty!

"Hehe, anchor, you continue to pretend!"

"I'll just look at it, and don't speak. ”

"It is worthy of being a graduate of Beiying, and his acting skills are first-class!"

"If the anchor is not like this, I will personally create an Oscar statuette for you!"

"In this life, in terms of acting skills, Lao Tzu only serves one anchor!"

"Teacher, please take me as an apprentice and teach me how to flirt with my sister!"

Look, what kind of people are these!

Where did Ding Yi act?

He's obviously been very sincere all the time, okay!

Just like he was never narcissistic, this group of people had to say that he was narcissistic.

Slander, absolutely slander!

"Forget it, I won't explain it to you, your mind is hopeless. Ding Yi shook his head, looking distressed.

Ou Yongen looked at Ding Yi's face, sometimes angry and sometimes sad, and wondered what happened to him.

"Hey~!I said, what do you want?" she finally couldn't help it and decided to ask directly.

"Huh?" Ding Yi was stunned for a moment, and then said with a straight face: "I didn't think about anything, I just thought that I was going to report to the police force in two days, and I was a little excited." ”

"You're really a cop?"

So you don't believe it!

Ding Yi looked like he had lost to you, and said, "Nonsense, I never lie, okay?"

On the screen of the live broadcast room, a 'hehe' floated by, and Ding Yi swore that he didn't see anything.

"Then are you sure you don't cut off your hair?" Ou Yongen couldn't help but grab a few strands of Ding Yi's hair, and she found that Ding Yi's hair quality was really good!

Looking at Ou Yongen, who was addicted to playing with his own hair, Ding Yi said angrily: "It's very rude to play with other people's hair, and do men and women know if they know it?"

"Isn't it just touching your hair, it's so stingy!" Ou Yongen snorted angrily and said.

Ding Yi looked at it and couldn't help but say, "Then if I touch your hair, you will let me?"

"Of course!" Ou Yongen looked like 'I'm very generous', "You can touch it if you want, I'm not as stingy as you." ”

"Then I touched it!" Ding Yi stretched out his hand to look at her.

Ou Yongen raised his head and looked at Ding Yi with a look of 'you come'.

Ding Yixin said, this woman is also quite strong, could it be that the wine has not fully woken up?

However, he is a bastard if he is cheap, and Ding Yi is not a bastard, so he directly slapped Ou Yongen on the head.

Touched it a few times.

"Hey~!What are you touching my head?" Ou Yongen's cheeks flushed, and he glared at Ding Yi angrily and asked.

"I'm touching my hair. Ding Yiyi said rhetorically.

"Then you can't touch the hair there!" Ou Yongen said angrily.

"It's not all hair. Ding Yi said, "You also said that I was stingy, aren't you also generous." ”

In Ding Yi's live broadcast room:

"Excuse me, what strategy is the anchor using now?"

"Probably... It's beating, kissing, scolding, and love, right?"

"It's obvious that the anchor is shamelessly taking advantage of other girls!"

"The shamelessness of the anchor once again refreshed my understanding of the word. ”

"It's worthy of being an idol, and his skin is much thicker than mine!"

"If you don't have a thick enough skin, you still want to have a girlfriend?"

"Makes sense!"

Fighting with Ou Yongen all the way, the two returned to the previous bar.

"Where did you remember the car this time?" Ding Yi looked at her with a smile and said.

Hearing this, Ou Yongen's cheeks also flushed, and then he glared at Ding Yi angrily, and then walked to the parking place with a faster pace.

Ding Yi also smiled, and was about to follow.

At this moment, he suddenly noticed a group of well-dressed thugs walking across the road, about fifty or sixty people.

"Looking for trouble?" Ding Yi thought to himself, his body had already walked over quickly and grabbed Ou Yongen.

"Don't go over, it seems like you're here to make trouble. Ding Yi said to her.

When Ou Yongen saw it, his face also changed.

"What should I do?" she grabbed Ding Yi's arm tightly, there were so many people on the other side, she didn't know what to do all of a sudden.

"Otherwise, let's call the police. Ou Yongen said.

"Then you call the police first, and I'll deal with them. Ding Yi nodded, and then walked directly to the oncoming group of thugs.

In other words, this should be considered a crime fight, right?

"Don't be impulsive, let's wait for the police to come. Ou Yongen said with a worried look.

Ding Yi looked at her and said with a smile: "It's okay, such a little person, I can crush them with one finger." ”

"When is it, still bragging!" Ou Yongen glanced at him angrily, and then saw the group of gangsters who had surrounded him, and his face was also pale.

"Boy, remember me?"

At this time, a guy with dyed yellow hair walked out and looked at the two of them with an arrogant expression. (To be continued.) )