Song Dazhong looked at the bamboo pole in front of him for a few seconds and reacted.

"Mr. Ma, you are much earlier than expected. "He doesn't like people who aren't punctual.

"My legs are fast, look!" Ma Guangyuan said and moved with his feet, and in an instant the entire office was full of his figure, sitting on the sofa, standing in front of the bookcase, lying on the coffee table, squatting by the door frame, and even a figure reached out to touch the tip of Song Dazhong's nose.

Mayor Song's eyes, who were just ordinary challenge mirrors, couldn't keep up with Ma Guangyuan and his movements at all, and hurriedly shouted, "Stop, stop." ”

These dozens of Ma Guangyuan smiled at Song Dazhong at the same time, and threw themselves into the figure that reached out and touched him as if they were together.

"How about it, I'm great!" Ma Guangyuan showed an expression that was about to praise me, and a pair of big watery eyes were nailed to Song Dazhong's face.

"Great, great, you're amazing. "Song Dazhong had already seen at this time that this envoy who had just arrived was a little... funny, but the strength is so strong, he can't beat it anyway. can only be appeased quickly, and to deal with this kind of teasing, you can only follow the hair.

"Mayor, this—" The secretary at the door was a little at a loss, hesitating whether to call the security guards.

Song Dazhong waved his hand at him: "It's none of your business, go out, close the door for me, and I'll talk to this national security agent." ”

The secretary immediately closed the door and stroked his chest again and again, "I'm scared to death, what kind of body is this, so handsome." ”

Song Dazhong cautiously opened the soundproof barrier equipped in the office, and then said respectfully, "Flounder has seen the envoy. ”

"Oh, what kind of envoy is not a special envoy, what is polite. Tell me where the goal is, I'll go now. Ma Guangyuan didn't want to chat with Song Dazhong, "With such skills, you are not qualified to be my friend." ”

"My lord, there are some problems with the target right now. Song Dazhong replied stubbornly, it is recognized that the most difficult thing to deal with is Ma Guangyuan's funny, happy and angry, capricious, and most importantly, he can't beat it.

"I heard it outside the door, that thing has been banned, right?" Unexpectedly, Ma Guangyuan did not have a seizure, but sat on the side and asked him in a calm tone.

"Your Excellency the Special Envoy has a keen sense of the situation, it is true, I have already informed Director Kumar of this situation, and at present, the lowly official has been making every effort to find the whereabouts of those reporters, and all the agents under the control of the lowly official have been activated. I also ask the Special Envoy to give me some time. Song Dazhong lowered his head and said.

"Ah, Kumar got it. Hmm, can you still contact him?" said Ma Guangyuan excitedly.

"Why, doesn't the envoy have a way to contact the director?" Song Dazhong said suspiciously, he had never seen such a situation, and he thought with some hesitation, "This guy can't be a fake." ”

"Kumar didn't want me anymore, he threw me a Chuck ID and drove me over to a friend. Ma Guangyuan said sadly.

"Lord Chief, he doesn't want you anymore?" Kumar was completely confused, what the was going on, "and what do you mean by finding friends?"

"Friends are friends, Kumar often helps me find friends, you see these are my friends, they will always be with me. Ma Guangyuan took out the string of human eye beads from his arms, rubbed them on his face affectionately, and the eyeballs on them were more than a dozen more than the first thirty or so, all of which were added by Ma Guangyuan recently.

Song Dazhong didn't recognize what they were at first, but when he saw clearly that it was a human eyeball, he was so frightened that he took a few steps back and knocked the chair to the side.

He retreated until the window. Fortunately, he opened the soundproof barrier, otherwise people outside would have heard the sound of heavy chairs falling to the ground.

Song Dazhong held on to the windowsill and said in horror: "Big... My lord, what is that? Something?" he still had a hint of fantasy in his mind, wishing that what he saw was a vivid imitation.

"Eyeballs, are you blind? These are my friends' these, you see these two blue ones are Chibec's, these two brown ones are Sveslin's, and my favorite red one is Padukone's, they are really beautiful. Ma Guangyuan said in an intoxicated tone.

Song Dazhong felt that he was about to collapse, he wanted to shout to vent, but he didn't dare, at this time he suddenly thought of the previous hostage incident Those hostages who were facing death were not in this mood.

"Your Excellency, please... Please put them away, they are so gorgeous that they are still suitable for you to keep on your own. He said as best he could find the right words.

"Xiao Song Song, you really have vision, do you have friends, I can teach you how to make this thing, so that you can have a long friendship. Do you want to be my friend?" Ma Guangyuan was very happy when he heard Song Dazhong's appreciation, as if he had found a confidant.

When Song Dazhong was about to pee, he shook his head again, and carefully put the string of eyeballs back into his arms, "Forget it, you have to help me find other friends, besides, you are too weak to be my friend." ”

"You're right, how can a weak chicken like me be your friend? Song Dazhong's heart seemed to be an airship in a high-altitude whirlwind, constantly tumbling up and down, and he could burp at any time.

At this time, Song Dazhong had already understood Ma Guangyuan's definition of friends, and after a few seconds of silence in his heart for his unlucky friends, he boldly said, "Master Ma, please tell me why the director doesn't want you anymore, you are so powerful, how can the director be willing to let go." ”

"Well, okay, you help me analyze and analyze, you are really a good person. As much as I think this Chuck Federation is great, I still prefer Kumar. As he spoke, he stretched out another hand, raised it diagonally, and shouted out the words that had been changed by him: "Long live Hartland, long live Prince Hart, long live Director Kumar!"

This posture was held by him for a minute, and seeing that Song Dazhong did not react, he maintained his posture and said to Song Dazhong, "Is what I said very reasonable?"

Song Dazhong would rather be deaf now, "Master Ma, Envoy Ma, what you said is great, let's discuss whether you have been abandoned." ”

"Oh, little Song Song, can you contact Kumar, please help me ask, why did you give me a certificate from the Federal Ministry of State Security, is this to ask me to transfer to the Federal Ministry of National Security? Although I have no opinion on this, can I still see Kumar?" Ma Guangyuan once again put on a harmless appearance, squatting in front of Song Dazhong, waving his hands aimlessly in the air, and his thin body even gave people a feeling of weakness.

Song Dazhong almost didn't come up in a breath, "Are you a tease, that's what made you disguise your identity, where did you really go to be an agent of the Federal Ministry of National Security!"

He already had in his mind that he knocked on Ma Guangyuan's skull, and studied the image of what was inside, even if he saw a piece of, he wouldn't feel strange.

But in reality, he was squatting on the ground in the same posture as Ma Guangyuan, and said in a solemn tone: "My lord, you misunderstood, the documents that Lord Kumar gave you are just a disguise, which is fake, and it is used to facilitate you to come to me." ”

"Fake, fake! Why is it fake? Ma Guangyuan once again exerted the method just now, countless figures tossed and turned in this not too big office, but they all let out that earth-shattering question after another, which shocked Song Dazhong's entire braincase, he could only cover his ears and curl up under the desk, completely ignoring the scene of the entire office as if it had been repeatedly blown by a sixteenth-level wind.

Suddenly, Ma Guangyuan stopped to look at his figure, took out the document that Song Dazhong said was fake, and pestled it in front of Song Dazhong's eyes, "You said it was fake, so why did your doorman take it seriously?"

Listening to this somewhat childish question, Song Dazhong really suspected that it was the same person who played with eyeballs before.

He took the certificate, looked at it repeatedly, and said earnestly, "My lord, this is really fake, but it can be done with fake and real." Rest assured, Director Kumar will not give up on you. I want you to guarantee it. ”

Ma Guangyuan looked into his eyes again and muttered, "Your voice is so good, rich, simple, and powerful." I believe what you say. Work hard, I look forward to the day when you are qualified to be my friend, come on!"

Song Dazhong was stunned, tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping back and forth in his mind.

He wanted to cry without tears, "I'm tired, I'm really tired, Director Kumar, are you going to kill me? Lao Tzu will never cultivate again in the future, and only when he is a salted fish can the salted fish be really safe. ”

"Little Song Song, you speak, what should we do now?" Ma Guangyuan looked at Song Dazhong, who was stupid there, and stretched out his finger to poke his nose.

"Oh, don't. Song Dazhong thought that Ma Guangyuan was going to kill him, so he was so frightened that he stepped back again, but he had no room to retreat at this time, and his head suddenly hit the corner of the table next to him, and he almost fainted.

"Little Song Song, are you funny, why do you hit the corner of the table with your head, are you playing a game?" Ma Guangyuan looked at Song Dazhong who was holding his head and crying with disdain, and then he also hit the corner of the table that Song Dazhong hit, and the entire table was scattered under his impact, and the things in the table were all over the ground.

Song Dazhong had just wiped away the tears that flowed out of the pain, and the corner of his eye was hit by the flying table fragments, so he tilted his head and fainted, "Love whoever you want, Lao Tzu won't serve anymore." ”

But he was in a daze for more than ten seconds, and he was woken up by a stream of hot water, and when he opened his eyes with difficulty, he found that Ma Guangyuan was standing in front of him... Pee.

The liquid that had woken him up was this glowing yellow urine, a few drops of which had reached his mouth that had opened in surprise.

"Ahh

"Little Song Song, you woke up, I couldn't find water, but my mother told me that urine is also water. Ma Guangyuan explained with a grin.

"Envoy Ma, I'm now... Contact the Director General now. You take a break, you take a break. Song Dazhong didn't have the strength to do anything anymore, he struggled out of the position of the pool of urine, leaned against the wall, and said weakly.

At this time, Ma Guangyuan seemed to notice the mess in the office, there were not many intact things here, and even the bookcase made of iron birch was covered with deep marks.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Xiao Song Song, I didn't mean to, I invite you to eat snowflake beef, I like snowflake beef the most." Ma Guangyuan once again showed that harmless expression.

"Special... Special Envoy, I please, after I have contacted the director, I will immediately invite you to eat the best snowflake beef in Guanlan. Song Dazhong pointed to the sky and swore an oath.

"Xiao Song Song, I believe you, your voice is so good. Ma Guangyuan continued to praise Song Dazhong's voice, which made Song Dazhong have a desire to destroy his vocal cords.