"Miss Xu, I just bought the mobile phone, you have to be merciful (can you tap it). Chen Bin said.

"Oh, Director Chen really can't help it, I didn't control the strength of my hand just now, please forgive me!" Xu Man turned the big disc on the table and turned the kettle in front of him.

Then, at the moment when he lifted the kettle to pour water, he deliberately poured water on the other party's mobile phone.

"My mobile phone !!" Chen Bin's Erkang waved his hand, but unfortunately this could not stop its fate of being doused with boiling water.

"Oops, all the water is poured on the phone, what can I do?" Xu Man stood up, his face flustered, and his hands were gesturing to get the phone, "How is this good? It's hot, this water is too hot!!Will the phone burn out?"

This acting skill made Su Lidu, who is also an actor, believe it, and he hurriedly grabbed her hand and scolded loudly: "Are you stupid?!

Seeing that her right index finger was red and swollen, she got up and said, "I'm going to buy medicine!" As he spoke, he pushed the door and went out, leaving Chen Bin and someone, who had a completely black face.

Chen Bin's eyes narrowed, and he sneered: "Tsk, Miss Xu's light bulb is quite bright." But people, you have to be self-aware, if it were you, I would have left at this moment, so why would I be embarrassed to stay here and hinder others from falling in love!"

"Yes, I haven't seen anyone in love. But... I saw a pig in heat. The pig was like a fly, chirping around my friend. Not only that, but he also pretends to be elegant (coquettish) in front of others, but he doesn't know that the sour smell on his body is big enough to smoke people to death, but it's annoying!"

Xu Man cocked Erlang's legs and said with an embarrassed expression, "Hey Director Chen, do you think I have to think of a way to find a time to castrate it?!"

Hearing this, Chen Bin's face turned pale, and he put the cup he had just raised back on the table with a snort. But due to the excessive range of movement, at this moment, the water in the cup was partially shaken out and spilled on the root of his thigh.

Seeing this, Xu Man immediately got up, showing concern, but his eyes were full of smiles that couldn't be concealed, "Oh, Director Chen, why are you so careless! This water is quite hot, you are still young and have no children, in case you hurt this life."

What if your wife divorces you because of this?"

Seeing that he was about to swallow himself alive, the girl hurriedly stomped her feet and spoke again, "Eh, Director Chen, don't look at me, at this moment, you should hurry up and go to the bathroom to wash with cold water to see if there is any burns in that place?"

Since he was a child, no one dared to talk to him like this, and Chen Bin was suddenly angry. He endured the pain, gritted his teeth, and said, "You-but-really-have-kind!"

Hearing him say this, Xu Man wanted to laugh even more, she tried her best to hold back her face that was about to distort, and said anxiously: "Mmmm, there is a kind, I have a kind." However, Director Chen, don't delay any longer, if you continue like this, I'm worried that you won't be able to plant!"

When Chen Bin heard this, his breath was stalking, not up, not down, and his face was flushed. I don't know if it's because I'm afraid that the girl will say anything, but in the end, Chen Bin only had time to glare at her viciously, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom.

Seeing this, Xu Man couldn't control it anymore and laughed out loud.

After a while, there was a knock on the door, and the waiter began to serve the food, looking at the plate of dishes covered with red chili oil, Xu Man couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

At this time, the waiter's sweet voice sounded: "Hello, the four dishes and one porridge are all served, this is a consumption receipt, please put it away, I wish you a happy meal!" After speaking, the beauty pushed the door and left.

Xu Man took a closer look and was taken aback by the number above, four dishes and one porridge totaled 8888 yuan, so expensive! The girl couldn't help but smack her tongue, but fortunately, she didn't pay for it, hey!

Soon, Chen Bin came out of the bathroom. Xu Man put down the chopsticks in his hand that were about to pick up the dishes, and said with a smile: "Chen Ying came in time, and the dishes are just ready!"

Seeing that the corners of his mouth were pursed, his eyes were as black as a deep pool, and his face was gloomy, the girl gradually restrained the smile on her face and said worriedly, "Director Chen... You're not really burned, are you?"

Chen Bin's eyes were lowered, but when he raised his eyes again, a smile appeared on his face, he approached the girl step by step, wrapped her between his arms, raised his eyebrows and asked: "Miss Xu, am I burned, do you want to help me try?"

Xu Manton felt bad and wanted to escape, but the front was blocked by the table, and her whole person was confined between his two arms, and there was nowhere to escape. Subconsciously, the girl's body unconsciously leaned towards the table as the man approached.

"Rascals! Don't lean over again, I'll call someone again!"

In an instant, the other party's breath sprayed on his face, Xu Manton felt disgusted, turned around and buried his whole head on the table. After a while, the girl's ears rang with the sound of the other party's low laughter.

"Miss Xu, you like Su Li, right?" Without waiting for her to answer, he folded his arms and continued, "It's a pity that you will never get him, because... He can only be mine!"

Feeling the pressure around him, Xu Man couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, hearing him say this, Xu Man's heart froze, he raised his head and sneered: "Director Chen is too confident in himself, who do you think you are? Who will Su Li be with in the future will have to be agreed by you? Tsk, ridiculous! Some people really take themselves seriously!"

Listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer outside the door, Chen Bin's eyes flashed, and he smiled instead of anger: "Yes, you're right! I can't guarantee that his heart will be with me for the rest of his life, but even if he likes you one day, he won't be with you, do you know why?

After speaking, the door was pushed open, and Su Li came in with burn cream in his hand. Seeing Chen Bin, who was embarrassed and covering his face, he wondered, "What's wrong?" As he spoke, he handed the medicine in his hand to Xu Man.

"Baby..."Chen Bin stepped forward and shook Su Li's arm gently, and said coquettishly, "I just wanted to see Miss Xu's scalded fingers, who knew she... She ......"

Su Li stared at him and asked, "What's wrong with her?"

"She actually took advantage of me, and kissed my face while you weren't there!wuwu...", he said and covered his face with one hand.

Xu Man: ...... (I don't see that he still has the potential to be a green tea.) )

Su Li looked at him speechlessly for a long time, then gently touched his head, and smiled gently: "Good ha, don't be angry, just be licked by a dog." I'll disinfect it for you later, and I just bought iodophor. ”

Someone was dumbfounded, what did the male god just say? She's a dog?! No, it's not important, what matters is: he didn't see such obvious clumsy acting?!

"I don't care, I don't care, you have to talk about her!" After speaking, Chen Bin began to shake Su Li's arm again.

Su Li saw that he had started to be a demon again, and suddenly felt a headache. Sighing silently, he turned to Xu Man and said, "Miss Xu, Chen Bin is now... It's my boyfriend, you can't bully him!"

Xu Man: "My day, you are blind!! are your eyes bad, hurry up to the optical store to get a pair of glasses!" As she spoke, she picked up the chopsticks and ate alone.

"Hey, Miss Xu, how can you eat alone?!

Seeing this, Su Li couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately his attention was diverted, if the two sides really got into trouble, who should he help?

"Oh, Director Chen, I remember that you have hemorrhoids, and I thought that you couldn't eat spicy food, so I specially ordered you a porridge. Xu Man put the bowl of porridge in front of him, and moved the spicy chicken that was originally placed in front of him.

At this moment, seeing that he was about to send a piece of chicken to his mouth, Xu Man reached out with a chopstick and knocked the chicken down. Then, he shook his head at Chen Bin and said, "Chicken can't be eaten, it's spicy! As she spoke, she pushed the bowl of porridge in front of him again.