Fan Lang's family can be regarded as a new member of Xiaotian.

After meeting each other, several wives such as Mo Mengxue and Meng Feihong accepted Xiaotian's godson.

Xiaotian is familiar with himself, and he is a godmother one by one, and the one who shouts is called a courteous one, which makes everyone laugh. With his little bit, the laughter in the room has obviously increased.

Everyone even ignored Xiaotian's identity and treated him as an ordinary child.

Obviously, Fan Lang is the most fierce to Xiaotian, but Xiaotian is the most sticky to him, and he follows him wherever he goes

In the turn of the day, Xiaotian stuck to Fan Lang and asked for two things, one was a cow and the other was a belly pocket.

These are not great requirements, and it would be too much to say that they could not be met.

Fan Lang took Xiaotian to find the cow, and he had to let this kid eat enough.

Halfway through, Xiao Tian saw a beautiful student from Yanlong Academy, and shouted unabashedly: "Godmother! Godmother! Another beautiful godmother!"

"Shut up! What are you shouting!" Fan Lang hurriedly covered this kid's mouth, who can stand this mother's mother everywhere?

"Woo...... That woman is so beautiful, I want her to be a godmother. ”

"Godmother, you are big, if you catch a beautiful one, you will recognize your mother, and your mother must not be lined up on the moon? ”

"Those godmothers liked me yesterday, I want a few more godmothers, godfather, you have to work hard. ”

"Stinky boy, big ghosts, stop talking nonsense, if you talk nonsense, you'll open your ass. ”

Fan Lang had a headache, and it was not so difficult to face thousands of troops.

Xiaotian likes to look east and west, so he flies over all the way, and there is no teleportation in a hurry.

Halfway through, Xiao Tian saw a child about the same age as himself.

The kid was booing at a tree, and it was definitely a child's pee.

Xiao Tian blinked, stared at the child's crotch, and noticed a small thing. He lifted the "coat" on his body and looked at his crotch, which was empty.

The incarnation of the Heavenly Dao is different from people, strictly speaking, there is actually no gender distinction, or it can be male or female.

Xiaotian felt that he was missing something, closed his eyes and squeezed out a "bird" in his crotch.

Fan Lang witnessed this scene with his own eyes, it was really spicy.

"Dad, look, I have it too!" Xiao Tian pouted and showed off his "little bird".

"Well, you have that too, that's great. Fan Lang praised it very perfunctorily.

"I'm going to pee too!"

Xiao Tian imitated the appearance of the child, aimed at the tree, made a swinging motion, and with a strong force, the "little bird" instantly erupted, spewing out a spectacular column of water, with a diameter of three zhang wide, which was simply a waterfall.

With a bang, the water overflowed, directly submerging the child who was booing, and then spread around.

Fan Lang hurriedly stretched out his hand and pinched Xiaotian's bird, stopped the water, and shouted: "Stop!

According to common sense, when the water outlet is blocked, stagnant water is generated.

Fan Lang pinched Xiaotian's bird, and the bird was quickly suffocated and inflated like a water balloon.

"it!"

Fan Lang let go of his hand, but it was too late.

Touch!

The water-filled bird erupted, and the water scattered and splashed in all directions.

Thanks to Fan Lang, he stimulated the body protection qi gang and blocked the water, otherwise he would have to become a soup chicken, and he didn't want to be the first person to bathe with child urine in the past.

Xiao Tian was still urinating, and the water column was shooting everywhere.

"Stop, you little rabbit!" Fan Lang was so angry that he was about to do it.

Xiao Tian collected the water potential and shook a few times. Looking around, it has become an ocean.

"Dad, how do you see how I peed just now?" Xiao Tiantian really asked.

"What kind of fart, how do people pee, how do you pee? next time you dare to send a lot of water, see how I clean you up." Fan Lang taught Xiao Tian a lesson.

After the father and son left, the water just now gradually receded.

Xiaotian is the way of heaven, and what comes out of urine is not really urine, but a kind of spiritual fluid, and it is not an exaggeration to call it holy water.

These spiritual liquids are not trivial, they have all kinds of miraculous effects, sprayed on the face to beautify the face, drink it to prolong life, and pour it on the ground to produce strange flowers and plants, so powerful.

A miracle happened soon, the land that had been "urinated" just now quickly took root and sprouted, and plants grew one after another, including ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum, all of which were precious medicinal materials.

"Look, there are so many natural treasures that have grown!"

"This is mine!"

"I want it too!"

The people around rushed up and almost got into a fight.

Some medicinal herbs have been pulled out before they have grown, and some people have even dug up the soil, which is quite fertile and valuable.

People are still unsatisfied, and they wish they could pee again every day!

Fan Lang took Xiaotian to a silk village and bought all kinds of belly ** pockets for Xiaotian to meet his small requirements.

Xiaotian changed into a red belly pocket, very happy, running around in a belly pocket, children are always easy to satisfy.

Then it's time to meet another request from Xiaotian.

Fan Lang took Xiaotian to a cattle farm, where there were many cows, Fan Lang asked people to wash the cows cleanly and lead them to Xiaotian.

"Don't you want to drink milk, the cows have brought you all the milk, you can drink whatever you want. Fan Lang pointed to the cow.

Xiaotian's eyes lit up, and he blurted out that he was about to call his godmother, but fortunately, he held back in time. If you shout out, you have to be subjected to domestic violence.

Xiao Tianfang ran around the cow three times, pounced on it and began to suck.

This guy is different from ordinary people, peeing like a waterfall, and drinking milk is also very cruel, and he sucks the cow dry in two bites.

"Moo!" the cow screamed.

Fan Lang hurriedly pulled Xiao Tian away, and if he sucked it again, it would not be milk sucking, I am afraid that he would suck this cow into beef jerky.

"Why is it so much? I haven't even tasted it!" Xiao Tian smacked his lips, still unsatisfied.

"With your way of drinking, it's weird to be able to drink it, and it looks as ugly as the Jinyang War Lion. It's impossible to feed you with cows, so I think I'd better take you to eat the milk of the monster. Fan Lang said with a headache.

"The milk of the demon beast is also fine!" Xiaotian is still the kind of mother who has milk.

To suck the milk of the demon beast, it sounds unbelievable, Xiaotian has a special identity, so he has to be treated in this special way.

If the demon beasts can't feed Xiaotian, then you have to consider feeding dragon milk.

Fan Lang pulled Xiao Tian to another place dedicated to raising demon beasts, and deliberately found a huge "demon cow", which was seven miles tall, and standing there was like a hill.

Xiao Tian pounced happily, hugged the demon cow and began to suck, snorting loudly.

A minute later, the demon cow lost weight twice!