Chapter 138 Pretending to be a god stick
Zhao Xu wanted to remind the old urchin that Granny Yu was standing by the door frame of the photo studio behind him, her squinting eyes flashing dangerously.
However, the old man's promise just now made him tempted - he was worried that he couldn't find an excuse to let them help feed the baby dragon!
It's a fishing village with plenty of catch every day, and it's secluded enough for a baby dragon to live in for a while.
When he goes into the mountains and seas to explore the situation in a few days, if he can gain something, he will have the confidence to take the baby dragon in next time - only a few dozen days, and it must not be difficult for this old man to be fostered for dozens of days.
"Old gentleman, aren't you afraid that I'm not good at learning, maybe I'm not sure?" Zhao Xu deliberately picked up the shelf.
"If you are not afraid, you are not good at learning, how can your master let you go out to walk?" replied the old naughty boy with a smile, it seems that he should know a lot about Meihuazhuang.
"Then I'll be ugly!" Zhao Xu nodded, pinching his fingers indiscriminately, while talking nonsense seriously: "Oh, old gentleman Dafu, extraordinary people! Jump out of the five elements, don't enter the human wheel, longevity is better than Nanshan!"
"Yes, yes, you are right, my golden mouth is the five elements of its own, I am isolated from the world in the mortal world, and I naturally live a long life...... Don't shoot the sycophants, let's get to the point!" the old man looked happy and began to scratch his ears and cheeks.
"It's a pity, it is precisely because of your own five elements in this place, your life personality is naturally incompatible with the people of the world, how can there be a marriage peach blossom in the mortal world, and you can catch your old tree?" Zhao Xu continued to repeat nonsense.
"Ahh......h
Zhao Xu saw that behind the old urchin, the anger on Granny Yu's face disappeared and became calm as water, he knew that this should be the calm before the storm.
"Yes, presumably more than two hundred years ago, the ancestors of my sect also saw this, so they didn't count it for you. Zhao Xu replied, he counted it for others, and according to the agreement, the other party had to promise him one thing.
At the same time, it can be regarded as letting this old naughty boy die of the flowery thoughts, and he showed favor to Granny Yu in disguise, after all, he has a request for others.
Sure enough, Granny Yu's eyes eased a lot when she looked at Zhao Xu.
"That...... Is there a way to crack my life?" Who would have thought that the old urchin would not give up and continue to die.
"Of course there is, I'll peel you off and cramp right away, and when you lose your life, your life will naturally change!" A low voice came from behind the old naughty boy, the old man may have practiced it, and his first reaction was not to turn around and explain, but to run away, and the few remaining hairs on his head fluttered in the wind, full of joy.
"Do you want to run away like this in front of other juniors?" As soon as Granny Yu's words fell, she heard an old naughty boy screaming in the distance, and before Zhao Xu could react, he fell from the sky, not only that, but he had been tied up with a hemp rope and hung upside down like a silkworm chrysalis, with his head less than half a meter away from the ground.
The rope seemed to hang down from the infinite sky, and there was no end in sight.
"Old woman, you ...... Do you still know that he is a junior of another family? etc...... It's not too late for you to have another seizure when he's gone, and you're doing this to me, so what's the shame for me?" exclaimed the old urchin.
"Do you still want to be embarrassed?" Granny Yu laughed angrily, and she didn't know where to take out a crooked branch, and without saying much, she directly slapped it on the old man's body.
Zhao Xu couldn't help but take a few steps back, so as not to be affected by the pond fish.
"Ouch...... The kid surnamed Ji...... Ouch, you can help talk......" The old urchin screamed, and there were already fishermen watching the excitement in the distance, "I tell you...... I'm actually very strong, not afraid of this old woman, if I get serious...... Ouch...... She can't catch me......"
Zhao Xu looked at his nose and nose and heart, looking settled.
"You stinky boys, you gods have always been the same...... Ouch...... Stop it...... I was wrong about the old woman...... Spare me this time!" the old man confessed.
"Forgive you this time?Is there another time?Huh?" Granny Yu ignored him and continued to whip.
"There is no next time, there is absolutely no next time!" the old naughty boy shouted loudly, and seeing that his mother-in-law had not stopped, he actually sang a love song: "You ask...... I love...... Ouch...... Love you...... How deep I love you......"
The rich baritone sings quite well, even if it is sung in this situation, it is too cheap.
Mother-in-law Yu may eat this set, the branches in her hands are getting lighter and lighter, and the old naughty boy sings more happily when she sees this.
Zhao Xu only had an hour, so he also coughed lightly at the right time.
After a few more strokes, Granny Yu put the old man down, and the latter stood aside with his head bowed very obediently, and secretly squeezed his eyes at Zhao Xu.
"Hmph, if there were no outsiders, I would have to pick your skin!" said Granny Yu.
Then, she turned her head and said to Zhao Xu: "Okay, let's talk about it, why did your master let you find us?"
"Two things, the first thing is to make an early warning, the master and his old man have calculated that there is a strong enemy here with you. Zhao Xu said.
Since you are here to ask for help, you must pay attention to your words, and you can't say your request at the beginning, because it is too direct and easy to be disgusted.
"Strong enemy?" Granny Yu was stunned, and then smiled: "Recently, there have been a lot of small thieves running in, and I have cleaned them up." ”
"Old man, don't underestimate the enemy, the guy who is about to come, it's really troublesome. Zhao Xu emphasized, "Please trust my master's judgment. ”
He pulled the tiger skin again, he must let these two old people pay attention, not that he respects the old and loves the young, and he is about to foster the baby dragon in their place, he can't wait for him to turn around and leave, but the two old people are hanging, what should the baby dragon do?
"Oh?" Granny Yu glanced at Zhao Xu, seemed to be a little serious, thought for a moment, and then asked, "What about the second thing?"
"The second thing, that's it. Zhao Xu untied his backpack, put it on the ground, unzipped it, and the baby dragon held back for a long time, and finally breathed fresh air.
"What is this?" cried the old urchin, who had never seen such a creature, even though he had lived for hundreds of years.
"This is a strange beast from the West, the amount of food is quite large, the shape is strange, it is easy to be coveted outside, please ask the second elder to take care of it for a while, I am grateful!" Zhao Xu replied.
"Hey, I thought it was a big deal, I was covered!" said the old urchin with a smile, interested in the strange-looking beast - in his opinion, it was a hybrid between a bat and a lizard.
"Wait a minute. Granny Yu looked at Zhao Xu's eyes and asked, "Since you are afraid that people will covet it, why don't you bring it back to Meihuazhuang, and you masters and apprentices will raise it yourself?
"This ......" Zhao Xu was a little embarrassed: "We can't afford to raise ...... This guy eats too much, and our Meihuazhuang doesn't produce food, and it only eats meat......"
To lie to the highest level is to believe even himself.
Sure enough, when Granny Yu heard this, there was less doubt in her eyes.
"Knock !!"
At this moment, a loud roar came from outside the village.
By sharing Du Qiang's perspective, Zhao Xu saw a pitch-black shadow rushing out of the water from the sea like a cannonball, flying to a height of hundreds of meters, and then falling like a meteorite, smashing the wooden trestle bridge on the side of the pier directly into debris.
The corpse has arrived.