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Chapter 43: A Life Unattainable
"Meow, human, King Meow is so worried, why don't the newcomers talk to King Meow, King Meow is the master of this family, okay?"
Ignored by the little black cat, King Meow feels as if his status has been seriously threatened, and he is about to face the danger of changing the dynasty.
The whole meow life became bleak, like a lovelorn person, the meow king looked at Ye Qiuming with blank eyes, praying for Ye Qiuming's comfort, and even the little Simba, who had been staring at each other all the time, couldn't care to provoke.
It now just wants to find someone to comfort its wounded heart.
"King Meow is very pitiful~!"
Ye Qiuming meaninglessly agreed, Zuo Fei's training said that any behavior of animals is right, and it is never the animal that is wrong, but the world.
According to Zofie's admonition, if you want to correct a cat's mistakes, you can never say that it is wrong.
Not only that, but also agree with it and give it affirmation.
The same is true for a sad cat, you have to make sure that there is a reason for its sadness, and then you can find a solution for its sadness.
"So, if the king of meow becomes a knowledgeable, temperamental, personable, and loved, meow sees the three cats that bloom, it will not be like this. Ye Qiuming continued to carry out the great flickering journey.
"You think, King Meow has a temperament, wherever he goes will become the focus, King Meow has a demeanor, wherever he goes, he will usher in a piece of applause, the most important thing is to have culture, you must know that the cultured cat is the most attractive cat. "Ye Qiuming talks about the old thing again, and he doesn't even need to type a draft.
After a few words, King Meow felt that Meow had changed, as if there was hope again.
It blinked its cat's eyes and looked at Ye Qiuming, but when it saw the little black cat on the side who seemed to be playing with Little Lori very happily, King Meow immediately fell into decadence again.
Meow, Lori has never hugged King Meow~!
King Meow thought a little sour in his heart, and then looked at Ye Qiuming and said:
"King Meow also knows that if you become a temperamental, educated, and personable cat, the cat will be loved, and the cat will bloom, but why did the newcomer rob the Meow King Lori just now, Lori no longer belongs to the Meow King, even if the Meow King becomes a three-have cat, without Lori, the Meow King still feels that the Meow is very worried?"
King Meow is extremely puzzled by how this newcomer conquered Lori.,Think about it, it's as cute and coquettish as that hateful Wang Xingren.,But why is this newcomer so powerful?
Meow, the meow king is not convinced, the meow king's Lori?
Meow King Lori was snatched away by the newcomer~!
Stretching out his little paws to push away Little Simba's tail on the cat's face, but it didn't work, King Meow had to press Little Simba's tail under him with his paws.
What a hateful tail~!
King Meow glared fiercely at Little Simba, who interrupted his train of thought.
"Well, what's that, Lori she's there ......."
"Meow, Lori, she's there, King Meow eats it or not, she's all King Meow's, right, human?" King Meow interrupted Ye Qiuming's words and said.
Regarding Ye Qiuming's words, King Meow has always thought that it is extremely reasonable, and he can say it in a different way almost when he opens it.
Ye Qiuming: "......" This is not what I said~!
Lori is indeed there.,Whether you're a cat or a cat.,Loved by everyone.,Where is she.,But Lori can't be meow~!
Smacking his lips, Ye Qiuming finished his words in his heart.
King Meow himself misunderstood, and Ye Qiuming naturally wouldn't explain anything.
Well, he wasn't going to make it clear either.
As soon as his eyes rolled, Ye Qiuming continued to flicker with a righteous face: "So, King Meow must now become a three-have cat before he can think about the next thing~!"
"Meow, you're right, human, King Meow must become a three-have meow, and then conquer Lori, conquer humans, conquer that hateful Wangxingren, Meow, and that new one. King Meow cheered himself up:
"But now, King Meow must ensure that King Meow's Lori will not be occupied by this new guy, King Meow has decided to be like a meow knight, bravely face this new challenge~!"
When King Meow heard Ye Qiuming's flickering, he suddenly seemed to be resurrected with full blood, and the knightly disease that had disappeared appeared again.
Then a slippery one jumped out of Ye Qiuming's arms, and with four little short legs, he ran towards the little Lori and the little black cat.
Ye Qiuming: "........" You really treat me as a placebo?
If you need comfort, you will come, and if you don't need it, you will flick your ass and leave me behind with a clap of your paws?
Ye Qiuming was extremely speechless and looked at King Meow, who couldn't see the decadent shadow just now, and rolled his eyes in his heart.
This guy simply treats himself as a disposable, and when he runs out, he leaves, and he wants to use it again and find it.
"Woo~!"
Ye Qiuming suddenly felt that his face was a little wet, and when he looked down, he saw that little Simba was sticking out his little tongue to his face very flatteringly.
"Yes, a group of white-eyed wolves, you are still better, you know that it is for the sake of food~!" Shaking his head, Ye Qiuming teased little Simba high above his head, and then put it down and hugged it in his arms and walked towards the pet food production room.
Little Simba is the time to grow his body, five meals a day is a must, and Ye Qiuming naturally will not starve Little Simba.
Pet stores are very similar to those businesses that have not been open for three years and have been open for three years, although they are not as exaggerated as three years, but it is naturally impossible to have business every day.
Although Ye Qiuming relied on god-level dog food and did not have the same number of customers as before, it was obvious that after selling god-level dog food, the pet store was almost no different from before, and he did not meet a new customer all day.
However, Ye Qiu said that there was no surprise, on the contrary, he liked it very much.
In the pet store, even if the little black cat is ushered in, there are only three little guys, and when customers come, Ye Qiuming has nothing to sell.
In the afternoon, Ye Qiuming spent almost all his time with the four little ones.
As the only adult among them, Ye Qiuming only felt that he had returned to his childhood all of a sudden.
Childish games, childish jokes, childish punishments, but the inexplicable smile never disappears from the face.
"Maybe this is the life I want, right?" Ye Qiuming looked at the four little guys mixed together, and thought secretly in his heart.
For the days when he was always living in the past, he now has a very strong sense of rejection.
Isn't that what life is supposed to be? Everyone pursues something different, and isn't that the kind of life that you are pursuing?
"Dad, didn't you say you wanted to sing?" Little Lori played crazy for a while and ran back again.
It can be seen that little Lori has a very unique love for the Dream Forest, and the whole person seems to have melted into this forest, appearing behind Ye Qiuming in a circle for a while, and then detouring to the left.
Ye Qiuming hadn't seen a smile all day, and the smile disappeared from Xiao Lori's face. Chapter Forty-Four: We Are All Sharpshooters
"Dad, the worm remembers what you said, you have to sing~!"
Little Lori took Ye Qiuming's hand and repeated what she had just said again.
Little Lori clearly remembered that after Ye Qiuming lost a game of handkerchiefs, she said that she would sing a song after the game was over.
So at this time, little Lori couldn't wait to come up, wanting to listen to the moving singing voice of an unscrupulous father.
Well, maybe in the eyes of some innocent daughter, singing is nothing? My own father should be omnipotent, right?
I can cook, although it is not very delicious, I can do laundry, although it is not very clean, I can tell stories, although it is not very good.
Well, you should be able to sing too, right?
Little Lori tilted her head and thought.
Ye Qiuming: "........" children really like to be more serious~!
He sighed slightly in his heart, he did agree to Little Lori singing, but at that time it was because he didn't pay attention for a while, and then because of Zofie's skills in training pets.
When he came back to his senses, he remembered that he didn't seem to be Zofie, who was not only a beautiful girl, but also had a singing voice that was enough to conquer most of the gamma.
However, Ye Qiuming?
He found that he seemed to be unable to write a pop song, except for one or two well-known military songs~!
Is it to sing military songs?
Ye Qiuming tapped his lips, a little hesitant, he didn't seem to have sung the military song for a long time, thinking about it, it seemed that he had sung it in his freshman military training.
"Dad, sing quickly, insects want to listen to Dad's singing~!" Little Lori didn't know for what reason, and urged with a blank eye.
After the words fell, Little Lori picked up the little black cat again, sat cross-legged next to Little Simba, and then sat there quietly like an audience.
"Meow, you want to sing, human, can King Meow learn? King Meow wants to be a singing meow. "King Meow came out from behind Lori.
As one of the three pets resembling a bad boy, King Meow is very depressed to find that it always seems to be a little unlucky in the game.
Well, what kind of peek-a-boo, King Meow hates peek-a-boo, why is King Meow the first to be caught every time?
What else is there to throw a handkerchief, King Meow will always sit stupidly for a long time before he will be thrown to ~!
"Okay, you go over and sit first, I sang it for you to listen to, and if you want to learn, you can sing it together~!" King Meow's words made Ye Qiuming have a little idea.
It seems that singing should be considered a culture, right?
Well, it should be counted~!
After all, elementary school students will learn~!
Touching his nose, Ye Qiuming thought.
Since Zoffie's training method is to sing with animals, it seems that he has to learn to sing~!
"It seems that when do you have to sign up for a music class?" Ye Qiuming muttered to himself.
"Well, cough~!" After thinking about it, he looked at the four little fans in front of him who were full of admiration, Xiao Lori, Little Simba, King Meow, Xiao Hei, Ye Qiuming cleared his throat and said: "Then I'll sing a simple song today, well, the song is called "We Are All Sharpshooters""
"We Are All Sharpshooters" may be the song that Ye Qiuming only sang in addition to the one, two, three, four, and national anthems.
He still remembered that when he was a freshman, their instructor would always sing this song when he opened his mouth and closed his mouth, so Ye Qiuming had a deep impression of this song.
"Oh, dad sing quickly, the insect likes dad to sing so much~!" Little Lori picked up Ye Qiuming's stinky feet first without any bottom line.
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Hei also asked, "Qiu Ming, what is a sharpshooter?"
Ye Qiuming's gaze slowly swept over Little Lori and Little Black Meow King Xiao Simba and said: "God is in demand, it is a super super handsome person who can use a weapon called a gun to hit the enemy from a far, far away." ”
"Meow, King Meow is also going to be a sharpshooter~!" King Meow was excited.
Well, maybe it only has the word super super handsome that Ye Qiuming said in its eyes, but for the meow king who is determined to be a cat with three cats, handsome is enough.
Ye Qiuming: "........" Can you use a gun?
Looking at the four claws of King Meow, Ye Qiuming suddenly remembered inexplicably that there was a P picture on the Internet, which was a moving picture of a cat using a machine gun to strafe the enemy.
"The one who wants to be a sharpshooter is thinking about it in the future, now I'm going to sing~!"
Ye Qiuming found a comfortable place and leaned against a tree.
It gave him the feeling of going back to the feeling of his freshman year when he was resting together in the shade after his training.
We are all sharpshooters
Kill an enemy with every bullet
We are all flying troops
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We are all flying troops
Even if the mountains are high and the water is deep
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We grew up here
Every inch of land is our own
Whoever wants to preempt
We'll fight him to the end
We'll fight him to the end
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We are all sharpshooters, this song sings about the difficulties of the Eighth Route Army during the Anti-Japanese War, there are no bullets, every bullet is cherished, and there is no waste at all, the mountains are high and the water is deep, there is no food and no clothing, everything needs to be captured.
His singing is not very standard, because Ye Qiuming's instructor is an HB person, and he teaches them to sing this song with an HB tone.
It's normal to sing not standardly.
"Wow, wow, dad's singing is so good~!" Little Lori screamed excitedly, and the little one who was alive was the fan who met her idol.
Well, little fans.
Little Lori ran happily around Ye Qiuming, and then threw herself into Ye Qiuming's arms and said: "Dad teaches insects whether it's good or not, insects have to sing, and insects have to be sharpshooters when they grow up~!"
The bear child is always full of fantasies about the future, and the little Lori obviously has a great affection for the sharpshooter that Ye Qiuming said at this time.
Yes, this can be regarded as teaching the patriotic thoughts of the future flowers of the motherland~!
Ye Qiuming hugged the little Lori in his arms, nodded the forehead of the little Lori, and then said after a corner with the little Lori: "Okay, if the worm wants to learn, then Dad will teach~!" smiled, Ye Qiuming put the little Lori aside and looked at the other three Xiaodao: "If any of you want to learn, wait for me to sing a sentence, you just sing a sentence here~!"
"Meow, Qiuming, you want to teach Meow to sing, this is a good thing to share between friends~!" Xiao Hei also came to Ye Qiuming's side and rubbed Ye Qiuming.
It's quiet and completely like a little girl who likes to be quiet.,Even the speech is gentle.,It looks like it's completely like two extremes with King Meow.。
"Well, King Meow, are you?" Ye Qiuming touched Xiao Hei and then looked at King Meow and asked.
"Meow, King Meow wants to be a sharpshooter, King Meow wants to kill an enemy with one shot~!" King Meow stretched out his tongue and licked his lips.
King Meow found another way for him to conquer mankind, looking at Ye Qiuming, the meaning in King Meow's eyes was self-evident.
"Not everyone can be a sharpshooter, and it is much more difficult for King Meow to be a sharpshooter than to become a three-cat cat~!"
This kind of idea is not a good idea in Ye Qiuming's opinion.
"Ahem, well, let's start singing~!" didn't explain much to King Meow, Ye Qiuming sang again after a little preparation.
This time he sang a little more seriously, and every time he sang a sentence, he would wait for little Lori, Xiao Hei, and follow up with the previous sentence, and occasionally Little Simba would call two sentences indiscriminately.
However, it is obvious that without the help of the system, Ye Qiuming can only roughly guess based on Zuo Fei's training records that little Simba is actually singing along. Chapter 45: Teacher Ye
The first animal chorus of the house of the pet god, Ye Qiuming served as the commander-in-chief, and the little Lori, the little Simba, the meow king, and the little black four small were the main personnel of the chorus.
This is destined to be a butterfly that sets off a tsunami, Ye Qiuming with a mood of anticipation, tirelessly pointing at the four children over and over again.
"Well, this wave of rhythm is good~!" looked at the four children in front of him who were seriously learning to sing, and he couldn't help nodding secretly.
As the lead singer this time, the performance of the four children did not disappoint Ye Qiuming, of course, in Ye Qiuming's opinion, King Meow is definitely an accident~!
Except for Little Lori, although the other two little ones sing some of them are so nondescript, but if you are very familiar with the song that we are all sharpshooters, you can definitely feel the song sung by the three little ones.
But what the hell is King Meow singing?
"King Meow, I know you want to be a sharpshooter, but if you want to be a knowing cat, you have to sing well, so we should sing that we are all sharpshooters, isn't it that I'm a sharpshooter, you know?"
Ye Qiuming incarnated as the music teacher of the four elementary schools, although there was no legendary artifact teaching whip, but for the four elementary schools, Ye Qiuming always had a way to fool the four elementary schools into not finding the north.
"Meow, you're so wordy~!" King Meow screamed impatiently, and then changed his posture but had no intention of changing at all.
Well, for a cat determined to conquer all of humanity, King Meow swears that no one can stop King Meow from becoming a three-haves sharpshooter.
Ye Qiuming: "......." Am I verbose?
His face trembled twice, and he fell silent very knowingly, and no longer corrected the lyrics of King Meow.
It wasn't until the end of a song that Ye Qiuming clapped his hands and attracted the attention of the four little ones to himself and said, "Next, we will sing them one by one~!"
After he finished speaking, his eyes began to turn on the four little ones, and little Simba was the first to be discharged by him, and little Simba was completely like a stepmother among the three pets.
In a word, it is not born by the system, with Zofi's beast taming skills, it is quite easy for Ye Qiuming to understand the meaning of Little Simba, but it is very difficult to express his meaning to Little Simba clearly.
Without the tacit understanding that they have been together for a long time, it is difficult for little Simba to understand Ye Qiuming's complex body language, even if Ye Qiuming has Zofe's beast taming skills, there is nothing good to do in this regard.
Draining Little Simba, Ye Qiuming's eyes patrolled over the remaining three elementary schools.
Well, little Lori is absolutely no problem.,It's completely a good student in the four elementary schools.,Elementary school bully type.,Xiao Hei.,It's the kind of student who is not talented but very diligent and hardworking.,Meow King.,Well, that's the legendary bad student.,Specializing in destroying classroom discipline~!
Smacking his lips, Ye Qiuming pointed at the little Lori and said, "Worm, you are the biggest of you, you can sing first~!"
After the words fell, Ye Qiuming beckoned to the little Lori and motioned for the little Lori to fight to his position.
"Well, applause, applause~!" After Ye Qiuming watched Little Lori walk up, the stunned and motionless Sanxiao was suddenly dissatisfied.
How can the baby daughter be so lonely when she comes to stage?
"Meow, applause, meow also applause~!" Xiao Hei, as a good baby, was the first to applaud with Ye Qiuming.
I saw Xiao Hei sitting next to Ye Qiuming, his two little front paws raised high, and slowly puffed up after learning Ye Qiuming's applause.
"Meow, Lori is the king of meow~!" King Meow was not far behind, and immediately followed suit after glancing at Xiao Hei vigilantly.
So Xiao Simba was dumbfounded, he couldn't understand Ye Qiuming's orders, and he couldn't understand Xiao Hei and King Meow's actions at all.
"Woo~!" Xiao Simba was in a hurry, and took Ye Qiuming's trouser leg in his mouth, and after attracting Ye Qiuming's attention, he looked at King Meow, then looked at Xiao Hei, and then whined.
"Huh?" Ye Qiuming looked at Xiao Simba, and then at Xiao Hei and King Meow, and suddenly reacted.
Then he took little Simba into his arms, controlled little Simba's front paws with both hands, and artificially applauded him.
"Come on, insects~!" Ye Qiuming shouted.
Little Lori's little face was full of smiles, squinting her eyes with a smile, and she didn't show her timidity, after all, in Little Lori's opinion, she was just singing to her father.
"Hee-hee, the worms are going to sing~!" Little Lori grinned, and then became serious again, she remembered that her father seemed to have said that this was the difficult revolutionary road of the revolutionary ancestors, and it must be serious.
Slowly little Lori entered the state and began to sing, the crisp and immature voice, although the song made the song a little less brave and fearless revolutionary spirit of the revolutionary ancestors, but it also had a childlike and simple taste.
Sweet voice, Xiao Lori has an extremely accurate grasp of the tune of the song, when teaching, Ye Qiuming still feels not very obvious, but now when she is changed to Xiao Lori solo, Xiao Loli's talent is very obvious.
With a bit of HB out of tune, well, it's like learning from that instructor yourself.
"Should I go to preschool or kindergarten for little Lori?" Scratching his head, Ye Qiuming suddenly thought of it in hindsight.
He found that little Lori seemed to be old enough to go to school, but he didn't have much experience in this area, and he didn't know what to prepare after thinking about it.
"Well, wait a while, go check the information~!" If you have a question to find Du Niang, Ye Qiuming clearly remembered that there were more than N scholars who said so.
Ye Qiuming was thinking that a song that was not very long was over, and the little Lori waved her chubby little hand, and then ran towards Ye Qiuming, with a proud look on her little face, she didn't miss praising me.
"My insects sing so well~!" Ye Qiuming put little Simba on the ground, caught the little Lori who was jumping and running, and then lifted it high and said:
"It seems that my worm will also have the ability to be a big star in the future, well, in the future, worms will come and go with a large number of fans, how beautiful?"
After holding the little Lori for a few turns, Ye Qiuming put the little Lori down and pinched the little Lori's little nose.
"Meow, human, what is a fan? Is it the same existence as a cat slave?"
It feels that the human in front of me knows a lot, three cats and cats are loved by everyone, meows see meows blooming, sharpshooter cats, one shot and one enemy, and now there is a big star, meow, it's not too easy to conquer humans~!
King Meow thought happily.
"Hehe, insects don't want to be big stars, insects want to be sharpshooters~!" Little Lori said and raised her fat little hand to make a small pistol gesture, and then squinted her left eye, aiming at King Meow, imitating the sound of a gunshot, with a bang, the muzzle of the gun was raised:
"Stupid cat, the worm has already shot, and you're going to fall?"
Little Lori is a little depressed, the future sharpshooters have all shot, why doesn't this stupid cat cooperate?
King Meow: "Meow?" What the hell?
was a little confused by the depressed eyes of the little Lori, and the meow king called out very innocently: "Meow, human, what is Lori talking to the meow king?"
Ye Qiuming has a problem finding Du Niang, King Meow will naturally not be so troublesome, he is always followed by a humanoid Du Niang, and he doesn't know how to open his mouth to ask, this is not a difficult thing for King Meow.
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