0137 limericks
"Wife, I always use the kind of pencil that puts a pencil in and automatically sharpens the pen, how can I cut people! Didn't I see that you were beautiful, and wanted to use this method to attract your attention!"
"Really?"
"Of course it's true, I can swear to God. β
"Then I asked you to play in high school, why didn't you ignore me?"
"Am I not shy!"
"You're still shy as a big man?"
"Wife, who stipulates that a big man can't be shy, when he said that such a beautiful beautiful school girl asked me to play, didn't I suddenly react! I was happy and forgot to agree. It's an honor for a beautiful woman like my wife to come to me,"
"It's just that you can talk well. "How come Wu Zijun didn't know Leng Lingfeng's temper, he had been a wood since he was a child, and just now she just saw that he made fans a little headache, and wanted to distract him.
"My wife is the best, or I'll write you a poem!" Leng Lingfeng felt that he was so wronged, he was originally talking about books, but he didn't know how to let Wu Zijun catch the sick words in his words, he didn't know if this was a big talk now, so he wanted to write a poem to Wu Zijun, so that she could be happy, he didn't seem to have written a poem to her.
"Okay!" Wu Zijun was also happy when he heard that Leng Lingfeng was going to write a poem for him, Leng Lingfeng wrote a song to her on her birthday, and never wrote a poem to her. She didn't know that Leng Lingfeng wrote poems before, and she recently watched "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch". Seeing that there were two poems in it, she began to think that Leng Lingfeng was arguing with others, and at first she went to check it, and when she found out, she knew that her husband could also write poems, and now she is looking forward to hearing that she wants to write poems for herself.
Seeing Leng Lingfeng and his family showing their affection here as if no one was around, Lin Feng was also quite speechless, looking at the appearance of the two of them, he completely forgot about his light bulb, which made him embarrassed, these two mouths are really, seeing that they are endless, they are about to interrupt them, although they know that this is a bit bad, but before they say it, they heard Leng Lingfeng say that he wanted to write a poem to Wu Zijun, and his eyes were also bright, and he wanted to see Leng Lingfeng's level of poetry, but he thought that Leng Lingfeng's level of poetry should be good, you must know that Leng Lingfeng wrote several books He has readγ Lin Feng looked at Leng Lingfeng with some expectation.
"Listen," Leng Lingfeng stood up as he spoke, and walked a few steps back and forth before saying: "Purple and orange flowers with white edges, graceful and beautiful." The corners of the lips are more bright, and the slim and quiet demeanor is bright. After Leng Lingfeng finished speaking, he looked at Wu Zijun with a smug face.
After listening to Leng Lingfeng's recitation, Wu Zijun knew that he was praising himself, and he was also sweet in his heart.
Leng Lingfeng saw Wu Zijun's eyebrows open, and knew that he had passed the test this time.
"Husband, I'm writing a song! I'll forgive you. β
Lin Feng looked at the two of them from the side, he could only hold his head and be speechless, it was really endless, but now that he saw Wu Zijun on his head, he couldn't interrupt.
"I still have to write!"
"yes!
Looking at Wu Zijun's appearance, it seemed that he was still on the rise, Leng Lingfeng also noticed the speechless expression of the senior Lin Feng beside him, but now his wife has explained, although writing poems is not something that Chinese cabbage wants to have, but who is he Leng Lingfeng? Isn't it just a poem! Not to mention that it is still written for his wife.
"Yes, but wait, writing poetry is not a cabbage, you have to brew feelings,"
Wu Zijun listened to Leng Lingfeng's words, rolled his eyes, such an elegant thing as writing poetry made Leng Lingfeng describe it as a cabbage, and the one who could say such things may be the only one, and there is no other semicolon.
"There you have it," Leng Lingfeng said after walking back and forth for a while.
Hearing Leng Lingfeng say this, Wu Zijun and Lin Feng both quieted down, wanting to hear what good ancient poems he had written, Lin Feng still had a little research on this, and knew that the poem Leng Lingfeng wrote just now was also a rare masterpiece in modern times. Don't look at the fact that many people now have the name of a poet, but with Leng Lingfeng's poem just now, many people can't write it.
If some thick-skinned people write poems like Leng Lingfeng just now, maybe they will go around advocating and become a celebrity, but looking at Leng Lingfeng, he doesn't care about these at all, just to make his wife happy, and he won't publish it if he looks like that, this kind of character is also what Lin Feng likes the most, he has the ability but is not public.
Wu Zijun even glared at Leng Lingfeng.
"A big braid on the back of his head
The eyebrows are curved like smoke
There is no need to cut the double eyelids
Born with a wide range of leeks
The bridge of the nose is like more than custom-made
A smile dimples appear on both sides
Thank you for your beloved wife for looking good
How much money saved me"
"Poof,"
Leng Lingfeng had just finished reading, Wu Zijun didn't stabilize it, he started laughing all of a sudden, and he bent down with a smile.
Lin Feng was originally prepared, took a sip of tea with a teacup, and wanted to listen to Leng Lingfeng composing a fine poem, but after waiting for a long time, Leng Lingfeng held back such a limerick poem, and the tea in his mouth was not swallowed, and it was sprayed out, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, and covered his mouth with his hand, otherwise he would have sprayed Leng Lingfeng in front of him.
"I hate it, you just use limericks to perfunctory me!" Wu Zijun laughed for a while before standing up and saying, and also slapped Leng Lingfeng's body.
"I said you're enough! If you want to show, go home and show it, and I'm still in the audience! I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, now you young people! Don't pay attention to the occasion. Lin Feng really couldn't stand it, and he didn't know how long he would have to make trouble without interrupting their husband and wife.
"Senior, you seem to be very old. β
"I'm not old-hearted!"
"Senior, I feel that you are usually too serious, you must know that it is less than ten years to laugh!"
"Okay, you guys show it too, I think you can handle the fans' affairs well!"
"Senior, don't worry, I know how to deal with it,"
After speaking, Leng Lingfeng sat in front of the computer, opened the author's page, passed the back part of "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch", and returned to his Weibo, posting a jump on Weibo.
"Life is always like this, inadvertently hurting others, and inadvertently being hurt by others. "Butterflies are broken flowers, but flowers fly with the wind. "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch has been uploaded, I think you will know my choice after reading it, I hope you can understand, and finally write a poem for "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch"!
Don't listen to the sound of the book,
Prediction and harmony will be varied,
Only because of the confidant in the sea,
Believe that the end of the world is next to each other:
After the catastrophe, there is no thought of life and death,
After the frost, you will show your arrogance and coldness!
The winter wind breaks thousands of flowers,
There is still a fragrance to put in the forest"