Chapter 1 Riding the Ox
"Ah......h
Li Honghai opened his eyes suddenly.
His own hands have become a child's chubby little fat hands? At this time, he is still lying on a cold stone bed!
Look up again.
A bull's head covered in black hair was staring at him
Next to her stood a beautiful young woman, whose graceful posture reflected the perfect lines of her body.
These two stand together, which directly perfectly interprets the classic quote of "a flower is inserted in cow dung"!
"Hahaha, my little darling, come and give Daddy a kiss!"
was in a daze, when a cow's mouth full of bad breath suddenly rushed over.
"it!"
Li Honghai shouted, and subconsciously slapped the bull's face with his backhand.
"Smack!"
The bull's head slipped straight away.
"No!
!”
"I just woke up, and I gave my master such a thriller?!"
Niu Tou covered his face with his hands and said aggrievedly: "Son, what's wrong with you? Dad didn't take a good look at you and let you fall off the cliff." But I won't wake up and say hello to my father's face!"
"Who are you?!Who is your son?!You'd better stay away from Lao Tzu!Be careful, sir, I'm welcome!" Li Honghai screamed heartbreakingly, and quickly shrank to the corner of the bed.
Like a frightened stupid roe deer, he retreated tactically while shouting.
"I'm your father, the king of all demons, the Bull Demon King! Are you stupid?"
"Bull Demon King, Red Boy?" Li Honghai began to mumble to himself.
"Nani?What's the situation, could it be that I was directly reborn into the Journey to the West Red Child?!"
Li Honghai was a child from a poor family, and he was finally admitted to Huazhong Agricultural University as a graduate student.
As a result, he was proud for a while, and the decrepit boy raced and accidentally fell into his career. Waking up is the scene in front of you.
He was reborn like this! What a fake! Li Honghai slapped himself twice in the face.
"Oh! it fucking hurts, it's not a dream!"
"Li Honghai and Red Boy, forget it, since you have come to your world, let's call your name. The Holy Child King, the Red Child!"
Red Boy calmed down and thought, "At this time, I should have to give my master a whole golden finger or something, right?" Red Boy didn't read a lot of online novels in his previous life.
Come on
"Ding!Welcome to the Red Child System," a blue screen was displayed in front of Red Child.
I was startled by the sudden sound, and then I opened the system to take a look!
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Host: Red Child!
Prestige: 0
Naughty Value: 0
Mana: 10
Spell: None
Ritual Weapon: None
Warehouse: None
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As soon as the red boy finished reading it, he clenched his fists and wanted to scold his mother on the spot.
"Since I'm that red boy, I'm still young and my mana is weak, so where is Lao Tzu's fire-tipped spear and samadhi true fire?"
"Ding! The host completes the system task to increase the naughty value, which can be exchanged in the system. Prestige can only be exchanged for mana, and the host mana can only rely on prestige to grow, and cultivation is invalid!"
"Damn!
"But, hey, hey, who wouldn't be a mischievous bear child! And it's not a matter of minutes for my Holy Child King to ask for some prestige!"
"Ding! System mission released: Ride the Bull Demon King once. Add 100 naughty points!"
"My brother, you're not kidding me, are you?"
"It's the Bull Demon King! It's not the domestic buffalo!"
"If you provoke him, maybe a cow's hooves will call you over, and it will end up as a rebel!!" "The red boy complained frantically, this is really fatal!
looked at the grinning Bull Demon King, who was rubbing his hands together and staring at him with a caring face.
This big black bull, he looked at it and was stunned in his heart. Not to mention riding.
"Hong'er, how are you, why don't you even recognize your father?" asked the beautiful young woman on the side worriedly.
She must be the princess of the iron fan.
"Ah, there it is!"
Suddenly, the red boy had a plan
"Mother, I don't know what's wrong just now, I don't recognize my father, maybe it's because my father is often out and not at home, and the child is born!"
The red boy smiled slyly, and immediately pounced on the princess of the iron fan, tugging at her clothes, and began to cry.
This can poke the heart of the Iron Fan Princess, she has always suspected that her old cow has always had an affair.
Hearing the words of the red boy, the princess of the iron fan immediately glared at the Bull Demon King fiercely.
The Bull Demon King took a deep breath of cold air, trembled all over, hurriedly lowered his head, and muttered to himself.
"Hehe, hee-hee! Sure enough, it's the same as in the novel, the Bull Demon King is afraid of his wife, so it's okay to do it now. The red boy couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw that his plan was about to succeed.
"Mother, I want to ride my father, just like a human child, okay?" the red boy pursed his mouth tightly, his eyes teary-eyed, pretending to be pitiful.
At this time, the Bull Demon King glanced at the little demon who often followed him.
He was also clever, and immediately jumped out, began to shake his wit, and said: "Madam, our king is the lord of this Cuiyun Mountain, and letting a child ride away may not be in line with his identity!"
"Little calf, what nonsense are you talking about!, get out of here!" the Bull Demon King heard this, and immediately turned around and kicked over with a hoof, angrily scolding the little demon.
The little demon was so frightened that he immediately crawled on the ground and trembled, and shouted for mercy.
"Someone! Drag him down, beat me hard! Let him remember it for a long time!"
Immediately, two twin unicorn demons appeared, dragging the mouthy little demon down.
When he was dragged away, he kept shouting: "Thank you for the grace of King Xie not to kill, thank King for the grace of not killing......"
Is this Bull Demon King so prestige among the demons? The red boy secretly sighed at the Bull Demon King's royal demeanor.
After dealing with this little demon, the Bull Demon King's anger disappeared in an instant.
turned around and beat the legs of Princess Iron Fan with a hippie smile, and said, "Madam, although you see that this little demon is bold, you see that what he said is not unreasonable. So look at ...... ma'am."
"Shut up!" Princess Iron Fan interrupted the Bull Demon King with a roar, "It's okay if you are incompetent as a father, and now you can't even agree to this little request from a child?"
At this time, the Bull Demon King was speechless by the Iron Fan Princess, and the whole person settled on the spot.
Finally, "Hey!" sighed unwillingly, stomped his foot, and fell down aggrieved. Turning the bull's head to the red boy, he said, "Why are you still stunned, why don't you ride it quickly!"
The red boy grinned and jumped directly onto the back of the Bull Demon King.
"Oh, my old waist, you light!" the Bull Demon King cried out and touched his waist.
Red Boy, he couldn't believe that one day he would ride the King of Ten Thousand Demons, the Bull Demon King, as a buffalo!
If you ride it, then you can just enjoy it, and shouted: "Ride, drive, drive, run, little cow." ”
"Ding! Naughty value is in the account, 100 points!"
Now that he has ridden it, it is better to be majestic in front of his men. Earn another wave of prestige. The red child's wishful thinking jingled.
"Dad, why don't you take me for a walk around this mountain?" said the red boy coquettishly.
"Isn't it enough for you to ride? ”
"Why not take a walk twice! Princess Iron Fan spoke again.
The Bull Demon King hurriedly said: "What Madame said is reasonable, what Madame said is reasonable." ”
"Haha, that's great!" the red boy clapped his hands and shouted, "Let's go to the mountains!"
"Sit tight!" reminded the Bull Demon King. With one foot, he flew out of the cave and appeared outside the mountain.
This Cuiyun Mountain is lush and green, with highlands and flat valleys, and rivers criss-crossed. It is not an exaggeration to call it a treasure land.
"Look, everyone, the king is being ridden as a cow by the young master?" I don't know if it was the bold little demon who pointed to the sky and shouted.
In an instant, a large group of little demons stopped, set up a small tent in front of them with their hands, and looked up to the sky.
The Bull Demon King also looked down, and when he saw this, he was angry and shouted, "You little cubs have itchy skin again, aren't they?
The sound exploded like thunder, and the ears of the red boy sitting on the back of the cow were almost deafened.
"Why are you yelling so loudly?" the red boy scolded angrily: "Is it embarrassing to take me out to play?
As soon as the iron fan princess was brought out, the Bull Demon King was immediately intimidated, and lowered his head again.
"Wow, Young Master Hong is so majestic!" I don't know if it was the little demon who didn't know whether to live or die shouted again. If the Bull Demon King takes revenge, he will die.
"Ding! The exclamation of the little demons, the prestige value has reached 10 points!
"It's so good!
"Daddy, fly lower, the child is a little afraid of heights. The red boy pretended to be afraid of heights and slashed at the hair of the Bull Demon King.
"Ouch! you tap, this will fly low!" the Bull Demon King cried out.
If anyone else dared to smash him like that, he would have to smash him into a pulp. It's a pity that this little ancestor is doing this kind of thing.
"Ding! The hair of the Bull Demon King, the naughty value has arrived, 50 points!" the system voice sounded.
"It's all right! It seems that as long as it conforms to the behavior of the bear child, hehe!" Red Boy had an epiphany.
He grabbed the ears of the Bull Demon King again. really has the identity of a red child, and he really dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head!
The Bull Demon King raised his head in pain and shouted: "It hurts Dad, are you in Gan God and Demon?"
"Ding! Grab the ears of the Bull Demon King, the naughty value has arrived, 50 points!"
"Ding! The main quest has arrived: improve the living standards of the demons! Reward prestige points of 1000 points!"