Chapter 488: Going to College
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"Everyone's gone?"
When he returned to Chen Lin in the village, he saw the fairy goddess Candace Bella standing at the gate of the courtyard, looking at him with a smile.
Chen Lin nodded and stepped forward.
"Did you sleep well last night?"
Candace Bella laughed, "Your bed is very comfortable, but it was a little noisy last night." β
"Noisy?"
Chen Lin didn't understand.
"There's a lot of noise upstairs, there's a lot of noise next door, and there's an urge to slap that fly to death." β
Chen Lin opened his mouth.
Depend on!
That's talking about him!
Suddenly, Chen Lin's old face turned red, coughed twice, and said, "This is our human love, you don't understand!"
Candace Bella glanced at him and smiled, "You human love is mating?"
Chen Lin: "......"
Candace Bella said: "That little girl loves you very much, in my kingdom of God, if a man is not focused on love, the only result is to release the tainted soul and body on the sacred fire frame!"
Chen Lin gasped.
If this punishment is left on the earth, it will not be long before men will become a rare species and a sought-after commodity.
Chen Lin suddenly asked, "I'm curious, why are there no male goblins in the goblin clan?"
Candace Bella laughed: "There are thousands of worlds in the universe, countless species, and thousands of strange things, what is there to be surprised about?"
Chen Lin said: "But the question is, if there are no male goblins, how can the goblin clan reproduce?"
Candace Bella was silent for a moment.
"Once upon a time, so long ago that even I had not become a god, the Elven King Gallops ruled the Elven Clan, and achieved the most glorious era of the Elven Clan. Gallops is a genius with the potential to become a god, but at the moment he became a god, he was bewitched by the spider queen Carol and became a slave of the spider queen. β
"Spider Queen?"
"Well, an evil god who has no kingdom of God and can only wander in the dark starry sky! Because of the betrayal of the Fairy King Gallopus, the Spider Queen easily infiltrated the fairy world and spread evil beliefs!"
"Although the Spider Queen does not have a kingdom of God, she is still a god after all! No male goblin can resist the charm of the Spider Queen. The invasion of the Spider Queen has caused heavy losses to the goblin clan, and other races in the goblin world have also been affected, so they vent their anger on the goblin clan. β
"It was a very cruel war, and even the gods regretted it!"
"My sister, Judith Bella, Mother of the Sea, discovered a planet invaded by evil forces and eventually slew the Spider Queen. β
"What happened later?" Chen Lin asked.
Candace Bella looked at him.
Later, the evil forces were cleansed, and the male goblins of the elves who were bewitched by the Spider Queen were banished to other planets. β
Chen Lin said: "In other words, since then, there are only female goblins left in the goblin clan?"
"Hmm. β
Candace Bella nodded.
Chen Lin asked, "It's still the same question from before, how can the goblin clan thrive without male goblins?"
"With the help of my sister, I finally became a god in the fairy world. After that, it took me a hundred years to forge an artifact and give it to the elves. And the power of that artifact can allow every adult goblin to have a child. The elves have thanked me for making me their god of faith!"
Chen Lin's eyes widened: "You actually created such a perverted artifact, this is against the laws of nature!"
Candace Bella said, "I'm here for the survival of the elves!"
β......β
Chen Lin inhaled to calm his turbulent heart.
"Can you make a man pregnant with that artifact?"
"What do you want to do?"
"Ask. β
"Oh, I haven't tried, but it should work. It was an artifact I had created with my own divinity, and ordinary demigods could not resist the power of that artifact. β
"Shhh...... Awesome!"
Chen Lin said: "If you have the opportunity to turn back, you will also borrow me to make it!"
Candace Bella looked at him with a strange look in her eyes: "You want to get pregnant too?"
"You're thinking too much!"
Chen Lin said excitedly: "This is a big killer weapon! Who will let me look at it in the future, and slap the artifact on him, regardless of men and women, all pregnant, it's exciting to think about!"
Candace Bella frowned, ignored him, and turned into the courtyard.
Chen Lin followed.
"Seriously, can you lend me the artifact?"
"Don't think!"
"Ugh...... Don't be stingy, you're already a god, and you still care about an artifact? β
"Impossible!"
The attitude of the fairy goddess was so firm that she didn't even want to look at him again, waving her hand at him like a fly.
Chen Lin was in hot pursuit.
"Bella, you don't want to be on the road, how can you say that we are also friends, I still entertain you with delicious food and drink, don't look at the face of the monk and see the face of the Buddha, for the sake of my mother's face, you lend me the artifact. β
"Sugar Candy, what are you talking about?"
Mom walked out of the hall.
Chen Linlian shook his head: "I didn't talk about anything." β
"Really?"
My mother was puzzled: "Mom seems to have heard you say that I will borrow an artifact for you to use just now?"
"No. β
Chen Lin said: "Mom, you heard it wrong, I just said a neuropathy. β
"Neurotic?"
"That's right! I just met a neurotic at the entrance of the village, grabbed Bella's hand and didn't let go, and kicked the psychotic a few times when Bella was so angry. β
Candace Bella squinted at him.
The old mother exclaimed: "Is it the Li madman in the next village?" Oh my God, don't you go to provoke that Li madman, he is so crazy that he even dares to chase the two leopards we raise!"
Chen Lin's face was frightened.
"Crazy to this point?"
"Who says it's not! Alas, that crazy Li is actually quite pitiful, and he ...... in his early years."
While listening to his mother's nagging, Chen Lin said to the fairy goddess: "You stay away from that madman in the future." β
Candace Bella: "......"
......
Early the next morning.
Chen Lin was woken up by his mother early in the morning.
"Mom, it's still early. β
"What's early, it's six o'clock, and it takes an hour to go to Shangqing City to take the high-speed train, hurry up! Did your mother pack all the clothes you packed last night?"
"It's all in the box. β
Mom opened the box next to the bed and muttered, "How can this little bit of clothing be enough, Mom will bring you a few more pieces, as well as towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste, etc." β
Chen Lin said: "Mom, you don't need these, I'll buy them when I get there." β
"That's fine. β
In the nagging sound of his mother, Chen Lin left the house with the suitcase.
"Bella is also going to Shangqing City?"
The old mother fox looked at the unbelievably beautiful Candace Bella beside Chen Lin suspiciously.
The fairy goddess smiled: "Auntie, didn't Chen Lin tell you?
"So coincidentally?"
The mother looked at the fairy goddess and her son, full of doubts.
Chen Lin waved his hand.
"Mom, let's go!"
"Be safe on the road and come back on the weekend. β
"Got it. β
Looking at the rising sun in the east, Chen Lin was full of helplessness.
"After all, I still can't escape the fate of going to college!"
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