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Chapter 22: The Great Fool
Of course, you have to ignore the car repair shop next to this five-star hotel~!
Ye Qiuming calmly hugged the little Lori and led the little Simba in, and handed over the menu to the little Lori in the attitude that the waiter girl was definitely not enthusiastic.
"Well, the insects are as you like, Dad has a treat today~!" To his daughter, Ye Qiuming's rare performance was very arrogant.
"Hmph, stinky poop, bad dad, rotten poop, angry insects~!" Little Lori pouted, looking at the menu with an unhappy face, the expensive dishes with a maximum of thirty and a cheap one of less than ten yuan, and her little face was extremely unhappy.
"Well, worms, hurry up, dad is starving to death~!" A certain unscrupulous father seemed to not hear the criticism of a daughter full of resentment, and urged as if nothing had happened.
Ye Qiuming was eating food from a five-star hotel with little Lori on this side, but on the other side, it was as if a thunderclap exploded on the ground.
First, Ma Hong, who bought Ye Qiuming's god-level dog food, took nineteen servings of dog food and came to a group of second generations with pets.
If you have a good thing, take it out and show it, and then share it, this is an unwritten unspoken rule in Ma Hong's circle.
Holding the wooden box of god-level dog food in his hand, Ma Hong looked at these fox friends who were teasing the dogs in front of him with a smug face, and then a sinister smile appeared on his face.
I saw that he didn't remind anything, while talking and laughing with others, he quietly and slowly opened a gap in the wooden box, this gap is not big, it was nothing at first, but slowly with the spread of the smell of god-level dog food, some dogs have different attitudes.
When the owners of these dogs found that their dogs were trying to sniff something motionlessly, they saw that General Wei, the Czech wolf dog beside Ma Hong, who had long been unable to hold back, had been like a second ha, and kept wagging his tail around Ma Hong and began to beg for mercy.
As for the behavior of this Czech wolfdog, which has always been forbidden to resemble a real dog general, the owners of these dogs were about to make a few jokes, when they found that their dogs seemed to have their eyes on Mahon.
And then......
Barking~!
A golden retriever stuck out his tongue, stroked his buttocks, and then rushed towards Ma Hong with his tail wagging in the stunned eyes of a fashionable girl.
"Meisha is back~!" the fashion girl glared and yelled at the golden retriever angrily.
However, the golden retriever called Meisha only smiled back slightly, uh, no, he looked back, glanced at it, and then waved his big tail at Ma Hong more attentively.
This seems to be like a flare, with the Golden Retriever mutiny, the other dogs followed and began to mutiny, the dog with a dog leash, the owner tightly pulled the dog chain, and if there was no dog leash, the dog ran directly to Mahon.
One by one, they wagged their tails and sold cute, which simply stunned the original owners.
"God-level, it's really god-level dog food~!" Ma Hong looked at the group of dogs around him who seemed to be a little eager to try, and quickly closed the wooden box that had opened a little gap to himself.
For him, the goal has been achieved, and the next step is how to exaggerate the whitewash.
He is very skilled in this set.
With an unfathomable smile on his face, Ma Hong didn't speak, just quietly looked at the dogs around him who gradually became quiet because they lost their god-level dog food breath.
"What's going on, Mahon, what's in your hand?, why are all the dogs attracted?" said a fat man with a big belly, wiping the sweat that had broken out from controlling his dog.
"That's right, Ma Hong, what's going on?Why didn't my Henry even listen to me~!" The next person had already taken over the conversation with an impatient face.
These people are not stupid, just look at Ma Hong's pretending appearance and understand a rough idea.
"Yes, Ma Dashao is going to be coquettish again~!" One of the three men who followed Ma Hong at the club at noon muttered to his companions.
"Li Ling, do you know what's going on?" heard Li Ling muttering at the tip of his ear, and suddenly couldn't help but ask.
As soon as he asked, the others immediately looked at him with fiery eyes.
All of them love dogs, and they are naturally very curious about things that can cause their dogs to react like this.
"Uh~!" Li Ling glanced at the person who spoke with an embarrassed expression, pretending to show a trace of helplessness on his face, and made a gesture to lower his voice: "This thing is called god-level dog food, and it is the unique recipe of the manager of a small pet shop in Purple Mountain Park. ”
Li Ling looked at the few people around him with disbelief on their faces, and his face couldn't help but be anxious, he opened his mouth to steal the limelight from Ma Hong, but he couldn't pretend to be impossible.
"Let me tell you, this dog food is not simple, there are special Yugong Xiangshui rice, as well as chicken and chicken liver selected after three generations, it is said that this is nothing, the most awesome is a kind of maize called gold, have any of you heard of it?"
Although Li Ling is a second-generation, his eloquence is also first-class, and words came out of his mouth one by one, and he was stunned by this group of knowledgeable second-generation people.
After a while, it attracted the attention of most of the people around, so every word you said, and I all discussed the matter of this god-level dog food.
"You're talking a bit mysterious, aren't you?" the fat-bellied man led a husky of about the same size, squeezed in and said with some disbelief:
"Who doesn't know about the special royal tribute Xiangshui rice?
"That's it, the Xiangshui rice of the special royal tribute is used as dog food, and I guess the producer's brain must be stuck by the door. "This time it was the previous Golden Retriever owner, the fashionable girl.
Ma Hong looked at the people who had already besieged the city and piled up around Li Ling with a stiff face, and the corners of his mouth twitched indistinctly.
He finally found something to show off, and now he made a wedding dress for Li Ling, a rabbit cub.
"Damn rabbit cub, wait a minute, don't try to get this god-level dog food from me, let you be pounced on by your Tibetan mastiff thousands of times~!" kept complaining and cursing in his heart, but Ma Hong squeezed out a stiff smile and walked over.
"Uh-huh~!"
A dry cough attracted everyone's attention, and Ma Hong said proudly in his heart: "What, although I don't know if what Li Ling said is true or false, but well, the owner of this dog food introduced it like this, if anyone of you has the kung fu to test it, won't you know~!"
Ma Hong said in his mouth, but there was a secret smile in his heart, the reason why he said this was that he had already been tested, but he was surprised by the results of the test.
He found that except for a few things that could not detect specific ingredients, such as Xiangshui rice, chicken liver and the like, they were consistent, but the specific ones were due to limited technology and could not be completely determined whether it was a special Yugong Xiangshui rice.
However, Ma Hong estimates that this result is probably the same as what Ye Qiuming said.
"Is the owner of the magic dog food you mentioned in the sealed Purple Mountain Park in the suburbs?" said the fat man with a big belly beside Li Ling, with some emotion on his face.
As for the fat on his body, as an authentic foodie, he never felt anything ugly, so much so that this fat man would even regard fat as beauty.
This is true not only for people, but even for dogs, otherwise they would not have fed their own Erha to fat.
At first glance, I heard such a magical dog food, and the fat man naturally wanted to try it to see if he could set another record for his own Erha. Chapter Twenty-Three: Bold Humanity
"Brother Hong, can you give me a box of this dog food to try?
No matter how amazing it is, the dog must really know how to eat it, right?
Even if it's dog food made of gold, it's a fart for the dog not to eat it.
"Well, you can, but everyone controls their dogs, this thing is very tempting to dogs, and it's very magical~!" Ma Hong became the focus of everyone again, and he naturally wouldn't refuse if he was proud.
After the words fell, he handed the dog food to the fashionable girl.
Regarding the matter of god-level dog food, Ye Qiuming naturally wouldn't know when he got home, he didn't say anything all night, and the next morning, as soon as it was dawn, Ye Qiuming couldn't wait to go to the Qinxin Pet Home.
Because early in the morning, Ye Qiuming heard the system prompt that the upgrade was completed.
The upgraded system didn't look any different from before, Ye Qiuming didn't pay attention to it after taking a closer look, but put it in the Qinxin pet store.
He's looking forward to what the system will look like for the pet store.
Walking all the way, holding little Lori in one hand and little Simba in the other, Ye Qiuming bought two breakfasts when he passed by a breakfast stall.
Little Lori was very intimate and took on the task of feeding Ye Qiuming breakfast, so there was a very warm scene of father and daughter filial piety on the trail of Purple Mountain Park, and I only watched it with envy of passers-by.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Ye Qiuming paused, he subconsciously looked left and right, and then looked at the signboard of the Pet God House in front of him with a puzzled expression.
Then his face regained his calmness, and when he was about to take out the key, he saw that the door of the pet store had opened automatically.
"System, this time it's a good job, although the name is a bit like that, but this automatic door opening is still good~!" Ye Qiuming praised in his heart as he walked towards the pet store.
System: "Thanks to your patronage, this consumption of 30 million, the system will be recovered through the host's 50% commission each time~!"
Ye Qiuming: "......"
"When you come out of the system, I promise not to kill you~!" The corners of his mouth twitched, and Ye Qiuming couldn't keep calm anymore.
"Dad, we can't make a mistake, right?" Little Lori's voice suddenly sounded, pulling Ye Qiuming back.
Subconsciously glanced at the little Lori who was staring at the big eyes and the small mouth was slightly open, and then looked at the little Lori's line of sight, and suddenly Ye Qiuming couldn't help but widen his eyes.
"Meow Le Mi~!"
Standing at the door, Ye Qiuming subconsciously exclaimed.
In an instant, he seemed to have entered a small fantasy forest, and he saw that the entire pet store was completely nowhere to be found.
The big trees in the sky hugged by several people covered the sky and the sun, and several roots of various shapes on the ground were intertwined, and at a glance, Ye Qiuming couldn't see the end of this fantasy forest.
These big trees are the main elements of the whole space, and on the trunks of these big trees, you can only see strange-shaped tree holes all over each big tree, these tree holes are the size of a small fist, and the big Ye Qiuming can get into them.
Some unknown vines bloom with small pale blue flowers, which dot the entire interior of the pet store, adding a bit of dreamy feeling.
"These are all true?" Ye Qiuming asked subconsciously.
"Really, this space is a system that uses space folding technology to choose a primeval forest on the planet Gesa to integrate it with the entire pet store, but because the pet store space is limited, now the host can only see farther, but the actual space is limited by the original pet store is only four hundred cubic meters. ”
The system's surprising explanation this time was very detailed, but Ye Qiuming was confused when he heard it.
Space Folding? Fusion?
What the heck?
"This is black technology, right? System, are you sure you won't let me be caught slicing and researching like this?"
Ye Qiuming stepped forward and touched a small blue flower, which was very soft, and a faint nail mark was clearly printed on it with a slight pinch, making him completely sure that the system was indeed not lying, all of this was a real flower and a tree.
"Please rest assured that the system has been reasonably processed so that except for the part in the pet store space, all other spaces are displayed with visual perspective wallpapers. ”
"Huh?" Ye Qiuming was stunned in his heart, subconsciously walked to the door, and took a closer look, and sure enough, as the system said, there were indeed some obvious differences with the space connected to the pet store.
The color is slightly distorted in these places, and when you reach out and touch it, you can even feel the characteristic roughness of the paper.
Looking down at the ground, Ye Qiuming found that the bottom of the original wall was also covered with some light or dark blue flowers and plants, and the blue and green colors were particularly commensurate.
"I feel like it's not bad for me to change my career to sell flowers and plants~!" The upgrade of the pet store was beyond Ye Qiuming's expectations.
He put down the little Lori with big eyes full of little stars, touched the little Lori's mushroom head and said, "That's right, this is your father's place~!"
Ye Qiuming's face was proud, and he was full of confidence when he spoke, but he completely forgot about the system's huge debt of 30 million.
"Wow, Dad, let's go, you have to be spanked if you break into other people's houses, don't be spanked~!" As soon as she landed, Little Lori woke up from her intoxication in an instant.
Then, without thinking about it, he stretched out his fat little hand and took Ye Qiuming's big hand and dragged it outside.
"Stupid worm, this is Dad's territory, who dares to fight insects and ass?" Ye Qiuming scratched the little Lori's nose and said.
"Really?" Blinking her eyes wide, little Lori asked with a look of ignorance.
"Really, it's more real than the ice bullying of insects~!" Ye Qiuming said with a smile on his face.
"Wow, wow, wow~!" As soon as she heard Ye Qiuming's words, Xiao Lori suddenly screamed again and again, and then completely ignored Ye Qiuming, who was covering her ears, and rushed towards the forest with her little short legs.
"Wow, the worm will always live here in the future, the worm is so happy~!"
"This kid~!" Ye Qiuming looked at the back of the little Lori, and couldn't help but smile slightly.
"There won't be any danger in the system here, right?" Ye Qiuming asked slowly following behind Xiao Lori.
For this renovated space, Ye Qiuming has only just come into contact with it, so he is naturally worried that this so-called fusion and folding space will have its original indigenous creatures.
"As long as you don't fall, don't deliberately hit the wall, don't deliberately hit the tree, don't ......" The cold voice of the system seemed to be endless, and all the accidents were listed one by one.
"I finally know the changes after the system upgrade~!"
He found that the system has indeed changed significantly, and when he asked these questions before, the system would never explain to himself, but would only check it by himself with a cold sentence.
"It is estimated that the changes in the system should be more than that, right?" After thinking about it, Ye Qiuming felt that he must not have fully discovered the changes after the system upgrade.
"Bold, human, you have broken into the territory of King Meow~!"
Chapter Twenty-Four: King Meow
"Bold, human, you have broken into the territory of King Meow~!"
A sudden crisp scolding sounded, and Ye Qiuming was suddenly taken aback.
Look left and right, front and back.
"Hmm, no one~!"
When Ye Qiuming's face was inexplicable, his voice suddenly sounded again.
"Stupid human, King Meow is here~!"
Following the voice, the corners of Ye Qiuming's mouth twitched, looking at the yellow and white-veined Chinese pastoral kitten in front of him with most of his body hidden in the tree hole, and the expression on his face suddenly reappeared when he first found Little Simba.
It must be the hole again.
was busy taming little Simba and god-level dog food, and actually forgot about it~!
Hmm? Something seems wrong?
Ye Qiuming clicked his lips and looked at the kitten in front of him with some confusion: "What's wrong?"
"Human, quickly drive out the Wang Xingren in your hand to King Meow, this is King Meow's territory~!"
The immature voice sounded again, Ye Qiuming looked at the yellow and white-striped kitten in front of him, and suddenly had a ghostly expression.
Did the cat speak?
Is this a cat demon?
The kitten was a little restless, looked at Ye Qiuming, and then looked at the little Simba in Ye Qiuming's arms, looking eager to try.
seemed to be ready to pounce on Ye Qiuming from the tree at any time, tearing the Wang Xingren in Ye Qiuming's arms that he hated very much into pieces with his little claws.
"Meow Le, what's going on with the system?" Ye Qiuming subconsciously took two steps back, carefully guarding the kitten in front of him.
He seriously doubted that he had encountered some supernatural event, the cat could speak, and it was so clear, what was it not a demon?
System: "After upgrading, all pets from the system, the host can achieve preliminary language communication through the system~!"
"From the system?language communication?" Ye Qiuming, who was full of confusion, asked rhetorically.
"Yes, this Chinese pastoral kitten comes from the system, and the host can communicate with it in language~!"
Although the system voice was as cold as ever, Ye Qiuming listened a little more comfortably, and when he was staring at the kitten with some curiosity, he heard the system voice sound:
"In addition, a new mission has been released, please complete it as soon as possible~!"
"The task is not in a hurry~!" Ye Qiuming smacked his lips and took a few steps closer to the kitten in front of him and said, "Now I'm more curious about this preliminary exchange?"
After knowing that he hadn't met the cat demon, Ye Qiuming breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and became a little curious, and as he spoke, he moved closer to the trunk of the tree where the kitten was~!
"Meow..... Humans get out of the territory of King Meow~!"
The kitten screamed in extreme fright, and then shrank into the tree hole, only to reappear in a fist-sized hole at the top of the trunk.
The kitten showed its little head from the hole in the tree, stretched its neck and looked at Ye Qiuming: "Human, quickly take this Wang Xingren out of the territory of King Benmeow~!"
The kitten looked extremely uneasy, and its little paws clung to the edge of the hole.
Ye Qiuming: "........"
"Can you understand what I'm saying?" Ye Qiuming said tentatively, and then took a few steps back.
Cats and dogs seem to be natural enemies, especially for Chinese pastoral dogs and Chinese pastoral cats, some cats and dogs are almost to the point of stumbling when they meet.
Seeing Ye Qiuming holding Little Simba back, the kitten hesitated for a while, and went down to the tree hole just now to show its little head, and it could be seen that this kitten didn't like to be on it.
"Meow, human, did you come to King Meow's territory and bring food to King Meow?"
It seemed that Ye Qiuming would not pose a threat to him, this kitten was half-lying at the mouth of the tree hole, and his little tail swept from time to time, not to mention that he really had a bit of the demeanor of the king of the mountain.
"Well, first of all, I have to introduce you, I'm the owner of this place....."
"Meow~!Stupid human, this place has been occupied by King Meow, do you want to challenge King Meow?"
Ye Qiuming: "......"
I originally wanted to introduce myself to this kitten, but I didn't want to just say a word, as if I poked the kitten's reverse scales and exploded in an instant.
Then the kitten began to walk around the entrance of the cave, like a guard patrolling the territory, guarding against Ye Qiuming's invasion.
"Ahem~!" Ye Qiuming was a little embarrassed, he was guarded by an outsider as the owner in his pet shop, but he didn't have anything to say.
"That meow.... King Meow~!" Ye Qiuming complained in his heart, but he had to squeeze out a kind smile and said: "Well, this place belongs to me, but well, I can divide the piece where you are to you~!"
"Meow, this was originally the territory of King Meow~!" the kitten did not compromise in the slightest.
"Okay, okay, your, your~!" Pouting, Ye Qiuming no longer fought with this kitten.
As soon as his heart moved, Ye Qiuming called up the task interface, and as for the preliminary language communication, he also understood a rough idea.
It's like a language translator that translates Ye Qiuming's human language into cat language and then passes it on to kittens, translates kittens' language into human language, and then passes them on to Ye Qiuming.
That's why the system will add a premise before again, pets from the system, in short, pets from the system have this language translation receiving device and translation device, and for non-system pets, they can't communicate with Ye Qiuming.
"It should be the same black technology again~!" Thinking truthfully in his heart, Ye Qiuming paid attention to the new task in his mind.
【Mission】100,000 cats
【Description】A tsundere kitten who calls himself King Meow appears in the host's pet shop, and the host is asked to train it to become a talented, personable, and temperamental new cat under the premise of the second time, to find a new owner who is willing to pay a price of 100,000 yuan for King Meow, and King Meow can accept it.
【Quest Reward】God-level cat food
"Is this a thrift that wants me to monopolize the rations of cats and dogs in the world?" Looking at the character rewards, Ye Qiuming smacked his tongue in his heart.
As mainstream pets, cats and dogs are undoubtedly the mainstream army of pets all over the world, Ye Qiuming, who has seen the power of god-level dog food, is really hard to imagine, after holding all the two in his hands, how many cats and dogs in the world can not be conquered by their god-level cat food and dog food?
"But this task seems to be a bit difficult, huh?" smacking his lips, Ye Qiuming looked at the talented, personable, and temperamental three cat descriptions in his mind, and suddenly couldn't help muttering.
It's easy to understand if you're talented.,Talent is probably selling cute skills.,Or acrobatics.,At most, it's reading and literacy.。
But what about this demeanor and temperament?
Ye Qiuming looked at the kitten that had just been fried, and he still looked a little restless and wary of his kitten, and suddenly felt a messy feeling in the wind.
It is not difficult for a cat that can communicate in language to learn all kinds of knowledge, but how to make it have temperament and demeanor is an unsolvable problem, okay?
Who knows what it means to be a cat with grace and temperament?
And it's really possible for this seemingly extremely cautious meow king to become personable?
The most important thing is that this Chinese pastoral cat can really be sold for 100,000 yuan, and you still need the owner of this meow king's own approval?
"Meow Le, there is a long way to go~!" Ye Qiuming looked at the reward of god-level cat food in his mind, and then looked at King Meow with a headache.