Chapter 45: Educate You for Your Father
Lan Yufeng and Xiao Wu's speed was really not fast, and they finally saw the human smoke after walking for two days, and this so-called human smoke was actually just the fireworks emitted by a few people getting together to roast game.
"Wow, it smells so good. The aroma of barbecue wafted far away, although there was dry food to satisfy hunger, but when she smelled this deliciousness, Xiao Wu's stomach purred again, "Hehe, hehe." Touching her stomach, Xiao Wu smirked embarrassedly.
"Let's go, let's go over and ask for directions," Lan Yufeng scratched Xiao Wu's nose amusedly, and pulled her towards the crowd.
But before they could get closer, the people who had been standing on both sides of the pile suddenly stood in front of them, looking fierce and vicious.
"Stop, who's who?"
"Ah, two big brothers, we want to go to the capital of the Water Spirit Country, but we don't know how to go, I want to come over and ask for the next way, by the way, hehe, I smell the smell of barbecue over there. Xiao Wu's big black jewel-like eyes blinked, looking at the two fierce big men in front of him, he was not afraid at all, but pretended to be very pitiful, the kind of ** for food is self-evident.
"Follow this road all the way south and enter the border of the Water Spirit Country, enter the border, you are asking the people over there. Seeing that it was a little girl who answered, the two looked at each other, and one of them pointed in the direction of the crowd and said, It seems that there is the south.
"Well, we also have a bit of game, can we go over and roast it too." Xiao Wu picked up the game he had caught in the past few days and shook it to the two, if you want to talk about this hunting, the two of them didn't say it, but if you want to talk about this cooking skill, they really don't dare to compliment, originally Lan Yufeng didn't have a barbecue when he was on the earth, but now there is no ingredient, and he is really powerless.
"No, no, no, you guys go quickly, if you don't leave, we're welcome. As soon as the two of them saw that Xiao Wu meant to be close to that side, they immediately regained their fierce expressions and scolded them.
"Hey, senior sister, look, there are two people over there," several people who were barbeconing also noticed the situation here, and looked over here, and one of the little girls pointed to this side and said to the veiled girl next to her.
"What's going on?" sat five men and two women sitting by the fire, and a man dressed in navy blue called over and asked impatiently.
"Young master, a man and a woman came over there, saying that they were going to the capital of the Water Spirit Kingdom, but they still wanted to ,,," The person who came looked up at the veiled girl, and quickly lowered his head, and said hesitantly.
"What else do you want?"
"I want to come over and have a barbecue together. ”
"Poof, it seems that another senior sister's admirer is looking for an opportunity to get close to the senior sister, but it can be regarded as sincere to follow me all the way here," the little girl looked at the veiled girl and smiled wildly, "Senior sister, do you want to call them over?" Haha"
"You stinky girl, make fun of me again, and see if I tear your mouth apart later. The veiled girl gave the little girl a blank look and leaned into her ear and threatened.
"Hey, my senior sister threatened me, you guys don't go over there to deal with it, do you want to get my senior sister's heart. The little girl changed her face quickly, and here she laughed at the veiled girl, giggling, and turned her face to the other men sitting around the fire.
"It's supposed for us to deal with it, the Holy Maiden and Senior Sister Yue will take a short rest, and then come back to barbecue delicious food when we send them away. This time the answer was different from the impatient face of the young man in Chinese clothes just now, on the contrary, this person was dressed in white, cranked a folding fan, stood up and arched his hand to the two young ladies, showing a gentlemanly demeanor.
"I want to see which toad is trying to beat the idea of the saint, hum!" The boy in the costume couldn't bear it anymore, stood up, and followed.
"Don't hurt people. At this time, the veiled girl suddenly reminded.
"This is natural, forgive them and don't dare to do anything with us, otherwise, they will make them look good. Putting down this sentence, the young man in the costume stopped being verbose and quickly followed.
"This son, we have a private party ahead, and I don't want anyone else to disturb you, I think you should take a detour. ”
Lan Yufeng looked at the person who was talking in front of him, with long hair in a bun at will, dressed in white clothes fluttering, folding fans swaying gently, no matter which word he said, he was always smiling perfectly, although he looked very personable, but if he explored carefully, he would find that he was not an anti-dog, and deliberately wanted to learn freely, in fact, he was a wealthy son at first glance, after old-fashioned etiquette education, although the dress looked free and uninhibited, but his behavior and facial expressions were very restrained, and he looked very contrived.
Smiling slightly, Lan Yufeng also arched his hand, "This son is polite, we have no intention of disturbing, but when we first arrived here, we are a little unfamiliar with the terrain, and I want to ask the direction of the capital of the Water Spirit Kingdom, if there is any presumptuousness, please forgive me." ”
Pretending to be a gentleman, selling politeness? Who wouldn't, Lao Tzu grew up watching costume dramas, Lan Yufeng was proud, but his face was like a spring breeze, although the style was not commensurate with the fancy clothes, but the demeanor did not let the man in white in front of him at all.
"What nonsense to talk to him? This kind of person also deserves to talk to us, hum, a toad, and wants to get close to the saint, if it weren't for the saint's daughter, your father and mother I beat wouldn't know you!"
"Get out of here, don't spoil your interest, disturb the saint, I want your life. ”
"Hey, you're unreasonable, why are you still scolding, this road is not your family's, why let us go, don't you want to be ashamed. Lan Yufeng has not yet attacked, Xiao Wu is anxious first, she has grown up in the village since she was a child, she has seen such a person, when has she been so angry, at this time, she only feels that the man in front of her is extremely hateful, and she can't wait to go up and scratch twice to relieve her hatred.
"Hey, the little girl dares to talk to my son like this, it's really a spicy thing, if it weren't for the fact that you are a little girl, you dare to talk to my son like this, you will never be able to speak in the future. ”
"You!" Xiao Wu jumped to her feet angrily, pointing at the boy in a gorgeous costume and couldn't speak, this quarrel, she has been favored since she was a child, and she has not experienced it a few times, it is really inexperienced.
"Xiao Wu," Lan Yufeng grabbed Xiao Wu's hand and took her behind him, stopping her from continuing to reason with them, for fear that she would suffer, although he was indeed angry by the other party's attitude, but when he was on Earth, as a special soldier, he was not without the anger of the rich, but he still endured it, not to mention that the other party was too powerful, if it really clashed, he would not be able to take advantage of it, but he might suffer a great loss.
"It's my sister who is ignorant, so let's take a detour, disturb the place, and look at Haihan. With that, Lan Yufeng pulled Xiao Wu, who was still noisy, and prepared to leave.
"Brother Lan!" Xiao Wu was very unconvinced, and was even more angry when she saw Da Lan so compromised.
"It's pretty much the same, even if you know the current affairs, go back and let your father and mother teach you how to mix when you come out, otherwise one day your life will be gone, and when you die and don't know how to die, your father and mother will regret it too late! Alas, it's really a disappointment. Seeing that the other party was sent away by him in a few words, he felt that he must have a lot of face in the holy woman, and glanced at the man in white proudly, and was ready to ridicule a few more words.
"Well, say a few words, and let the saint see the joke. The man in white did not know what was in his heart, and before he could wait for him, he went first to the fire.
"What did you just say, you say your words again!" Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, Lan Yufeng suddenly stopped, stared at the man in Chinese clothes and said through gritted teeth.
"I said let you go back and ask your father and mother well, did you educate you well, anyone dares to touch it, anyone dares to provoke it! Why, are you not convinced?"
"I'll educate your father and mother about how to fart now!" "Parents who are far away in the other world are Lan Yufeng's reverse scales, and they were uncovered by the man in Chinese clothes without any scruples, Lan Yufeng finally lost his senses, and this sentence blurted out.
"What?!" The man in the fancy dress looked at the man in linen clothes in disbelief as if he didn't believe his ears.
"I said that I will educate you for your father and mother now!" After saying that, Lan Yufeng suddenly deceived himself like a ghost.