Chapter 83: Who Gets Drunk Whom

The sun had set, and there was only a thin layer of afterglow left on the horizon.

The killer was thrown on a small bamboo raft, and a penny pushed it into the lake.

This is the artificial small lake in the north of Panlongju, and it is also the place where Murong Hong raised dragon balls before.

Why do you want to dispose of the killer's body like this? Is it so humane that you should give him a "water burial"?

Of course not, because the sun has already set, and the small lake at night is not the same as the daytime.

Without the sunlight, the surface of the lake is still sparkling, and the light source does not come from the sky, but from the bottom of the lake.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" came to "see off" the killer were two men in black, one of whom hurriedly urged to leave when he saw that the bamboo raft had floated three meters away.

"Push it a little further. Another man in black said, "In case ......"

"Oh, what's in case?" The man in black at the beginning turned around and left: "If you don't leave, let's not think about leaving." ”

"Okay......"

The two men in black glanced at Xiaohu in fear and hurriedly left.

Just as the two of them left, the lake began to bubble, and two faint green rays of light came out of the water and focused on the bamboo raft.

A whirlpool began to appear in the center of the lake, and the whirlpool grew larger and larger, and the bamboo raft began to float towards the whirlpool.

"Ding. ”

The mobile phone that was close to the killer's arms rang, and a voice automatically read the content of the text message:

"It's a pity that number 539, the order was not completed, and your upgrade level failed. We don't need losers, so your abilities will be taken back. ”

"Ahem...... Ah, I know. The killer who had been "dead" for a long time suddenly opened his eyes and calmly looked at the whirlpool that was getting closer and closer: "For the sake of my face that I have completed so many missions before, don't let me die here, okay?"

He is still in the state of "corpse" at the moment, in fact, he has not been "dead" just now - he is a dead corpse, how can he die?

But the text message says that the mission has failed, and the ability is about to be reclaimed, that is, he will gradually turn back into human flesh and blood, and his heart is rotten, and he will soon actually die.

"Ding. ”

"You are the quietest killer I have ever served, you have very few words, you have a beautiful job, your last little care, let me promise you, but there is a price, before you die completely, you must complete the last 'dance of death', and then kill anyone, in return, how about it?"

"I promise. "The killer felt the pain all over his body getting worse and worse as his body warmed up and his stiff muscles began to regain their elasticity.

"Ding"

"Throw your phone into that whirlpool. The voice of the text message came.

The killer did so with his remaining left arm and threw the phone into the whirlpool.

3 seconds later, a white-gold strong light suddenly appeared at the bottom of the lake, the entire lake suddenly uplifted, and then exploded, the bamboo raft shattered, and the killer was rushed into the air by a column of water and flew into the distance, and this small artificial lake was completely dried up, not only was there no drip left, but the silt at the bottom of the lake was also burned into ceramic-like crystals by the terrifying high temperature.

A black mass of unidentified creatures was completely carbonized and collapsed at the bottom of the lake, and only its stumps could be seen from its scarcass, and its original size must have been very large.

This terrifying explosion did not produce any sound, but it caused a 3.1 magnitude earthquake in the entire city of Longcang and the surrounding area.

............

Zhao Xu took Ji Yun to masturbate.

"Sheep Barbecue" is a kebab shop he often comes to, where the sheep are freshly slaughtered, cut and sold, and the owner is warm and generous, so it is very popular.

"Brother Ji, come, sit!" Zhao Xu pressed Ji Yun with a bitter face and sat down, this guy tried to break free and escape many times halfway, but was caught by Zhao Xu.

"What do you want to order? Meat skewers, kidneys, grilled vegetables, lamb tongue, lamb whip and lamb chops, beer and red wine and burning knives, you just have to order!" A middle-aged aunt came over with a small notebook, she is the proprietress here, the boss is responsible for selling meat, and the proprietress is responsible for placing orders and collecting money.

"Boss, first come 100 skewers of mutton, 30 skewers of lamb kidneys, it's cold, burn knives to bring two bottles, warm us, and a little bit of other vegetables." Zhao Xu nodded skillfully, and looked at Ji Yun, who bowed his head and didn't speak: "What, little brother, did your master say that you can't eat meat?"

“...... I'm not a monk. Ji Yun muttered.

"Okay, roast 6 lamb whips and a bowl of lamb liver soup for my little brother!" Zhao Xu said to the proprietress.

"Okay!" the proprietress smiled and nodded, "Xiao Zhao is taking care of our business, and today will give you 85% off as usual, eat and drink well!"

"......" Ji Yun shook his hand for a long time and said that he didn't eat sheep whips, but the proprietress didn't see it, humming a song and twisting her fat buttocks and leaving.

Because he was a regular customer, the food was served quickly, and Zhao Xu poured Ji Yun a glass of hot wine first: "Come, brother, it's not easy for you to come all the way to see me, I'll give you a glass!"

"I ...... I don't drink. Ji Yun said embarrassedly.

"Who is born drinking? Come, take a sip first, and make sure you warm up immediately...... Don't be awkward, you're not a monk, right?" Zhao Xu stuffed the wine glass into Ji Yun's hand.

Ji Yun looked at Zhao Xu who was smiling, and sighed, he was not a fool, of course he could see that Zhao Xu wanted to get him drunk and then trick him.

Since he knew that he would not be able to escape for a while, he let it go - of course he would drink, just pretending, and the other day, didn't he drink the tomb robber in a bar?

Pretending not to drink, letting others have the idea of bullying the weak, and then letting others persuade themselves to drink arrogantly, and finally others pretending to be too much to fall, this is the highest meaning of the wine table game - pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

"Little brother, how old am I when I am older than you, so I won't bully you, in this way, how about I drink one cup and you drink a third?" Sure enough, Ji Yun heard Zhao Xu say what he wanted to hear.

“...... All right. He reluctantly held the wine glass and touched it with Zhao Xu.

Zhao Xu really raised his head and swallowed a glass of wine, Ji Yun's eyes flashed, he took a small sip, and pretended to cough a few times - I have to say that this wine seems to be really strong.

"Come, eat skewers!" Zhao Xu gave Ji Yun a skewer and ate it in a big gulp.

Ji Yun looked at him with a rough style, and thought that the IQ of the pride of the sky was nothing more than that, and he couldn't even see that I was acting.

"Come, do it!" Zhao Xu toasted and drank from time to time, and the two bottles of wine quickly bottomed out: "Boss, add wine!"

"It's coming!" The proprietress ran over with a large porcelain bottle: "This is my family's own rice wine, I have already heated it, and the two of you will use it slowly." After speaking, he winked at Zhao Xu.

Zhao Xu finished the wine and took off the rice bowl covered with the mouth of the porcelain bottle: "Little brother, what about me, use the bowl, you still use the small wine glass, this time I drink a bowl, you drink a cup, how about it?"

A trace of blush had already appeared on Ji Yun's cheeks, and he felt that the wine just now seemed to be a little stamina, but when he heard Zhao Xu speak, he had already started to have a big tongue, so he quickly nodded - in his opinion, Zhao Xu would almost pour two more bowls, and when he wanted to leave, who else could stop him?

.........

More than twenty minutes later.

The chips are staggered, the cups and plates are messy, and the bamboo sticks are vertical and horizontal.

Ji Yun's face was snoring in the big bowl of mutton liver soup, while Zhao Xu was cross-legged between his teeth and picking his teeth, how could there be a trace of drunkenness?

Now he will be completely digested no matter what he eats and drinks, and he doesn't even have and pee fart.

Not to mention such a little wine, even if he drinks a tank of industrial alcohol, he won't even burp, and there is no one in this world who can compare with him.

Occasionally, he will also bring the company's customers here to experience the "Longcang people's alley culture", and by the way, talk about business at the wine table, and the proprietress and him can't be more familiar - when Zhao Xu was about to burn the knife wine just now, he said that he wanted to "heat it up", which was a code, in fact, it was a distilled high-grade liquor.

"Xiao Zhao, go into the back room, the hot towel and spittoon have been prepared for you. The proprietress helped Ji Yun up from the soup bowl and whispered to Zhao Xu.

"Thank you, boss!" Zhao Xu stood up, helped Ji Yun up and said.

"What's polite? The last time our store was falsely accused and reported, if you didn't know someone, it would have been closed a long time ago. The proprietress replied with a grin.

Zhao Xu smiled and didn't speak, and suddenly heard a commotion on the street behind him:

"Woohoo!"