Of course, no matter how actively the elements try to escape, they still can't change their doomed fate, after all, this is a malice from the will of the universe, if it can be eliminated so simply, then the will of the universe is too weak, after all, this is the will of the universe!

It is the supreme existence of the entire universe, although the system cannot completely control the entire universe, but it is still an invincible existence, it can be said that unless the outer universe interferes, who will be the opponent of the will of the universe!

The resistance of the elements is just the product of their wishful thinking, just like those who shout that my life is up to me, they are just self-righteous people, if the gods really see that you are not happy, then a thunderbolt will strike, what will you have left!

Just like the elements are now, it is really possible to fall on the ground with a big heel when walking, the fire element can encounter a big water eruption halfway through, the fire element can encounter a volcanic eruption on the way, etc., it can be said that the whole world is full of malice, if it is not for the element to rely on its own hard power, and the system is not enough to control these details now, the element is basically mortal, after all, if it cannot absorb the surrounding elemental energy supplement, how long can the fire element last in the great flood, and how long can the water element survive in the magma

(That's all I can do today, I've been very busy lately, my dad was injured and asked the boss to claim a lawsuit, Nima, the court fee is 10,000, the lawyer's fee is more than 10,000, and I'm still running around today, I'm tired and half dead, no, I'm going to sleep, good night everyone, otherwise I guess I won't be able to get up tomorrow)

Iceland, with a population of 330,000, can select 11 players to play in the World Cup. On the other hand, a certain big country has a population of more than one billion, but it can't make it to the World Cup! I really feel ashamed for India!

Have surgery for hemorrhoids.

Doctor: Have you been here before?

Me: yes, I checked it a year ago.

Doctor: I said, I don't recognize your face, but you recognize it when you look at your buttocks.

I...

I wasn't at home yesterday, and my brother took my pen to write his summer homework, and he didn't know that it was the magic pen I used to copy the notebook, which means that the handwriting will disappear two hours after writing. I can't imagine the teacher's expression when my brother handed in his homework today.

Our English teacher has a bad memory (female), and one day in class, she found that she forgot to take the book, and said, "I'm really big-breasted!" and I said, "Big breasts and no brains, you have to be big-chested" and the whole class looked at me silently.

Anyway, I'm still standing at the school gate.

Student A: What is the power of language?B: I don't want to copy the answer after reading it. A: What about math? B: I can't copy the answers. A: What about English? B: I don't want to copy the answer after reading it, and I can't copy the answer.

Today, a female colleague pinched my thigh and said with a smile: Yo, young man, I am in good health, but I am not wearing autumn pants!

Bad jokes

chatting with a female colleague, looking at her chest from time to time, and finally couldn't help but say: "You take off your clothes and touch me, I'll give you 1,000 yuan!"

She lowered her head and struggled for a moment, then said in an inaudible voice, "Hmm." ”

After taking it off, I looked at it for a long time, until she shyly said to me, "You still can't touch it?"

I said calmly, "You better put it on, I forgot to bring money today."

On the road, I met a man who robbed a girl, and he was angry, so he kicked down the man and snatched the girl's bag

Once upon a time, I had a special 2 classmate who said, "I like Wei Yan so much." When asked why, he said: "Because if Wei Yan hadn't stepped on the ever-bright lamp, Zhuge Liang wouldn't have died, Zhuge Liang wouldn't have died, and if Shu didn't die, Shu would have unified the world, so how could we still have New China?"

1. When I got up in the morning, I rummaged through the cabinets to find my pair of shoes that rarely wore leather shoes, and I asked my wife: Have you seen my old leather shoes?

She: It's so old, it's all thrown away!

I'm in a hurry: Wife, I'm not talking about you, although the shoes are old, they can still be worn, after all, it is better to save a little life! I'll pick them up.

She: I didn't notice that you were still a dramatist, I took out the money in the shoes.

I...

2. When I woke up in the morning, I was getting dressed. My husband suddenly provoked trouble and quarreled with me, saying, you wear low-cut clothes all day long, do you have a leg with your boss?!

I didn't suppress the fire at the time, pointed at him and scolded: You are stupid, you don't wear low-cut clothes, how can someone give me a seat on the bus!

3. At more than eleven o'clock at night, when I was ready to go to bed, my wife had to pull me to run on a whim, and just ran to the gate of the community, "Let's go, sit next to me and rest for a while." She pointed to the barbecue stand and said...

4, the wife lay in her husband's arms and said coquettishly: "Husband, so many blind dates don't look down on me, so you don't dislike me!"

I thought he would say something to praise me, but this thing looked up and said, "I don't want anyone either, we are a perfect match!"

5. If there is an air conditioner, Pan Jinlian will not open the window, if she does not open the window, she will not meet Ximenqing, and if she does not meet Ximenqing, Dalang will not be poisoned on Valentine's Day...

Summer is coming, whether you have money or not, it is necessary to install an air conditioner, so as not to open the windows of the daughter-in-law at home!

1. "Why do you give so much emotional advice to others, and you are still a single dog?"

"When did you see a coach come off the pitch and get involved in a game?"

2. When I went to cut my hair just now, the barber tied my scarf and looked at me and said, "Beauty, your eyes are so big!"

I said, "It's not that I have big eyes, but if you tighten tighter, I can still stick my tongue out... ”

3. I have a little sister who is a friend of mine, and after chatting for a few days, I found that I seem to like her.

She is gentle, beautiful and understanding, and the key is that she is very kind...

If it weren't for what she said to me today, I felt like I would have really fallen in love with her, and in the morning she asked me: Do you like tea?

4. My boyfriend called and said, "Do you miss me?"

Me: "I don't want to. ”

Boyfriend: "What's the matter, is it past the freshness period?"

Me: "Things have a shelf life, and you're not a thing!"

Boyfriend...

5. I earned money outside and bought a new car to return home. My brother greeted me from afar, still in the same tattered clothes.

When he got into the car, he blinked and looked up and down, his ass twisting uneasily, and muttered, "It's good." Do you think your ass is upset?"

I said, "How can it, this car is more than 300,000 yuan, and I don't feel bumpy at all." ”

"Oh, that's good. I took the villagers to grow vegetables in greenhouses, and earned more than 100,000 yuan, and they all built this road. ”

I...

1. Human beings have developed from thinking about whether they are the center of the universe to thinking about whether they really exist.

2. There are a lot of things that you can't figure out at the time, don't worry, if you think about it after a while, you won't be able to remember.

3. One of the judging criteria for middle-aged men is whether answering the phone and saying "Hey" is the second or fourth tone, the second tone is youth, and the fourth tone is middle-aged.