Chapter 67: Put My 'Balls' Down

In the ticket office, although Lu Qiuyi looked a little confused, after a long time of contact, Lu Yu also understood that the other party was not the kind of obedient person, and the other party on the contrary was also very smart.

It's just that sometimes I always want to perform better in front of people I see for the first time, such as colleagues, leaders, elders or something, and always try my best to show my good side, but I don't expect to do too much, but it is self-defeating, leaving a bad impression on others.

"Let me see, what kind of local product is inside, so mysterious, is it an invincible delicious, will it be fragrant after opening, so I have to go back to open it." ”

The imagination of foodies is simply breaking through the sky, the more Lu Qiuyi says, the more he looks forward to it, the more he talks, the more excited he becomes, his eyes are focused on the souvenirs of the paper bag, and the whole person has sunk into his own imagination.

The person sitting on the transfer has unconsciously turned to the back of the window, dragging the souvenir with one hand, and the other hand slowly, with five fingers, stretching towards the souvenir paper package.

However, just as her hand touched the paper package and grabbed a corner to open it, the door to the ticket office was opened.

"Lu Qiuyi, are you busy, there are some things I want to discuss with you. ”

When she found that the things in her hands fell off, she hurriedly turned her head, wanting to reach out to catch it, and her hands that were quickly stretched out were like 'Ben Thunder and Lightning' (bragging B who wouldn't), but the distance between her hands and the local products was so far away, just a short distance of 50 centimeters, like the separation between heaven and earth, which always made it difficult for her to reach in time, I don't know how long time has passed, in short, in Lu Qiuyi's eyes, it is very long, so long that she feels that she is old.

Lu Yu, who opened the door, saw Lu Qiuyi turn his head, his hands shook, and the sustenance fell to the ground with such a 'snap', scattered into several pieces, and then looked at him with a resentful face.

"You accompany me as a souvenir. Lu Qiuyi stood up from the chair and said angrily.

Lu Yu glanced at the souvenirs on the ground, and then said to her with a normal face: "Hmm, isn't it just broken, sustenances, normal, this thing is meant to be eaten in pieces, and the whole thing will choke when eaten, just wash it, it tastes better when eaten with water." ”

"Really?" Lu Qiu looked at Lu Yu suspiciously.

"Of course it's true, will the director deceive people, everyone in Feizhou eats like this. Lu Yu is serious.

Lu Qiuyi became happy again when she heard this, a smile appeared on her face, and then she bent down to pick up the souvenirs, but when she picked up the souvenirs and put them in front of her eyes, her face suddenly became extremely gloomy.

Lu Yu didn't notice the change in Lu Qiuyi at all, looking at Lu Qiuyi who picked up the souvenir, Lu Yu held back a smile, and still said seriously: "Look, the director didn't lie to you, there are absolutely no local products in Feizhou, and there is absolutely no other place." ”

"Bastard Principal, get out of here, get out of here, I don't want to see you again. Lu Qiuyi burst into flames, and directly smashed the native product in his hand at Lu Yu.

Lu Yu hurriedly dodged, and at the same time said: "Hey, hey, this is really a souvenir, you asked me to bring it, my sister-in-law is not bullied, Feizhou is very famous." ”

Lu Qiuyi is a big foodie, how could he not know about such a thing as souvenirs, but he didn't think about it at first, but he didn't expect Lu Yu to really bring him back souvenirs.

"You also said, get out, I don't want to see you again. After Lu Qiuyi finished speaking, he turned his head and didn't look back at what Lu Yu said.

Lu Yu walked up to Lu Qiuyi, "Don't be angry, can't you just make a joke, besides, this is really a local specialty." ”

"Hmph. Lu Qiuyi snorted coldly and turned around.

Seeing that he was really people off, Lu Yu immediately took out a bag of things from his pocket and shook it, "Look what this is." ”

Lu Qiuyi listened to the sound, like the impact of food, and was a little moved, but she still held back.

"So determined?"

Seeing that this trick didn't work, Lu Yu took out an egg from the pocket on the other side again, and knocked it on the table with 'duang, duang, duang'.

"Ah, this is the most authentic roasted ostrich egg in Feizhou, although it is cold, but it still smells so fragrant, and this local cashew nut in Feizhou, ah, it is delicious, hey, it was originally for someone to eat, but unfortunately someone doesn't want to eat it, it can only be cheap for me, I can't help it, take a bite first." Lu Yu pretended to be eating.

But I only heard the sound of swallowing saliva, and then I heard a roar.

"Put the balls down for me, that's mine. ”

Seeing that Lu Yu picked up the cashew nuts again, Lu Qiuyi shouted again: "That waist is also mine, let me put it down." ”

Lu Qiuyi's eyes erupted with fire, and he got up from the chair and quickly snatched the food from Lu Yu's hand.

"How's it, it's delicious, how can the director lie to people, isn't it? ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh~ hum. Lu Qiuyi was eating happily, where did he pay attention to Lu Yu's words, and then he felt that he was still angry, so he directly turned his mouth and turned around again.

"I'm telling you, you don't want me to 。。。。。 with these things alone Of course, I forgive the principal, and by the way, the meat in your hand must have been brought to me. Lu Qiuyi saw that the food Lu Yu had just taken out was about to be withdrawn, so he hurriedly changed his words.

After eating the delicious souvenirs, Lu Qiuyi burped without regard to the image, and did not forget to add a finger.

"Wow, you're a big girl, just eating, don't you want to be so disgusting. ”

Lu Qiuyi will only show such a casual appearance in front of very familiar people, to say that Lu Qiuyi is really a little strange, a beautiful girl who has stepped into society can still maintain such a character, it is really surprising to Lu Yu.

"If you want to take care of it, what you brought me is mine, you can't control it, nothing to offer affection is either treachery or theft, let's say, what needs the help of the fairy Ben Dalu, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, chivalry and justice. ”

'Look at your stinky beauty. Lu Yu muttered for a moment, and then said with a smile: "That's, that's, it's not a new animal that has come recently, and it's going to simply rebuild the venue, it will take a while, I think that the zoo has been so half-dead and it's not a way, it's okay, aren't you a graduate of Communication University, I wonder about the appearance and 'wisdom' of our zoo, whether we can take advantage of this limelight and promote the zoo." ”

"Oh!!!"

Lu Yu also echoed: "Well, yes, that's it. ”

Who knew that Lu Qiuyi stayed up for a long time and said: "Mind my, the boss who has to grind and chirp every souvenir, if the zoo is really popular, I don't think I will get any rewards, so you better figure it out yourself." ”

"I'm rubbing, so ruthless? If the zoo is on fire, there will be more tourists, are you still afraid that I won't give you a reward?" Lu Yu asked rhetorically.

Lu Qiuyi looked at Lu Yu and raised a finger one after another and said, "The zoo is on fire, the tickets are sold more, and the income is high, will my salary rise?"

"Absolutely. Lu Yu said firmly.

"Will my treatment get better? Lu Qiuyi raised a second finger and said.

"Isn't this nonsense, no one can be disadvantaged by our appearance, 'wisdom' and beauty. Lu Yu gently pushed Lu Qiuyi's shoulder.

"Disgusting, will you recruit people again in the end, stay here alone all day and suffocate to death, you went out last time, and Uncle Wu was busy and no one spoke. Lu Qiuyi felt a little bored when she thought of sitting in front of the window and waiting for someone every day.

"I'll rub it, won't you let me give you some holidays or something. ”

"It's useless to ask for holidays, I don't know anyone in the mountain city, and I'm not alone on vacation. Lu Qiuyi said with an indifferent face.

Lu Yu wondered again, do you have to go out to play on holidays, "Don't you want to go home to see? ”

"Go home, what are you doing when you go home, what's the point, it's not about those stinky faces, it's all dead. Looking at Lu Yu's terrifying eyes looking at her, Lu Qiuyi hurriedly pulled back the hand that was pressing on the ostrich eggshell.

At the same time, he smiled and said to Lu Yu: "Since you can meet my conditions, then the head of the garden, you should work hard, and I will wait for you to achieve it immediately." ”