Chapter 10: Let's Start Your Cool Face-Slapping Journey!

"Okay......" Wang Yan hesitated, didn't make it difficult to force others, packed the ten sets of clothes into the package, habitually rubbed his nose, slapped his face twice, and smiled.

I'm about to start my cool pretend journey, and I'm a little excited to think about it!

"Can you not go?" Wang Yan's soft voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"No!" Wang Yan shook off his hair, which had been cut long and short, and roared in high spirits, "No one can stop my unrestrained pretending heart!"

"Please bring a few soldier ants for self-defense. Seeing that Wang Yan could not be persuaded by the system, the system had to retreat and suggested that Wang Yan bring soldier ants in case of emergency.

"No need!" Wang Yan waved his hand, "I am the protagonist, I have the aura of the protagonist, of course, it is a ...... to kill gods and ghosts."

The system is down again.

According to bees who went to explore the way, for nearly a month, the north has been dumping garbage into the sea, and huge garbage mountains have connected the garbage island with the mainland peninsula in the distance, so it is theoretically possible to reach the land directly on foot.

Wang Yan really couldn't bear to live alone on this lonely and hot garbage island, so from the moment he got the bee's receipt message, he jumped up and down like a monkey with a red butt burned on a hot pot, restless.

So when he saw the spider silk glass and bedding made of spider silk, he was so excited that both eyes lit up.

Otherwise, go empty-handed, what to pretend?

This is reasonable, we don't pretend to be secret......

Wang Yan smirked as he walked, and as the little bee said, after bypassing the huge garbage island in the far north, which was hundreds of meters high, the outline of a coastal city appeared in the distance.

High-rise buildings, roads, chimneys...... Everything was shrouded in a thin mist, looming.

Wang Yan stood on the high garbage mountain, took a deep breath, and roared angrily, I am here in this world!

Then he bent down and coughed for three minutes.

This air ...... It's so special! One puff is equivalent to smoking ten cigarettes in a row! Life is reduced by 60 seconds!

Wang Yan stared at the scorching sun, with a broken straw hat with a leaky top on his head, a crutch in his hand, and a snakeskin bag on his body......

This shape, no matter how you look at it, can't pretend to be an earth-shattering character, but it looks like a little old man picking up rags.

"System, why didn't you let me go to the city just now?" The journey was boring, and Wang Yan had a ride with the system to relieve the loneliness of the journey.

"The system is worried that once the master starts pretending, the world will never be at peace. The system replied calmly.

Wang Yan felt that this answer was both novel and appropriate, and after all, he knew himself best, except for his brother Wang Jie, it was the system in his head!

"NO!" However, Wang Yan has a different opinion on the system.

"Actually, I'm not good at pretending to be forced, because ......" seemed to emphasize his point of view to the system, Wang Yan coughed lightly and said lightly, "I'm already very good." ”

"There is one less word 'blow' in this sentence...... "The system said unceremoniously sarcastically.

"If you are so black, your master will have no friends!" Wang Yan blushed and warned, and the system let out a mechanical smile, "The system doesn't need friends, it's enough for the system to have a master." ”

"This sentence is so warm to me, how good it would be if you were a big beauty......" Wang Yan was so moved that he wiped his tears, "Then we can sit down and discuss the true meaning of friendship in depth......

Wang Yan and the system are arguing with each other, but it seems that the journey is not so lonely, I don't know how long I walked, I suddenly looked up, and at the end of the mountains in the distance, there were countless towering buildings, and the destination had arrived.

"Liyang people...... Welcome ......" Wang Yan narrowed his eyes and carefully identified the huge sign standing on the mountain in the distance, he finally saw clearly, it turned out to be Chinese characters, and he was still welcome.

"I'll just say, I'm here purely by providence. Wang Yan smacked his teeth proudly, took off his straw hat and fanned the wind, pointed to the plaque in the distance and said, "Look, this is not written like this, the people of Liyang welcome you, tsk, it is you who are still used, honorific title, how polite!"

The system is down again.

After getting off this mountain, there was a highway around the city, Wang Yan trotted all the way with his bag on his back, avoiding the roar of the little old man who maintained the road, and the rows of buildings in front of him finally appeared in front of him.

It's been a month and a half, it's been a month and a half!

When Wang Yan saw these buildings, pedestrians, and cars, he was so excited that he almost didn't cry.

I held back for a month and a half on the deserted garbage island, eating stewed corn and various fruits every day, which almost forced this civilized, polite, and meat-loving five-good young man into a monkey!

Now that he has finally seen the light of modern civilization again, how can he not be excited?

But excitement is excitement, and standing in the middle of the road and touching porcelain is not a good behavior.

"You're deaf, get out!" a private car owner yelled at Wang Yan, who was standing in the middle of the road and shedding tears at a building, and Wang Yan realized that his behavior of occupying the road was not good, and hurriedly took a step back and retreated to the side of the road.

In a row of small bungalows facing the street, there is a melodious "first snow ...... of 2002"

On the big screen of the bathing center with a flashing red light opposite, Xiaoyanzi and the fifth elder brother were bouncing around inside and pretending to be crazy and stupid......

"System, which parallel world are we traversing?" Wang Yan has a sense of time and space disorder, this is a fucking parallel world?

"We have traveled to a parallel plane of Earth that has not yet seen the end of the world......," said System Gloom, "After 2012, Earth collided with Nemesis and exploded, and all souls were placed in an illusory three-dimensional space to maintain a spiritual existence......

"Are you saying that the earth after 2012 no longer exists?" Wang Yan shuddered with fright, is this true? I am an honest person, don't lie to me!

"In principle, the soul still exists, but the body has become a virtual ......body," the system replied slowly, "and the parallel world we live in is a plane that continues to exist without collision, so everything in it is real." ”

The words of Wang Yan confused his mind, but if you think about it carefully, what difference does it make, after all, he is no longer in the original plane now.

But he was still a little disappointed, after all......

Ancient poems, film and television dramas, and cartoon stories are all here, how can I pretend to be slapped in the face!

"Calm, calm...... Wang Yan patted his face and smiled, there is a difference, for example, this oak city has never been on the map before.

"I hope that the IQ of the people here is as low as paramecium...... Wang Yan clasped his hands together and prayed to God and Buddha, but he didn't think whether this so-called wish God and Buddha would agree.

The road turned around three times and turned around, and finally a farmer's market appeared in front of him, Wang Yan was overjoyed, and trotted all the way over, but was stopped by several big men.

", if you want to eat, you want to go!" As soon as the big man shook his hand, he threw Wang Yan on his heels, he got up from the ground and sneered, dare to move your Uncle Wang, you are really blind!

"Go, give him something to taste!" Wang Yan took out a soldier ant from his pocket, held it in the palm of his hand, and gave an order.