"You mean, I hit my head with a beer bottle?"

Li Mo stared at Zhou Ling, his brows furrowed, his face full of incredulity, and then he was puzzled: "But why should I smash my head?"

Zhou Ling tried to hold back a smile and told what happened last night, "After you came back last night, you started to play drunk. You say that you know how to do Shaolin iron head skills, but the boss doesn't believe them, so you have to show us. Then he took a bottle of beer and smashed it on his head. By the way, you seem to be still live streaming with your boss's mobile phone. ”

"Shaolin... Iron Head Gong?" Li Mo was dumbfounded, unable to accept this fact for a while.

Ye Xuan on the side couldn't help it, he held his stomach and laughed for a long time, and finally stopped laughing, he stretched out his thumb at Li Mo and admired: "Good girl, Mozi, you are too beautiful!"

But soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"I treat Shu Ran as Gao Yuanyuan, and I pull her with a dead face to ask for an autograph?"

"yes, it was funny. Zhou Ling nodded and continued: "Sister Shu Ran really had no choice, so she wrote a random signature. Then you pulled her to sing and dance, and finally told her to come to play often in the future, and don't forget you if you have any movie roles. ”

"Did I broadcast live at the time?" Ye Xuan asked, holding on to the last glimmer of hope.

"Yes, more than 100,000 spectators are watching!"

It's over, this black history is probably not whitewashed.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and logged in to his Weibo. When I saw the message below, my face was suddenly full of black lines.

"Obediently, Sao is still the patriarch. ”

"This stalk can laugh for a year. ”

"Shaolin Iron Head Gong, just ask if you are afraid. ”

"Haha, Gao Yuanyuan cried and fainted in the toilet. ”

"Hey, the patriarch is going to enter the entertainment industry. ”

"No, I'm going to watch the live recording again, it's too funny. ”

"Sell Gao Yuanyuan's signature, three yuan a piece, three ten yuan three. ”

What is this T called?

......

Li Mo is gone, and Lin Chuan is also gone.

An iron head, a women's clothing boss, it is estimated that in the near future, these two second-class goods will not show their heads again.

The two of them could leave, but Ye Xuan couldn't.

Since the events of that day, the eyes of Zhou Ling and the others have changed when they look at him, and they have become very strange, sometimes looking at them, and covering their mouths and snickering. As for Shu Ran, every time I saw him, I didn't have a good face.

In order to avoid embarrassment, Ye Xuan had to lock himself in the bedroom on the third floor, ignoring what was going on outside the window, and concentrating on work.

Not to mention, this ostrich-like approach is very effective. Soon he forgot about these things and his mind was full of work.

The first is the selection of live broadcast locations, the locations he selected in the first four episodes are very particular, and there are traces to follow, in order they are primeval rainforests, deserts, tropical desert islands, and savannas. The environment of each episode is completely different and has its own characteristics.

In this order, the location of the next issue will be a new environment, originally he planned to set it as a wetland swamp, but after obtaining the complete skill of Deep Cold Blood, he had a new idea.

After some thought, Ye Xuan finally decided to choose a cold place to target, so that he could maximize the role of the deep cold bloodline.

Once the target was set, he began to carefully select the location of the show.

Antarctica doesn't even need to think about it, it's too cold, the lowest temperature can reach a terrifying minus 94 degrees, and there is no living environment at all. There is not to survive, but to die. With his current state and physical attributes, it is difficult for him to live more than one day. Eastern Siberia can't go for the time being, don't look at the wasteland is only around the Arctic Circle, in fact, the coldest place in the entire Northern Hemisphere is there, once set a low temperature record of minus 72 degrees, plus Siberian tigers, brown bears, black bears, plain wolves and other large carnivores, the danger level is comparable to the African savannah.

After thinking about it, Ye Xuan finally set his sights on Fairbanks, Alaska.

The state that connects the country with the Arctic Circle is Alaska, which is also the largest state in the country. Because of the harsh environment, there are only 770,000 inhabitants in the whole of Alaska. Of the more than 700,000 square kilometers of land, only 770,000 people live, and the population density is simply outrageously low.

The vast majority of these residents live in the relatively warm interior of the south, with only a very small number of Inuit living in the far north.

Fairbanks, on the other hand, is an inner city close to the Far North, with a population of less than 30,000, making it the closest major city in all of Alaska to the Arctic Circle.

It's January, and Fairbanks is in for a long, cold winter, with daily average temperatures not exceeding minus zero, and nighttime lows around minus 30 degrees. Although this kind of temperature is very low, it is not completely impossible to survive, and it is a very good training environment for Ye Xuan, who has a deep cold bloodline.

And under the influence of the Arctic Circle, the city is currently in the polar night, the daylight hours are very short, there are gorgeous and colorful aurora at night, coupled with the long forest line, as well as a variety of flora and fauna, the effect of the program can be guaranteed, and it will not seem too monotonous.

Choose a location, and the next step is the visa.

The country of the United States is very fucked, and it is many times more troublesome to apply for a visa than Australia. Not only do you need to go to the embassy in person for an interview, but the rejection rate is very high, and even the most normal tourist visas are often denied.

Skillfully opening the website of the Embassy of the United States, Ye Xuan began to fill out the application form.

I have to say that this application form is long and very cumbersome, and it took him nearly five hours to fill it out.

After filling out the application form and paying the fee, you only need to wait for the appointment interview call, which usually does not take too long, basically within a week. After passing the interview, you will get your visa in about three days.

In the time that followed, Ye Xuan was completely devoted to his work, striving to be foolproof.

In this live broadcast, in addition to the low-end harsh environment, he also needs to face ferocious large carnivores. Alaskan brown bears, American black bears, gray wolves, and coyotes, each of which can pose a deadly threat to him. However, it is better in winter, because both brown bears and black bears choose to hibernate.

As a result, he has a low chance of encountering bears, but he is more likely to encounter gray wolves and coyotes, which are abundant throughout Alaska, especially inland areas like Fairbanks.

On the afternoon of the fifth day after filling out the form, Ye Xuan received a call from the Embassy of the United States in Linjiang, informing him that he would attend the interview on time at 0:00 tomorrow morning.

Putting down the work at hand, he began to prepare the materials for the interview.

Early the next morning, Ye Xuan took all the visa materials and drove to Linjiang.

In front of the embassy, cars came and went, and it seemed that there were many people applying for visas, and several soldiers wearing thick military coats stood in the cold wind.

Ye Xuan followed the car in front of him and gradually drove into the embassy. After parking the car in the parking lot, he walked towards the embassy office area, and there was a middle-aged man with him, who was the owner of the car in front of him just now, chubby and looking particularly festive.

The middle-aged man was very talkative, quickly followed Ye Xuan, and asked with a smile: "Little brother, also apply for a visa?"

Ye Xuan replied: "Yes, go on a trip." Big brother, what about you?"

"I'm also traveling, but it's been almost half a year, and I still haven't made it. ”

"Half a year, you can get a visa in two weeks, right?"

"Two weeks is true, but I've been denied a visa five times. Speaking of this, the middle-aged man's chubby face suddenly showed a depressed look.

When he parked the car just now, he clearly saw that the big brother was driving a Lexus and wearing Vacheron Constantin on his hand, and he was denied a visa five times on this condition.

Obediently, what a back!

Thinking of this, Ye Xuan said with an incredible face: "It's impossible, big brother, you, who are not bad at money, will also be denied a visa?"

"I don't understand it either, little brother, don't blame the big brother for not reminding you, there are four interviewers, and the one sitting on the far left is a blonde beauty, you better pray that you don't touch her. The first five times my brother was planted in her hands, don't look at her beauty, she is actually ruthless, and the rejection rate is very high. The middle-aged man patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly.

This big brother seems to have signed out his experience, Ye Xuan couldn't help but laugh and asked, "Then which interviewer is easier?"

The middle-aged eldest brother said eloquently: "According to my observation, there is a young man with glasses, and he should be the best among the four visa officers. The first few times, the young man who reviewed it basically passed the signature. ”

While speaking, the two had already walked into the office area.

In front of the four visa counters, there are already people interviewing, and there are more than a dozen people sitting on the seats in the lounge area.

Ye Xuan looked around, and sure enough, as the middle-aged eldest brother said, the interviewer sitting at the leftmost counter was a blonde beauty.

Within two minutes, the person who came to the visa in front of the blonde woman stood up and walked out of the door with a disappointed face.

Seeing this scene, the middle-aged eldest brother lowered his voice and said, "How is it? Brother didn't lie to you, right?"

"Awesome my brother!" Ye Xuan couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.

In the following time, people kept coming forward for interviews, some were happy and some were worried. Ye Xuan's attention was on the counter of the blonde beauty, although this girl was beautiful, she had a cold face from beginning to end, as if the person who came to the interview had a lot of hatred with her.

And as the middle-aged eldest brother said, none of the people interviewed by the blonde beauty have been signed at present, and all of them have died.

This made him swallow his spit secretly, and prayed in his heart not to be assigned to the hands of this female demon.

As time went on, there were fewer and fewer people in the rest area. Before you know it, there are only the two of them left.

"Ye Xuan!"

Hearing his name being read, Ye Xuan suddenly felt extremely painful. Because his interviewer is the blonde beauty.

The middle-aged eldest brother looked at him in surprise, and then his face was full of sympathy.

Taking a deep breath, Ye Xuan strode forward, sat down in front of the counter, and said hello with a smile: "Good morning." ”

The blonde beauty still looked cold, glanced at him lightly, then turned her head to stare at the computer, and after a while, asked in fluent Mandarin, "What is your impression of the United States?"

Ye Xuan's character has always been that people respect me, and I respect people. Originally, I wanted to leave a good impression on her and praise a few words about the good laws of the United States, but this girl's attitude made him very annoyed, and he simply replied truthfully: "Except for a higher crime rate and more racial discrimination, everything else is okay." ”

After speaking, he found that this girl's eyebrows were slightly raised.

The blonde stared at the computer and continued, "What's your job?"

"Network anchor!"

"How much does it earn per year?"

"The current contract is 10 million for three years, which is my proof of assets and bank statements. Ye Xuan said, handing over the materials.

As a result, she didn't mean to look at it at all, and after a few quick taps on the keyboard, she asked coldly: "Do you have any real estate in China?"

"I haven't considered buying it yet. ”

"I'm sorry, but I can't give you a visa. ”

it?

This T is denied a visa?

Ye Xuan had a cold face, and after taking a deep breath, he asked patiently, "Can you tell me the reason?"

"I don't think you qualify for a visa. The blonde girl was still tapping on the keyboard, and her tone was extremely perfunctory.

“areyufukingkidinge？”

Ye Xuan's heart suddenly became angry, and he couldn't help but even bring swear words.

There's no way, the blonde girl in front of him is really too deceitful, if it's really inappropriate in some aspects, such as filling out the application form and the actual information doesn't match, then he will admit it. But from beginning to end, this girl didn't even look at the information he handed over, and directly refused the visa.

And this woman doesn't know how to respect people at all, or she looks down on Chinese people at all, and she puts on a lofty posture, which makes people feel disgusting.

"Very well, you will be permanently denied a visa by the US government. The blonde girl finally took her face away from the computer screen and sneered at him.

"Don't, brother, you can't do this, but once, there will be another time!"

The quarrel on Ye Xuan's side immediately attracted everyone's attention. The middle-aged eldest brother had just signed the sign and was about to leave with joy, and when he saw this scene, he hurriedly stepped forward and whispered persuasion.

The blonde girl clasped her hands in front of her chest, her eyes full of mockery, "There is no next time, you will be added to the visa blacklist of the Mi government and permanently denied a visa." ”..

Looking at her domineering appearance, Ye Xuan laughed angrily, "Hehe, can I go to the United States, you don't count." If you really have what it takes, you wouldn't be sitting here as a 9-to-5 visa officer. ”

With that, Ye Xuan picked up his materials, turned around and walked out the door.

The middle-aged eldest brother is very good, trotted all the way to keep up with Ye Xuan, and sighed: "Little brother, you can't do this, you can't sign today, let's just come back next time." Why bother to be like her, now it's like this, and the visa is properly and permanently denied. ”

"Brother, can't you see it yet?" Ye Xuan shook his head and explained, "I've observed carefully, that blonde girl is fundamentally racist. I don't want to fight for steamed buns today, I have to fight for breath, Mi Guo, I'll still decide!"

In fact, there are many alternative locations for the live broadcast location, and it is a big deal to change to a country, but Ye Xuan just can't swallow this breath.

His character is very good, but what happened today is like a fish thorn, like a fish in the throat. I can't swallow it, I can't swallow it, I have to spit it it out refreshingly!

The middle-aged eldest brother on the side hurriedly persuaded: "Little brother, don't take the wrong path." ”

Seeing him like this, Ye Xuan immediately understood that the other party had misunderstood that he was going to smuggle, shook his head and said with a smile: "Big brother, you want to go wrong, I can't smuggle out." ”

"To go to the United States, who said that you must have a visa!"