Chapter 1124: Avoiding Disaster
Wu Zhe exclaimed in surprise that he wanted to avoid trouble.
What's going on? Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao were both stunned.
"Miss Zhou, but what did you miss?"
"Is there anything important? Why do you need to avoid trouble?"
They have always felt that Zhou Zhiruo has no last resort, but why does she seem to have forgotten something now, and she is still quite annoyed?
Zhou Zhiruo said the two words to avoid disaster, but it is terrible. The two of them were quite nervous when they heard this, for fear that something bad would affect her.
Such a baby, there must be no accidents. Dugu Mo even assessed it in an instant, even if he lost tens of millions of taels of silver, he was willing to save Zhou Zhiruo.
Wu Zhe knocked his head and said with a smile: "Actually, it can't be said to be a miscalculation, it's just that as the saying goes, it's dark under the lamp, and I forgot to count myself." ”
"Forget about Miss Zhou, yourself?" Dugu Mo and Leopard were stunned.
Wu Zhe explained: "This has to start from the beginning. What is the most suitable way for us to deal with the eldest prince? Of course, it is to frame him for misbehaving in molesting the imperial concubine or something. ”
Dugu Mo and Elder Leopard both temporarily let go of the idea of avoiding disaster just mentioned.
As soon as the leopard elder heard Wu Zhe say this, he immediately said: "This is a clever plan. ”
Dugu Mo also said: "If Emperor Xuanwu does have the intention of letting me kill my brother again, then as long as I succeed in planting the sputation, the eldest prince will definitely be unlucky." ”
Wu Zhe snorted: "Most of the people only like to listen to one-sided words, and they also like all kinds of gossip. If you want to harm the eldest prince, you must first spread rumors among the people. Send all kinds of people to spread rumors in the market, especially pay attention to telling them to aunts and aunts. ”
Dugu Mo understood: "Say bad things first." ”
"That's foreshadowing. Wu Zhe said: "Then buy an imperial concubine in the palace." Even if the status is not too high, even if it is to find a talented person who has been favored by the emperor. As long as it is stained with the mother's generation, choose the clever one to buy it...... I don't need to tell you the rest, right?"
Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao blurted out in unison: "Don't worry, we are good at this." ”
"......" Wu Zhe had a speechless expression: "What are you doing?"
The two said embarrassedly: "This kind of flirting or something." Naturally, our men are better than women like Miss Zhou who have not been out of the cabinet. ”
You didn't leave the cabinet, your whole family didn't leave the cabinet, Wu Zhe slandered for a while.
The leopard elder also said: "We can rumor that the eldest prince likes golden lotus feet, likes willow thin waist, and has to be compensated by women every day, and he also likes older ......."
Wu Zhe said in his heart: I can't imagine that the leopard still understands the most enchanting truth of people, wives, mature women.
Dugu Mo laughed out loud and pointed his hand at the leopard elder. but he did not speak.
The leopard elder was not ashamed and said with a shy face: "This is the pit master, your enemy, naturally you can't talk about morality." ”
"Miss Zhou is here, you can be more restrained. Dugu Mo pretended to be strict.
The leopard elder smiled and scratched his head.
It's a pity that the two of them don't know at all, if you talk about the various theories at the beginning of people, the two of them are not as experienced as the girl in front of them. There is no practical foundation for people, but they are definitely well-informed and rich in theoretical knowledge.
Wu Zhe clapped his hands and applauded: "Yes, Leopard Lao's point of view is good. And we want to spread some gimmicks at all, the more exaggerated the better, so that more people will find it credible. After all, it is more convincing to splash dirty water to splash tricks. ”
"Exaggeration, splashing dirty water, to splash tricks?" Dugu Mo asked, "What kind of exaggeration and tricks are there?"
"For example, the eldest prince likes to drink women's bathwater. ”
"......" Dugu Mo and the old leopard twitched the corners of their mouths.
Or maybe the eldest prince smells the old lady's footcloth every day. I want the smelly, long, sour kind!"
"......" Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao's expressions were distorted.
The two glanced at each other, fully understanding what the other was thinking: Good guy, how else to say that women are poisonous? Let's not offend this female thinker in the future, otherwise we won't know anything by others......
Such an exaggerated rumor can also make the aunts and aunts even more energetic. I think they can add more exciting things than I thought. Wu Zhe rubbed his chin and said innocently: "After all, I don't have any experience in harming people in this area." ”
Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao's faces are a little broken.
Dugu Mo said in his heart: Are you embarrassed to say anything more exciting? Can anyone arrange more ruthless content than you?
The leopard elder also secretly thought: You don't have any experience in harming people? Who believes it? Can you come up with such a poisonous rumor, is this ability to harm people innate?
Wu Zhe saw that the expressions of the two were distorted, and he continued indifferently: "As long as we do this here, we have the emperor's acquiescence and appropriate cooperation. The eldest prince basically collapsed. But what I just said about avoiding trouble has a double meaning. ”
"What does it mean to avoid trouble?" Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao were surprised.
"One is when we use this strategy. Emperor Xuanwu was easy to get the advice of the folk eyeliner first. He must know this little bit of caution. And then...... He's probably going to cheat me. Wu Zhe said angrily.
Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao thought about it, but the latter didn't understand, but Dugu Mo slapped him first: "Ah, Emperor Xuanwu doesn't want his imperial concubine to be molested!"
"I guess no man likes this, right?" Wu Zhe asked with a smile.
Dugu Mo and Elder Leopard both nodded.
Wu Zhe sighed: "So I want to avoid trouble." ”
She said in her heart: Emperor Xuanwu definitely did not have the consciousness that his daughter-in-law could not catch a pervert. If you can't do it, find an opportunity to arrange for me to be alone with the eldest prince, and then no matter what name you get, no matter what the thirty-seven twenty-one is......
That's really the chocolate falling into the crotch of the pants and melting, it's not but.
"Ahh I see. Understood!" Dugu Mo and Elder Leopard both came to their senses.
Leopard Lao said: "Miss Zhou is afraid of being secretly harmed by the emperor, as a fishing bait instead of the imperial concubine." ”
Dugu Mo said with a smile: "Actually, Emperor Xuanwu will definitely not let the eldest prince eat this bait." ”
Wu Zhe rolled his eyes: "Of course." But I don't want to be bait. ”
The girl's family has the most important reputation, Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao both said: "I understand." ”
In fact, Wu Zhe just felt very annoying and disgusting.
The leopard old asked again: "What did the second layer of the girl mean by that week?"
Wu Zhe said: "There is another meaning, that is, after you are declared a prisoner, the eldest prince must be anxious." No matter how the pomegranate appeases. No matter how stupid he is, he can't sit still. At this time, his staff will definitely force the truth - the eldest prince will suddenly wake up to the true face of the pomegranate, and then want to do something to me!" (To be continued......)