Chapter 65: Tell Your Story!
Ye Xuan turned his back, unbuttoned his pants in three or two clicks, and then took off the jacket of the kettle, aimed it in, and began to urinate inside.
For a while, the sound of rushing water sounded in the silent desert. Even though the drone was two meters in the air, it still recorded the sound clearly.
To be honest, peeing in front of thousands of spectators was somewhat embarrassing.
Therefore, Ye Xuan had no choice but to speak to divert the audience's attention, "Do you know? Two years ago, in the Sahara Desert in Africa, a tourist lost his way in a sandstorm. After drinking all the fresh water that the man was carrying, he relied on drinking his own urine to hold on until the search and rescue team arrived. As I said, if you want to survive in the wilderness, you have to learn to let go of some ideas. In the face of life, drinking urine is insignificant. Even after you succeed in surviving, you will look back and admire your own heroism and courage. ”
"streamer, I'm going to report you!"
"Hey, are you a demon spirit? Stick to Shu Huang, someone here is urinating in public!"
"An anchor pees live and earns one million a month!"
"Patriarch, you have a kind of turning pee. ”
"Why hasn't anyone brushed the basics anymore?"
"To be reasonable, when I was a child, I peed on my hands, and then I licked it by the gods. ”
"Don't say brother, I respect you as a man. ”
"Damn, I did it when I was a kid, and I wanted to taste what it tasted like. ”
"Boy, you're starting to show off too?"
While speaking, Ye Xuan had already finished urinating, and after shaking habitually, he held the kettle jacket in one hand and lifted his pants quickly with the other.
After doing this, he turned around, glanced at the urine in the kettle jacket, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and then said: "A reminder, unless it is a matter of life and death, it is best not to drink urine directly." Because urine, although it is basically made up of water, contains all kinds of impurities and toxins in our body. ”
Glancing at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ye Xuan continued: "I saw that in the barrage, an audience member said very right, if you need to drink your own urine to save your life in an emergency, then it is best to take the urine in the middle section to drink, because from a medical point of view, the urine in the middle section is theoretically non-toxic and sterile." In some special cases, the wound can be cleaned with urine from the midsection. ”
After listening to his words, the audience's faces were suddenly covered with black lines.
"After watching the live broadcast of the patriarch, I suddenly couldn't look directly at my own pee. ”
"GodTM mid-urine! Can anyone tell me what seconds will it take to be in the mid-section?"
"Grass mud horse, upstairs, do you want to laugh at me and inherit Lao Tzu's Huabei!"
"By feeling!"
"Feel it!"
"By taste!"
"Good boy, you're too good, aren't you?"
"Brother who said that based on the taste, I TM don't even accept the patriarch, so I will obey you. ”
"Come, come, brother, please tell your story. ”
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ye Xuan couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud, these audiences are so showy!
In fact, from a medical point of view, urine and sweat are just water excreted by the body's metabolism. It's just that living in the civilized world for a long time, subtly, many people subjectively feel that urine is very dirty and disgusting. In fact, however, urine is cleaner than most fresh water you can find in the wilderness.
Therefore, as long as you abandon these subjective consciousness and thoughts, and break through the psychological barriers, you will find that there is actually nothing.
"When I was researching the information before, I saw a report. According to a retired special forces soldier, the first thing the instructor asked them to do when they were training for survival in the desert was to drink their own urine. If someone doesn't drink, they will be punished, and the punishment is simple, which is to force you to drink your own urine, as well as the urine of other people. ”
Due to the lack of water, his urine appeared a little yellow.
Holding the kettle jacket in front of the live broadcast camera, Ye Xuan smiled and said: "Come, after this glass of wine, you are the person of my optimistic family! Brothers, I will do it first as a respect!"
With that, he took a deep breath, then picked up his kettle coat and drank it down.
Seeing this violent scene, the audience in front of the screen couldn't help but swallow their saliva subconsciously.
The urine is bitter and has a strong, fishy smell. The moment I drank it, this disgusting fishy smell rushed straight to my brain. Ye Xuan frowned tightly and held his breath for more than ten seconds before suppressing the urge to regurgitate.
"Whew!"
With a long sigh of relief, looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, he smiled: "Don't ask, I won't evaluate my own urine." If you want to know what it tastes like, you can try your own. ”
The audience is not stupid, the anchor is not careful, they can see it at a glance. Ye Xuan has never taken the initiative to ask for a gift until now, and the only time he has only teased and joked. Because he knows that it is okay to ask for a gift once or twice, but after too many times, it will make the audience very disgusted. Instead of this, it is better to spend your mind on the live broadcast, the show has a good effect, and the audience will be happy to watch it, and they will naturally give gifts willingly.
So he didn't need to open his mouth at all, the audience in the live broadcast room at this moment, while being fascinated, gave away the gifts in their hands one after another.
For a while, fish balls, shark fins, airplanes, and rockets sent by banana tyrants kept flashing on the screen.
A GLASS OF URINE IS NOT MUCH, ABOUT 200ML, WHICH CAN ONLY TEMPORARILY RELIEVE THE URGENT NEED, AND HE MUST FIND OTHER FRESH WATER WITHIN FIVE HOURS, OTHERWISE HE WILL FALL BACK INTO THE PREDICAMENT JUST NOW.
Thinking of this, Ye Xuan put on his kettle jacket and continued to walk briskly through the desert.
As the sun sets in the west, the temperature in the desert drops to 10 degrees Celsius in a short period of time. And over time, it will get lower and lower.
"Eating cactus?"
Looking at the attention paid to him by the audience on his mobile phone, Ye Xuan couldn't help but smile and said, "Big brother, cacti in the desert can indeed bring a lot of water. But the Taklamakan Desert has a temperate desert climate, so there are no cacti here at all. ”
At this moment, in addition to thirst, his biggest feeling was hunger.
It is true that there is not much to eat in the desert, but he has eaten a small scorpion and a reed since yesterday noon. Coupled with the constant walking exercise, a lot of energy is consumed.
Hunger is more unbearable than thirst. The constant cramping sensation in the stomach makes it easy to lose your mind. If a weed appeared in front of him now, I believe he would immediately rush up and devour the weeds clean.
The vast terrain of the desert makes the evenings seem extraordinarily long.
However, Ye Xuan was not in the mood to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the sunset now, his mind was full of fresh water and food.
Just as he walked out of the depression between the two sand dunes, the scene ahead made him pause, and the whole person was stunned in place.