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Chapter Twenty-Eight: King Meow is a Female King
"Meow, no, Lori is the king of meow, no, Lori must belong to the king of meow~!"
King Meow looked at Little Simba, so he didn't hesitate to learn from Little Simba's coquettish appearance and turned to the ground.
He thinks it's just a belly flip, and King Meow can definitely do better.
"Hehe, the stupid cat has no flesh at all, and it's not as comfortable as Simba~!" Little Lori couldn't help but narrow her big eyes into a small crescent moon when she saw the appearance of King Meow, and after scratching it twice with a smile, she scratched it intently and picked up Little Simba.
Meow: "......."
King Meow was stunned, King Meow's movements stiffened, its four paws were slightly curved to the sky, and its eyes were full of sluggishness.
"Woo~!"
Little Simba whined full of enjoyment, and King Meow looked at the little Lori who had left with Little Simba in his arms, and its eyes were full of humiliation after being ignored.
"Are worms hungry?" After making the last god-level dog food, Ye Qiuming casually brought one out to feed Xiao Simba.
As soon as he walked out, he saw little Lori walking towards him with little Simba in her arms.
After asking casually, Ye Qiuming took Xiao Simba and put it on the ground, then took out the god-level dog food and opened the box.
"Worms aren't hungry, Dad, just had a stupid cat, laughing at the worms?"
Little Lori glanced at Xiao Simba, who had already come to the box to eat, and then looked at Ye Qiuming shaking her mushroom head at the end, she hadn't played enough, even if she was really hungry, she had to say that she was not hungry.
"What a stupid cat?" Ye Qiuming was slightly stunned, and reacted instantly, what little Lori said must be the stupid and stupid cat of King Meow.
My pet store is shabby, and it is even more shabby when it is released by the system, and it is a cat and a dog.
The corners of Ye Qiuming's mouth curled slightly, and he smiled and touched the head of the little Lori mushroom with an excited face, and he recognized the little Lori's evaluation of the meow king in his heart.
The cat was a bit stupid, at least relative to human intelligence.
"Meow~!Human,Lori is the king of meows.,You quickly let that stupid Wang Xingren leave the Lori of the king of meow~!"
At this moment, Ye Qiuming suddenly heard a childish voice coming from above his head.
He subconsciously raised his head and saw that King Meow was standing on a low branch, constantly wagging his tail and staring at him.
"Dad, it's this cat, it's so stupid~!" Little Lori saw King Meow, and her little face suddenly became excited: "Cat, this is the father of the worm~!"
"Do you like this cat very much?" Ye Qiuming ignored King Meow, but asked about Little Lori.
Looking at the little Lori's expression, he originally thought that he would get a positive answer, but who knew that the little Lori shook her head without hesitation and said: "Cats are not as cute as Simba, and cats are so stupid, insects only like Simba~!"
Ye Qiuming: "......"
What a single-minded child~!
"Human, what did this Lori say?" Not long after King Meow was born, he couldn't understand Little Lori's words, so he asked Ye Qiuming with some doubts.
"Well, honorable Mr. Meow Wang, well, my daughter thinks you are stupid, uneducated, ungraceful, and temperamental, and she doesn't want to play with a cat that has nothing~!"
Ye Qiuming couldn't help but praise his wit, see how simple it is, the task is gradual, little by little, and unconsciously he can bring this stupid and cute meow king into the pit.
He felt that these words would definitely hit this stupid and somewhat arrogant meow king, so as to make him work hard.
Ye Qiuming's words fell, King Meow was decisively stunned, King Meow felt sour in his heart, and there was a feeling of wetness in his eyes.
Meow, what's wrong with King Meow?
Meow woo, meow king has no culture, no demeanor, no temperament, nothing?
King Meow is the smartest cat~!
"Well, everything is in plan~!" Ye Qiuming glanced at King Meow, who had obviously become a little lost, and muttered in his heart.
"Human, King Meow is really stupid, no culture, no temperament, no demeanor?"
This kind of look is very fragile, like the helplessness, loneliness, and confusion of a tsundere princess after being pulled off the altar.
"It seems to be a little too much~!" Ye Qiuming clicked his mouth, a little unbearable in his heart, this kind of look actually made him feel guilty.
Shaking his head and suppressing these negative emotions, he slowed down his tone and persuaded: "Actually, it's not all, Mr. Meow Wang is actually very temperamental sometimes, just like a tiger, old and majestic~!"
Well, we have to give this stupid and cute cat some confidence, and I can't let it get into the horns completely.
Ye Qiuming thought so, he also felt that it was not good to say that King Meow was useless before, after all, he was just a kitten, and his heart must be very fragile.
It is very necessary to give this kitten some encouragement and cheer up so that it does not become depressed.
"Meow~!Human, you are like a tiger, your whole family is a tigress~!" Ye Qiuming's words fell, and King Meow exploded instantly, only to see him hunched his back and grin at Ye Qiuming.
It looked like a powder keg that had been ignited in an instant.
This time, Ye Qiuming was stunned, he couldn't figure out the state at all, and he didn't seem to say the tigress, right?
No, does the tigress mean that cats also understand?
Well, no, that's not the point~!
Hasn't this cat always called himself the king of meows, why doesn't he like to be a tiger?
Huh~This doesn't seem to be the point~!
"King Meow is a mother~!" Ye Qiuming blinked his eyes, and his eyes looked at King Meow's abdomen a little strangely.
I didn't pay attention to it earlier, he really didn't know the gender of this meow king, but when he saw that this meow king had been calling himself the king, he had a preconceived idea that it was a male cat.
"Stupid human, what are you looking at?" King Meow was uncomfortable for a while when he was looked at by Ye Qiuming, and he felt that the human in front of him was very ..... Weird, what's going on?
Gotcha, from a human to a stupid human, reduced to a level with Simba~!
Ye Qiuming smacked his lips, and there was a greasy taste in his heart.
"That meow king, do I have a question for you?" Ye Qiuming felt that he couldn't stimulate this tsundere cat anymore, and his tone seemed very cautious.
"Ask, human, the generous Meow King will not blame you, of course you must provide the Meow King with all the fish you said earlier. ”
King Meow went around the branches, looked at Ye Qiuming, and then looked at Xiao Simba, who was being teased by Little Lori eating dog food next to Ye Qiuming, and licked his mouth.
"Well, may I ask if King Meow is a male king or a female king?" nodded and organized the language, Ye Qiuming asked very tactfully.
Fish, I'll definitely give this cat in the future~!
"Meow woo, the meow king is the meow king, the female king~!" The meow king jumped a few steps proudly, it seems that being a female king is a very happy thing for the cat.
"Sure enough, it's a mother~!" Ye Qiuming thought in his heart.
"Meow, human, human, I'm going to ask you a question too~!" King Meow went crazy for a while, and suddenly became quiet again.
looked at Ye Qiuming with some loss, as if he wanted to ask a very serious question.
"Well, you ask?"
Ye Qiuming was slightly stunned, looking at King Meow's preoccupied look, he was a little curious, does this cat want to tell a story? Chapter 29: Human, what do you want?
Ye Qiuming said that as a qualified store manager, it is a matter of no problem to listen to the voice of a cat.
"Meow, human, meow really has to have knowledge, temperament, and demeanor, will this Lori be mine?" King Meow licked his paws and looked at Ye Qiuming with some hesitation.
"Oh, of course it can't be~!"
Of course, Ye Qiuming just thought about it in his heart and couldn't say it, and finally brought this stupid cat into the pit, he naturally wouldn't destroy the city wall.
He rolled his eyes slightly and said: "Well, as for the result, you must know it in your heart, but well, you must first become a cat with knowledge, grace and temperament~!"
Blinking his eyes, Ye Qiuming felt like a trafficker who induced minors.
While playing word games and flaunting justice, he dug pits and waited for King Meow to jump in by himself.
Uh, no, how can human traffickers compare to me?
I'm good for this stupid and cute cat.
Ye Qiuming muttered to himself in his heart, finding a reason for himself to have full confidence, and his words became more and more reasonable.
"You said yes, right? King Meow, you can only think about what will happen next if you become a good cat first?" Ye Qiuming said step by step.
King Meow fell into deep thought, it looked at Ye Qiuming, Meow, this human being is cunning and cunning, but it seems to make sense.
King Meow looked at the little Lori who was playing with Little Simba again, Meow Woo, why did King Meow envy that stupid Wang Xingren so much?
King Meow hesitated, it was making one last thought.
"Meow, human, meow king to be a cultured, temperamental, and graceful cat. "King Meow made a difficult decision.
King Meow made up his mind in his heart, he said that he would never lose to a Wang Xingren, Lori is his own, Meow, the territory is also his own, Meow, humans are also conquered by Meow~!
The meow king wants to charge towards the conquest of mankind, the road of the charge needs culture, the meow king will become a cultural cat, the road of the charge needs temperament, the meow king will become a temperament cat, the road of the charge needs grace, and the meow king will become a demeanor cat.
Meow, all for the Meow King to have Lori, Meow, all for the Meow King to conquer the human race, Meow, all for the defeat of that stupid Wangxingren.
"Ahem~!" Ye Qiuming coughed dryly, but on the surface he was silent, but he was secretly happy in his heart, well, there is a lyric called what: Conquer you like this~!
Well, no, it doesn't seem to be sung like that, whatever.
He felt that the current lyrics were particularly suitable for his mood at this time.
"Meow, human, you should quickly turn King Meow into a cultured, temperamental, and personable cat, King Meow wants Lori, King Meow wants to conquer humans, King Meow wants a lot of fish, Meow~!"
Proud for only three seconds, Ye Qiuming looked at King Meow, who looked a little anxious, he felt as if he had neglected something, blinked his eyes, Ye Qiuming asked with some uncertainty:
"What did you just say?"
He felt the need to listen to King Meow so as not to miss any important information.
"Meow, do you have hair in your ears, human?" King Meow shouted dissatisfiedly: "Meow, King Meow asked you to immediately, immediately and immediately turn King Meow into a cultured, temperamental, and personable cat~!"
Ye Qiuming: "........"
He felt that he was really naïve.
Well, no, it's this stupid and cute cat who is a little naïve.
Immediately, right now, now?
What kind of international jokes, what kind of pet shop does he open if he has this ability, he has already become famous in the world, okay?
"What's the matter, human, haven't you heard clearly?" asked King Meow in a different position, lying on the branch and looking at Ye Qiuming.
"Dad, are you talking to this stupid cat?" asked Xiao Lori with big eyes and a twinkle staring at Ye Qiuming.
"Huh?" Ye Qiuming's face was inexplicably slightly red, and then disappeared, and he looked at Xiao Loli with some amazement and said, "Worms are so smart~!"
After that, he looked at the meow king who was paying attention to himself with his peripheral vision, intentionally or unintentionally, and said, "The insect is so smart, is there any way to make this cat as smart as the worm?"
Ye Qiuming's words fell, and King Meow's ears stood up unconsciously, although he couldn't understand Xiao Lori's words, but the mentality of becoming a cat and cat forced King Meow to refuse to miss any news.
Meow, why can't King Meow understand Lori's words?
King Meow scratched his ears in annoyance, but then erected his ears a little straighter.
"Of course it's learning~!" Little Lori didn't think about it and said: "Worms love to learn the most, that's why worms will become so smart~!"
After the little Lori finished speaking, she narrowed her eyes wide, with a proud face, and the little appearance was almost not written, come and praise me, come on~!
"En, my insects are so smart~!" Ye Qiuming naturally didn't let his baby daughter lose her expression, and immediately leaned in and praised dryly.
After praising his baby daughter, Ye Qiuming's words changed and said: "It's exactly the same as what Dad thinks, if you want to be smart, you have to study, learn knowledge, and then become temperamental and graceful~!"
"Meow, human, do you mean you can't immediately turn King Meow into a cultured, personable, and temperamental cat?"
Blinking his eyes, Ye Qiuming looked at King Meow with a surprised expression: "Have you ever seen anyone who can make a somewhat stupid cat smart in one fell swoop?"
"Meow, King Meow doesn't care, human beings, you can't turn King Meow into a three-cat cat, what does King Meow want you to do?"
King Meow looked at his little paws helplessly, and after hesitation, he still didn't make up his mind to scratch a few claws at the hateful, stupid, useless, treacherous human in front of him.
So the very helpless King Meow directly played helpless.
What do you want?
Ye Qiuming was thundered by this sentence, his heart was full of crying and laughing, and he didn't know where the system found this kitten, and a few such popular words would always pop up from time to time when he opened and closed his mouth.
I don't know if this stupid and cute cat knows the sentence that the curse is made into a rice bowl?
Ye Qiuming thought inexplicably in his heart.
"Meow, human, King Meow told you, if you can't turn King Meow into a cultured, magnanimous, and personable cat, you will definitely be made into a rice bowl?"
As if in order to confirm Ye Qiuming's question, Ye Qiuming's thoughts had just risen, and King Meow had already opened his mouth to curse with some angry tones.
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Ye Qiuming grimaced, and after looking at it and seemed to feel that there was nothing missing, he added a small paw to the meow king.
He didn't see anything unusual on his face, but he felt that there was something wrong in his heart, but he couldn't find out what the problem was~!
It seems that I got up this morning in the wrong way~!
Smacking his lips, Ye Qiuming thought.
"Well, if you want to become a three-you cat, it's not impossible, but it's ......" Ye Qiuming deliberately dragged out a long tail note.
Then he looked at the meow king who was scratching his ears and cheeks, and said with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth: "But, you have to listen to my arrangement~!"
Ye Qiuming's words fell, and he looked at King Meow without blinking, he knew that he had succeeded for most of the time, and the next thing was how to make this stupid and cute King Meow able to listen to his words and persevere.
In this regard, Ye Qiuming said that in the face of a foodie, he has no pressure.
Foodie, it's easy to say anything if you have food~!
"Meow, human, you are not allowed to deceive King Meow, you are too cunning, you must swear to King Meow~!" King Meow walked back and forth on the branch, looking as if he was thinking, and only stopped after half a sound, staring at Ye Qiuming and saying loudly.
Well, swear?
Ye Qiuming couldn't help but be stunned, looking at the extremely serious Meow King, his eyes rolled in his heart.
It was the first time he had seen anyone who would bind someone with an oath.
Well, Ye Qiuming admits that the stupid and cute cat in front of him is an accident~!
So Ye Qiuming said without hesitation: "Well, no problem, I swear to turn King Meow into a cultured, temperamental, and personable cat, well, the premise is that King Meow must listen to my arrangement, if you violate the oath....."
"Meow, wait, human, you have to add one, you must not deceive the meow king before you turn it into a three-have cat, if you violate, you will be made into a rice bowl by the meow king~!"
"Ahem~!" A dry cough, Ye Qiuming was almost choked by saliva, looking at the meow king with a sinister look, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said:
"Okay, if King Meow listens to my arrangement, and I deceive King Meow during this period, I will be made into a plate of rice bowls, well, King Meow made it himself~!"
Smacking his lips, Ye Qiuming thought back to what he said that there was no loophole, and then looked at King Meow and said, "Okay, my respected King Meow?"
"Meow~!It should be okay, human, you swore an oath, Meow, if you don't comply, King Meow will definitely make you into a rice bowl~!" King Meow thought for a moment, said a little uncertainly, and added a threat.
Cut, most of those who believe in the oath these years are going to be deceived~!
Pouting, Ye Qiuming's heart was full of disdain.
"Didi, it has been detected that the host has established a contract with King Meow, and the pet god contract system has taken effect, congratulations to the host for obtaining first-level free permissions. The system's voice suddenly sounded, startling Ye Qiuming.
Hearing the system prompt, Ye Qiuming felt that the whole person was not good.
Indenture?
He only felt a messy feeling in the wind.
"System trouble, can you say it in advance next time?" Ye Qiuming asked with a stiff face, full of unkindness.
System: "Congratulations to the host for obtaining Level 1 Free Permission~!"
Free permissions?
Ye Qiuming was slightly stunned, and asked a little puzzled: "What is the free permission?"
"Free permission, is the host's free operation of the pet god's home, a level of free permission, the host can designate a pet for the pet god's house in addition to the system to legally sell pets~!"
"What's the kind?" Ye Qiuming asked directly.
"Yes, host~!"
It seems that it's not all bad to have an agreement with these cats and dogs, Ye Qiuming clicked his lips twice, looked at King Meow, and then saw that Little Simba was a little eager to try.
Do you want two more vows?
Well, no, it seems to be a reward only when the contract system is turned on.
"Is there any other favorite god in the system?" didn't know how to ask the system, Ye Qiuming was not embarrassed at all.
"Please invite the host to explore on its own~!"
"Okay~!I know it's not that simple~!"
Ye Qiuming was a little disappointed, hesitated slightly, and he couldn't help but shift his attention to this first-level authority.
You must know that he is now in a pet store, but there are only two pets, and the only thing that can be sold is a hundred god-level dog food for poor Baba, but this hundred god-level dog food has to be left for Xiao Simba for four or five servings.
This level of authority came at a good time.
"Cat, or dog?" Tilting his head, Ye Qiuming looked at King Meow and then at Little Simba, a little hesitant.
Cats and dogs, as the mainstream army of the pet industry, are undoubtedly the most marketable pets, and Ye Qiuming inevitably hesitated.
"Well, it's still a cat~!It's just right to attract a group of customers in advance and lay a good foundation for King Meow's task of 100,000 cats~!" After thinking about it, Ye Qiuming finally decided to choose a cat.
The task of 100,000 cats is a difficult problem, how to sell a native cat for 100,000 yuan is a very challenging task, but Ye Qiuming also has to make all preparations for this task.
Attracting a group of cat lovers in advance is a very necessary preparation in Ye Qiuming's opinion.
"It would be nice if that group of local tyrants liked dogs and cats at the same time~!" Ye Qiuming was a little whimsical,
After thinking about it for a while, he suppressed these thoughts.
"I want to use the first-level authority of the system~!" Ye Qiuming directly called out the system.
System: "Okay, please designate a pet as a pet for the pet god house to legally sell pets." ”
"I designate cats as legitimate pets for sale~!" had already made up his mind in his heart, Ye Qiuming naturally did not hesitate.
In his opinion, no matter how you look at it, the current choice of cats is undoubtedly the best choice.
"Didi, specifying, selecting, selecting complete, congratulations to the host for obtaining the legal right to sell the Chinese pastoral cat~!"
Ye Qiuming: "......"
He feels that his whole person is not good, he clearly specifies the cat, okay?
Why does it become a black cat as soon as it comes out of the mouth of the system?
The cat, black, the ancient meaning to ward off evil spirits, the rich cat of the town, the modern people as evil, the supernatural cat, one of the Chinese pastoral cats.
"System, are you cheating me?" Ye Qiuming asked.
"The system is an auxiliary existence, and the host only specifies a large kind, not a specific kind, so as an auxiliary existence of the host, there is a reason to help the host make a choice~!"
"You..... It makes sense~!" Ye Qiuming was speechless, he was really a little speechless.
He felt like the system was like a pit that he would fall into if he didn't pay attention.
The next time you encounter this kind of thing, you must ask clearly, this time it's a black cat~!
The black and red one is Xuan, and red is red, so the Xuanmao is a civet with black hair and red.
The black cat is a kind of evil spirit that has been passed down from ancient times to modern times, but in modern times, because the hair on the black cat has a sense of mystery visually, it has been used as a source of disaster by various films and television.
It makes the black cat misunderstood by most people as a hoodoo in modern times, which will bring disaster~!
In fact, in ancient times, the cat can be regarded as a very noble cat, because the general breeder of the cat is a rich and noble family, so it can be said that it is a kind of rich cat.