Chapter Forty-Nine: When the fellow saw the fellow, his eyes were full of tears
There is a saying, yes, the fellow saw the fellow with tears in his eyes, Lu Yu finally understood the meaning of this sentence, and now he was sitting on the ox cart and looked at the first fellow he met in a foreign country in front of him, and he really wanted to cry without tears.
"Didn't you say your car was not only fast but also stable, tell me what was going on? ”
After leaving the airport, the road was a little bumpy, and Lu Yu, who was not able to sit on the ox cart and was fighting, finally couldn't help it.
"Oh, that's it, my cow is one of a thousand miles in a million, the maximum speed can reach 20 kilometers per hour, and the average cow can't even see its shadow when it runs. ”
'Drive, snap', a shout, a whip, the buffalo really accelerated, but the bumps of the ox cart were also more exaggerated, and Lu Yu, who was sitting on it, was reversed from the left to the right for a while, and then from the right to the left.
"I'm R, you, that's what you say, that's what about it, I'm about to be turned upside down, where is this thing? Lu Yu gritted his teeth and said.
"Hmm, isn't this speed unstable, saying 20 miles is 20 miles an hour without slowing down, it's so stable that there are no friends, drive, drive. ”
"So, I'm really, really, it's an honor to sit on your one-in-a-million ox cart!"
Word by word, Lu Yu was almost unbearable when he heard this, his clenched fists were raised high, and he had the urge to punch the other party to death.
Without thinking about it, this big-hearted fellow said proudly: "That's 。。。。。 ”
It's just that just as he turned his head to speak, he saw Lu Yu's angry appearance, and that angry expression was almost ready to explode at any time and beat him half to death.
The 'Gollum' fellow hurriedly was shocked, couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and quickly changed his words: "That's impossible, in fact, my car is repaired in the town in front, and it's not easy to do this business. The fellow sighed as he spoke, looking like life was not easy.
"Ha, what, of course I won't mind, ahaha. Hearing this, Lu Yu hurriedly put his hand behind his back, and seeing the other party's look of disbelief, Lu Yu scratched his hair in embarrassment.
The fellow was also relieved to see this, but when he turned his head, Lu Yu behind him suddenly burst out.
"Are you stupid to me, do you dare to fool me, do you know who Lao Tzu is, fool people's ancestors, hurry up and give me a car, now I start to keep track of the speed, if it is less than 20 miles, you wait for me. ”
"It's here, it's here. "The fellow is very embarrassed.
"Well, it's money, that's enough. Although he knew that the other party was cheating, Lu Yu didn't want to rely on the money, and directly gave fifty yuan, which should be enough.
"Enough, enough. The fellow didn't dare to say anything, just smiled and nodded and said, can you not nod your head and laugh at the joke, I was beaten by Lu Yu on the ox cart just now, and the place where Lu Yu hit was very tricky, it would not hurt, but it made people feel unusually uncomfortable.
Looking at the fellow who left, Lu Yu complained directly: "I didn't expect to encounter this kind of slippery head when I went out for the first time, I just took myself for a fool, if someone believes this kind of thing, it will really be a hell." ”
But then before he could take a few steps, he almost stumbled to the ground, but saw the fellow who ran to a hotel smile and got a green ticket from a guest.
The most important thing is that the foreigner is still very comfortable sitting on the ox cart, looking quite enjoyable, as if he has encountered some very high-end treatment.
"I'll go, there are really people who believe that this foreigner has a hole in his brain?"
The thinking of foreigners is really not something that Lu Yu can understand, otherwise how can people treat Master Kong's dry noodles as the most authentic pasta and pay a high price to eat.
Walking on the small town with local characteristics, North Philippines is the second largest economy in the Philippines, as far as Lu Yu is concerned, the style of this town is similar to the town of country M that he knows, and in his opinion, it may have a lot to do with the fact that there are more whites here. (Please do not sit in the opposite seat for all the countries and geographical locations in this book, you can think of it as Earth Two.) )
This town is called Newa Town, which is a small town near the capital of the North Philippines, and Lu Yu chose to come here because of the convenient transportation, and the other because it is the distribution center of most of the tourists who come to hunt.
If you're looking for a car to go to the savannah, this is the best place to go.
Aside from some high-end hotels, Lu Yu came to a deserted Chinese-style hotel, and this strong local atmosphere immediately attracted him.
'Ding, ding', the waiter's call bell was ringed.
"Hey, there's no one here, I'm going to stay in the hotel and ask about something else. "Lu Yu uses Chinese, and I think the owner and waiter of such a store should know Chinese.
But apparently he was mistaken, and a girl wearing a suspender T-shirt and a ponytail with slightly dark skin stepped out of it.
"Coming, coming, hello. However, can you please speak English, I don't understand Chinese very well. Some Chinese but just a greeting. The girl could see at a glance that Lu Yu was supposed to be from her mother's hometown, Yanhuang Country.
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"Aren't you from the Yanhuang Kingdom?" Suddenly, Lu Yu remembered something like the island country in the east, and the stick country next to it.
However, he misunderstood again, but listened to the girl's somewhat embarrassed explanation: "My mother is from Yanhuang Kingdom, she also taught me some Chinese since she was a child, but she left early, although I also taught myself some later, but I am not very fluent." ”
"I'm sorry. Lu Yu didn't expect it to be like this.
The girl shook her head, but heard a man's voice coming from far and near in the hotel again, "Guna, is there a guest?" ”
"Yes, this guest from Yanhuang Country is going to stay in the hotel, Dad, you can say hello, I will go and prepare a room for him. With that, Guna left.
Guna is the Chinese name her mother gave her, while her father is an African-born white man named Demo.
Seeing his daughter leave, Demo's face immediately changed, and Lu Yu suddenly became a little puzzled, not knowing why the other party suddenly changed his face.
"Are you a tourist who came here to play?" In fact, Demo had looked at Lu Yu when he came here before, and most of the people who came to Beifei with a huge satchel on his back were here for hunting, and Lu Yu was included in this category of people by the other party.
Lu Yu was stunned for a moment, but he didn't know how the other party could see it, but he thought that the other party should be disgusted with these people who came to hunt, not to mention that he still belonged to 'poaching' in a sense, so he naturally wouldn't admit it.
"No, I just yearn for the African savannah, and now I just graduated from yes and went out to travel. Lu Yu said the reason he had thought of a long time ago.
Lu Yu's words were half-true, but the other party couldn't see the suspicion, the other party looked at it for a while, and then said lightly: "It's better not, we don't welcome guests who come to hunt here, if you are here to hunt, please leave." ”
It's impossible to leave, and since you're here, you can only live cheekily, but it seems that it's in vain to ask the father and daughter about the car rental and routes.
"Forget it, let's rest for a while. ”
It takes 16 hours to get from Yanhuang to North Philippines at the earliest, not to mention the delay due to the hijacking, although I slept on the plane for a while, but I didn't have much rest.
Although it was only about one o'clock in the afternoon in Beifei, Lu Yu still felt a little sleepy, and as for the transportation, he was the least worried.
Although there are many people who come here to hunt, it is said that all of them are tourists, and there are many pure tourists.
"Guest, your room is ready, this is the key, please lock the door if you are going out. Guna's voice came, and Demo didn't say anything more and went into the hotel to do his own thing.
"Okay, thanks. ”
Opening the door, Lu Yu found that although the room was small, it was very clean and tidy, which made him very satisfied.
"It's an environment like this, and I can't help but want to sleep. After speaking, Lu Yu threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.