Chapter 32: Don't Be So Lewd!

"Sunflower point acupuncture hand, it won't have anything to do with the Sunflower Treasure Book, right" Yunlong Zhansheng remembered the undefeated magic skills of the East in "Smiling Proud Jianghu" in the past two days, and Ding Ding was cold.

He stopped, saw that there was still enough time, and then found a small hidden cave on the side of the road to hide, and flipped through this book "Beginner Sunflower Point Caveman".

When I opened the first page, I saw a few blood-red characters: If you want to practice magic skills, swing a knife from the palace.

Nima, the Yunlong War Saint threw the book on the ground, Daddy, I haven't passed on the lineage yet.

In the past, hundreds of millions of descendants were all over the motherland and flowed into the Yangtze River and the sea.

The skill book fell to the ground and turned the second page: If you don't go to the palace, you can succeed.

Yunlong Zhan Sheng's black line: Your sister's such an old terrier also came to play with me?

He picked up the book and flipped down, the third page: If you have already left the palace, you will not succeed, persuade the king to hurry up and sign up for the palace.

Poof, it's a pit!

On the fourth page is a painting of a lewd bald head with his hands crossed and smiling wildly.

These eyebrows, hey, are a bit like Mr. Zhang.

There is a row of small letters next to the painting, if you want to practice the beginner sunflower point acupuncture hand, hold the book high above your head and bow a hundred times.

The Cloud Dragon Battle Saint turned the fifth page, which was blank, and the sixth and seventh pages... The back is all blank.

He thought about it: It should be the reason why there is no bowing, I don't worship other people, if it is Teacher Zhang, what does it matter if I bow down.

So the Yunlong Battle Saint bowed a hundred times earnestly according to the requirements of the book.

He was full of the wonders described in novels such as the illusory old man, the words appearing, and so on, but nothing happened...

The back of the fifth page is still blank... Smashing the table!!

There was no way, the Cloud Dragon War Saint had to call Lao Jian: What does this mean?

Lao Jian: Try a drop of essence blood.

Yunlong Zhan Sheng was taken aback, yes, doesn't it say in many novels that a drop of essence and blood recognizes the master?

So with a stroke of his hand, he cut a small hole in his middle finger and dripped a drop of blood... Still no response.

Not enough blood? So three more drops, or no... Nima pit essence blood!

In the next few minutes, the Cloud Dragon Battle Saint tried disgusting methods such as spitting, deducting boogers, and sprinkling dandruff... Still no response.

Seeing that there were only ten minutes left for the anonymous charm, he was ready to give up and wait until he returned to the novice village to study it.

Suddenly, he remembered the words in front of him: "If you want to practice divine skills, swing your sword from the palace" and "If you have been from the palace, you will not succeed", do you want to do this?

It's not about dripping sperm and blood, it's about dripping semen? Poof! Don't you want to be so obscene!

So, he tried to quickly in the game......

Three minutes later, a strand... Sprayed on the skill book, and a miracle happened!

I saw the sound of the skill book "humming", and twelve pairs of human meridian diagrams appeared with text explanations, as well as a song that must be matched when practicing:

Sunflower Point Caveman

Ouch ouch

If you have money and land, you won't turn your face

Sunflower Point Caveman

Ouch ouch

One, two, three, four, change your posture and do it again

......

Embarrassment... Scrapped the boss's powerful Cloud Dragon Battle Saint, and put away the skill book of "Beginner Sunflower Point Caveman".

He didn't have time to read the details now, and he wanted to complain a few words to the author of this skill book, but he immediately held back.

Looking at the style of this skill book, it is really possible that it is the work of Mr. Zhang, in case he senses it, Ding Ding will be miserable if he is a few centimeters shorter.

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A minute later, the effort was blood, and again... At the price of refinement, the Cloud Dragon War Saint, who was still a little fluttery when he walked, rushed to the vicinity of the entrance of the spider cave.

The entrance to the Spider Cave is lined with trees on both sides, and the woods are flanked by very smooth cliffs, with only one road leading to the outside.

His name at this time has been changed to the last one he transformed just now, a player named Hey Convincing Some Players, and the image is a handsome young man who is quite sunny and immortal cultivator.

As soon as he arrived near the entrance of the cave, the Cloud Dragon Battle Saint saw that there were many people guarding the entrance of the cave, and it should be a guy who had the same idea as him.

He didn't hide his figure at this time, and suddenly received a lot of invitations to team up for dungeons.

The Cloud Dragon Battle Saint wondered, can't I get a copy of the third layer of Qi refining?

Lao Jian: Have you forgotten that your martial arts cultivation is close to the fifth layer of dark energy?

Yunlong Zhansheng patted his head: Hey, I forgot about this stubble.

He thought to himself: There are less than six minutes left before the anonymity can be used.

There are so many people at the door, and there will be a fierce battle when the treasure people come out.

Looks like I'm going to have to get it done......

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The Cloud Dragon Battle Saint tried it when he was in the Wolf Poison Valley Treasure, but as long as he did not leave the Wolf Poison Valley and the range of 500 meters, he could not go offline.

Even if they are forcibly offline, the gamer will still be there for a minute, but they will lose their resistance and be killed and snatched by others.

But he still has a hole card......

In less than two minutes, the Cloud Dragon Battle Saint, who refused the invitation to form a team and made arrangements, hid in a tree on the path that must be passed out of the spider cave, waiting for the god of luck to come.

There are only four minutes left until the anonymity expiration time......

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At this time, five teams of about 4,500 people in yellow, green, black, gray, and blue appeared from the hole, protruding from the spider cave in a sharp cone, followed by many novice village players.

Yunlong Battle Saint: This team is dressed exactly the same as the one in Wolf Poison Valley just now, it should be a group of people, Ma Dan, it seems that they have succeeded in picking peaches here.

Lao Jian: Attention, there are also three people hiding in the trees near you, thinking the same as you.

Yunlong: It's okay, they shouldn't have seen me when I was doing the arrangement just now.

The men guarding the entrance of the cave quickly fought with the five teams, and the players who came out of the cave behind surrounded the five teams.

For a while, the head and thighs were scattered everywhere, and blood and body fluids were splashed in all directions......

Yunlong: Old Annihilation, let's watch Pleasant Goat, I'm still a little uncomfortable.

Lao Jian: As you wish, the scene change plus the cost of the reconnaissance eye, you only used 12 lower-grade spirit stones just now, and there are 42 pieces, which is enough for you.

As soon as the Yunlong Battle Saint heard that there were 12 pieces missing, he calculated that at least 180,000 Huaxia coins were gone: 55555, I cried.

Lao Jian: Sao Nian, work hard to make money.

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The Cloud Dragon Battle Saint looked fixedly, only to see that in the middle of the team's sudden advance, there were 1, 2, and 3 people firmly supporting them? This should be a suspicious tactic.

Soon, the team changed from a sharp cone formation to a grinding disc of three leaning together, a formation that rolled forward, a flesh grinding disc.

Which one to start? The Cloud Dragon Battle Saint is thinking...

At this time, he saw that the three people hidden not far from him seemed to have been discussed, and one of them chose a target and began to touch forward from the tree.

Confused, which one to choose... He lifted the Eye of Confusion, the key to the protector, and looked at the three people who were firmly protected by the team, each of whom showed a different light from within their bodies.

Well, the man in green on the left has the weakest light on his chest, the man in black in the middle has the weakest light on his abdomen, and the man in green on the right... The Tintin glow is the weakest below.

He changed another keyword: the hidden ones, in addition to the three people on the tree, there were many people who had hidden their bodies and slowly leaned towards the battlefield.

No, there's a hider walking out, it's so blurry, this person has great hiding skills!

The Cloud Dragon Battle Saint added the Eye of the Mystery Chakra input, and finally saw it clearly... It's a woman in a yellow shirt!

I saw that the woman in the yellow shirt was like entering a no-man's land, avoiding all the people nearby, and her speed was quite fast!

She quickly dodged the battlefield and walked towards the direction of the Cloud Dragon Battle Saint!

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon! Yunlong Zhan Sheng made up his mind: No matter whether there are dates or not, take a shot!

So he changed a keyword: Night Spider Emperor Treasure Hunter!

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(To be continued)