Chapter 287: The Dragon Gives Birth to Nine Sons and the fairy tale are all lies

"So... We can't drink the water from outside?"

New Paradise Island, the top floor area of the company's main building, Hu Mingjing sat on the sofa and asked Hu Feng, and Chen Xiaopian and Hu Minghan were sitting next to her.

Hu Feng nodded, "That's right, and you must always bring the necklace I gave you, don't take off that quantum directional teleportation ring, if you see a human whose head and hands will twist and change, elongate and shorten, don't hesitate, teleport back immediately, even if you are doing something important." ”

"Hu Feng, you just said that the dead returned... I... Never mind. Chen Xiaopian's face was extremely entangled at this time.

"What's the matter, what's going on, say. Hu Feng looked at Chen Xiaopian's face and suddenly became anxious.

"My dad is back... My mom was going crazy with joy, you know she has always believed in Buddhism, and she keeps saying that this is the manifestation of the Buddha. ”

Hu Feng immediately stood up when he heard this, "When did your father come back?"

"Just yesterday, maybe it's going to be okay? I mean, my dad is very strong, he hasn't been in good health before, he's never been in pain, so... ”

"Oops, this has nothing to do with whether you are strong or not, the dead who returned is something else entirely, it's not your dad, and it's not the person your aunt loves. ”

"I think Hu Feng is right, I understand your current mood, you and your aunt have met your uncle again, if you think about it, I guess you will be happier than you, but... If it's really like what Hu Feng said, it's not the uncle before. Hu Minghan looked calm, nodded and said to Chen Xiaopian.

"I know ... I believe in Hu Feng, I'm just... Chen Xiaopian sighed heavily, unable to speak for a while.

"Okay, I'll take Xiaopian back to Guangzhou first, you two remember, you must pay attention to safety, especially you, you are always running all over the world, if you encounter any problems, you must teleport back immediately." ”

"Got it, I'm not a fool, let's go. Hu Minghan glanced at Hu Feng.

Hu Feng nodded, and looked at Hu Mingjing again.

"And you, those classmates around you should pay attention, don't... ”

"Oh, I know, Abba, you won't let my sister go after nagging, it'll be fine, now I seem to understand how I used to say to you non-stop. Hu Mingjing replied with a grin.

"It's good that you know, I've been infected by you. ”

At the same time that Hu Feng and Chen Xiaopian returned to Shenzhen and drove to Guangzhou, an extremely painful thing was also happening in the suburbs of Zhengzhou City, Henan Province.

Hu Feng's two old acquaintances, the two brothers of the Li clan demon hunter, are performing a secret and important mission at the moment, this is an order given by Li Lao himself, and the Celestial Empire Demon Hunting Society attaches great importance to it.

In an ordinary small village on the outskirts of Zhengzhou, the two Li brothers are trying to soothe the excitement of a chubby middle-aged uncle.

"I tell you, I have never done anything bad to endanger the country, don't force me, I have lived here since the Spring and Autumn Festival!"

"No, you misunderstood, we didn't come to hunt you, we just asked you about something, can you calm down... Ay... Before my brother could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by a chubby middle-aged man.

"Aha! I know! You're here to demolish it! I'll tell you, I'm not afraid of your demon hunting meeting! This is my house, and I'm not going to move out! Believe it or not, I'm going to the police station to sue you! I'm going to petition!"

"Hey... Brother, it is said that dragons give birth to nine sons, doesn't the myth say that this negative character is elegant and good, and likes to coil on the top of the stone tablet or something, why is there such a big gap?"

"Myths are all lies. The elder brother replied calmly.

"Ha! You still know that I am a negative man! Aren't you the descendants of the dragon who claim to be the sons of the dragon? I am the son of the dragon, and this is how you descendants treat the sons of the dragon!"

"Big brother, we haven't said anything to you or your family! we just want to ask you how much you know about purgatory, oh I'll go, why is it so difficult to communicate. ”

"Look, look! Do you know who planted this tree, it was planted by King Wen of Zhou back then! Look at it again, this ding, this was given by Duke Qi Huan! And this monument, which was dug by Emperor Jianwen in the Ming Dynasty when he fled! And the bricks of my house, do you know where they came from! This is what is left of the Great Wall of Qin Shi Huang!

"That, big brother... Strictly speaking, this tripod and stele belong to the national cultural relics, and you have to hand them over to the state. Forget it, you can keep it and play, it's okay, it's okay. ”

As soon as the words fell, he saw that the negative man's emotions were excited again, and the elder brother hurriedly changed his words and kept waving his hand.

Never mind... You can't communicate with these thousand-year-old monsters, so don't irritate them.

"Come to the big guy for tea, you calm down, we really don't have any malicious intentions, just ask Purgatory, please cooperate with our work, we promise to leave immediately when it's over." ”

"Oh, Purgatory, then you should have said it earlier, ask Purgatory, I thought it was a big deal!"

Uncle Cao! I've asked hundreds of times! You've listened!

The two brothers kept complaining in their hearts, but looking at the disdainful expression on the negative side, it seems that this time it was the right one, and he should know a lot about purgatory...

"I don't know, I've never heard of purgatory! I like to lie on the stele and entertain myself, and I'm not interested in anything else. ”

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You don't know what you talk about on horseback, and it's not a problem!

Sooner or later, the native monsters of the Celestial Empire will be finished.,There's no help.,Go home and wait for death.。。。

"Hey, two comrades, how much money can I give me if I really want to demolish and relocate? I will cooperate with the work of the state. At this time, he looked curious and longing.

The two brothers looked at the negative man in front of them, did not say a word for a long time, and fell into deep contemplation.

It's not saved, it's not saved... The local monsters of the Celestial Empire eat jujube pills! I wonder if the situation on the Western ghost side is also like this.

"You can continue to live here in peace, no one will demolish your house, farewell. ”

The two brothers arched their hands, turned around decisively and left, without the slightest trace of nostalgia.

Damn it again!

What dragon gives birth to nine sons, their states are different, and it is a lie to step on a horse in mythology!

In other words, does the old man know that his son is so virtuous now?

Well, the old man really knows, it's just that the old man is too lazy to care.

"The children have long been adults, how they are their own choice, the country now does not advocate quality education, multi-faceted interest development, back then advocated imprisoning ideological education, children belong to the private property of their parents, you say it is dross, now I also respond to the call of the country, accept the concept of the new era, what do you want to say?"

So let's play with the eggs!

In a hidden cave in Mount Tai, Zu Long's expression was indifferent, and he dropped a sunspot on the old wooden Go board, and then sat on the other side of the board, smiling and nodding, as if schizophrenia.

"Good chess, good chess, then the old man is not welcome, hang you big dragon. ”

After falling Baizi and twisting a big dragon from Kuroko, the ancestral dragon ran back to the opposite side and let out a long hum.

"Clever trick! The old man will be merciless. ”

All in all, Lao Tzu is now living a happy retirement life and entertaining himself, so no one should bother Lao Tzu!

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