Chapter 16: Teacher Bai
Chapter 16 Teacher Bai
It is said to be "beginner's difficulty", but it is not so simple.
Li Yu calmed down, and then remembered that there was a difficulty in front of him:
"It's been so many years since the high school entrance examination, who still remembers the questions of the high school entrance examination?"
He remembers that in addition to the three subjects of Chinese, mathematics and English, he seems to have taken physics and chemistry in the high school entrance examination.
Physics?
Chemistry?
What the hell is that?
He's a liberal arts monk!
Physics and chemistry were returned to the teacher as early as the second year of high school, how can you remember what physics and chemistry?
Not to mention physics and chemistry, even mathematics, after the end of the math exam in the second semester of the sophomore year, those messy formulas seem to have been forgotten overnight, how to take the test?
It is said that high school students are the most knowledgeable, and Li Yu, a college student, now feels that he is illiterate.
To make matters worse, his abilities don't help at all! "Night Vision" is not "Perspective Eye".
What to do?
Why don't you just go to high school?
Anyway, before being reborn, I have already gone to high school and am about to graduate from college, so it doesn't matter if I study in this life or not.
The problem is, Li Yu doesn't care, Mom and Dad do!
When he was in junior high school, he was the "top student" of the school, and he always occupied the first place in the grade, and his teachers and parents expected him to be admitted to the key high school in the city!
How is it possible not to go to high school?
Even if he fails the high school entrance examination, it is a "performance disorder", and his parents will definitely find ways to send him to high school, such as paying a large amount of "school choice fees".
School choice fee?
It's money again!
The first pot of gold hasn't been earned yet, so won't you post a sum first, right?
Li Yu thought about it, and asked Luo Kun outside loudly:
"Chubby, how did you arrange today's exam?"
"Huh?"
Luo Kun was obviously a little surprised:
"Is your baby sleepy? can you forget this?"
The so-called "explanation is a cover-up", Li Yu directly scolded:
"What so much nonsense?
"Knock knock!"
Before Luo Kun could answer, there was a knock at the door, and then a crisp female voice was heard:
"Li Yu, Luo Kun, get up soon!"
Who's that?
The familiar voice made Li Yu fall into memory.
Then, a slender figure emerged from his mind:
Oh, that's Mr. Bai.
And Luo Kun was already running towards the door excitedly:
"Teacher Bai, we're already up!"
Then Li Yu heard the sound of the door opening.
"Teacher Bai is early, please come in!"
"Morning! Li Yu!"
"He's still washing his face!
The sound of high heels stepping on the floor kept ringing, and by the time Li Yu realized that Teacher Bai had walked in and the bathroom door was not closed, it was already too late.
Teacher Bai turned his head to look in, and what he saw was a tall, thin and semi-naked boy wearing only a pair of gray boxers.
Li Yu turned around and looked out, and what he saw was a mature and plump beautiful young woman.
Teacher Bai was about twenty-five or sixteen years old, with a plump goose egg face, thick eyebrows, big eyes, long dyed brown hair, draped over his shoulders, and slightly curly ends.
She is about 165 centimeters tall, wearing a white printed long skirt and transparent high-heeled sandals on her feet, and her figure looks taller and taller.
A mature and plump body, if you add one point, you will be too fat, and if you lose one point, you will be too thin, with bumps and curves.
But the most eye-catching thing is the work card hanging around her neck, the two long suspenders just pass between the towering two mountains, pressing the skirt in, the higher the mountain appears, the deeper the ditch appears.
At a glance, Li Yu's body lost control and immediately raised his head to salute.
No, strictly speaking, it should be the head raised. Because, early in the morning, the fifteen-year-old boy was already angry, and the flag-raising ceremony never stopped.
To be honest, Li Yu really didn't have any indescribable thoughts in his heart.
But, after being reborn, he became a virgin again! Is it terrible that he is still a virgin who has tasted the taste of a woman? Moreover, before he was reborn, he had not known the taste of meat for more than two months. With this configuration, it's like a moving active volcano!
And Teacher Bai is at the best age of a woman, with a charming style, a mature body, and a strong femininity.
If Li Yu didn't react, it would be a strange thing! It was purely the instinct of the body.
"Uh, that, Bai, Teacher Bai early!"
Looking at each other, Li Yu was startled, his face turned red, and he hurriedly reached out to cover the key parts, and said hello awkwardly.
However, unexpectedly, Teacher Bai was very calm, neither screaming nor dodging.
Her gaze swept over Li Yu's body casually, and it seemed that she had deliberately paused somewhere—of course, this might be Li Yu's delusion.
Teacher Bai's eyes rolled, as if he hadn't seen it, and even showed a shallow smile on his face:
"Move faster!"
So saying, she turned away, walked out of the room, and closed the door with her hand.
However, Li Yu noticed that the back of Teacher Bai's ears was already red.
"Hehe! I thought you had read countless people and seen a lot!
Such a small episode, of course, does not matter to the reborn Li Yu, but Luo Kun is extremely excited:
"Hehe, old fish, your 'jade body' has been seen by Sister Bai, do you want her to be responsible?"
Seeing Luo Kun's appearance of a successful trick, Li Yu of course figured it out in a blink of an eye, Luo Kun had just opened the door and invited Teacher Bai in, which was definitely intentional.
His purpose is either to make Li Yu embarrassed, or he wants Teacher Bai to be embarrassed, or both.
The little boy's prank really makes people laugh and cry.
So, Li Yu scolded angrily:
"Take your sister's responsibility! You have a crush on Teacher Bai, think I don't know? Believe it or not, I'll tell you about it?"
The little boys in junior high school, when they first fell in love, met a beautiful big sister like Teacher Bai, how could they not like it?
As far as Li Yu knows, there are at least seven or eight male classmates in the class who have a crush on Teacher Bai.
The most famous one even woke up from a spring dream in the middle of the night calling "Sister Bai", and then fled to the toilet to clean the "Bird's Nest".
Such a hot "anecdote" of course, of course, has spread far and wide and has become a joke.
Since then, the boys have privately called Teacher Bai "Sister Bai".
Of course, Luo Kun's crush on Teacher Bai was confided in him when he was drunk at the end of this summer vacation.
Li Yu shook him out in advance.
Luo Kun couldn't laugh anymore, and his face suddenly changed:
"Huh? You talk nonsense! How can I secretly have a crush on Teacher Bai?"
Li Yu gave him a roll of the eyes:
"Huh!"
That means, of course Luo Kun understands, and he is in a hurry:
"I swear!"
Li Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, reached out and picked up the toothbrush, squeezed the toothpaste, and prepared to brush his teeth.
Luo Kun looked at it and gritted his teeth:
"Don't talk nonsense, I'll go back and invite you to dinner. ”
Li Yu ignored him, stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth, and began to brush his teeth.
Luo Kun was about to cry:
"What do you want?
Well, I still have to take the high school entrance examination, I can't tease him anymore, in case it affects his performance, it's not good.
Li Yu took out a toothbrush from his mouth and nodded with a smile:
"Okay, okay, that's it. Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret. ”
Looking at Luo Kun's youthful appearance, Li Yu couldn't help but add:
"However, Teacher Bai is the principal of Gao, don't think about it!"
The pure Luo Kun has not been "polluted", of course, it is inexplicably "wonderful":
"Principal Gao, which principal, no principal surnamed Gao!"
Li Yu held back a smile:
"Didn't I?
Although Luo Kun didn't understand, he still vaguely felt that it shouldn't be a good word:
"What do you mean? You can't talk nonsense! Sister Bai is not that kind of person!"
Looking at his serious appearance, Li Yu knew that he was wrong.
The dream lover of an innocent young man should not be defiled!
Li Yu had no choice but to admit his mistake:
"Okay! I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously!"
Luo Kun chased after him:
"Do you know who Sister Bai's husband is? It's the mayor of our town, Tong Town, who is only 28 years old! And he's about to be promoted again!"
is worthy of being a rich man in the town, and even knows such a secret.
Well, Teacher Bai has such a husband, even if the principal's surname is Gao, it is impossible for any wonderful story to happen.
Li Yu hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered:
"Big brother, I was really wrong!
Luo Kun let him go.
......
In the end, from Luo Kun, Li Yu received a piece of good news:
Today is June 13th, and I passed the physics and chemistry exams yesterday.
There's also bad news:
After breakfast, I had to take the math test.
(End of chapter)