Chapter 149: I Might Be the Worst National Treasure
Picking up the mobile phone on the ground and looking at the barrage, Ye Xuan shook his head and said: "It's not illegal to hunt kangaroos in Australia, although this guy is a national treasure, but there is no special treatment at all." There are too many kangaroos in Australia, with a total population of more than 60 million, which is two or three times the local population. As a result, they often enter cities, destroy farms, and even beat up citizens. Therefore, the Australian government has made a regulation to hunt kangaroos in batches every year. This year, the number is 1 million. ”
"In March 2015, the mayor of Canberra, while on a morning jog, a kangaroo grazing in the park suddenly rushed over and beat the mayor violently, causing him to be seriously injured and hospitalized. Last June, a female fitness trainer in Melbourne was on a morning jog when she was stopped by a male red kangaroo, who subsequently assaulted her. In the end, the coach lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, and only then escaped and was taken to the hospital with 35 stitches. ”
"In fact, kangaroos beat humans every year, and there are thousands of them, and these guys are so hot-tempered that even if you don't provoke them, they will sometimes beat you. ”
The red kangaroo on the ground looked as if it was dead, its head covered with flesh and blood.
Ye Xuan rubbed his hair, and for a while it hurt a little, although it is not illegal to hunt kangaroos in Australia, it is necessary to have a special kangaroo hunting license, and when hunting kangaroos, he must hit the specified position on the head.
In addition, the Australian government has very strict penalties for animal cruelty. Like him, in the presence of a dagger, he also beat kangaroos to death with his fists, and is likely to be prosecuted or even imprisoned.
I was angry just now, and I just wanted to teach this kangaroo a hard lesson, but I didn't expect to kill it.
Glancing at the red kangaroo, Ye Xuan turned his heart sideways, pulled out his dagger, and said: "I'm not afraid to bite if there are more lice, I've already been killed anyway, so I'm just going to use it for dinner." This guy is enough for me to eat for a few days, at least for the rest of the day, without wasting time on food. ”
Just as he was about to step forward and disembowel the kangaroo, he saw it quickly get up from the ground, turn its head and run, very fast, and disappear into the bushes after jumping a few times.
This sudden scene made Ye Xuan stunned, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he looked at the live broadcast camera, and said with a black question mark on his face: "This TM is okay?"
Not only was he confused, but the audience in the live broadcast room was also confused at the moment.
After they reacted, they frantically launched a barrage.
"666, I'm really convinced of this wave. ”
"You're happy, aren't you?"
"This kangaroo show flies. ”
"Grass mud horse, do you want to laugh Lao Tzu to death and inherit my flowers?"
"Obediently, a messy show made me stunned. ”
"Kangaroo: You wait for me, Lao Tzu will call someone. ”
"It's awesome, even kangaroos have learned to play dead. ”
"Today's live broadcast has refreshed my perception of kangaroos!"
"I can't beat it, I slipped away. ”
What is this called?
Catch a good fish by yourself, brag about it, no one provoked it, but a kangaroo came running, and without saying a word, it was a flying kick, couldn't you brag in Australia?
After some tossing, the fish was not caught, the kangaroo meat was not eaten, and he was injured, at this moment, Ye Xuan was very depressed.
The back of the waist is still hurting, and you don't need to look at it to know that there must be a large bruise. Fortunately, it didn't hurt the bones, otherwise it would have been troublesome.
Rubbing his lower back, Ye Xuan slowly stepped forward, picked up the fishing rod, re-hung an earthworm, and sat on the shore to continue fishing. Speechless, he said, "You see, right? I didn't provoke it at all, just give me a kick when I come up." These guys are so lawless on the Australian continent. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room obviously had a strong interest in the kangaroo and kept sending barrage questions.
He had to answer one by one, "Not all kangaroos have muscles. Only male kangaroos have such strong muscles, because male kangaroos will constantly fight with their own kind in the process of growth, and when they become adults, they need to rely on muscles to attract the opposite sex, so they will look so strong. Female kangaroos are relatively small in size and much more docile. ”
"To be reasonable, the kangaroo was fortunately not killed. Some viewers should know that Australia's animal protection laws are very sound, especially for kangaroos. Kangaroo hunting is allowed in Australia, but the rules are so strict that they can be prosecuted and even sentenced at every turn. If I kill this kangaroo by mistake today, you can report it with the live footage, and I will definitely go to jail. ”
Hearing him say this, the audience was excited again.
"Patriarch, give me a million quickly, or I'll report you. ”
"Brothers, I seem to have found a new way to get rich. ”
"No wonder the patriarch used to kill animals, all with one sword. ”
"I feel distressed for three seconds. ”
"It's also a national treasure, and the kangaroo is too miserable. ”
"There are so many things for foreigners, and there are so many rules for killing an animal. ”
"This TM is humanitarian, you can kill animals, but you can't torture them. ”
"Kangaroo: MMP, I'm probably the worst national treasure. ”
Before I knew it, the sun was gradually setting in the west, and it had come to more than five o'clock in the evening.
Ye Xuan sat on the shore, watching the sunset sink lower and lower, thinking in his heart, if there is no fish bite within ten minutes, he will go to catch the hare, otherwise if he continues to consume like this, he will probably be hungry tonight.
At this moment, the fishing rod in his hand suddenly sank.
"There's a fish on the hook, and it's not small. Feeling the power coming from the fishing rod, Ye Xuan raised his eyebrows and looked surprised.
As he spoke, he glanced at the freshwater crocodile in the center of the pond, and to be honest, he was a little worried that it was the crocodile that was biting.
Lifting the fishing rod slightly, after making sure that the hook was bitten to death, Ye Xuan began to pull the fishing rod back, wanting to drag the fish ashore little by little. He didn't dare to lift the rod directly, because the fish was not small, and the wooden stick used as a fishing rod was more than hard, and the toughness was insufficient, and it was easy to break.
"Whoa~"
When the fish was dragged to the shore, it writhed wildly and struggled, making a splash.
The saltwater crocodile in the center of the pond, awakened by this movement, opened its eyes and took a look, and then swam quickly towards the shore, obviously not wanting to let go of the food in front of him.
Seeing this, Ye Xuan sped up his movements and quickly dragged the fish ashore.
The whole fish is not small, more than 40 centimeters long, with a wide and flat body, and a dark body, without a trace of variegation.
Dragged the fish in front of him, Ye Xuan took out the dagger, stuck a knife in the head of the fish, held it up in front of the camera and said with a smile: "Luckily, this is an Australian cod perch." This guy has high nutritional value and delicious taste, and he can sell for 150 yuan per kilogram in China, and he has a good taste tonight. ”