Chapter 213: No gifts will be accepted for the holidays this year
"Old Qi, Old Qi!" At the foot of the mountain, the captain gently shook Professor Qi's shoulder.
"Ah...... Ahem...... Captain. The golden light in Professor Qi's eyes disappeared, and he lowered his head and replied weakly.
"You're the last one to wake up. The captain said, "We were still having breakfast just now, preparing to take a hot air balloon to climb the mountain, but somehow we all fell at the foot of the mountain, I guess it was someone else's way, after all, not only we came, many countries have sent people, but I didn't expect that they would use such despicable means." ”
Obviously, he didn't remember anything about what happened on the top of the mountain just now.
"Oh...... Ahem...... What about our hot air balloon?" Lao Qi stood up and asked.
"There!" the captain pointed to the hot air balloon that fell to the ground in the distance, "Our unmanned vehicles are all gone, probably stolen, alas, what a gang of robbers!"
"Then our mission ......" Professor Qi asked with a flash of his eyes.
"Before you woke up, I had already reported to my superiors, and all our preparations were in vain, and the mission had to be canceled. The captain sighed, "Since you're awake, let's go back to China first." ”
Originally, the captain wanted to wait for the country to send supplies again, but who knew that the Greek State suddenly announced that it would suspend foreign institutions from exploring Mount Olympus, so they could only go back.
"Then there is no way...... I'm old, and I can't necessarily afford to eat such a high mountain. Professor Qi said.
"......" Captain felt a little strange in his heart, why did Professor Qi suddenly say such depressing words, as if he had suddenly changed - his enthusiasm for mountaineering research was very high before.
Although strange, he still summoned a car to the airport and prepared to return home.
Professor Qi kept coughing with his head down, and every time he coughed, his pupils would light up once.
"It's really, a very simple life. He muttered to himself, and no one could hear what he was saying, "What a blessing to have such a compatible human being...... He knows us very well, but unfortunately he is a little older and his physical fitness is also very poor. ”
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Song Jiji has been thriving in the entertainment industry, and since he became a director, he has recently taken on several micro-films.
This guy is a pervert, naturally there are unspoken rules, and in the past 20 days, more than a dozen Internet celebrity beauties have suffered.
This guy used to be a pure silk, but now he can finally do whatever he wants to those "goddesses" who only dared to look at them from afar.
Just like a beggar who has been starving all year round and is suddenly taken to the landlord's house as a son, he naturally has to overeat every day to make up for the regrets of his previous life.
Overeating can lead to weakness of the spleen and stomach, intestinal diseases, and conversely, sudden overindulgence will naturally bring about physical pathologies.
For example, kidney deficiency.
After being introduced, Song Jiji tried a health care product called "Jiu Ri Bao", and Song Jiji was very interested in this health care product that was very dirty at first sight.
After drinking a small bottle, he felt that there were two warm hot currents in his lower back, and he was so comfortable that he was swinging straight, and he felt that his hollowed out body was being replenished again.
"What the hell is this?
He ordered a high-end product with a higher concentration, so the price was naturally expensive - a box of 6 bottles, 12 ml per bottle, and the price of a single bottle was 19,999 yuan.
"Hey, Wenwen, hurry up!" Song Jiji dialed a number, with a lewd face.
He's going to try it out, and if it's good, he's going to buy 10 more boxes!
There are many people like Song Jiji, especially some older local tyrants, although they have countless mistresses, and their mistresses are all as beautiful as flowers, but for them, they are just flowers, just like the watch they wear, they are just taken out to show off, and the picture is to look good.
Now, a bottle of "Jiu Ri Bao" will immediately become young, energetic and full of vitality.
Even some people suffering from infertility, after drinking Jiu Ribao, sperm motility has directly increased by several orders of magnitude, and for a while, the reputation of this health care product began to explode.
This thing in the market, in addition to word-of-mouth and advertising, is generally driven by the upper class and the lower class, and the new favorite of the rich people, "Jiu Ribao", has a cheap version, and soon almost everyone knows about it.
The high-end version sells for 19,999 yuan for a bottle, the interrupted version sells for 6,800 yuan for a bottle, the low-end version sells for only 999 yuan for a bottle, and there are daily food-grade ones that sell for 199 yuan for a box.
Behind this pricing method, in fact, it is just the different concentrations of the nutrient solution made by Cortana.
In China, anything with the gimmick of "tonifying the kidneys and strengthening the yang", whether it is rare wild animals or other edible food, will be very hot, and some people will want to get it at all costs.
Now, "Jiu Ri Bao" is on the market, and its effect is obvious to all, everyone is tempted, and it doesn't matter if you have money or not - rich people buy high-end, and those who don't have money buy low-end, it's just a matter of how fast or slow the effect is.
After the first wave of sales boom, a female star who had just given birth suddenly broke a gossip news, which once again detonated the sales boom:
After she insisted on drinking 10 bottles of Jiu Ribao, not only the anemia caused by pregnancy was cured, but also the scar of the caesarean section disappeared directly, and she could not lose weight, and her figure was actually restored to the best state within half a month!
The women are also crazy, thinking that this tainted health supplement is only for men.
Nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, both men and women replenish, is simply gospel.
Since ancient times, Chinese people have been giving gifts, since it is a good thing, a large wave of gift-giving craze has begun - birthday?
Valentine's Day?It's too stingy to give each other a box of chocolates, so let's send a long day treasure!
Let's send a box of Jiuri Treasure to relatives!
Look at the elders, give a box of Jiuri Bao!
Class reunion: Don't drink at the wine table, drink Jiu Ribao!
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Zhao Xu got his share of sales, and the large number on his bank account told him that the sales were very hot.
He was naturally happy to make money, and even happier was that he finally promoted the nutrient solution.
The sudden popping out of Mount Olympus made him feel that the "World Tribulation" predicted by Ji Yun's master should be getting closer and closer.
Now, his hourly income exceeds the salary of the past year, so Zhao Xu does not plan to go to work anymore, firstly, in order to no longer hide his relationship with Li Jing, after he resigns, it will not affect Li Jing's position and work; second, the 9-to-5 work restricts him, so that he has no time to study and explore, and prepare for the world catastrophe.
Before the resignation procedures were completed, the security guard on the first floor called and said that someone was looking for him.
"Who is looking for me?" Zhao Xu asked on the phone.
"An old gentleman surnamed Qi, I said I want to see you. ”