Chapter 22 The Unlucky Hero

Luck is coming, and I can't stop it.

Li Jiannan wanted to be Lei Feng, and the opportunity came to the door.

"Could it be that this is the legendary 'protagonist aura'?"

Li Jiannan was overjoyed, and without thinking about it, he rushed into the alley.

What made him even more overjoyed was that he seemed to have the legendary "Eight Kings", and a loud roar shocked a group of young people.

The group of people who were originally noisy and shouting instantly became silent, and they all looked at each other.

"Stop! Don't hit anyone!"

Li Jiannan was full of confidence, and suddenly felt that he was the embodiment of justice, and strode towards the crowd.

As if intimidated by his righteous radiance, the two little boys in front of him hurriedly stepped out of the way.

Only then did Li Jiannan see the boy with glasses again, he was leaning against the wall, sitting on the ground, and also looked at Li Jiannan in surprise.

Li Jiannan's momentum was like a rainbow, he walked over directly, stood in front of the boy with the eyes, faced a group of young people, and said solemnly:

"What's going on? Don't you know it's illegal to beat someone? Is there anything you can't say?"

The group of young people around looked at him strangely, looked at each other again, and finally looked at one of the girls.

Only then did Li Jiannan notice the tall girl in the crowd.

The first thing I saw was the big pair of sunglasses, which almost completely covered the small face of a melon seed the size of a palm, leaving only a red cherry mouth.

Then there are those long straight legs, wearing black skinny jeans, and at a glance, it seems that the lower part of the neck is full of legs.

Then, Li Jiannan noticed her ball head, denim jacket, white T-shirt and white flat shoes.

Li Jiannan's gaze swept over her chest, and she found that it was a flat river.

A very cute little girl, but unfortunately poor-breasted, in Li Jiannan's eyes, the only attraction is her long legs.

However, his girlfriend's more seductive pair of "compass legs", he has been playing with it for more than two years, of course, he is not much interested in it, his eyes swept over the girl hurriedly, and he looked at the pair of sunglasses.

He also saw that this girl who was more than 1.7 meters tall was most likely the head of this group of young people.

Li Jiannan looked at her and was about to speak, but the girl in sunglasses took a step forward and spoke first:

"Hey, uncle, which one are you?"

She crossed her hands on her hips, her small chin was raised high, and her voice was crisp and good, but her words were not good at all.

Uncle?

Li Jiannan is not yet 22 years old, how old can he be her uncle?

Also, Are human quantifiers roots?

Li Jiannan has one, and on another occasion, he may have to return it, but at this time, he can only endure his unhappiness and say:

"I was passing by. You ......"

Li Jiannan was about to tell her a big truth, but the girl in sunglasses suddenly "transformed".

She took a step forward, stretched out her right hand, and a white and tender index finger pointed to Li Jiannan's nose, and interrupted him fiercely:

"What are you doing here? You think you're a hero? Why don't you get out of here?"

The girl in sunglasses waved her hand, pointed out the alley, and motioned for Li Jiannan to get out.

Li Jiannan looked at the girl's pungent appearance, a little confused:

"Are all the little girls so hot now?"

"Or is this a little sister!"

For a moment, Li Jiannan was actually stunned, of course he wouldn't roll, but what should he do?

"Are you deaf? What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a beautiful woman?"

Finding Li Jiannan looking at her blankly, the girl in sunglasses was furious, took a step forward again, and pushed her small hand violently, pushing on Li Jiannan's chest.

Li Jiannan was caught off guard, and was actually pushed by her to stumble and retreat.

And behind Li Jiannan was the boy with glasses, and as soon as he stumbled, he wrestled with the boy with glasses.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing the embarrassment of the two, the group of young people around laughed.

Li Jiannan got up from the ground and looked at a group of laughing little boys and girls, feeling ashamed and angry.

But for the sake of being a good person, he still endured it, as if nothing happened to be pushed down, with a smiling face, he asked the girl in sunglasses:

"What the hell is going on? Why are you hitting him? Can you tell me?"

"He ......"

A girl in the back seemed to want to explain, but was interrupted by a girl in sunglasses raised her hand, she smiled and snorted coldly:

"Hmph, who do you think you are? Why should I tell you?"

Li Jiannan also fought hard for the sake of being a good person, and said with a smile:

"There's something to discuss! Beating someone won't solve the problem, and beating someone is still a crime, and if you break it, you'll go to jail. ”

Unexpectedly, the girl in sunglasses didn't eat his set at all, and said impatiently:

"Are you annoyed? Are you Tang Seng? What's wrong with me beating someone? I'm going to beat me! Are you a policeman? You arrest me!"

As she spoke, she rushed up again and slapped Li Jiannan on the chest again.

Li Jiannan was on guard this time, and the girl in sunglasses didn't have much strength, he didn't move at all, but grabbed the girl's little hand, pushed her back gently, and said:

"Don't do it!

"You dare to hit me?"

How could the girl in sunglasses listen to him, took two steps back, screamed, and rushed up again, waving a pair of small hands, covering her face, and greeted Li Jiannan's face.

"Hey, hey, hey, if you do this again, I'll fight back!"

Li Jiannan parried, dodged, and retreated, warning loudly in his mouth.

"Come on, come on, fight back!"

Listening to his words, the girl in sunglasses became more and more excited and chased after him.

Li Jiannan took a few steps back, leaned against the wall, and couldn't dodge, so he reached out and grabbed her wrist, and kept saying:

"Stop, stop, calm down, calm down!"

The girl in sunglasses was like an angry little leopard, how could she listen to him, she was grabbed with both hands, and with a mouth, she was about to bite Li Jiannan's hand.

Li Jiannan hurriedly took her hand and raised it up, and he had already retreated in his heart, and said in a loud voice:

"Don't bite, don't bite, I surrender! I surrender!

A familiar sharp pain came, Li Jiannan screamed, let go of the girl's hand, bent down, covered the base of her legs with both hands, and fell to the ground.

He's going to cry:

"Why are the balls always hurting? My balls?"

The girl in sunglasses still didn't give up, watched Li Jiannan fall to the ground, and said proudly:

"Hmph!

She squatted down, slapped Li Jiannan twice on the head with her little hand, and was still angry, stood up and kicked him twice in the leg.

Li Jiannan only cared about the pain of the egg, and he couldn't take care of it after a few hits on his body.

"Ahh

A female voice rang out.

"Chase!"

"Huh!

Before leaving, the girl in sunglasses didn't forget to kick Li Jiannan's ass twice.

After a while, the alley fell silent, and only Li Jiannan, who fell to the ground, remained.

He slowly got up from the ground and looked up at the sky, his face full of grief and indignation:

"Why am I so unlucky?"

(End of chapter)