Chapter 560 Taishang Laojun shook his head

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West sat side by side in the main hall, looking at the great immortals from all walks of life, they were also happy in their hearts, and they all wanted to maintain such a prosperous situation forever.

The theme of this Pan Tao Conference is to have fun, have fun, and entertain one after another, dancing, singing, crosstalk, and acrobatics.

In these years, the gods and goddesses have protected the people, and they have learned a lot of skills from mortals in the lower realm, and they have brought this kind of banquet for the sake of Emperor Boyu and the Queen Mother, and everyone is also willing to pretend to be ugly and funny, and the whole anger is very active.

Especially Chang'e's neon dress dance, it really fascinated all the gods, and people unconsciously wanted to writhe with her.

As soon as the song was played, many immortals were shocked and sweated, this Chang'e fairy was really amazing, after so many years in the cold Moon Palace, he had honed his dancing skills to such an extent.

Thinking that Marshal Tianpeng was fascinated by the Chang'e Fairy, he broke into the Moon Palace after the Pan Tao Society, and wanted to have an indescribable thing with the Chang'e Fairy, and was sued by the Chang'e Fairy to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor's angry seven orifices were smoked, and he was directly caught and thrown into the Animal Dao as a typical example, so that he was reincarnated as a lazy pig demon.

Of course, no one can say the twists and turns in the middle, whether it was Marshal Tianpeng and Fairy Chang'e who were found out by the Jade Emperor that the Jade Emperor ate dry vinegar, and only then did he be ruthless to Marshal Tianpeng next time, then it is unknown.

The generalissimo of Tianhe in the heavenly realm molested the foreman of a dancing girl, and was thrown into the beast road as a punishment, no matter how you look at it, I think that Marshal Tianpeng was the existence of competing with Tota Li Tianwang, if there was no Li Tianwang behind this matter, no one would believe it, the wrong branches are too complicated, after all, one has been beaten into the beast road, who will be upset for him.

But since then, Fairy Chang'e has become more homely, and basically does not participate in the usual activities, and only big events like the Pan Tao Conference will come out to dance.

Just when everyone was immersed in the dance of the fairy Chang'e, Taishang Laojun appeared for a moment, for a great immortal of his realm, such a thing should not have happened, but why did it happen, this made him a little panicked, turned his head and glanced at the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother on the dragon chair in the main hall, and he was not good to leave at this juncture.

Then I saw that the other immortals were also a god, but their god Taishang Laojun knew that it was very different from his own, they were all taken away by the dance of Fairy Chang'e, and even most of them danced with their bodies twisted.

Just as he was about to pinch his fingers, the barefoot immortal said with a smile: "Laojun, I salute you, I just got some rare fairy grass, and I will give it to you when the time comes, and I will reward a few pills when there is a suitable pill for me." ”

Taishang Laojun picked up the cup and drank it, and then said, "It's easy to say." ”

Maybe seeing that Taishang Laojun is easier to talk today, other immortals also came to toast with him, after all, Taishang Laojun is also a relatively special existence in this heavenly court, even the Jade Emperor has to give him three points, he is not only superior in strength, but also hard enough backers behind him, the key is that he also refines a good pill, each of these pills is the best, and it is circulated among the immortals: Lao Jun's product must be a high-quality product.

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The method of snack to Sun Wukong is very simple, that is, the snack casts a spell to cover the entire Taishang Laojun's enchantment, so as not to let the movement spread out, Sun Wukong took advantage of this short time to break the enchantment of Taishang Laojun on the gate, and then the snack imitated the gossip array enchantment on the gate of Taishang Laojun, so that the gods could enter the Tushi Palace unconsciously, for the two smart people, one point is thorough, and the cooperation is seamless.

Taishang Laojun toasted and interrupted the immortals, and forgot the short-term panic just now, after all, the dance of the Chang'e Fairy did have a kind of confusing effect at that time, maybe he was always thinking about the Jade Emperor recently, which caused his spirit to be not concentrated enough, so that the Chang'e Fairy took advantage of the loophole.

Maybe he is too sensitive, and he will never appear in the scene of the year again, after all, the monkey has already stopped doing evil, although he was so noisy in the Great Buddha Hall some time ago, and the Buddha did not sanction him, he should be a monkey with his tail between his legs, instead of coming to Heaven to make trouble again.

Taking advantage of this peach meeting, I should also relax, I can't tighten my nerves like this anymore, and if I continue like this, sooner or later I will become a neurotic like the Jade Emperor.

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The combination of snacks and Sun Wukong can be said to be seamless, even in a moment of time, Taishang Laojun returned to Tushi Palace after discovering it, I believe that they have already enjoyed everything that should be enjoyed, and packed everything that should be packed.

When he arrived at the Tushi Palace, he went directly to the main hall, and Sun Wukong said: "The gourds here are all pills, even if you eat them, they are all the best pills that the old Taoists here have refined." ”

The two guys seemed to have been starved for many years, regardless of the fact that they began to shoot randomly, many elixirs had spiritual intelligence, flying and flying to avoid their chase, and the snacks were chased more happily at first, and then their faces sank and said: "Give you face, you really take yourself seriously, give it to me." ”

Seeing this, Sun Wukong no longer cared about stuffing it into his mouth, but took out the storage bag on his waist, pulled it open and began to collect it, the snacks were not fuel-efficient, etc., and he picked up the storage ring given to him by Bian Tian and kept collecting it.

At this time, the Queen Mother said: "These seven fairies are too unreliable, let them pick a peach for so long, and they haven't come back, see how I clean them up then." It's no longer the time when monkeys guarded the yard, it's still so slow. ”

The speaker was unintentional, listening to the intention, Taishang Laojun only then remembered that he shook his god just now, where was he in the end, and he couldn't care about the peach festival now, and disappeared in the Yaochi hall of the Queen Mother of the West with a swish, because he was too fast, too fast, too angry, the god next to him was implicated and did not stand firmly, and fell directly to the side.

The state that appeared here made the joyful atmosphere stand still, and I don't know what kind of madness Taishang Laojun is doing, but this scene is so familiar, as if it had happened before.

I don't know who suddenly said, "Oh, it can't be that monkey again." ”

The word monkey was like a bomb, which made the atmosphere even more gloomy due to the sudden departure of Taishang Laojun, and then it became a little panicked.