Svek wanted to cry without tears.

What's going on, where am I, who the fuck am I.

After a chaotic period of self-torture, after nightfall, skeleton soldiers patrolled, and most of the people on the Demon Farm could get a break.

Svecker gathered everyone who was not on duty at night in the courtyard of House No. 1, lit a bonfire, and everyone sat around the campfire, so that there was a concert atmosphere.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I started my performance, I can't make a noise in the middle of the show, I can't make a messy sound, when my performance is over, please give me a correct rating, I am very strong and can accept any comments, thank you. ”

It's still a moonlit night in the spring river, and the song is over.

Svecker spotted two sailors covering their ears.

Satsuma had a strange expression, Beach stared at him, and Adolf held back a smile, his face flushed.

The captain spoke first: "My lord, this is the so-called god-level instrument you are talking about?"

"Yes, of course it is. ”

Beechcraft: "Head, can you hear what I have to say?"

"Yes, Beechcraft. ”

"It's, it's so ugly, I don't know what metaphor to use to describe the magic noise that this instrument emits. ”

This guy actually used magic noise!

Schweik asked, "So, what about other people's ratings, let's talk about them." ”

Satsuma: "I can't comment, I don't think it's music. ”

The first mate, who was sitting on the ground, stood up at this time: "My lord, can I tell me my real comment?"

"What I want is the most authentic review, please say. ”

"My lord, what Beach and Satsuma said is not the right evaluation......"

Svecker was immediately happy, and finally, a talking man appeared, and he was looking forward to it.

Everyone looked at the first mate.

"That's the music, yes, a very nice melody!"

The crowd was stunned.

The captain laughed and scolded: "You are a street fighter! The captain of the guard doesn't need such a bad and low-level sycophant!"

Wei Naxun was not in a hurry: "I haven't finished talking yet, I mean, the music played by adults is very suitable for funerals, yes, I personally think, very suitable, the music of the magic flute is the sound of a person crying." ”

The people around the campfire burst into laughter.

Svek was annoyed: "Fuck, fuck off, fucking fuck off!"

The facts are obvious, the music emitted by Svecker's homemade flute, there is no worst, only worse, damn Wei Naxun, your comments are the most poisonous, and they impress the captain of the guard.

After everyone was gone, Svek decided to go to Sophia for an explanation, and the girl had apparently made a serious fuss with herself again.

Knowing that the flute he made produced produced the most ugly notes in history, she still applauded vigorously.

Too bad, this witch.

The captain advises Svey not to touch the head, you can't beat the witch now, you go to her now, you will only be free-fall by the forest spell like Beech, or wait until you have enough strength to make a move.

The hero does not suffer the immediate loss, the gentleman is not too late to take revenge for ten years, and the captain's good example and persuasion, Schweiker first wrote down this molesting account.

However, because of his poor performance, the state of the Sword of Sin returned to its pre-liberation state overnight.

It can only barely fly, and as for the target of the attack, it has become impossible at all.

The late madman also said that the bad sequelae caused by Sveek will continue to ferment, and if a decisive and effective method is not taken, the fans will fall until there is no fan.

Almost all of the undead believe that Svecker is not only an executioner, but also an executioner who insults the intelligence of the undead, and that his so-called musical instruments make nasty, lame noises, the most vicious noises, that mock the undead.

Faced with such an evaluation, Sveek even had the heart to jump off the building.

Back then, when he was at school, as the backbone of the school band, his flute solo, and Li Meixuan, the head of the school flower, all looked at him sideways, and took the initiative to invite them to eat together.

The problem, of course, is in the making of the flute.

The material of the flute is fine, it is very convenient, and it is very convenient, so it is certain that Svecker does not need to use the ancient bird tibia drill to blow it.

Svecker throws the flute into the campfire.

The next day, he cut three more bamboos, and he vowed not to give up until he made a passable bamboo flute.

Wenason is here again, he's coming for the captain.

The captain saw him walk into the courtyard and said with a smile: "Hit the street, you dare to come to the first room! Because of your bad sycophancy, the lord burned the magic flute." ”

The first mate was stunned: "That's the adult who said that a correct evaluation is needed, and I made the most honest evaluation based on the adult's words, is there anything wrong?"

In the courtyard, Svecker sat at a table making flutes.

He smiled, "Of course, there is nothing wrong with it at all. ”

The captain smiled: "My lord, saying this means that Wei Naxun is wrong, he is too upright. ”

Svecker: 'I admire people of integrity. ’

Beach walked into the courtyard at this time, saw the bamboo on the table, and said with a smile: "Head, you still don't want to give up, you should find another way to win the help of the undead." ”

"The problem is that I can't find any other way at the moment, damn Guabones, he will do things at any time, and my sword of sin must generate combat power in the shortest possible time, otherwise, we will be laughed at by the old witch again. ”

Wei Naxun listened to Sveker's words and said, "My lord, I actually have an idea, I don't know whether to talk about it or not. ”

"If you have anything to say, just say it, why bother to spit it out?"

The captain warned with a smile: "Wei Naxun, talk well, don't be so direct, take it easy!"

"My lord, I think it's extremely unlikely that the wizard Guyabone will attack our demon farm, and I don't approve of all of us patrolling it. ”

The first mate said this, and Svek stopped what he was doing.

"What is your basis?"

"My opinion is this, maybe it's a coincidence that the adult met the wizard Guyabone in the forest, he also went out hunting, it just so happened that you met, according to Sophia's personal experience, as well as the description of the adult, I personally think that Guyabone attacked you with the conduction of electricity from the stream, he didn't really want to kill you, he was using another means to punish you. ”

The first mate threw out such an argument, and Beach was full of interest: "Wei Naxun, then what do you think Gu Yabone used to punish our powerful captain of the guard?"

The first mate smiled at this time and asked, "Beechcraft, may I ask you a personal question, when is a man's most painful moment?"

Beechcraft: "Well, I think about it, I think about it, it should be when I don't have money to call chickens." ”

"No, of course not, it's when you call the chicken to go to bed, but you find that your *** has been dormant, and you don't respond to any cheers. ”

Beechcraft was first beaten, followed by laughter, and the captain also laughed, scolding: Wei Naxun, you are dead on the street, dead on the street, don't be so direct, okay?

Shi Weike couldn't cry or laugh: "Wei Naxun, you are really a fucking talent, Lao Tzu admires!"

Beechcraft: "Head, I think it's important for you to find a woman to verify that your weapons of battle are dormant? ”

First Mate: "So, the purpose of the wizard's punishment has been achieved, there is no need for him to attack the demon farm, and we don't need to be so nervous, our attention, I think, should be focused on the vampires and the Vasson dragons." ”

The captain turned his head and asked Sveker, "My lord, what Wei Nasun said seems to make sense, what do you think?"

Schweik gritted his teeth: "Lao Tzu must have broken Gu Yagude's corpse into ten thousand pieces, peeled off the skin and cramped, and bruised the bones and scattered ashes..... If, it's really like the first mate said!"