"Village Chief Yang, there has been a recent incident, one night, there was a particularly strange scene in your Shanghe Village, there was a fairy, riding a bear and passing by with a tiger, is this thing true?" Tian Yun asked with a smile on her face

"Really, it's true, many people have seen it," Yang Feng replied excitedly

"Then may I ask if Village Chief Yang knows this fairy?" Tian Yun then asked

"Know" Yang Feng's answer made Tian Yun stunned

"Then I don't know Village Chief Yang, can you introduce us to this fairy?" Tian Yun asked again

"Chang'e, everyone knows each other, so I won't say more" Yang Feng smiled, Tian Yun smiled, and said: "It seems that Village Chief Yang is not going to tell us the truth, I wonder if Village Chief Yang can talk about your opinion on the appearance of tigers and bears, because before, there were rumors of bears in Shanghe Village"

"This,I mainly have to thank our country,Thank you to the party,Thank you to the government,Thank you CCTV,Thank you Nanling TV,Thank you Hefeng TV,Thank you Shanghe TV,Oh Shanghe Village doesn't have TV yet,But I believe,Our AV must be there" Yang Feng opened his mouth, and Tian Yun was depressed

"Thank you for staying at the end, and ask Village Chief Yang to say first whether the beast will have an impact on the current tourism industry in Shanghe Village" Tian Yun had to interrupt, and it was estimated that if he continued, Teacher Cang should also appear

Yang Feng said: "Yes, I believe there will be many people who come to Shanghe Village to see tigers, bears, the zoo is charged, we are completely free here, our tourism in Shanghe Village will be greatly improved, climb to a height, preferably as high as Mount Everest, in fact, I have a dream, I hope that one day, we will see penguins, we don't have to go to the North Pole, we can see it in Shanghe Village"

"Penguins seem to be in the South Pole, and the North Pole is a polar bear," Tian Yun said

"Penguins and polar bears have been separated from each other, so how do they give birth to sharks?" Yang Feng's question filled Tian Yun's mind with black lines, gestured to the cameraman, turned off the camera, and asked with a tiger face: "Yang Feng, can you give me a good talk"

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Yang Feng asked with a straight face

"No, do you want to be my boyfriend?" Tian Yun asked sharply

"No, I just think you've had a bit of an endocrine imbalance recently" The cameraman, makeup artist, and Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing out loud anymore

"You're just suffering from endocrine disorders," Tian Yun scolded angrily

"I don't have acne" Yang Feng retorted forcefully, Tian Yun walked away, she had a small beanie on her forehead, but this has nothing to do with endocrine disorders, it is eaten by chili peppers

"Sister Tian, calm down, calm down" The cameraman and makeup artist hurriedly pulled Tian Yun back, but they forgot to pull Yang Feng, and Yang Feng took this opportunity to run away

"Hum ran away, monk, you can't run to the temple, don't cooperate with my interview, I won't leave if I live here" Tian Yun shouted loudly

"He can't wait for it, this is probably because he wants to go into the mountains to find tigers and bears, and there is no gatekeeper," Dong Yuxin said with a smile

"Ah, he's in the mountains, hurry up, let's go too" Tian Yun shouted, and hurriedly ran out of the door, not noticing, a smile of conspiracy escaped from the corner of Dong Yuxin's mouth

Yang Feng ran very fast, Tian Yun didn't see Yang Feng's shadow at all, but it was difficult for her, she was also familiar with the people in Shanghe Village, and when she asked someone, she knew which direction Yang Feng was walking from, and chased after her

"Sister Tian, are we still chasing?" Out of the tourist area, in the silence of the mountain forest, the makeup artist asked in fear

"Chase, why don't you chase" Tian Yun said very angrily

"Sister Tian, but we don't know which way Village Chief Yang is coming from, and there are tigers and bears here" The cameraman had to remind that as the only male in the trio, he had to be responsible for the two ladies, and at the same time he had to be responsible for himself

"Ah" Tian Yun exclaimed, only then did she remember, why did they come, she was not afraid of the tiger in the zoo, because it was in a cage, or she was locked in a cage, but she was afraid here, the story of the tiger eating people has been heard since childhood, and there are countless versions, and the story of people eating tigers is only Wu Song, she doesn't think that the three of them together can be better than Wu Song

Two tigers and a bear, no matter how you count it, there is no chance of winning, Tian Yun decided to go back, although the reporter is a risky industry, but he can't send himself to the tiger's mouth, and there is no need to take this risk, as long as Yang Feng is caught, she doesn't have to worry about finding the tiger

The tiger roared, the wind rose, Tian Yun looked at the two frightened behind her, and couldn't help but look back, this look directly in front of her eyes was black and fainted, I don't know when, there was a tiger standing behind her, which scared her out of her body, and the two souls were out of her body

The tiger glanced at Tian Yun with disdain, as if to say, "With this little guts, you dare to come to the master, see if the master doesn't scare you to death"

The tiger turned his head and quickly disappeared into the mountains and forests, the two of them hurriedly went up to rescue, fainted, artificial respiration didn't work, although the cameraman wanted to, but he didn't dare, and he didn't have that chance, the makeup artist had already begun to pinch people, pinched for a while, Tian Yun slowly woke up

"Are we all dead?" The first reaction was that Tian Yun thought that he was no longer in the world at this time

"Sister Tian, no, the tiger is gone," the makeup artist hurriedly said

"Oh" Tian Yun breathed a sigh of relief, as if this soul had slowly returned, and asked anxiously, "Have you taken a picture of the tiger?"

"No, that's okay," the photographer said embarrassedly

"Alas, we came in vain" Tian Yun was depressed, he almost lost his life, and he didn't leave any evidence, this trip to find the tiger, I don't know whether to say it was a success or a failure

With horror, excitement and unwillingness, Tian Yun and the others returned to Shanghe Village, and they were stunned as soon as they entered Yang Feng's courtyard, Yang Feng was playing chess with Dong Yuxin in the courtyard, his eyebrows were dancing, he was afraid that others would not know that he was living a very happy life, drinking tea, playing chess, and accompanied by beautiful women

"When did you come back?" Tian Yun asked curiously

"I'm back early," Yang Feng replied disapprehantly

"Have you seen a tiger?" Tian Yun despised shì for a moment, and felt like she had been fooled

"See" As soon as Yang Feng replied, Tian Yun was stunned and asked anxiously, "Where is it?"

"It's in the forest on the other side of the river, don't worry, I told them that they are not allowed to eat people," Yang Feng said

"If you let them not eat people, they won't eat people?" Tian Yun asked angrily

"It turns out that you can come back alive, thanks to me, to your life-saving benefactor, shouldn't you be polite," Yang Feng said jokingly

"How do you know we've run into a tiger?" Tian Yun was stunned for a moment and asked puzzled

"Just look at your expressions, now I believe it, we have tigers in Shanghe Village," Yang Feng asked with a smile

"Yes, Nanling has it, it's not you Shanghe Village," Tian Yun retorted

"Shanghe Village is Nanling's, and Nanling's existence means that our Shanghe Village has it," Yang Feng argued

"Why don't you say that the tiger belongs to your family and was raised by you," Tian Yun rolled her eyes and said

"Hey, you can guess this, yes, yes, IQ is about to catch up" Yang Feng made a surprised expression, while Dong Yuxin couldn't help laughing

"What's it?" Tian Yun was not stupid, knowing that there must be something wrong with this sentence, he asked

"Aggressive" Yang Feng shouted, Aggressive ran out of the house, Tian Yun saw it, her face became very dark and very black, and she had the potential to go up to find Yang Feng desperately, and she dared to say that her IQ was not as high as that of a puppy, it was too bullying

"Sister Tian, if you have something to say" Seeing that Tian Yun was in a state of rage again, the two of them hurriedly pulled Tian Yun back, they came for an interview this time, how to interview this fight, if you can't complete the task, you have to be trained, Tian Yun now has a big wrist, and the leader will save some face, but they will definitely become scapegoats

"You can't talk well, Xiao Yun, the family is not helping you less" Dong Yuxin gave Yang Feng a roll of his eyes and pulled Tian Yun to sit beside her

"Okay, now let's talk about the tiger, don't you mind Reporter Tian?" Yang Feng's smiling appearance made the flames in Tian Yun's heart jump upward

"Don't mind, ready to start" Tian Yun took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth

As soon as the camera was turned on, Yang Feng said directly: "Audience friends, hello everyone, I am Yang Feng, the head of Shanghe Village, and I want to make some explanations about the tiger and the chivalrous girl in Shanghe Village, first, this incident is true, many people have seen it with their own eyes, of course I didn't see it, because I was sleeping at home that day; Second, I don't know where this tiger came from, and who this chivalrous woman is, because I also want to know; Third, please pay attention to all tourists who come to Shanghe Village, without the guidance of our professionals and hunting dogs, do not go into the mountains, otherwise any situation will have nothing to do with my Shanghe Village, as if it has nothing to do with us, and it is not illegal for tigers to eat people; Fourth, if someone encounters a tiger or a bear in the mountains, please do not make an offensive posture, and do not plan to come forward and make love, because you are not a chivalrous woman, quietly retreat, and then run as fast as you can, and run to a crowded place to be safe; Fifth, the majority of villagers along the Nanling Mountains should pay attention, in addition to one bear and two tigers, there are also a large number of wolves in the Nanling, this is what I have seen with my own eyes, that group of wolves is not managed by chivalrous women and chivalrous guests, I think everyone should know the danger."

"Have you seen a wolf again?" Tian Yun was shocked, she didn't expect such a fierce material

"Not only are there wolves, but also big pythons, almost as thick as a bucket, if I hadn't brought more dogs last time, I guess you would have seen a grave on the top of the hill in Shanghe Village," Yang Feng said half-seriously and half-jokingly

"Really?" Tian Yun asked suspiciously

"If you don't believe it, Reporter Tian will go to the primeval forest of Nanling and walk around," Yang Feng said with a smile

"So, in the South Ridge, it is full of dangers?" Tian Yun asked

Yang Feng said: "I can't say that, in fact, people and animals are the same kind, in addition to large beasts will attack people in the case of hunger, there are also attacks when people take the initiative to provoke, so as long as we don't take the initiative to find trouble, it is safe, the rabbits and pheasants in Nanling are enough to feed dozens of tigers and bears, they are not short of food, and human flesh is not delicious."

"Why, Village Chief Yang has also eaten human flesh, do you know what it tastes like?" Tian Yun asked deliberately

"At this point, I think Reporter Tian has the most right to speak," Yang Feng said with a smile

"How can I have the most voice?" Tian Yun asked puzzled

"Because reporter Tian, you are a woman" Yang Feng's words of course made everyone except the cameraman stunned

"What do you mean?" Tian Yun asked incomprehensibly

"I'm afraid that Reporter Tian is not married yet?" Yang Feng asked

Tian Yun gave Yang Feng a roll of his eyes, he didn't know if she was married or not, suddenly, she understood, her face felt a little hot, and she scolded: "Shameless, obscene"

"Alas, you want to be crooked" Yang Feng sighed softly, so that the cameraman couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, for Yang Feng, he had a sense of admiration, and felt that he was a model for countless male prostitutes to learn

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