"Nan Nan, are we unable to celebrate Children's Day?" Wang Dang sat on the edge of the table in the early morning and asked with a depressed face.

Today is Friday at the end of May, and tomorrow is Children's Day.

Li Nan recalled the calendar, dragged his right cheek with his right hand and said with a smile: "What do you think, isn't Children's Day Saturday?"

Even if we don't have Children's Day, it's not the same holiday, what's the point of having it?

And, what do you want to play? Is it a slide? Or a seesaw?"

Ke Jie, who was sitting in the front, burst out laughing: "You have to be grateful that we don't have to celebrate Children's Day, my sister, you know, she is in elementary school."

They had Children's Day, but they had to perform at school on Children's Day, and they had to spend Children's Day at school, and a good Saturday was completely ruined. ”

"Oh my God, it's okay if you don't mention it, I remember it when I mention it, and when I mention it, I remember the fear of being dominated by blush back then!" Wang Dang suddenly recalled the experience of three or four years ago.

At that time, he was also a child who could spend Children's Day, every Children's Day, there had to be a performance, and the performance had to make up, and the makeup was basically painted with the help of the teacher, and it was all inferior cosmetics.

The cheeks are painted like monkey buttocks, and the center of the eyebrows is dotted with lipstick. Both men and women have to put something on their hands like a flower, and then they jump up and down, and now when I think about it, I almost want to strangle myself back then.

"Haha! I remember, the last time I went to your house, my aunt showed me all the photos of you when you were a child!

There are still ...... in it" Li Nan also laughed, the aesthetics and makeup skills at that time were really indescribable.

Li Nan originally wanted to continue to say something, but then Wang Dang urgently covered his mouth.

Wang Dang was really sweating in his heart, he knew very well what was in the fucking album, and it was precisely because he knew that he didn't dare to let Li Nan continue to talk about it. At the same time, I was extremely complaining in my heart, and I was extremely complaining, how could my mother show those photos to my classmates?

Li Nan was covered by him and rolled his eyes, but it was just a nude photo taken when he was a child, as well as some women's clothes, all kinds of bizarre and plausible COS photos, as for such a fuss?

"What else!" Ke Jie hurriedly grabbed Wang Dang's hand, wanting to pull Wang Dang's hand away from Li Nan's mouth.

Li Nan took a breath with his nose, and then his face changed greatly, and he violently pushed Wang Dang's hand away: "Fuck, did you fucking go to the toilet and didn't wash your hands!"

"Huh?" Wang Dang was stunned for a moment, and then slightly embarrassed.

"Like...... Didn't you?"

As he spoke, he sniffed his hands.

"There's no taste, not even a snack!"

Li Nan's face is black, can he want to strangle him every minute?

Ke Jie said with a smile on the side: "It's useless to wash, there is no hand sanitizer in our school toilet, if your hands are really stained with bacteria, can you wash them off with water alone."

Those of them who wash their hands after going to the toilet should feel clean in their hearts, and the herd effect!"

Li Nan is also very helpless, since his cultivation has reached a certain level, his five senses are much more sensitive, and he couldn't smell and see things that he couldn't see before, but now he can smell them.

As a result, he was a man who was originally a big grin, and almost became a severe cleanliness patient.

There's no way, as the saying goes, out of sight and out of mind, but now that he sees it, how can he not be annoyed?

Li Nan is really a little unimaginable now, a little hard to imagine, if his cultivation progresses to the so-called discerning billions of dust in the Buddhist scriptures, what will it look like?

At that time, I should be able to clearly identify all the bacteria and viruses that exist in the world.

That kind of feeling, just thinking about it makes me feel creepy, no wonder those monks with high cultivation are basically not very happy to go out.

Staying in the place where you are in retreat, all kinds of formations are shrouded, and you will naturally not cause trouble, but once you go out, or even once you reach the mortal world, I am afraid that you will have to cover yourself with a layer of energy around you to isolate all kinds of bacteria and viruses.

Otherwise, if you don't talk about other aspects, at least you won't be in a good mood.

"yes, I don't seem to have seen you go to the toilet in a while?

You don't think you're so bad that you can't go to the toilet!

Let me tell you, you will suffocate to death if you hold your urine!" Wang Dang suddenly thought of this and asked in horror.

Li Nan also reacted at this time.

Under normal circumstances, they will only go to the toilet when they feel something, and normal people will not feel nothing and run to the toilet when they have nothing to do.

However, after he entered the Jindan Second Transformation Advancement, it also meant that it could completely open the valley. Li Nan, who has no hunger sensations, usually doesn't eat anymore, and when he does, he also eats some spiritual fruits and other tooth sacrifices.

In this way, his grain reincarnation is basically empty, so how can he go to the toilet? Naturally, he doesn't feel anything.

But obviously this situation is not normal, even if a normal person does not grow up for two or three days, a small one has to excrete two or three times a day.

"Uh...... Does this have anything to do with you? Go and review your math!" Li Nan, who couldn't find a reason for a while and didn't want to continue discussing this topic at all, could only stiffen up.

The topic shifted, blunt and scary.

"Alas, I seem to have seen a new star rising in Virgo, pitiful, a good Cancer, how was he forced to become a Virgo.

Is this the sadness of the times, or the distortion of human nature......" Ke Jie pretended to be a drama spirit on the side, and the radio tone came out as she spoke, or Mr. Zhao's tone, which specializes in the estrus of wild animals.

"Shut up, I'll listen to you all day long!"

"I'll go, Dong Li, I'll provoke you by recruiting you. ”

Okay, Ke Jie had trouble with Dong Li at the same table with him again.

When I was a student, didn't I rely on a ten-minute hippie fight after class to relieve my mood?

......

"Dear mother, I don't know what the little girl can do for you?" Li Tong sat next to Ji Juan with a soft voice and a smile on his face, and his hands were still helping Ji Juan massage on his shoulders.

Who is Ji Juan, she has eaten more salt than she has eaten, can you still see this little trick?

As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you will be a thief. Of course, she will definitely not be able to rise to the level of a traitor, but she must have something to ask Ji Juan.

"It's okay!

Li Nan, who was watching from the side, burst out laughing directly, Li Ji was similar, completely defeated by his mother's wit, this is not according to the routine, so Li Tong can't take it at all.