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Unfortunately, the witch of the old Baron Torth did not show up. The entire estate is now a temporary residence for the Gordon Knights. The blue kite knew how to enjoy it, and occupied the bedroom of the old baron's house, and somewhere got the two maids to rest early. He is not afraid that his father-in-law will trouble him. The handsome old man of the winter wolf was very interested in the wine cellar in the manor, and it is said that after pouring a bottle of horse urine, he found a random bedroom and slept down.
I hadn't had a good night's sleep in the days I'd been on the road from Stone Fort to Toth Town, and now I rarely had a bed to sleep in. I wanted to lean on the head of the bed and look at the nameless book I picked up next to the mouse hole for a while, but after reading a few pages, I was really tired and fell asleep.
In the hazy haze of sleeping in the middle of the night, I felt as if someone next to me was disturbing my sleep, and I slapped it in a daze. As a result, the tactile sensation on the hand is fed back to the brain and feels something with body temperature, could it be that the guy from the blue kite has become righteous and angry, seeing that I am sleeping lonely, and stuffing a woman into my bed? No, the tactile sensation from the hand not only has the temperature of the flesh, but also the feeling of hair. Some young guy put a pet on my bed.
I slowly opened my eyes, but I didn't see it, but I was startled. Cold sweat was scared out, what kind of pet is this. In the faint light of the room, I saw two fat golden hamsters, bigger than pigs, now lying on my bed, staring at me with wide eyes. In my previous life, I thought it was cute to see girls raising these things, but now that two golden hamsters bigger than pigs come out in front of you, you will never think they are cute again. He hurriedly got up, trying to reach for the horizontal knife he had placed on the bedside table.
As a result, as soon as I stretched out my hand, I was dumbfounded. I found myself still in bed, but the pillows on the bed had become as tall as a hill. To get my knife, I had to climb to the top of the mountain, and then from the top of the mountain, I would cross the "cliff" between the bed and the bedside table, and my knife would sit like a big ship on the bedside table to me. It's so good that it's not that the golden hamster is getting bigger, it's that I'm getting smaller, and maybe I should celebrate that humanity has been saved, and the world has returned to peace.
Twenty-first century (the old iron wails incoherently...... How could I have encountered such a thing that defies the common sense of science, and Lao Tie will become the size of Thumbelina in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale. I was born to my parents, and I didn't jump out of a flower pot like Thumbelina.
The two golden hamsters, whether I had them from my parents or from a flower pot, one of them pushed me onto the back of the other golden hamster. We began to run wildly, climbing down the mountain (bed), climbing the tower (pillar), avoiding the evil giant (my alfalfa knight). This thing is much stronger than a horse, can move on almost any terrain, and is faster than a horse. Luckily, the golden hamster I was sitting on was clean, with smooth and shiny fur, and there wasn't a single big lice popping out of its bushes.
Then I began to wonder where the two golden hamsters were going to take me, whether to meet a female toad first, or to the house of a rich blind female mole. Or as soon as I got out of the manor, I was taken away by a swallow, and the swallow told me that it was saved by the kind Atu, and now I came to repay the owner of Atu, and then the swallow took me to fly and fly, and flew to another country where all the thumb people were people, and there was a thumb man queen, who looked at me at a glance, and couldn't help falling in love with me, the thumb man from the east, and then I became the king of this country and lived happily with the thumb man queen...... As a result, the book has a perfect ending...... Oh, and the legend, the son of the king of the Thumb Country, the adventures of the prince of the Thumb Prince......
The two golden hamsters avoided the evil giants along the way, turned into the manor's study, and galloped through the secret passage, and finally came to the strange secret laboratory, and ran into the mouse hole that I had been measuring with my fingers. Now I don't have to continue to measure, my old iron has also come in.
As soon as I entered this rat hole, the light around me suddenly dimmed. I vaguely felt that there were a lot of rats around, and there was a damp musty smell in the rat hole. It makes me very uncomfortable, I just want to get out of this place early, who knows if there is a source of infection in this rat nest. It's good to go anywhere, forget about the toad, it's disgusting enough just to look at it. Moles and rats burrow in the ground, ignore. If you are a husband to the Thumb Queen, you can be a husband, and the Thumb Man is also a human being.
"Good evening, knight from Gordon!" "As soon as she thought of the Thumbman Queen, the Queen appeared. Came out of the darkness and stood under a beam of light from an unknown crack. The Queen of the Thumb Man is wearing a black robe, the kind often worn by witches in movies, with a girly look, and her skin may be the reason for hiding in the shadows for a long time, or it is a failure of the experiment and taking the wrong medicine, in short, the exaggeration of whiteness, it can be called miserable white, as if the beam of light can pass through her skin. That skin can be described as the color of a dead man's skin, and the clarity of a baby's skin. His black hair hung down to the ground. The contrast with the skin is extremely noticeable. The expressions and movements between the words are elegant. This woman is not the Queen of the Thumb Man, she is the Queen of the Mouse Hole.
"Good evening!ma'am......! Surprised!" got down from the back of the rat in a posture that he thought was elegant, and said hello to the queen of the rat hole with the fear and insecurity in his heart, although Lao Tie loves beautiful women, but I won't think that this beautiful but abnormal woman is a beauty, but we have to be polite on someone else's territory now. If you don't make the rat queen angry, it won't be fun to order a group of rat warriors to pour out from all corners and tear me up directly.
The Rat Queen giggled with her mouth covered. This "woman" laughed so weirdly that it made my heart furious. Now I understand where the "person" in the laboratory is, the "woman" in front of me. Her identity may be that wizarding daughter of the old Baron of Toth. The priest of this place was not wrong to burn their family as a wizard. I'm now
The reason for being here is also obvious, that is, what I said when I came to this study earlier. However, it is said that the wizard's daughter of the old baron is already in her forties, and she doesn't look like the one in front of her.
"Excuse me, are you the lady of the old Baron of Toth?" I asked with the courage to make sure. The Rat Queen Nayi smiled and nodded slightly, and after confirming that there were no signs of danger, I continued to ask, "Lady Nayi invited me to come, I wonder if there is anything I can help with?"
"Didn't you say you wanted to hire me as your personal advisor?" Nayi looked at me with a smile.
I don't believe that this extremely abnormal woman in my opinion is as simple as being my personal advisor as she said, but since she came to me, she must have a need for me, and I am not afraid that she will suddenly be unfavorable to me, so I continued to ask after thinking about it: "What do you want me to do?"
"Move everything in this lab to your territory, my lord, and keep me safe. Also, just go back and get some food and put it at the door of this rat hole!" said Nayi, the queen of rats, nonchalantly.
"So...... Ma'am, what can you do for me?"
After listening to my words, the mouse queen suddenly behaved like a little girl, with her hands crossed on her waist, frowning, and her mouth in an O shape, looking at me in surprise: "Isn't your current situation and my appearance the best proof of my ability?"
"No, no, no...... I mean, what are you 'willing' to do for me?" I quickly explained. The current situation Lao Tie understands very well that it is not the time to be as majestic as kicking Ah Tu's ass and threatening the blue kite with a mace.
"I don't know how to turn stones into gold as your Excellency asks for it, but I can still make potions that promote plant growth, and ......" The Rat Queen said as she walked over and put a hand on my shoulder, startling me, a little afraid of her hand, who knows if she would just recite a spell if I said it wrong, and then turn me into a mouse with a little hand. Seeing my reaction, the Rat Queen Nayi smiled coquettishly and continued, "Your Excellency, you don't have to be afraid, and ...... If you need it, Nayi can also sleep......"
"No... No need...... Just help me get the potion......" After hearing her words, Lao Tie was shocked and couldn't help but tremble. Although this rat queen named Nayi is very beautiful in terms of the contours of her face, I really can't put her in the same category as a normal woman, she is not a creature at all, and a woman will have nothing to do to make herself as big as a mouse and hide in a rat pile. No matter how horny my old iron is, I will not touch this perverted woman, no matter how beautiful she is. What's more, this woman heard that she was already at the level of Obasan, and she didn't know what kind of perverted secret technique to rely on to maintain the appearance of this teenage girl.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a strong rat comparable to a bull in the dark corner, clutching a cockroach almost the size of a man and squeaking and gnawing with relish, and the white juice splashed everywhere with the bite of the mouse's front teeth, and the cockroach's head bitten by the rat was gone, and it was still kicking its legs there desperately. The rat was still looking at me with a mixture of its saliva and the white juice of the cockroach still dripping from the corner of its mouth, as if to ask: Would you like to have some too? I couldn't stand it anymore when I saw this, I hid to the side and threw up, it was so disgusting... Hmmm... Spit again... Don't be touched by this woman even if you kill me... Vomit...... (Here's a friendly reminder: Summer is coming, please pay more attention to eliminating rats and cockroaches at home.) Hmmm... I can't do it myself... Come back and continue writing after spitting up)
I've heard of the ability to turn into a rat.,In the previous life, the Guoxin monk of the island country rumored to be there.,There is a record of his rumors in the ancient memorandum of Kofukuji Temple.。 Said to be an orphan of an Indian Brahmanical monk, he was summoned by the Japanese chief Toyotomi Hideyoshi and threw incense into an incense burner in full view, only to see a phosphorescent woman, or a female ghost, appear in the smoke of the incense. That female ghost is the woman whom the Japanese chief Toyotomi Hideyoshi raped and killed in a field battle when he was young. As a result, the warlord was furious, arrested him, and prepared to cut off Guoxin's head, but Guoxin turned into a mouse in prison and escaped...... The official history of the Japanese people is the same as the wild history, the wild history is the same as the fairy tale, and the fairy tale is the same as the myth, and it has never been scored, so Lao Tie is only seen as a legend, not as a true ......
But the one in front of him is different, Lao Tie has seen it with his own eyes now, and this kind of thing has happened, so what's so strange about the situation in front of him now, Lao Tie doesn't abuse himself anymore to pinch his thighs.
The Rat Queen found something to sit down and looked up at the crack where the beam of light was cast above, her index finger glowing blue and drawing circles in mid-air. Wait until I've vomited enough......
"I wonder when you'll be able to give me back that book, my lord?" said Nayi, the rat queen, after I had finished spitting.
"I'll bring it to you when I turn me back......," I regret now why I said that in this lab. Without the research results of this abnormal woman, I would still be a small landlord with peace of mind, with a house and a land, and a happy life.
"Just give it back to me if you have a plan... Recently, I've been following you like this now, and I'll put the book with you first when you come back, and then I'll change back when you return to your territory to help me find a safe place...... When the time comes, you have to memorize and return the book to me......" After speaking, Nayi turned to me and looked at me seriously: "You can read that book, but don't try the secret techniques recorded on it, it's dangerous!"
I nodded at her serious look, I knew it was dangerous to look at the way I was now, who knew what would happen to become as big as it is now and be eaten by rats as cockroaches, just imagining that it was a rat kicking my legs under the mouth of a rat was very scary. But I'm a little curious how this rat queen has this ability, and how can she be afraid of those mobs.
"Ms. Nayi, why don't you escape by yourself these days?"
"Get out?" ...... the Queen of Rats listened to my words, as if she had heard something funny: "Escape and change back to my appearance, and wherever I go, I will be caught and taken to the stake and burned......."
"Wouldn't you defend yourself with a sorcery attack?" I said, gesturing at her glowing index finger.
"This, this is phosphor!" she said, holding her index finger out of me to show me. "I just think it looks good!"
There are some secret techniques, such as reaching out and sending fireballs to incinerate enemies. ”
After listening, the mouse queen frowned again and looked at me with her mouth open in an O shape: "Ha...... Who told you that?"
"Then you can't communicate with animals, you can just let these animals take you out and find a place to hide!" "I'm going crazy, a wizard can't even protect himself, is this woman a fool?"
"I can only communicate with animals that have some intelligence in the long term I have been with. As he spoke, he deliberately glanced at me contemptuously: "In addition, I found that you are very stupid, even the rats know that it is easy to be killed by people if you go out casually, there are eagles in the sky during the day, owls in the sky at night, and cats on the ground." You don't even understand this......" She was telling the truth, and anyone who had read the adventures of the Great Kingdom in the second volume of "Gulliver's Travels" knew how dangerous it was. (A strange book, which should not only be regarded as a children's book and satirical literature, but also brought unpredictable surprises to my writing, and the live-action movie version is also worth watching)
Ignore her and provoke