"Nervous, why are you shouting so loudly, drunk?" came the voice of "Dominatrix" from the car stereo, and although it was still full of energy, it could be heard that it was concerned.

Zhao Xu was not in the mood to appreciate the change in the other party's tone now, he seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and said loudly: "Help me call the police, I have met an alien, I need the help of the police uncle!"

"Tsk, it looks like you've really had too much to drink, are you out there now? Tell me where you are, which bar? I'll pick you up. Dominatrix's voice was a little softer, and she decided that Zhao Xu had drunk too much.

"Don't come here, you call the police to come over!" Zhao Xu didn't want to hurt anyone, no matter how fierce the "Dominatrix" was, it couldn't compare to the alien creatures, right? The police uncles have weapons, maybe...... Well, Zhao Xu now thinks that ordinary police officers are also delivering food.

“...... I said Zhao Datou, if you weren't drunk, you shouldn't have been followed, right? Listen to me, if so, and the other party is too close to you, and it is inconvenient for you to answer, then cough, if not, you cough twice, calm down! I'll find a way for you. Zhao Jing's voice was a little anxious, but she was as resolute and courageous as ever, it can be said that if Zhao Xu was really coerced by the gangsters at the moment, she might really be able to help.

It's a pity that Zhao Xu didn't meet gangsters, but alien visitors who didn't know the root at all.

"Forget it, I'm joking with you, you go to bed early, I'll hang up if it's okay." Although Zhao Xu complained a little about this man's wife at work, he didn't have a deep hatred and hatred, and he didn't want to involve others, even if the female boss called a few cars of police, he was swept by the weird blue "laser", and the group was wiped out in 1 second, he had a small career, a happy family, no antisocial personality, and really didn't want to hurt people.

"Zhao Datou, let me tell you, don't be reckless, who shouted for help just now?" Zhao Jing was a little anxious, "As soon as you hear this tone, there is something wrong, tell me your whereabouts, and I will save you." ”

"Don't you see that you still care about me?" Zhao Xu saw that the female boss was still not at ease, afraid that she would be entangled again, that alien creature had the ability to find her location through electromagnetic wave positioning or other black technology, and even hurt her by unknown means, so he planned to use the agitation method to make her hang up the phone quickly, "The people in the company say that the reason why you usually squeeze me is actually to like me and get my attention...... They say you're a tsundere royal sister, I didn't believe it before, but now I do, hehe. ”

Li Jing on the other end of the "......" was silent for a moment, and then lowered her voice: "Big head, you...... You tell me where you are, what do you have to say, let's meet, I'm really worried......"

"Ms. Li Jing, my master is very safe now, please rest assured, I have detected that my master has the intention of interrupting communication, and I ask for your understanding. Before Zhao Xu could continue to stimulate the female boss, the voice assistant "Xiao Na" sounded, and it was obvious that Zhao Xu and Li Jing heard it.

Li Jing: "......"

Zhao Xu: "......"

“...... Okay, very good, good Zhao Datou, it's so late, which beauty are you hanging out with? Take me for fun, isn't it? Hmm? I'll go to your uncle!" After a long silence, Zhao Jing on the other end seemed to be really stimulated this time, and I have to say that the voice of "Xiao Na" is specially synthesized, very sweet, and can almost be said to be the most beautiful human voice. Li Jing didn't know which nerve was wrong, and suddenly jumped like thunder, "The voice is quite sweet, it's very blessed, you kid?"

"Oh? no, you're mistaken...... Ahem, you're right, let me tell you, her name is Murong Nana, she is a female college student who has just graduated, she is young and beautiful, black and straight, with a smile like a flower and long legs, and the most important thing is that she is 6 years younger than someone! Zhao Xu deliberately let out a smug giggle.

“...... Toot toot. The sound of hanging up the phone came, and it was obvious that Li Jing finally couldn't get angry and hung up the phone.

"Whew!" Zhao Xu breathed a sigh of relief, but for some reason, he was a little inexplicably sad, he had never felt this way.

"Your mood swings are high, is the message not being conveyed in detail because of the call drop-off?Do you need to call back?Or can you ask me to bring her over?I have located her, through the assimilation satellite and network system, I know that she and her communicator are 12 kilometers away due west at the moment, on the 58th floor of a building, no regular armed defense forces have been detected from the building, the building's own monitoring system shows that there are only 5 ordinary carbon-based lifeforms on its periphery, breaking through the defense and targeting [Dominatrix] The success rate of bringing out is 100%, and it is estimated to take 1 minute and 17 seconds. ”

A gentle female voice came, making Zhao Xu's eyes widen suddenly, he is now sure that this alien monster really has the ability to threaten Li Jing or any human being, 12 kilometers away, break into the company building, climb the 58th floor, break into the manager's office, capture the workaholic female boss, and then return to Zhao Xu's side, it only takes more than 1 minute?

"No need. Zhao Xu shook his head vigorously, he knew that he would definitely not be able to outrun the monster in front of him, to deal with this alien monster, maybe he would need to use an army, but in Longcang City, where Zhao Xu was located, there was no army stationed at all, and even if there were, he couldn't run there for help.

He finally stopped, and at this time he could only fight, even if he was destined to be taken away as a guinea pig, he had to know the reason.

Zhao Xu ran, the car behind followed, Zhao Xu stopped, and the car also stopped.

Smacking his mouth, Zhao Xu took out his jacket pocket, trying to find a cigarette to smoke, but he didn't touch it, because the cigarette was forgotten in the car before.

"Tsk, it's really unlucky, is it even a luxury to smoke a cigarette?" swallowing his saliva, Zhao Xu turned around and faced the car directly, letting the strong light of the headlights hit his face, and the magical eyes actually adjusted the transparency intimately and helped him filter the strong light.

"Tell me, what the hell are you...... What is it?Why do you want to recognize me as the master?" Zhao Xu asked the doubt in his heart.

"I am a silicon-based life cluster smart terminal, this cluster contains silicon-based nanomechanical pioneers 8 times 10 to the 16th power, each nanomechanical vanguard is a spherical module with a diameter of 0.08 nanometers, and the attachment is 6 tool arms with a length of 0.1 nanometers. ”

"The carrier spacecraft of this cluster crashed on your planet for unknown reasons, and the mastermind of this cluster activated an emergency survival plan, which survived due to severe damage and fused with your internal combustion engine vehicle and a primitive integrated circuit plate. ”

"Because there is a master-slave information identification procedure in your original integrated circuit plate, according to the matching principle, you are eligible, so you are my master. "Cortana's" voice is not shocked, but it is still so beautiful.

Zhao Xu understood it, this alien visitor was a cluster of things that the gods and horses couldn't understand, and then, just as he saw before, it crossed the sky like a meteor, exploded in the air for unknown reasons, and the main part ejected out of the spaceship "cockpit" like a pilot in order to escape, and then merged with Zhao Xu's car and mobile phone.

And because Zhao Xu's new Remy mobile phone is set up with a triple unlock method of fingerprint, facial contour, and iris, such information settings are inherited and recognized by the Shenma Shenma cluster, so Zhao Xu is recognized as the owner.

The reason why she can speak is even simpler, and the voice assistant "Cortana" has also been assimilated and integrated with it.

It all makes sense, and there is nothing illogical about it from any angle.

"You...... How do you say it? You, or you, should be very advanced in technology, right?" Although the other party's explanation was very reasonable, Zhao Xu was still very calm, "I'm not wrong, right? At least it's much higher than the level of science and technology on the earth today, right?

"IMHO, by analyzing your brain wave information, your brain activity and IQ level are really not that high, master. Xiao Na's voice was soft, but Zhao Xu listened to it very painfully, maybe this is the legendary "Gengzhi".

"My main brain, the main consciousness plate, is almost completely damaged and cannot be repaired, and without your 'phone', I would probably fall into sleep and maybe never wake up. "If my Thematic Awareness module isn't broken, your app really won't be able to influence any of my actions." ”

This is explained in layman's terms, although this alien visitor succeeded in "ejection escape", but he hurt his "brain", or became an "idiot", fortunately, Zhao Xu's mobile phone is in the car, because the mobile phone is equivalent to a microcomputer, which allows it to regain a certain logical computing ability to communicate with Zhao Xu.

"[You are my master], this instruction has been engraved into the deepest logical language of this cluster, please rest assured. Cortana continued, "In addition to the three authentication methods mentioned earlier, your brain waves and DNA characteristics as carbon-based life have also been added and burned just now, and for me, from now on, you are the only and only master of my entire universe." ”

Well, this "alien Cortana" speaks very seriously, and in a serious way.