Chapter 34 was pitted again

While eating breakfast, Li Jiannan finally met a woman at home.

It was a middle-aged aunt who was in charge of cooking, and Mrs. Shi called her "Erniang".

"The life of this ancient landlord is not very good!"

Seeing the simple breakfast on the dining table, Li Jiannan couldn't help but complain, a little disappointed and a little worried.

The life of this landlord is much worse than he imagined!

The "beautiful wife and beautiful concubine" that was said to be good did not even have a pretty girl, and the "delicacies of the mountains and seas" that were said to be good, not even a shadow was seen.

However, his stomach "growled".

A round table, on the father and son sat two, there is a big basin on the table, the big pile of white with yellow, but also steaming, should be steamed buns, of course, at this time should be called "cooking cakes", the father and son each have a big bowl of porridge in front of them, is the kind of big bowl with a diameter of about 20 centimeters, it smells very fragrant, it seems to have a smell of mutton.

"Hehe!

Shi Taigong glanced at his son, heard the sound of his stomach screaming, laughed twice, picked up chopsticks, and reached out to take a steamed bun.

Li Jiannan's mouth began to drool, so he was not polite, reached out and grabbed a steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well, it's delicious!"

The steamed bun doesn't look good, but it tastes very fragrant, although it is not as white and thin as the white flour steamed buns eaten in the real world, but it seems to be a little more delicious.

A fist-sized steamed bun, Li Jiannan actually ate it in a few bites, and after looking at the bowl of porridge in front of him, he was a little expectant.

He picked up the bowl and took a small sip.

It's really mutton-flavored, it seems to be boiled in mutton soup, it's millet, or whatever, he can't eat it, it's delicious anyway.

Now he is relieved, at least he doesn't have to worry about eating, anyway, he is not a foodie, he doesn't pay much attention to what he eats, as long as he can eat enough.

However, there is a huge gap between the word "full" and what he imagined.

Li Jiannan ate two steamed buns and drank the big bowl of porridge, according to the experience in reality, it was already considered excessive, but he found that he didn't mean to be full at all, looking at the steamed buns in the pot, he was still full of appetite.

Then keep eating!

It wasn't until he ate the last steamed bun in the pot and drank three bowls of porridge that Li Jiannan stopped.

"I said, it's just two people, why did you prepare so many steamed buns, damn, it turns out that I can eat so much?

Shi Jin's height is not an exaggeration, according to Li Jiannan's estimate, it should be between 1.8 and 1.9 meters, how can he be so edible?

The ancients were so able to eat it, or could the Water Margin heroes eat it?

Li Jiannan counted in his heart, he had already eaten nineteen steamed buns, plus four big wrist porridge.

", fortunately, it's a landlord! If it's a civilian, don't you go hungry?"

He couldn't help but rejoice.

Shi Taigong seemed to be accustomed to it, watched him finish eating, and asked:

"Do you want more?"

Li Jiannan felt that he seemed to be able to eat a few more, but he was frightened by the amount of food he ate, and quickly shook his head:

"No, full!"

"Good. Thirteen, go and call Wang Si, ask him to prepare the car, go with us to the county, and find two maids for Da Lang. ”

Shi Taigong nodded and instructed the thirteen who were waiting on the side.

Li Jiannan was overjoyed, Shi Taigong seemed to be more anxious than him!

However, he still has one more thing to do.

"Daddy, I'll go back to my room first. ”

The sun has come out, Li Jiannan has absorbed the sun essence, and has a little energy value, so he wants to summon the "Nestle"!

It's about to go far away, and you can't let the bird hang around all the time, you have to find a nest for it.

Back in the bedroom, closed the door, Li Jiannan sat on the bed, and began to call:

"System, come one box, no, two boxes of men's underwear (harmony)!"

Since he had a girlfriend, Li Jiannan has never bought underwear (harmony), they were all bought by his girlfriend and given to him, and he really doesn't know what the price of the box of four packs that his girlfriend gave him last time.

In his mind, a pair of ordinary underwear (harmony) pants is probably more than ten yuan!

However, the system did not respond.

"Is it expensive? 7 ......"

Or not.

"6 ......"

......

Li Jiannan decreased one by one, until he reached one, but he couldn't summon it, and he was suddenly angry and anxious:

"System! your grandma! Trick me again! Don't tell me, [out of nothing] fails, right? How can I play?"

Isn't it a ratio of 1:100? How can an ordinary pair of underwear (harmony) be worth 100 yuan?

Failure of "Something Out of Nothing"?

How can Li Jiannan accept such bad news?

He chose to wear it to this materially poor ancient world, and he pointed to [making something out of nothing] to live a good life!

He thought about it carefully and found that the system had not broadcast the message that "[out of nothing] failed".

"Has the proportions changed?"

This is very likely, after all, it is a world of different eras.

So what is called?

What's the best deal?

Li Jiannan didn't dare to mess around, got up from the bed, and looked around the room for inspiration.

"Hah, mirror, glass mirror, why forgot this thing, a must for the traverser!"

Glancing at the bronze mirror on the shelf next to the bed, Li Jiannan was overjoyed and immediately began to try:

"System, come to a piece of my girlfriend's eyebrow painting, slow, wait!"

His gaze swept over something, and Li Jiannan hurriedly stopped, breaking out in a cold sweat.

I almost forgot the most important thing!

What did he see?

It turned out that he saw the toilet at the foot of the bed, hidden in the corner.

He remembers that in the novel, when there was no toilet paper in ancient times, a small piece of wood or bamboo called a "toilet chip" was used to deal with the "aftermath".

Most of the Song Dynasty already had toilet paper, but paper was very expensive, and ordinary people would definitely not be able to afford it, and it was not necessarily necessary if he had it at home.

He didn't see it anyway.

He searched around the house, but couldn't find anything resembling papyrus.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he would have had to wipe it with leaves or scrape it with a small piece of wood when he went to the toilet today.

Just thinking about that image, he felt a pain in his butt.

"System, a roll of toilet paper and a mirror like my girlfriend painted her eyebrows. ”

Li Jiannan thought about the price of toilet paper and mirror, and it seemed that they should add up to be cheaper than a pair of underwear (harmony), so he tried again.

"Ahh

The system didn't let him down again, and the familiar feeling of comfort came from between his eyebrows, passed through his body, and drilled out of his right hand, making him can't help but scream.

Li Jiannan was in a hurry for a while before he grabbed the palm-sized mirror, and the toilet paper was ignored and fell to the ground.

Li Jiannan picked up the toilet paper and found that there was still packaging on it!

He tore off the adhesive tape of the package, looked at the words on it, and looked for something to make a fire in the house, but he couldn't find it after looking around, so he regretted it:

"Damn, I made a mistake, I should have added another lighter!"

There was no way, Li Jiannan had no choice but to crumple the adhesive paper into a ball and stuff it at the foot of the table.

Then he looked in the mirror again.

The mirror is rectangular, the frame is purple plastic, and there is a folded stand at the back, which looks quite beautiful and has no modern markings.

"Haha! Yes! This is a 'peerless treasure'! It will sell for a lot of money! How much should it be sold for?"

"Tuk Tuk!" there was a knock on the door, interrupting his thoughts.

"Da Lang, Taigong is urging you to go!"

Thirteen's voice came from outside the door.

"Hehe! the pretty girl is still waiting for me!"

Li Jiannan thought excitedly, and he couldn't take care of the homeless bird.

(End of chapter)