Chapter 690: Don't Mess With Me
"Be careful, he's quiet, what are you going to do now?" asked Liu Qingji softly.
Luo Chen smiled evilly: "I have already thought of a way to deal with him, it should be useful to him!"
"What's the solution?"
"Seducing-he-"
Lust - seduction -
Liu Qingji is extremely intelligent, such a method must not be Luo Chen herself, and she is the only one here: "Dead bastard, you can figure it out." Warning, don't beat your aunt's idea. Otherwise, your aunt will castrate you. Your grandmother's, aunt and grandmother are not interested in human heads. Liu Qingji said angrily.
Luo Chen rolled his eyes: "Liu Qingji, don't be sentimental, okay? The young master didn't want you to seduce him." β
When these words came into his ears, Liu Qingji looked back and looked at Luo Chen very confusedly: "Don't tell me, you are ready to go into battle in person!"
As she spoke, Liu Qingji was cold, and she couldn't help but get goosebumps on her body, because she thought of the kind of picture that was inappropriate for children and made people want to vomit.
"If you want to go into battle in person, you can raise your feet in favor. Luo Chen said with a wicked smile.
Liu Qingji shivered, his figure flashed, and he walked away from Luo Chen directly: "Dead bastard, don't come to disgust aunt and grandma......, okay?" I'm about to throw up. β
Luo Chen didn't want to talk to Liu Qingji anymore, and his expression suddenly became very serious: "Get out of here quickly, the farther away the better." Luo Chen said in a deep voice.
"You...... You can't play it for real, right?"
A big man, seducing a severed head who likes to peek at women, this ...... Tineema is crazy, and it's super disgusting!
"You can see how powerful the severed head is. Master's plan, once it fails, will be very dangerous. So, if you're not tired yet, get out of here. Luo Chen said very seriously.
Luo Chen's voice was cold, his face was full of determination, this was a decision!
Although thinking about that scene made Liu Qingji sick to her stomach, it also made her very curious: "My aunt still wants to witness a disgusting thing that shocks the world and cries ghosts and gods, so she won't leave! You do yours, I look at mine, and they have nothing to do with each other." Liu Qingji also said firmly.
Luo Chen was crazy: "Liu Qingji, this is not a joke, do you want to die here?"
Liu Qingji wanted to tease Luo Chen like she had done before, but when she thought of this dead bastard, she actually wanted to go into battle in person to seduce a severed head who liked to peek at women, and she couldn't ridicule it.
After all, she is normal, not to mention this super disgusting thing, even if a man likes a man, she can't accept it.
"Cut, my aunt and grandmother are loved by everyone, and the flowers bloom, they are so beautiful, so moving, and the color of death is ...... Head, how can he be willing to let his aunt die? If he is really unfavorable to his aunt and grandmother, it will be a big deal. β
A break from the grain?
Luo Chen vomited blood, this little demon girl was really unscrupulous.
But this is true, that severed head is not a good thing at first glance, Liu Qingji is not a good thing, if he kills her, he will really be able to get rid of the situation, maybe even he will have to follow to avoid the doom of being killed.
But Luo Chen didn't want Liu Qingji to stay at all: "Liu Qingji, the severed head is too powerful, we are in front of him, it is estimated that we can be killed in seconds, you just want to get rid of the situation, it is estimated that you have no chance! You better stay away from here!"
Seeing that Luo Chen repeatedly wanted to let him go, Liu Qingji frowned slightly, and his face was full of doubts: "Dead bastard, could it be that you have something that you can't see?"
Luo Chen's heart chuckled, and his face turned red as soon as he brushed it.
Nima, this little demon girl is so smart, why can't she hide anything?
Luo Chen suddenly blushed, which made Liu Qingji even more puzzled: "Dead bastard, don't be here." If you die early and live early, you should act quickly! Anyway, my aunt and grandmother will not leave. β
"Grandma, I beg you to go, okay?" Luo Chen said with a sad face.
"Resolutely don't go-" Liu Qingji crossed Xiao Man's waist with both hands, looked up at the sky, and said with a firm face.
Luo Chen vomited blood, but there was no way to take Liu Qingji, he looked ruthless, no longer paid attention to her, and flew directly in front of the motionless big round ball, and then there was an extra book in his hand, which was opened by him.
Liu Qingji's face was full of doubts, and she flew to Luo Chen's side, looking at the book in his hand, it was an unsightly picture, which made her heart pop and pop, but she didn't show it.
"Wow, be careful, you're so tasteful!"
Liu Qingji knew what Luo Chen's so-called lustful temptation was, and the disgust in his heart disappeared suddenly, and he said such things with a smile.
Luo Chen's face was about to turn red to the base of his neck: "It's your business, get away, the master is annoyed when he sees you." Luo Chen said depressedly.
"Be careful, haven't you noticed that I am much better looking than the woman in this picture?" Liu Qingji was outrageously thick-skinned, even if he saw the unsightly picture clearly, he didn't have any reaction, and he said such things.
"Gollumβ"
Luo Chen couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Liu Qingji is not as good-looking as the woman in the picture, Luo Chen knows better than anyone else, because he has replaced the woman in the picture with this little demon girl many times, if the woman in the picture is more beautiful than her, does he need to do this?
"Wow! I actually said that I have no illusions about my aunt and grandmother, and now I show my fox tail, right?"
Luo Chen was crazy: "Liu Qingji, are you finished? If you don't get out, the master is not polite to you." Luo Chen roared at Liu Qingji.
Although it was only a severed head that was wrapped in the silk of the sky, but his strength was terrifying to the extreme, Luo Chen now wanted to use his own methods to tempt him, he couldn't make any mistakes, he had to be extremely careful, but this little demon girl was by his side, and he couldn't calm down, so he didn't dare to take any action now.
"Be careful, I order you, be gentle with your aunt and grandmother. Liu Qingji pouted and said angrily.
Luo Chen couldn't wait to beat her up now, let him be gentle with her, it was better to kill him directly, not to mention, she still used an ordered tone: "I order you, get out of the master!"
"Friendly reminder, if someone is not gentle with his aunt and grandmother, and if he doesn't obey his aunt's words, his aunt and grandmother will tell Sister Chen Shuang about someone's collection of color books. Liu Qingji said unhurriedly.
Luo Chen almost didn't sit down on the ground, and at the same time hated himself, why didn't he burn this super evil book, and now that this little demon girl has caught the handle, can he have a better life in the future?
"A beautiful woman who can fascinate countless beautiful men, please stay away from me, okay?" Luo Chen looked at Liu Qingji and said gently, but in his heart he was cursing her for choking to death when she ate and choking to death when she drank water.
Liu Qingji nodded with satisfaction: "It's about the same." Be careful with your liver, remember, you have to listen to the woman sing the husband one day after you, and listen to your aunt and grandmother obediently. After speaking, Liu Qingji's figure flashed, and he flew into the air, away from here.
Luo Chen was a little relieved, and was about to act, when Liu Qingji's voice came from high in the sky again, making him almost vomit blood: "Be careful of your liver, that book must be well collected!
Inhale β Exhale β Inhale β Exhale β
Luo Chen exhaled and breathed in, keeping his mind calm, and even in his mind, he completely abandoned Liu Qingji.
After taking a few deep breaths, Luo Chen finally calmed down, no longer had any delay, and started to act.
The silk was slowly shrinking, and the big ball was slowly getting smaller.
This process was very slow, and after about an hour, the originally huge ball finally became only the size of a head, and the surface was only bound by a layer of silk.
The heavenly silk was still slowly shrinking, and Luo Chen and Liu Qingji were so nervous that they didn't even dare to take a breath.
Especially Luo Chen, his heart was beating faster, and all his spirit was condensed on that broken head.
"Roarβ"
Suddenly, there was a shocking bang, and a qualitative air wave rushed out, swept across the ground, and raised dust, which swept away a shallow mark on the incomparably hard ground.
Fortunately, the roar of the severed head was in the opposite direction to Luo Chen, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
Liu Qingji didn't see the true divine power of the severed head until this moment, and she was even more shocked, unbelievable, and her face was full of horror.
"Roar, Roar, Roar, ......Roar, Roar, Roar, Roar, T
The earth-shattering roar, endless, deafening, Luo Chen's ears were in severe pain, if he hadn't used his strength in time to seal his ears, it is estimated that he would have been deaf by the roar.
The direction of the severed roar never changed, and the marks of the roar on the hard ground became deeper and deeper.
Luo Chen didn't dare to shrink the Heavenly Silk anymore, seeing that the severed head was just roaring forward, and there was no change, he was ruthless in his heart, and slowly contracted the Heavenly Silk.
Soon, the severed eyes were revealed, and Luo Chen took advantage of the interval of his roar to directly light up the super evil book in his hand in front of his eyes.
As this action was completed, the roar of the severed head finally subsided, and his eyes fell on the picture of the super evil book in a complete daze, and he was still drooling.
Luo Chen was ecstatic in his heart, dissipated the strength to seal his ears, and held the right hand of the Super Evil Book, gently moving around in the air, and the severed head went with it.
Then Luo Chen turned to the second page again, and his severed head was saliva, and he fell directly to the ground.
Luo Chen was secretly happy, and turned to the third page again, and the saliva in the severed mouth had already formed a line.
Liu Qingji in the sky was dumbfounded.
This severed head is too colorful!
The most unbelievable thing for Liu Qingji was that she could vaguely see that the severed head looked exactly like Luo Chen, looking at his appearance, she couldn't help but think of Luo Chen's performance.
While Luo Chen let the severed head look at the picture of the super evil book, he was also rapidly shrinking the heavenly silk.
Soon, the severed head was only wrapped around by five heavenly silks, and his appearance was completely presented, if it weren't for his appearance at the moment, it would be too speechless, and it would be Luo Chen!
Luo Chen didn't directly put away the Heavenly Silk, because he didn't dare to be careless in the face of this weird and unimaginable severed head.
Seeing that the severed head had been completely attracted by the picture of the super evil book, Luo Chen tried to close the super evil book.
"I want to see, I want to see, show it to me. Woowoo...... I want to see it!" the severed head did not commit another attack, but shouted like a child, and finally even cried like a child who could not find candy.
Luo Chen and Liu Qingji looked stunned.
What the hell is going on?
The decapitation is already an unheard of and unheard of strange thing, and now this human head still behaves like a child, which is completely disproportionate to his appearance, giving people a very abrupt feeling.
After a while, Luo Chen came to his senses and said with a wicked smile: "You can watch it if you want, but you have to listen to me." β
Turned around to Luo Chen and nodded gently: "Brother, I will definitely be obedient and obedient, you can show me! That is so good-looking, I can't help it, I still want to see it!"
Brother?
Luo Chen was a little chilled, he could see the appearance of this severed head very clearly, although it was stained with blood and was very hideous, he could see that he was at least forty or fifty years old, this is still the appearance of the surface, and his actual age is probably not less than hundreds of years old.
"Then you answer me a question first. β
"Brother, what's the problem?" The head, which was exactly the same as Luo Chen, looked up at him, blinking his eyes and asking innocently.
Luo Chen smiled slightly: "Tell me, who are you, why did you become like this, and how did you appear in the battlefield of gods and demons?"
"Who am I? Who am I? Who am I......"
The severed head muttered in his mouth, and the more he went to the back, the more painful his face became, and the more fierce his voice became, he suddenly changed back to his original horizontal appearance, looking up to the sky and shouting loudly, the sound shook the sky, and the earth of the gods and demons battlefield trembled.
Luo Chen was frightened, hurriedly opened the super evil book in his hand, and lit it up in front of him, the terrifying and hideous severed head instantly quieted down, and turned into Luo Chen's appearance again, his shining eyes looked at the picture of the super evil book in a daze, and he kept drooling.
"Be careful, shouldn't he have become the epitome of you, the truest portrayal of your heart?" Liu Qingji flew down from the sky to Luo Chen's side, and said with a wicked smile.
Luo Chen hadn't answered yet, he was looking at the severed head of the super evil book in a daze, and immediately looked back: "Sister, take off your clothes and show me." β
Liu Qingji's face turned red as soon as he brushed it.
Luo Chen was speechless on the sidelines, how could this guy be even more invincible than Liu Qingji.
"Look at your book, don't mess with me. Liu Qingji reprimanded with a red face.
"If you want to read the book, your sister should read it too. β
Luo Chen couldn't hold back anymore and laughed, which made Liu Qingji even more angry: "Provoke me again, clean you up." β
"If my sister doesn't take it off, I'll help you take it off. β
"Ahh
Liu Qingji let out a scream, his body shot into the air, and a large piece of the clothes on his body were torn off.
Luo Chen was dumbfounded and unbelievable, he didn't know how hard the severed head was, Liu Qingji's clothes were torn off a large piece, if it wasn't for her quick reaction, it is estimated that she would have really been pulled out.
Fortunately, Liu Qingji's departure did not cause the pursuit of the severed head.
(End of chapter)