Chapter 250: Passion in the House, Passion Outside the House (Five Watches)
Long Xiaobai sat outside the door of the dormitory, listening to the tempting voice of Shen Yin, but he was a little distressed in his heart.
He originally planned to use his yellow soup to treat some incurable diseases for the people of Zhu Ziguo and engage in some power of faith.
But ignoring the nature of being a dragon, this urine can not only cure all diseases, but also cure infertility!
"Xiaobai, you have taken a lot of medicine. Sun Wukong sat next to Long Xiaobai and said not far away.
"That~ the first time I used it, I didn't grasp the proportions. Long Xiaobai smiled awkwardly.
"Alas~ you~ a drop is good, but you used a half tube. Sun Wukong smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"Hey, Brother Monkey, you peek. Long Xiaobai smiled narrowly. This laugh made Sun Wukong excited.
"That little white ~ Brother Monkey asks you, you have to answer truthfully. Sun Wukong said a little unnaturally.
"I said Brother Monkey, when did you become so polite?" Long Xiaobai wondered.
Sun Wukong pondered for a while, and finally mustered up the courage to say: "Xiaobai, are you both men and women!" You have to answer truthfully, otherwise the idiot will say that we have a relationship." ”
"I~I~ it!Brother Monkey, what do you want?" Long Xiaobai almost blew a dog! He didn't seem to have made any interesting moves to men, did he? Why do you still make the other party think that he eats both men and women?
"Xiaobai, don't get me wrong, I just ask. That nerd often tells Lao Sha behind his back that we have a relationship, I thought you had done something and was seen by Bajie~"
Sun Wukong hurriedly explained, and regretted asking this.
"I~I~ Alas, Brother Monkey, even if I'm interested in men, what are you afraid of a monkey?" Long Xiaobai completely lost his temper.
"Oh!" Sun Wukong's body jumped, the chrysanthemum tightened, and moved to the side.
"I'll go!Brother Monkey, do you think I'll be interested in a monkey?" Long Xiaobai is so depressed!
"Monkey? Xiaobai, you don't even let go of scorpions and bones, are you not interested in such a beautiful monkey king?" Sun Wukong said unconvinced, and even blinked his eyes. It's just that this time, this tone, this action, and the topic just now are really imaginative.
"Huh...... Brother Monkey, are you suffering?" Long Xiaobai also thought crookedly on this topic.
"Beast, what beast? I am the Monkey King, the dignified Demon King of Huaguo Mountain, how can I be a beast?" Sun Wukong was a little unhappy.
"Gotcha! Let's change the subject, okay?" Long Xiaobai was completely speechless.
Suddenly, the door of the dormitory was opened, and two ragged palace maids ran out crying.
"Damn, so ruthless?" Long Xiaobai glared. The clothes of the two palace maids were violently torn, and they were simply spliced together with strips of cloth.
"Come, bring all the king's concubines!" King Zhu Zi shouted loudly in the house.
"Yes!" the chief eunuch, who had been guarding not far from the dormitory, answered and ran away.
"I'm going! No, isn't the concubine the mother of the Golden Sacred Palace?" Long Xiaobai was puzzled.
If it weren't for the fact that this King Zhu Zi had a soft spot for the mother of the Golden Sacred Palace, he would not have become lovesick. But since there are other concubines, they still hang dry hair on a tree?
"Xiaobai, you still use less urine in the future, the medicine is too big. This old king, I guess some of you are busy tonight. ”
Sun Wukong looked at Long Xiaobai with a strange face. This thing is still diluted in urine and has this energy, and I can't complain that those female goblins are dead set on him.
"Your Majesty, Has Your Majesty finally summoned us?!"
"Oh! Oh my God! I don't remember how many years Your Majesty hasn't been able to visit me!"
“......”
With a noisy sound and a strong smell of rouge powder, more than a dozen concubines wearing ayaluo ran over.
Fat, thin, tall, short~ I'm Nima!
Long Xiaobai looked at a tall concubine with golden eyes, if the other party wasn't a mortal, he couldn't help but pounce.
Those blue eyes, flickering with thick flames, looked like a she-wolf who had been hungry for a long time.
"Oh my God, so handsome!" the golden-eyed concubine suddenly looked at Long Xiaobai.
"it, Brother Monkey, let's go. Long Xiaobai pulled Sun Wukong and hurriedly left the door of the palace.
"Ladies, is Your Majesty waiting inside?" said the chief eunuch in a hurry. These mothers have been held back for too long.
"Roar, concubines, come in quickly! This king is now full of power!" King Zhu Zi roared like a beast, like a male lion calling his mate!
"Your Majesty!!" More than a dozen concubines rushed in together, and they didn't even close the door of the dormitory. This was followed by the sound of tearing clothes.
"God willing, Your Majesty has finally regained his strength. The chief eunuch listened to the high-frequency crashing sound and the high-pitched sound of Shen Yin, which reminded him of the king when he was young.
However, since the arrival of the Golden Palace Niangniang, the king has been obsessed with the beauty of the other party. Even after the other party was captured by the monster, he became sick and couldn't afford to get sick.
......
Long Xiaobai completely gave up his plan to use his own yellow soup to treat the people of the city, even if he diluted it, he didn't dare to dilute it.
This special old king did not stop all night, so that although he covered his waist the next day, he could continue to greet from the spirit on his face.
He couldn't believe that if a soak of urine was spilled out, the people in the audience would be like a herd of beasts on the prairie, snapping on the spot when they saw the opposite sex. In that case, you will be guilty of a great sin.
"Your Majesty, why is this like this? Didn't my apprentice cure you?" Tang Seng couldn't help but ask when he saw King Zhu Zi walking with his hands on his hips.
"Hahaha! Okay! It's completely good! It's just that this king was busy all night last night~ and his body was a little tired. But the spirit is very strong!Look!" he said, and shook his head with his eyes in a ...... Shabi~
"Amitabha, that's good, that's good~" Tang Seng said, glancing appreciatively at Long Xiaobai, who was drinking and eating meat.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the side quest: Healing King Vermilion. Reward: 4ooo points of experience! 1ooo points of experience will be added due to the amount of tasks completed!
"Poof!" Long Xiaobai squirted out with a sip of wine. It's surprising that there is such a thing as completing the task, is it because King Zhu Zi was made into a tumbler on the bed?
"Oh, the divine doctor, is the wine not to taste? Come on, go, find the best wine in the country!" King Zhu Zi is now closer to Long Xiaobai than he is to his own father.
"Ahem, ahem, that~ no need. This wine is good, very good. Long Xiaobai waved his hand again and again.
"It's good if the doctor is satisfied, it's good if he's satisfied!, come, I salute the doctor, thank you for not only curing my three-year stubborn disease, but also rejuvenating me~ No! It's even stronger than when I was young!"
King Zhu Zi's own title has changed, obviously feeling Long Xiaobai in his heart.
(End of chapter)