No.0014, the daily life of a perverted uncle

After knowing the specific reward, Wu Miao didn't want to stay in the hospital for a second. On the same day, I went through the discharge procedures and took my cheap daughter Tian Xiaoxiao back home together.

"Cut, pretending to be an uncle, and embarrassed to say that he earns hundreds of thousands of dollars a day. Living in such a garbage place, even my family's warehouse is better than this. ”

Tian Xiaoxiao looked at the slightly outdated decoration in the room and said disdainfully.

"What do little kids know, I call it low-key. ”

"Call me a little kid again, and I'll turn your face on you!

Tian Xiaoxiao's chest straightened, and she looked at Wu Miao with an angry face.

Well, it doesn't seem small.

"You can't call me a little brat, but you can't call me a lewd uncle or anything. ”

"If you don't call it, you won't call it, just call Uncle Zongxing, right?"

"Okay, uncle is hungry, let's buy vegetables and cook. ”

"You! I endure..."

Watching Tian Xiaoxiao slam the door and leave, Wu Miao laughed out loud. It's been more than a year, and since learning that his parents are missing, he has never felt so relaxed as he did now.

.........

"I'll try it first, it's a little salty. Try your green pepper back to the pot meat... There is a fishy smell, is there no ginger added when the meat is cooked? And this ......

"It's not over, if you don't eat it, I'll take it and pour it, let's get it myself." ”

It's rare to cook a few dishes, which was quite fulfilling, and even the lines to deal with Wu Miao's praise are ready. Who knew that he didn't play his cards according to the routine, and degraded the results of her hard work for two hours for nothing... Normally, no matter how unpalatable this situation is, it should be said that it is delicious? Tian Xiaoxiao said that she was very hurt.

"I still refuse to admit that I am small, only a little girl will lose her temper at every turn..."

"Don't eat, sleep!"

Tian Xiaoxiao threw away the dishes and chopsticks in a fit of anger, turned around and entered the room. After more than ten seconds, I opened the door again and returned to the hall...

“... The quilt has slept with other women, and I want to change it to a new one. ”

"No, I just bought it. Wu Miao flatly denied it.

"It's clear that it smells like a woman, it's a pervert, and you still want to lie to me, but there is no door," Tian Xiaoxiao said with disdain.

"You must be a dog... I want to buy a new one myself. Now, give you the money, and use the rest to buy sugar. ”

Wu Miao took out two hundred yuan from his coat pocket and threw it on the dining table.

"Two hundred! If you want to have left, you can buy a pillow..."

"Miss, I thought it would be nice to be able to borrow you two hundred. A total of ten thousand and two hundred, deducted from your salary. ”

"You ......"

Tian Xiaoxiao resisted the urge to kill and slammed the door again.

......

At half past five in the morning, most people were still sleeping soundly at this time, and Tian Xiaoxiao was one of them.

Last night, she took 200 yuan to the mall, and after turning around, she didn't find a suitable one. The cheapest ones in them are all priced at more than 100 per unit, and it is impossible to buy a whole set for 200.

In the end, I could only grit my teeth and buy a set at a roadside stall, which was of very poor quality at first glance, and I was uncomfortable to fall asleep when I came back, and I couldn't sleep horizontally and vertically. Later, I was so sleepy that I simply came to the living room with a pillow and fell asleep on the sofa in the living room.

"It's thundering, it's raining, it's time to put away your clothes..."

"It's raining? What kind of clothes do you collect? Uncle, you are a dead pervert!"

Tian Xiaoxiao was woken up by a sudden sound, and subconsciously read out the voice echoing in her head. Only then did she find that Wu Miao was standing in front of her with a wicked smile, and fell asleep after scolding angrily.

"Is it appropriate for you to lie in front of me like this?"

"Ahh

Tian Xiaoxiao hurriedly got up and subconsciously covered her hands in front of her, only to realize that she had been fooled again, she didn't take off her clothes at all last night...

"Are you insane? What are you going to do when people sleep well?"

"What are you sleeping at half past five, hurry up and wash your face, and run with me!"

"Aciba, it's only half past five, what are your nerves, you have to run yourself, if you wake me up again... I'm fighting with you!"

Tian Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and finished speaking, and was about to lie down again.

"I'll give you a salary of 200 yuan for running for two hours every morning, plus 100 yuan for work every day, and you only need about a month to pay off your debts, how about it?" Wu Miao said very casually.

"Two hundred?"

"Yes, two hundred. ”

"A month?"

"Yes, only for a month. ”

"Deal!"

Tian Xiaoxiao stood up, took three or two steps to the bathroom, and after quickly washing her face, she opened the door directly...

"Let's go!"

It is not certain whether the money can make the ghost grind Wu Miao, but at present, it seems that at least Tian Xiaoxiao can get up at half past five and go for a morning run.

"Strange uncle, I don't sleep comfortably at home, I get up before dawn and go for a morning run, I'm sick!"

On the sidewalk on the side of the street, the two ran forward side by side, and the mentally depressed Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't help but complain.

"Comfort is reserved for the dead, and besides, with your small body, if you don't insist on exercising, I'm really afraid that you will be tired at work... I'll have to pay for it then. ”

"Miser, dead pervert, psychotic, lewd man..."

Tian Xiaoxiao scolded and ran forward, every step was very heavy, as if she wanted to stomp Wu Miao to the ground to relieve her hatred.

"Hehe, you'd better run well, otherwise you'll feel better later," Wu Miao said with a chuckle.

"You have to take care of it!"

Ten minutes later...

"Uncle, I can't run anymore, let's run back. ”

"No, it's not far from it. ”

Fifteen minutes later...

"Uncle, you won't have friends like this, especially a girlfriend... Why don't we run away, I'll be your girlfriend for a month, what do you think?"

"Yes, to be a girlfriend is to do the duty of a girlfriend, normal men have needs every day, you know?"

“... Think beautifully, dirty!"

Twenty minutes later...

"No, I really can't run, I want to rest!"

"Yes, I'm tired too, and I've wanted to rest for a while. ”

Wu Miao stopped suddenly.

"You're so cheap, does your mother know?"

After scolding angrily, Tian Xiaoxiao sat on the ground with a little madness in her heart.

I thought that the other party would shamelessly refute her, but I saw him lower his head with an ugly face, staring directly at the ground, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Hey, you can't be so stingy, you can't afford to make a joke?"

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little depressing, Tian Xiaoxiao couldn't help but speak.

When Wu Miao raised her head, her face had returned to normal, and her eyes looked at Tian Xiaoxiao...

"I was just wondering if I was losing too much. I invite you to come with so much salary every day, the cooking is unpalatable, I can't run, and I look ugly, what do you think I want to spend so much money for?"

"Are you a man or not? Do you know what gentlemanly demeanor is? This girl has never cooked for a man before, and you still don't like it... I've never gotten up before seven o'clock, but I've been out for a morning run with you at half past five... What else do you have to be dissatisfied with!"

Tian Xiaoxiao said as she rolled up her right index finger and touched the tip of her nose, feeling that her eyes were a little sore.

Seeing that the other party was about to cry, Wu Miao stopped hitting her anymore. Moderation is the best way to achieve the best results, and he doesn't want to backfire.