Jane didn't know what to say, she thought that this guy who called himself Thor must have had amnesia, he didn't have any identification on him, and he should go to the police station.

Zhang Tianzhi and Thor came to the bar.

"Two small glasses of the strongest wine!" Zhang Tianzhi slapped the counter and shouted, Thor sniffed, Zhang Tianzhi immediately changed his words and said: "Hehe, just kidding, take out all your strongest wine!"

Zhang Tianzhi and Thor drank round after round in the bar, but in fact, Thor who lost his divine power only drank half a round and became stupid, and he was too drunk to do it. Zhang Tianzhi grabbed the wine and took Thor to the pole dance stage on the pole, and suggested that he use the pole to dance a dance.

"I am the God of God Thunder!" "Thor" Thor tore off his clothes, revealing his strong muscles.

"I know you're the god of thunder in the divine realm, come on, pole dance, Thor, and Thor must be able to dance. Zhang Tianzhi took a sip and shouted, and the people in the bar didn't dislike the excitement and did not dislike it, and they also made a big fuss.

Zhang Tianzhi was also a little drunk and vain, but he still took out his mobile phone to take a video quite rationally and uploaded it to the network in the Tomb of the Earth starship.

An hour later, Thor vomited while pole dancing, and finally collapsed into his own vomit, and Zhang Tianzhi smashed his mouth and eyes.

Zhang Tianzhi pointed to the thunder god who was lying in the vomit and said: "Do I look like a rich man? The guy who called himself Thunder God said that he invited me to drink. ”

How can Thor be rich? The two were pressed to the ground by a group of bartenders in the bar, Zhang Tianzhi didn't care, he squinted and fell asleep, Thor was woken up, wow wow screams, there is no divine power, almost beat him to tears.

"How dare mortals beat my god of thunder?" Thunder God shouted, and a bartender smashed a wine bottle on his head.

"It doesn't matter if you are thunder or not, you don't give money after drinking, and you drink so much!"

The two were carried out by the bartender.

About eight hours later, Zhang Tianzhi woke up yawning, the white room, the white sheets, as if he was in the hospital ward.

Kate, the cute and charming assistant, was sitting on the edge of Zhang Tianzhi's bed staring at him.

Zhang Tianzhi opened his mouth and smelled a strong smell of alcohol, and it seemed that he was still hungover. "Hey chick, aren't you afraid to fall in love with me when you look at me like this?"

"You were beaten up like the guy who called himself Thor, why didn't you have anything to do with it?" asked Kate, the cute and charming assistant, curiously.

"His name is Thor, he deserves to be beaten for being so arrogant, I am a mortal, and mortals should still be very friendly to mortals. Zhang Tianzhi sat up indifferently, felt a little thirsty, snatched the mineral water from the cute and charming assistant Kate, and drank it with a grunt.

"Trouble for ten more bottles. Zhang Tianzhi shouted, and the cute and charming assistant Kate had ignored him, and was expressing his disregard with his crescent-shaped melon seed face.

On the other hospital bed lay Thor, his eyes grunting nervously, and Kate, the cute and charming assistant, said to Jane, "Thor is waking up, hehe." ”

Kate, the cute and charming assistant, was holding an old man's mobile phone in her hand, and she was watching a magical video, probably a video of Thor pole dancing, and she handed it to Jane, who couldn't help but laugh.

"I think it's quite tasteful, I rarely see a man with eight-pack abs, and he has such a spicy eye for pole dancing. Kate, the cute and charming assistant, said.

Jane said stop making a fuss, but she was so happy to see that Kate, the cute and charming assistant, snatched the phone. "I'm going to download it to my computer. ”

"Hey, that phone is mine, doesn't the chick need to go through the contemptible consent to take other people's things?" Zhang Tianzhi lifted the sheets, and now he was wearing the kind of patient gown without underwear, it seemed that when he was drunk, someone arranged for him to do a full-body examination without gaps.

This is a reminder of Kate, a cute and charming assistant. "Why can't you get rid of the ring on your left hand? The doctor said it looked like it grew out of flesh?"

Zhang Tianzhi watched her cute and charming assistant Kate take care of herself, absolutely ignoring her own connection to the data cable, and the video of Thor dancing pole dancing was uploaded to her computer.

Jane said no, and Kate, the cute and charming assistant, stuck out her tongue.

"That's arrogant, this chick. Zhang Tianzhi was walking in the ward, what about his previous clothes? He was wearing a torn hospital gown, which was cool, and the cute and charming assistant Kate was aiming at it with immoral eyes from time to time, as if he had aimed at the contents of Zhang Tianzhi's split hospital gown.

Thor woke up with a whoa. "Have I been trampled by giants more than a hundred times, and why do I feel like my body is going to crack and shatter?"

Zhang Tianzhi smiled and shook his head. "Who knows what happened to us when we got drunk, and I guess we were beaten up. ”

"Who is it? who dares to beat the king of the kingdom of God, Thor?" the god shouted, and then he let out several oops, wilted, and the muscles on his body were melted.

"Why do I feel like I'm being beaten like a worm, you don't look like. Thor asked, puzzled.

"You're Thor, so arrogant. I'm not Thor, those guys probably just can't get used to arrogant people. Zhang Tianzhi stomped his feet to express his anger. "Friend, if time could be turned back, I hope they all come and beat me, because hitting my friend and yours hurts my heart. ”

Jane and her cute and charming assistant Kate laughed at the same time.

"What are you two going to the bar to drink if you two don't have any money? If we hadn't arrived in time, you would have been beaten even worse. Jane restrained her smile, as if she shouldn't have laughed.

"Of course, the one who was beaten even worse was you, the guy who called himself Thor. Kate, the cute and charming assistant, pointed to Thor.

"Why me?" Thor, who was aching all over, managed to crawl on the bed and sit up.

"Because they didn't react to beating this sloppy uncle, and then they were too lazy to fight, and you were punched and screamed, and you were kicked and screamed, and the fight was so hard!"

"Money, what kind of thing is money? The god king of the kingdom of God went to the bar to drink, that is the supreme honor of that bar, even if you are not grateful, you will still beat people?" Zhang Tianzhi gestured with a middle finger.

Thor is not Zhang Tianzhi, he was cursed by the most awesome demon, and the curse of the Heartbreaker has a certain effect of losing his mind.

Money should be money, Thor reacted. "Friend, don't you invite me to drink, shouldn't you have money on you?"

Zhang Tianzhi scratched his head and was looking for clothes to wear, there were no clothes in the ward, it seemed that their dirty clothes had been disposed of. In fact, Zhang Tianzhi was of course deliberate, bored, looking for something to do, and the time he was beaten up even made him nostalgic.

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