readx;? Liu Kangdi's father-in-law subconsciously told the left general Ni Yuan and the right general Shen Shi again: "You two generals, you really missed a great opportunity to make meritorious contributions! Don't miss the opportunity again! This time you missed, you two don't know when you will have this opportunity again! Now that you are cutting your job at home, it's not a good sign!"

Could it be a good omen? People are marching and fighting outside and making meritorious deeds, while they are squatting at home to educate their children? Isn't this overkill? After all, it is a woman's job to teach her husband and children. Pen%Fun%Pavilion www.biquge.info【Fengyun Novel Reading】

Of course, Ni Yuan, the first general to receive the order, didn't know that Liu Kangdi's father-in-law deliberately revealed this.

After listening to the holy decree and sending away Liu Kangdi's father-in-law, Ni Yuan, the left general who had not yet changed his court clothes, didn't say a word, and directly found a tree stick frozen on it in the courtyard.

Ni Yuan, the general of the left who was furious, trotted into the room of his precious son Ni Liang, and then didn't say anything, didn't say anything, lifted the quilt and raised the frozen tree in his hand is a period of crazy whipping, and in the end, this tree bar was broken dozens of roots.

The sound of screaming like killing a pig came from General Zuo's Mansion far, far away, and the surrounding neighbors were so frightened that they didn't dare to go out of the house, although they were used to hearing it, but General Zuo's Mansion made such a scene from time to time, which was indeed a little scary. Liu Kangdi's father-in-law, who had just walked out of General Zuo's mansion, heard this miserable wail, and he was scared with goosebumps.

Subsequently, Liu Kangdi's father-in-law pondered, "Is it possible that when you go to the Right General's Mansion, will such a play be staged?"

So, with this strange idea, Liu Kangdi's father-in-law went to the Right General's Mansion to announce the decree.

As for the right general Shen Shi, his reaction as a general was even greater, after listening to the holy decree, and hearing Liu Kangdi's father-in-law say that all kinds of opportunities were unavoidable, he directly punched the solid wood table to a pulp, and then did not wait for Liu Kangdi's father-in-law to leave, directly picked up a table leg, and went to his son Shen Sanlang's room angrily.

Shen Shi angrily entered Shen Sanlang's room, and this Shen Sanlang son was still asleep.

I saw that Shen Sanlang had saliva on the corner of his mouth, and he was still shouting in his mouth: "Beauty, don't run, come, let the uncle kiss you." ”

"Beauty, how about spending a good night with my son. **A moment is worth a thousand gold, beauty, what are you waiting for, take off your clothes quickly. ”

"Wow, such white thighs, wow, beauty, this son loves you to death. ”

Having an infinitely beautiful spring dream, this Shen Sanlang Gongzi's hand is still very dishonest, and he actually reached out to touch something out of thin air.

His father Shen Shi rushed into his room angrily, listening to this kid talking in his sleep, thinking about what this kid would say, it's okay not to listen to this, this listen, it is adding fuel to the fire, Shen Shi is simply furious!

Shen Shigang wanted to pick up the table leg to beat this unfilial son, but in his sleep, Shen Sanlang directly reached out and grabbed the table leg, still closed his eyes, and said with a smile: "Beauty, your big white legs, so white, so white, this son has never seen such white white legs." It's really unparalleled white legs in the world. ”

"Beauty, the big white legs have been shown to my son, let my son see how your white rabbit is?"

After that, Shen Sanlang, the merry man, directly dragged the beauty into his arms in his dream and began to put his hands up and down.

But in reality, Shen Sanlang dragged his angry father along the table leg into the bed, and rubbed his father's full chest muscles very hard......

You don't have to think about it, you don't have to think about it!

Shen Sanlang is miserable! Very miserable, miserable!

The four words "miserable" seem to be a little weak enough to describe his final result.

As for Liu Kangdi and Liu Gonggong, this guy is also a joke, the right general Shen Shi beat his son, not only did he not leave the right general's mansion, but waited until Shen Shi beat his son and returned to the living room. Then this father-in-law Liu asked a little strangely: "Is the fight over?"

General Shen Shi, who had already beaten his son, was stunned, and replied very puzzled: "It's over." ”

"Oh, since the fight is over, then our family should also leave......" After that, Liu Kangdi's father-in-law got up and prepared to leave.

As soon as Shen Shi heard Liu Kangdi's father-in-law's words, the whole person was completely confused, dare to love your father-in-law if he doesn't leave, are you waiting for me to beat my son?

"Gonggong Liu, you ...... What do you mean by that?"

When Liu Kangdi's father-in-law heard Shen Shi's question, he stopped leaving, stopped at the door of the living room, and said a little embarrassed: "Our family just wants to see if General Shen is more ruthless than General Ni." ”

Hearing this, Shen Shi's eyes widened, and his face was angry, but he didn't dare to attack. This Shen Shi can be regarded as convinced, there are still such people in the world, how comfortable is it to watch others beat their own sons, how can you, a eunuch, feel comfortable.

Wait! This father-in-law Liu Kangdi is a eunuch! He is a eunuch, how can his psychology be normal? Maybe he has some kind of perverted psychology that prompts him to have such perverted thoughts or hobbies! So, Shen Shi, who was full of anger, rolled his eyes and said in an unhappy tone.

"And the result?"

"The result...... This, judging from the screams, should be General Ni more ruthless. However, let's look at the blood stains on the legs of this table, cough cough, it is estimated that the two generals are about the same level. ”

Judging from the screams that Liu Kangdi's father-in-law said earlier, this Shen Shi was instantly unhappy, and there was still a trace of regret in his heart, "Alas, I knew that beating that little rabbit cub would not be covered with a quilt, otherwise the screams would be louder, and this Liu Kangdi's father-in-law could hear it more clearly." ”

Shen Shi beat his own son angrily, and he was also afraid of others gossiping, and he also gave his baby son Shen Sanlang a quilt, so that Shen Sanlang's screams were blocked in the quilt, so that his baby son Shen Sanlang's screams were not as good as Ni Liang in General Zuo's mansion.

However, this Shen Shi heard Liu Kangdi's father-in-law say that the two generals were on a par with each other, and Shen Shi grinned and was instantly satisfied.

"Grandma, I was finally not surpassed by Ni Yuan's puppet!"

The left general Ni Yuan and the right general Shen Shi can also be regarded as lifelong enemies, the two of them fought from the official affairs of the court to the private affairs after the dispersal of the dynasty, there are sons, sons fight, daughters-in-law fights, daughters-in-law fights! There are pets, pets fight! There are martial arts, martial arts fights, there are what, what fights! Anyway, they fight everything.

It is precisely for this reason that Liu Kangdi's father-in-law had no choice but to say "comparable", after all, Liu Kangdi's father-in-law is slippery, and the two generals on the left and right don't want to offend.

Then, Liu Kangdi's father-in-law, who had finished saying this, was a little embarrassed, should he go now, or not, let's go...... It seems to have angered General Shen Shi, don't go, what's the point of staying here!

The quick-witted father-in-law Liu Kangdi glanced down at the bloody table leg in the hand of the right general Shen Shi, and then thought about it.

I saw that this father-in-law Liu Kangdi looked reverent, and even had a look of admiration, and praised the right general loudly: "The right general is really mighty, so the table leg has become an artifact for disciplining children and grandchildren, it is really the luck of the Ni family, the blessing of the empire, the well-being of the people, and the happiness of the women." As an imperial general, it is really rare for General Right to set an example! Our family admires you, admires your righteous annihilation, and admires your selflessness! Admire, admire!"

This father-in-law Liu Kangdi is worthy of being the person next to the Rose Emperor Mi Yan, this is a sycophant, that's simple, it's easy to get your hands on, this easily makes the angry right general Shen Shi smile.

Being praised by Gonggong Liu like that, General Shen Shi was also a little embarrassed, and he also modestly said, "For the sake of the empire, all this is deserved!"

"Well, the general really knows the general situation! This table leg is really an artifact! Eh, the right general is not too early at this time, uh, let's take our leave. ”

Liu Kangdi's father-in-law pondered: I finally coaxed this general, it's time to retreat.

"Father-in-law Liu walks slowly......"

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